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Luke: I can't understand how we got by those troops. I thought we were dead.
Ben: The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

Obi-wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Trooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-wan: You're a complete moron.
[Luke starts snickering]
Trooper: I'm a complete moron.
Obi-wan: Here, take my pants with you for luck!
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Trooper: Here, take my pants with you for luck.
[other troopers giggle]
Mile a Minute Star Wars

Dealer: You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-wan: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Dealer: Eh, I don't wanna sell you death sticks.
Obi-wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Dealer: I wanna go home and rethink my life. [leaves]

If she wishes anonymity, the Batini's parents recall no daughter by her name. She can adopt identities at will, becoming sibling to a king - and be remembered by the king and his household as such. She may occlude thoughts, even if such seem to make no sense (for example, a fanatic will still struggle fervently in the name of his cause, but will not remember what it is or why he does what he does). The Batini learns to walk through warding as though it did not exist, unnoticed by the fabric of magic itself, and can evade enchantments directed at her, unmaking them by meeting or exceeding the casting successes garnered by the other mage. Locations, objects and even groups of people can vanish from sight, senses and memory and be made to be ignored - even if looked upon directly.
Mage: The Dark Ages - Core Rulebook (revised)

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John Constantine: Alright?
Doorman: I certainly am, sir. You, on the other hand, are improperly dressed and have no business here. Please move along.
John Constantine: I'm wearing a dinner jacket, a bow tie and a top hat, and I have an invitation to dine with Lord Hailsham. Isn't that right?
Doorman: Quite, sir. Please go in.
John Constantine: [Inner Monologue] The old magic's still there... Not really supposed to do things like that, but I'm in no mood to piss about. Screw the rules.
Hellblazer: Friends In High Places

Jean Grey: Excuse me, officer. Do you have a moment?
Officer: Heck, miss, I got two. What's up?
Juan Grey: Well, despite the fact that I'm an attractive young girl, what your brain is actually registering at the moment is a middle-aged federal agent with all the relevant identification. Now let's stop wasting my time and yours and take a look at this mutant you boys said you found.
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