Actually, it's Euphinatrix.
Uh... Err... Umm...
H-Hello, everyone! My name is Koakuma, and I'm... I'm here to talk about Uncanny Valley...
Ummitsreallyscaryandweirdsodoyourbesttoavoiditanddontletanythingbadhappentoyouokaaaaay?
...*Runs away*
(Funny In Hindsight, go!)
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Um... What am I supposed to say?
-Funny In Hindsight! It's easy!-
Oh, okay. Um.. sometimes, things are funny, but only later when you think about them or something gets shown to you!
... Did I do it right?
-Yeah, yeah-
Okay! The next PSA is on... um... the importance of learning other languages!
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
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Grim Angels, servants of the gods...
In order to complete your mission, I will grant this piece of advice: Learn the languages of other people. Not only that you will understand more about the land of other people, but you will gain more info. Sacrifices shall be made, but it is worth it, so that we may understand more about the world... And we may complete our mission...
Now, go! For the judgment of the gods!
The next PSA is about going to a Suicide Mission.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
Collector Of Fine Oddities
Dear tropers, by now you must realize that off-topic posting and natter is not entirely unlike a suicide mission when you get right down to it. You feel that urge to charge out and break the rules, to go against impossible odds and spam Nyan Cat in OTC. But just when you think you have broken through and achieved the impossible, I will there to greet you.
Carry on, and remember, we are only interested in hosting a friendly, civil forum. —- The next avatar will give a PSA about The Inherent Physical Dangers of Right Through His Pants
edited 10th May '11 5:22:44 PM by carbon-mantis
watching down on us
Wearing pants twenty four hour seven is really bad for you, you know, you can get bad rashes and stuff. I remember this one time Loki superglued the inside of Uncle Vé's pants so they were stuck to his thighs and he could not get them off even when he need to and it was pretty gross after a while and everybody avoided him because he smelled so bad, because, you know.
But man, it was so hilarious, you should have seen my uncle trying so hard to get them off. I would hate of that ever happened to me. That would be so embarrassing. Lucky women don't have to worry about it—they have skirts! Which are actually pretty comfortable contrary to common belief. I don't understand why people are so against men wearing skirts.
The next topic is on finding a treatment for ADHD.
edited 10th May '11 5:34:44 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
Master Poison Trainer
GRAAAOO. GRRRN, RAWR. RROOOAAARRR! GROOON; GRARR. ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA!
-Errr, we'll get back to you Mr. Tyranitar...-
Next PSA is on the importance of having healing items/abilities.
edited 10th May '11 6:43:52 PM by Jinjoman
Pharaoh Man is the solution to all your problems. Except those involving time shenanigans.
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Grim Angels, servants of the gods...
Having Healing items or abilities is one step of being a perfect Grim Angel. Without healing items or abilities, you will suffer, and you will soon die. No one wants to see a Grim Angel die, don't you? The Gods favor us with their blessing, and you can count on them to heal you. If you can't heal... Some sacrifices are unavoidable, and you will be forgotten...
The next PSA is about the Unwanted Harem.
Shutdown sequence initiated.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Um... um... Okay, so... sometimes one guy or girl will get a bunch of girls whoe like him or her or kinda like him or her. So... um... they have to... um... choose wisely? I'm kind of confused...
Well, the next PSA is on... A Date With Rosie Palms? What's that?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Make sure that nobody's around, and be sure to get out some reading material if you really want to wring out your frustration.
Now, I think we need a PSA on pranks.
Usually here.
EY-PECKS-PRE-DA-DUUUURRR
Alice is walking along down a corridor. Suddenly, she sees a Boojum around the corner and hides. As the Boojum passes by, Alice gives the camera a not so innocent smile, slaps a Semtex onto the Boojum's back, then casually strolls away.
Boojum: *Stops and looks around, seeing Alice. It goes to go after her, then hears the Semtex's beeping get louder. It looks at the camera with an Oh Crap expression. Cut to Alice walking down a hallway as we hear the grenade detonate*
Alice: *Chuckles Evily*
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Next PSA is about overused trailer music (Like "Requiem For A Dream" or "In The House - In A Heartbeat").
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"
Indecisive pumpkin
-winnie-
-bray-
-sounds that donkies make-
The next PSA is about internet etique.
‽‽‽‽ ^These are interrobangs. Love them. Learn them. Use them.
Master Poison Trainer
GRAOOOOHHHH. GRRRN. ROOAAAR, RAWR! RR Rrrr. (I'm cheating at this, aren't I? :3) Next PSA is: The benefits of having insects on your combat team.
Pharaoh Man is the solution to all your problems. Except those involving time shenanigans.
Insects on your combat team are a good thing because... because... erm. Sorry, I'm not quite all now right here. A too bit wasted. Weeeeeeeeeeee.
The next APS... PAS... SPA... actually a spa sounds good right about now... PSA! Is on randomly jumping off green grassy platforms.
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wildSUICIDE: The PSA!
