Foil the above poster's eeeevil plan.

I stole all your money, now you can't purchase it!

I'm going to make all games into Free-To-Play, PAY-TO-WIN MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nobody is fazed because they're used to that kind of greed by now.

I'm going to build a machine that makes dreams real and unleash nightmares into the world!

edited 22nd Jul '17 5:15:28 PM by DrNoPuma

I'm going to dream of a God-Mode Sue who can defeat all of them.

I'm going to comedy that ship

I sunk the ship, it's now a tragedy.

I'm going to build Stechkin in real life and raise her as my precious pet.

I program a computer virus into her, and she becomes my servant. She then is ordered to destroy you.

I'm going to revive Rugrats into a comic series!

Only one way to prevent that!

I manage to put world tensions at their highest, before breaking into Norh Korea and launching a single one of their new ICB Ms.

The Third World War will likely hinder your plans, and erase most historical records.

I'm going to take over Tv Tropes through bribing the admins with a can of soup!

A single can of soup!

Literally, just one!

edited 23rd Jul '17 6:09:26 AM by RandomWriter413

What kind of soup? I should become an admin... They convince you to leave TV Tropes for two cans of soup!

I'm going to throw Taco Belle's father into the asylum unless she agrees to make me tacos.

I going to make my own poisoned taco, disguise as Taco Belle, and give it to you.

While disguised as Taco Belle, I go mad with power and poison all the world's tacos.

I replace all the tacos in the world with PIZZA!

I'm going to make every SCP real!

edited 23rd Jul '17 4:47:28 PM by Jaxfirebus

Reads up on SCPs...

I bet Doctor Who can solve this.

I'm going to turn all birds back into dinosaurs!

edited 23rd Jul '17 6:05:09 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

I use my Semantics powers to say that technically, Dinosaurs are birds, but they came first, so really, birds are dinosaurs. Thus, the birds remain themselves.

I reduce everyone's IQ except my own to 0, then build a new society based on robots.

I press the reverse switch, Forcibly removing all your intellect thoughts and dreams, leaving you an empty husk losing your mind and soul.

I am going to gather a crew and rob banks payday style, and gun down anyone who tries to stop us!

I'm going to just call the cops.

When a Swat Team in body armor bursts in, gunning down all of you in self defense, I'll get a golden sticker! That's it. No medal or money. Why did I do th-

I'm going to invite some tropers on a nature hike! AWAY FROM MOST TECHNOLOGY.

I'm going to burn down all of the nature on Earth! You can't go on a nature hike with no nature!

Oh, and that's also my evil plan. I'm going to burn down all of the nature on Earth.

(I talk about Moral Orel so much that the word Nature got autocapitalized. That says quite a bit about me.)

I flooded the entire world before you can burn anything.

I'm going to join the Abyss Watchers.

They kick you out for being an otaku!

I'm going to marry Seraphina by shapeshift into Killia!

edited 25th Jul '17 6:48:18 AM by NegaKingKix

I use a bit of emotional manipulation to get her hooked up with some one else.

I am going to gather a team and commit the perfect crime, robbing the largest banks in the world without leaving any evidence!

Sure, but what you don't realize is that I've promised the men some of my money to turn on you and kill you in the Italian countryside once you've gotten enough money. I'll turn up with the "money" but it will atcually be a briefcase full of phonebooks covered with money, and a tracker. I'll, give the other side of the tracker to the Feds, who will take the team down.

I will stack up on fancy electronics and automatic weapons, and teleport to medieval times, becoming their ruler by killing those who stand in my way and training others to fight for me by telling them I'm a messiah, an using my electronics to show this. I will eventually rule Europe.

A stray catapult boulder hits one of your electronics, and they all malfunction at once. And then, they start exploding. The explosions cause your body to combust. You die.

Time to conquer all of India....... or most of India.

I alert the Indian authorities. Now the army will kill you.

I will take over the world via diplomacy to get the world's leaders to hand over their countries to me.

Do you really think diplomacy would work?I don't have to do anything to ruin your plan the world will.

Evil plan pending

Thanks for letting us know, we'll just gather the armed forces while you think.

I'm going to scream. A lot.

I scream back.

I'm going to summon Yog Sothoth.

I summon Tabasco, Too Spicy for Yog-Sothoth.

I'm going to become a Creepy Mortician, operate on unfortunate people and turn them into my personal zombie army, better be an Amazon Brigade.

edited 15th Aug '17 10:54:02 AM by Mhazard

I simply await for the corpses to begin decaying, and publicly oust you as the leader of the undead, while making sure to undermine your control.

While you react to internal and external threats calmly, I begin funding numerous relief groups, gain the ear of the people, and promise to get rid of the undead, no matter how many bodies I have to fling into the meat grinder to fix it.

Mercenaries, death squads, vigilantes, and rogue undead/servants will inevitably drag you out of whatever hidey hole you're in, at which point I will lead the people in a celebration, and 'reluctantly' accept the role of dictator for life- er, 'First Citizen'.

I'm going to order a pizza for all of my friends on this site!