"Congratulations for your Nobel Prize for outstanding achievements in not being Donald Trump."
-The Nobel Committee to Joe Biden, if he wins.
International Man of Mystery
Not mine, but it must be repeated lest it be forgotten about:
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the ability of the human mind to obliterate all its contents with sweet, sweet gin."
-H. P. Lovecraft
" Oh, that's right, honey, we don't have a son." - Emperor Franz Josef of Austria-Hungary to his wife Elisabeth upon hearing of the Mayerling Incident.
"What do we say to the God of Death? Sean Bean is over there."
Semain Calm
"Hey, Jackie. Watch this." -JFK, right before having his head blown up in Dallas.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
SPACE
"Dr Jill Biden is my best student!"-Peggy Hill
"I'm glad being famous hasn't changed us."
"Yeah, we've always been terrible"
-Either the Paul Brothers or the Walker Brothers, take your pick.
Edited by Smasher on Jan 20th 2022 at 7:04:45 AM
CG for short
Holy merde, this is the forum thread for me!
"Wassup my homies!" - Marie-Antoinettenote
"Sadly I died, but I LIVED!" - Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanova
"When in doubt, yeet your allies at your enemies." - Chen Gong
"SETTTTT FIIIIIRRREEEE TOOOOO THHHEEE RAINNNN!!!! WAAAATTTCCCH IT BUUUUURNNNNN!" - Mary I of England
"My sister is an insane bitch." Elizabeth I
"I hate my cousin very much yet I only speak to her through letters. Funny, isn't it?" - Mary, Queen of Scots
"I know I'm not Gandi, but nuke 'em." - Rani Lakshmibai
"Does it look like it was made on drugs?" - Pablo Picasso
"I ain't getting suppressed by the dem Europeans today!" - Lapu-Lapu
"The tables are turned! I got suppressed by the natives!" - Ferdinand Magellan
"The angst is unimaginable." Marie-Therese Charlotte of France
"Maybe I should create Horcruxes." - Qin Shi Huangdi
"I'm soooooo fabuluous!" - Josephine Baker
"I did not fuck a horse. I did fuck a thousand men though." - Catherine the Great
"I'm proud of the guys that lead their own revolutions long after I died." - Wat Tyler
"I was Pedobear before Pedobear was a thing." - Gilles de Rais
"Hehehe, the more blood the merrier!" - Elizabeth Báthory
"Heeeellllpppp! This crazy lady from the 16th century is sucking my blood!" - Alexei Nikolaevich
"Dance til you're dead, heads will roll! Heads will roll! HEADS WILL ROOOOOLLLL ON THE FLLLOOOOOR!"]] - Maximilien Robespierre
~Super John, I must make sure you know this forum thread exists
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
"Hey maybe I should novelize my D&D game." -Homer
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."