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Hello.

If by some inexplicable means you have ended up on my user page, you may as well get to know something about me (or not). Because I hate describing myself directly, let me use appropriate tropes as a medium.

Tropes that apply to me:

  • Badass Baritone / Evil Sounds Deep - various people have noted that I have quite a strong voice. As to the ESD part, I can sound quite intimidating when infuriated.
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  • Badass Bookworm - subjective, though definitely true when compared to a good ol' stereotypical bookworm.
  • Berserk Button - I'm more or less irritated most of the time, but it's very hard to really piss me off. Interrupting me when I want to say something (I speak only when I have something meaningful to say) or making me repeat myself is a nice shortcut, though.
  • Blessed with Suck - my intellect makes me see and realise things I'd be better off not knowing.
  • Blue and Orange Morality - well, the way I judge various matters is complex, to say the least. As a result I sometimes come off as surprisingly callous or inappropriately cheerful, though I obviously avoid flaunting with it.
  • Broken Bird - nothing extreme or tragic, just that thanks to the opposite gender I've changed from a Neutral Good Pollyanna into a Chaotic Neutral Stepford Snarker.
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  • Brilliant, but Lazy - my IQ is around 140, but getting me to do something constructive is quite a feat.
  • Chaotic Neutral - I'm a polite and kind man, though generally indifferent to others and most of the time I mind only my own business. The chaotic part stems from my somewhat erratic behaviour, tendency to do things only when and how I see fit, and nigh invulnerability to persuasion.
  • Cluster F-Bomb - when I play FPS games and nobody's around.
  • Dark Is Not Evil
  • Determined Defeatist
  • Dissonant Serenity - when I reach the apex of fury. Happened very few times and I hope it won't anymore.
  • Don't You Dare Pity Me
  • Failure Is the Only Option - no matter how promising my relationship with a girl is, something's bound to prevent it from flourishing.
  • Hates Being Touched
  • Hates Small Talk
  • Laughing Mad
  • Nightmare Fetishist
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  • The Snark Knight + Stepford Snarker - my opinion of the world, the others and especially myself isn't high, to put it mildly. Few people realise it, however, because I habitually hide my true feelings in the company of others. Those close enough to me probably suspect something due to my frequent, snarky situational remarks.
  • Sophisticated as Hell - the fact that I'm intelligent and eloquent doesn't prevent me from putting a well-timed "fuck" here and there.
  • The Stoic / Not So Stoic - I control myself pretty well most of the time. Most of the time.
  • Tranquil Fury - usually when I'm really mad, I skip Unstoppable Rage in a split second and enter this state.
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