Self Demonstrating / Eduardo (Eddsworld)

Spoilers abound for Eddsworld Legacy onwards.

Well, well, well.

^{Click here to see me as a cool-ass supervillain!}   "I'M NUMERO UNO!!!!"

(For the best experience, read this article in the voice of Chris O'Neill or Brock Baker.)

Well, well, well! Looks like I got my own self-describing page before ANYONE else from where I'm from!

Oh. Yeah, guess I should introduce myself.

Name’s Eduardo, my whole deal used to be trying to be better than my idiot loser neighbor and his idiot loser friends. Key words: “used to be”, because 1, my house got a rocket shot at it, and 2, the explosion that happened 'cus of that killed my 'friend' Jon. So yeah, real mood dampener there, huh? But, uh, y'know... whatever's whatever, 'cus I'm a meme now!

How the hell does this thing work again??

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Nice tropes, loser!^note Wait, these are MY tropes!!

• Alpha Bitch: Apparently, I'm one of the only guys to invoke this. Fine by me, 'cus I've got a lot of room at the top!
• Always Someone Better: Better?! No-one's better than ME! I'm numero uno!!
• Berserk Button: If you so much as even THINK of being stupid near me, I'll punch you.^note Or probably just threaten you. Try that again though, I dare you.
• Brooklyn Rage: Oh, you bet!
• Break the Haughty: I might not be the best of guys, but even I don't think I deserved to lose my girlfriend, my house, and one of the guys I called my friends in a really short time! And I'm pretty sure those idiots next door did it... Really did a number on me.
• Disproportionate Retribution: Admittedly, it was kinda a dick move of me to take revenge on Edd 'cus he beat me in a drawing competition and then made fun of me for being in second place. Yeah, I was bullied pretty damn hard just for getting second place, but even Edd acknowledged it was a dumb motive. He even said his drawing sucked, so I still count it as a win!
• Enemy Mine: Just a little, in Hammer and Fail Part 2. But, all me and the others really did was sit and watch those losers get beat up by that ghost! Fun times.
• Evil Counterpart: Evil? Probably not. Mean? Yes. Though, that one time I had super powers,^note PowerEdd I demolished a Cola factory, a bacon factory, and a cotton factory that specialized in green hoodies. Spite's a powerful drug!
• Freudian Excuse: Back in pre-school, Edd and the rest of the class made fun of me, just for placing second at a drawing contest! That's why I was tryin' to beat Edd in everything for the longest time.
• It's Personal: I tried to make Edd admit I was better than him, all because him and our classmates were such dicks when I got second place in a drawing contest!^note Can you blame me, though? My art really was the best!
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold: I might be a real ass towards the neighbors (and Jon), but when Edd apologized for bullying me for getting second place, I pretty much accepted it. And, when Edd blocked that attack from that purple cyclops monster thing, I shot a huge Kamehameha-type laser at it, 'cus no-one hurts my neighbor but me!
• Memetic Mutation: What the hell is a Friday Night Funking??
• Official Couple: Me n' Laurel. Kinda a shame she got killed by... a shoe, of all things.
• O.O.C. Is Serious Business: After Jon died, I got really, really damn sad. Didn’t leave my house for a week.
• The Rival: And you know exactly who it's with!^note It's Edd. Just in case you're dumb.
• Similar Squad: You gotta admit, Edd and I look really similar.
• Sincerity Mode: I was super stunned when Edd said sorry for bullying me for getting second place. Then that purple monster thing had to go and ruin the moment...
• Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: Sitcom?!? ...well, usually me, Jon and Mark ain't dangerous and are more rivals than real villains. Except for when I became a supervillain.
• Trademark Favorite Food: Diet Cola, obviously!^note Used to be Diet Coke, but it was changed at some point for... I dunno, legal reasons? Anyway, Me ‘n Edd’s little rivalry started back up when the delivery guys messed up our orders. So, it's not my fault this time!