Joel and the 'Bots: (singing) We gather together / to watch cheesy movies
at Comedy Central / on Thanksgiving day.
At Mystery Science / (inhale) Thea-ter Three Thousand
it's thirty straight hours, / and it's called Turkey Day!
Crow: How come he doesn't have to sing?
Servo: He's in the union.
(Joel brandishes a butcher's knife, ready to serve Crow)
- Ring of Terror
- Cave Dwellers
- Jungle Goddess
- The Sidehackers
- Rocketship X-M
- Rocket Attack U.S.A.
- Time of the Apes
- Wild Rebels
- The Amazing Colossal Man
- Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
- Pod People
- Fugitive Alien
- Catalina Caper
- It Conquered the World
The first of several Turkey Day specials that MST3K aired during its run on Comedy Central. Interspersed with the movies are bumpers with Joel and the 'Bots providing various skits and an ongoing storyline in Deep 13 where Dr. Forrester is running the 15-movie marathon in an attempt to break the masses and conquer the world, all while TV's Frank is putting together Thanksgiving dinner.
- Crow: Turkey Fact No. 12: Turkeys are filled with enough L-Tryptophan to knock you on your sorry Thanksgiving ass.Servo: NO! NO!