"You have a father's love for the child, and that is useless to the cause."
— Quentin Travers to Rupert Giles, regarding Buffy the Vampire Slayer
"The Arctic? I've always wanted to see snow."
"I would invite you to join, Rafael, but the conditions are much too extreme, even for we Autobots."
"...But, I will bring you back a snowball."
— Raf and Optimus, Transformers: Prime
"Will you two knock it off? We have a guest! I mean it, you two! Don't make me turn this interdimensional transport around!"
— Reed Richards, Fantastic Four
Lily: "It's true, Ted. You may be single and childless, but you're totally a dorky dad.
Joseph Joestar: "My apologies. My youngins are so hotheaded."
Soldier: 76: "You need to slow down; think about your actions."
Tracer: "Okay, dad!"
Cassie: Are we done with yelling at Rachel? I have work to do.
Jake: I don't yell. I'm not anyone's parent.
Jake Peralta: "Okay. Before you get mad..."
Sergeant Terry Jeffords: "Shut it! Holt was right! I've been so worried about my own kids, I forgot about my stupid grown-up kids!"