Tad: "I know what that is! Ooh, ooh! Sandy Plankton saw one! He called... He said it was called, uh... a butt."
Pearl: "Wow, that's a pretty big butt!"
Sheldon: "Oh, look at me! I'm gonna go touch the butt!"
"Uh, hello? I don't wear Hello Bunny underwear, Prima. Besides, there's no way I could fit into those with a donk like mine! Only someone with a tiny tushie like yours could!"
Charles "Trip" Tucker: "Lift your butt."
Kaitaama: "My what?"
Trip: "Your behind. Your rear end!"
— Star Trek: Enterprise, "Precious Cargo"
''"Now, that line might be funny if about 85% of the show's humour wasn't entirely butts. The theme song literally had Jake playing bongos with his butt. Then, a minute later, you're gonna show me [him doing a trick with his butt].
There was an episode — and I'm not joking about this — called, 'The Butt Unshaken'. It was about Jake being so obsessed with his butt that it was ruining his life and the lives of everyone around him. Then, he inflated it with helium, to the point where he eclipsed the sun.
After the second time this episode's second showing, it was pulled from airing for being too offensive, vulgar, and too butt-filled, and when the episode ends with about 50 monkey butts being waved in your face, I can't even.
What I'm trying to say is, this lyric in the theme song couldn't be more out of place if it tried. I mean, maybe it's trying to be ironic or clever or something. I mean, it's clearly hypocritical humour, but that just fails when it's just so blatantly, obviously wrong. It's more aggravating than funny.
Any show that relies on butt humour as much as this one does, clearly doesn't give a crap about comedy, and has no room to tell someone that they can't say, 'butt'!"
There was an episode — and I'm not joking about this — called, 'The Butt Unshaken'. It was about Jake being so obsessed with his butt that it was ruining his life and the lives of everyone around him. Then, he inflated it with helium, to the point where he eclipsed the sun.
After the second time this episode's second showing, it was pulled from airing for being too offensive, vulgar, and too butt-filled, and when the episode ends with about 50 monkey butts being waved in your face, I can't even.
What I'm trying to say is, this lyric in the theme song couldn't be more out of place if it tried. I mean, maybe it's trying to be ironic or clever or something. I mean, it's clearly hypocritical humour, but that just fails when it's just so blatantly, obviously wrong. It's more aggravating than funny.
Any show that relies on butt humour as much as this one does, clearly doesn't give a crap about comedy, and has no room to tell someone that they can't say, 'butt'!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
— Bender, Futurama
"Give us the booty juice!"
— Philip "Phil" DeVille, Rugrats, "Kid TV"
"She said it was completely inappropriate to take a picture of someone's 'posterior'. No one on my team knew what 'posterior' meant, but luckily we were in the library, so we looked it up in the dictionary. And you'll never believe this, but it means 'butt'. In fact, we found out that there are about a million OTHER words for 'butt', too."
— Gregory "Greg" Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, "The Ugly Truth"
"I already have a sit-upon. It's called my butt."
— Lana Loud, The Loud House, "Patching Things Up"
"Grandpa got his rump stuck in the stump. Hey, Grandpa, that rhymes!"
— Alex Porter, PAW Patrol, "Pups Save a Surprise"
"I like the next one: 'No ifs ands or BUTTS!'"
— Binky Barnes looking at a picture of Mr. Ratburn bending down, Arthur ("Citizen Frensky")
