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"You're going to drink your Arnold Palmer and you're going to like it."
Edited by WillDeRegio on Nov 19th 2020 at 3:46:16 PM
Don't give Toph ideas.
"...resulting in a cat sandwich."
"As for the visual side, I think Jake still remembers the exploding consultant."
“And what’s that delicious sword? No, the claymore really looks like chocolate. I don’t know why.”
"Don't spend an eternity contemplating your shoelaces!" I was very irritable this morning thanks to a certain cat waking me up at least twice - once to tear around my room like a cat possessed, chasing some invisible prey - and my mum was taking way too long to get a move on...
"You ever eat something so spicy you forget you're nonbinary?"
“Did . . . did I just called Europe a country?”
“such is the nature of a fundamentally cooperative endeavour like talking to people”
"Nothing like learning a dead language so that you can read ancient fan fiction in its original form."
"This is the third Zag-gets-amnesia fic I read today!"
"Take note: If you don't have a forklift license, we don't want you."
Meanwhile, back at the incest.
Edited by Shyhero on Nov 24th 2020 at 9:32:24 AM
"I would love to bring a photo of Watchmen Babies to Alan Moore."
He probably would be pissed as opposed to getting a good chuckle.
"Is this that fish story H.P Lovecraft made"
"This guy's weakness is being kneed in the nuts?"
"So they disappeared right after I picked up a bug?"
"Tilde-one?! It's 2020, and that guy uploads a file with the name ending in "~1"?!"
(In case you don't know: when Windows 95 introduced long file names, it did so using some internal jiggery-pokery that rendered the file names 8 characters long with a tilde and a number when viewed in DOS. Yes. The file name was eight characters long.)
Are you Milhouse by any chance?
“Slurry, slurry, slurry! Just makin’ slurry! I think we all need a little slurry.”
"Did somebody rob my pants or why am I feeling so light?"
"Damn that gave me Triple Inverted Dan Quayle vibes"
"That would explain the lack of murder."
"I have no inclination to consume Saturn."
Part of a conversation involving a tea "alignment chart" which said that if tea can be made from anything using any method which results in a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, then Saturn is a tea. In the conversation Saturn was also described as a soup.
Cheese Lousie, I wanted a fashion reference. I'm not buying a druidic poncho.
imagine if i ate a lot of beans and everyone would just stare in horror at me as i flicker in and out of reality
"Is Dr. Manhattan a Smurf?"
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