AKA: What Jordan thinks of whenever she's at school or if she's made an error.
(Jordan jumps off a grassy platform and dies)
NOBODY WILL CARE IF YOU DIE.
Next PSA is about making a webcomic.
edited 24th May '11 7:20:39 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
uHH, i'M SORRY IF i'M BEING BORING RIGHT NOW, bUT JUMPING OFF GREEN PLATFORMS BELIVING THAT YOU COULD FLY LIKE pUPA pAN IS A REALLY BAD THING TO DO,,, uMM,,, i MEAN, yOU DON'T WANT TO BE A CRIPPLE RIDING ON A FOUR WHEEL DEVICE LIKE ME, rIGHT,,, bECAUSE OF THAT, i AM JUST A LOWLY CRIPPLED rUSTBLOOD WITH NO CONFIDENCE, eCEPT FOR rUFIO, oF COURSE,,,
uH, i THINK THE NEXT SPEECH SHALL BE CONFESSING YOUR rED fEELINGs, oR mATEsPIRATEsHIP TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER,,,
Damn my slow typing! Ack, the next post gets to choose between Zombie's or my choice. :B
edited 24th May '11 7:25:10 PM by Tatsumar
DeerI'm outta my gourd and seeing multiple realities, I'll do both ESP's!
Webcomics! Easy as making a sprite, such as myself, not even bothering with changing its face, such as myself, and copy-pasting everywhere until it can no longer be read. Unless you are drunk, in which case it'll look great.
Love! I love drinks! aNd $a***g P#opl#
Ahaha, don't mind me!
The next ASAP is on go0d gu## iN b#d siTu******
edited 24th May '11 7:49:58 PM by Oblivion4568238
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild
I can't breathe in this
-smokes a cigarette- If I, a hikkikomori think that your behavior is out of line, it's time to re-evaluate your priorities -zoom out to show Satou's apartment-
PSA On Nyancat
Hello again tropersI tried to recreate Nyancat by taping pop-tarts to the side of my cat and giving it LSD.
It died.
Remember, Nyancat should not be recreated with actual cats. They cannot handle the madness.
Next PSA is aboot Canada Eh
edited 24th May '11 8:12:40 PM by AwesomeZombie22
Usually here.
Knouge forever!!
Oh, Canada. Knuckles and Rouge approve.
I am completely, utterly, and thoroughly done with Sola Sonica and 2D
Remember, folks, hitting your loved ones is not a good way to work out your problems! Hit criminals and saboteurs instead! Tune in next week for another exciting Mask of Justice adventure!
Next PSA: Encouraging the purchase of US War Bonds.
dO noT BoTHer. W#r aGAinSt me wIlL resULt in th* destRUcTioN oF the pLaneT. ##ney aNd boNd$ wo##d be IRreleVant.
th# neXt PSA will ##### heRoes cau$ing destruction
edited 25th May '11 9:37:20 AM by Oblivion4568238
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild
Remember! As a hero, you are supposed to stop those causing destruc-she-on, not adding to it. You may destroy the bad guys by karate chopping them into ob-livvy-on like moi or hitting them with a stylish tiara like moi's favor-ite hero, Sailor Moon! But, if you destroy something that shouldn't be destroyed, do clean up after yourself, sil vous plaite. Sailor Piggy says Kissy Kissy!
Next up.......elipses abuse!
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
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Meow.
Remember, kids! Abuse ellipses, and you will turn into a cat!
Next PSA is about the dangers of Homestuck addiction.
uHH,,, wHAT IS hOMESTUCK, oH GOD, i'M IN A WEBCOMIC,,, uHH, pLEASE DON'T GO TO FAR INTO hOMESTUCK, uHH THERE'S BAD THINGS THAT WON'T MAKE SENCE TO HUMANS, aND I REALLY DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ANYTHING THAT COULD HURT MY SELF ESTEEM,,, rUFIO WOULD GET MAD,,,
uH,,, THE NEXT AVATAR HAS TO DEAL WITH THE ISSUE OF LACKING SELF CONFIDENCE, iN WHICH i'VE HAVE PLENTY OF,,,,
Deer
WARNING: The following PSA contains repeated usage of the word "Dangerous". If you are offended by this word, please let us know so we can send you a censored version free of charge.
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Alice: Ninjas are dangerous. Seriously. Ninjas are very, very dangerous. If you see a dangerous ninja, report them to the Anti Dangerous Ninja Club. Your efforts will be appreciated and rewarded.
As Alice is talking, a Ninja creeps up behind her
Alice: Your friends and family will be saved from dangerous men that cover themselves in dangerous black cloth and scream like dangerous horny school girls. *Pauses* There's one right behind me, isn't there?
Cameraman: Pretty much.
Alice: Oh, shi-
Ninja attacks Alice. The screen cuts to static
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The next PSA will be about the Uncanny Valley, and prominent examples of it.
edited 10th May '11 3:32:51 PM by Abracadavre
"I'm the Avatar! You gotta deal with it!"