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WillDeRegio Since: Jan, 2015
#13376: Nov 19th 2020 at 12:45:16 PM

Two for one day.

"Baja Fresh"

"You're going to drink your Arnold Palmer and you're going to like it."

Edited by WillDeRegio on Nov 19th 2020 at 3:46:16 PM

Shyhero Dyslexic writer from The sofa (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: Omelette du fromage~
Dyslexic writer
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#13378: Nov 19th 2020 at 8:12:31 PM

"...resulting in a cat sandwich."

NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13379: Nov 20th 2020 at 2:48:01 AM

"As for the visual side, I think Jake still remembers the exploding consultant."

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#13380: Nov 20th 2020 at 7:01:25 PM

“And what’s that delicious sword? No, the claymore really looks like chocolate. I don’t know why.”

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
ReikoKazama Outspoken Cleric from Tasmania, Australia Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Married to the music
Outspoken Cleric
#13381: Nov 20th 2020 at 8:15:33 PM

"Don't spend an eternity contemplating your shoelaces!" I was very irritable this morning thanks to a certain cat waking me up at least twice - once to tear around my room like a cat possessed, chasing some invisible prey - and my mum was taking way too long to get a move on...

FC: SW-1445-0294-1719/PSN: TekkenGirl4Lyfe/Currently playing: Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade
trashconverters "Team Ken, baby" from Melbourne (Series 2) Relationship Status: This is not my beautiful wife!
"Team Ken, baby"
#13382: Nov 22nd 2020 at 8:03:27 AM

"You ever eat something so spicy you forget you're nonbinary?"

Stand up against pinkwashing, don't fall for propoganda
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#13384: Nov 22nd 2020 at 1:14:41 PM

“such is the nature of a fundamentally cooperative endeavour like talking to people”

The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
CompletelyNormalGuy Am I a weirdo? from that rainy city where they throw fish (Oldest One in the Book)
Am I a weirdo?
#13385: Nov 22nd 2020 at 5:47:32 PM

"Nothing like learning a dead language so that you can read ancient fan fiction in its original form."

Bigotry will NEVER be welcome on TV Tropes.
lalalei2001 Since: Oct, 2009
#13386: Nov 23rd 2020 at 5:19:09 PM

"This is the third Zag-gets-amnesia fic I read today!"

The Protomen enhanced my life.
MagmaTeaMerry My Head Is On Fire from A forest somewhere Since: Sep, 2020
My Head Is On Fire
#13387: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:18:41 AM

"Take note: If you don't have a forklift license, we don't want you."

My AO3 profile. Let sleeping cats lie and be cute and calming.
Shyhero Dyslexic writer from The sofa (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: Omelette du fromage~
Dyslexic writer
#13388: Nov 24th 2020 at 6:31:03 PM

Meanwhile, back at the incest.

Edited by Shyhero on Nov 24th 2020 at 9:32:24 AM

ChicoTheParakeet Since: Oct, 2019 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#13389: Nov 24th 2020 at 7:57:31 PM

"I would love to bring a photo of Watchmen Babies to Alan Moore."

He probably would be pissed as opposed to getting a good chuckle.

TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#13390: Nov 24th 2020 at 8:47:37 PM

"Is this that fish story H.P Lovecraft made"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Zanreo Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou from Glitch City (Ten years in the joint) Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
#13391: Nov 26th 2020 at 4:27:26 AM

"This guy's weakness is being kneed in the nuts?"

"So they disappeared right after I picked up a bug?"

"Leftover items still have value!"
NotSoBadassLongcoat The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24 from People's Democratic Republic of Badassia (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Puppy love
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
#13392: Nov 26th 2020 at 6:23:39 AM

"Tilde-one?! It's 2020, and that guy uploads a file with the name ending in "~1"?!"

(In case you don't know: when Windows 95 introduced long file names, it did so using some internal jiggery-pokery that rendered the file names 8 characters long with a tilde and a number when viewed in DOS. Yes. The file name was eight characters long.)

"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
Lindo-Honorindo WOOOOOOW Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
WOOOOOOW
#13393: Nov 26th 2020 at 11:20:46 AM

[up][up][up][up] Are you Milhouse by any chance?

“Slurry, slurry, slurry! Just makin’ slurry! I think we all need a little slurry.”

My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women
MerryMikael Since: Oct, 2013
#13394: Nov 26th 2020 at 11:51:43 AM

"Did somebody rob my pants or why am I feeling so light?"

TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
Hello? Hello, hello?
#13395: Nov 27th 2020 at 6:31:28 AM

"Damn that gave me Triple Inverted Dan Quayle vibes"

artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
AgentKirin Since: Aug, 2017
#13396: Nov 27th 2020 at 2:22:02 PM

"That would explain the lack of murder."

KatanaCat Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees from the void (Spin-off Series) Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
#13397: Nov 27th 2020 at 4:51:34 PM

"I have no inclination to consume Saturn."

Part of a conversation involving a tea "alignment chart" which said that if tea can be made from anything using any method which results in a liquid containing a suspension of a solid, then Saturn is a tea. In the conversation Saturn was also described as a soup.

If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Shyhero Dyslexic writer from The sofa (Troper Journeyman) Relationship Status: Omelette du fromage~
Dyslexic writer
#13398: Nov 27th 2020 at 5:38:50 PM

Cheese Lousie, I wanted a fashion reference. I'm not buying a druidic poncho.

moefoxes Thomas Flyswatter if he was a lime from BURNER Since: Apr, 2020 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Thomas Flyswatter if he was a lime
#13399: Nov 27th 2020 at 7:56:59 PM

imagine if i ate a lot of beans and everyone would just stare in horror at me as i flicker in and out of reality

Once upon a time, there was a Limey. He was not slimy, he was just finey!
ChicoTheParakeet Since: Oct, 2019 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#13400: Nov 28th 2020 at 12:09:00 AM

"Is Dr. Manhattan a Smurf?"


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