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"Haven't you ever spoken to a spider before?"

"I haven't, actually..." I said weakly. "I've never met a spider who could talk..."

"Oh, I'm sure you have." the spider replied. "Most of us are able to talk, there's just a rather severe language barrier between us. That, and most of your kind are rather repulsed by our appearance, and you can take it from me, the feeling is mutual."

I might have been offended by that, were it not for the fact that I was still trying to get over the fact that I was talking to a spider.

"Now if you don't mind, stop nodding your head like that. We VUX do not share this range of motion, and it appears as though your neck is broken, and you are a jabbering corpse. Ugh."
a VUX patrol, Star Control II

"Human females are so repulsive!"
One of the Duras sisters, Star Trek: Generations

"As my appearance did not inspire fear, I resolved to seek out the most hideous creatures imaginable as my army of conquest. And I found them — the women of Earth! Those ugly hourglass bodies with their bulging chests, those tiny white teeth and repugnant blue eyes, that awful high-pitched laugh, that horrible blonde hair! Doesn't the mere sight fill you with terror?"
D'Ork of the Thorkoth, Plan 7 of 9 from Outer Space

Torg: Ugh, please, you're human. The way you look now, I wouldn't touch you for all the kittens in Korea.
Anya: You're rejecting my offer of sexual bribery? What am I, a leper in this town? I can't even give it away!
Torg: Come back when you're a leper.

"You are displaying the childish human weakness of hating the different. On its own world it would probably class you as a fish-belly, white monstrosity with an insufficient number of eyes and a fungoid body pale and bloated with gas."
Blair, Who Goes There?

"Um, excuse me, bizarre-looking alien monstrosity..."
Darkwing Duck addressing a literal Human Alien, "Smarter Than A Speeding Bullet"

"Is that Rose Quartz? Look at this hideous form she's taken. Forget the trial. We should shatter her just for looking like that!"
Yellow Diamond to Steven, Steven Universe

He stayed alert, gun ready. Fifty thousand light-years from home, fighting on a strange world and wondering if he'd ever live to see home again.
And then he saw one of them crawling toward him. He drew a bead and fired. The alien made that strange horrible sound they all make, then lay still.
He shuddered at the sound and sight of the alien lying there. One ought to be able to get used to them after a while, but he'd never been able to. Such repulsive creatures they were, with only two arms and two legs, ghastly white skins and no scales.
Sentry, by Fredric Brown

Proton was opening his mouth to make a disparaging comment about Buster's parentage when a loud roar erupted from the jungle, and from its dank darkness crawled a hideous creature! It had two heads, each of which had three gaping, slobbering mouths! Its eyes waved horribly on the end of long stalks, poison dripped from the claws of its twenty clutching hands, long tentacles slithered from its slimy body. At the sight of this dreadful monstrosity, Constance Goodheart sucked a great gulp of air into her impressive lungs to emit a long loud—
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the hideous alien, pointing at Constance with every one of its hundred and twenty fingers.
Captain Proton and the Planet of Lesbians

There she is.

How underwhelming. No horns. Skin as white as a ghost! You wonder how she manages to look in a mirror without falling asleep.
Kanaya Maryam's thoughts on Rose Lalonde, Homestuck

I remember, when we had been visited a number of times by them, trying to focus my eyes on the enormous red faces that peered so closely at our own. At that stage nothing had happened to make me dread or fear the human race; but I think I did fear them. They seemed so large and, by the refined standards of my own mother, so very coarse and ugly.
Stray

Perhaps this M'an, this pathetic, oversized beast who clusters with his fellows in papery wasp nest, who goes unclawed and unfurred through the world, perhaps this object of scorn can teach us something?"

"WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?! HORRIBLE FLESH-FACED MONSTERS!"
Huey after the maddened Studio Audience reveal themselves as humans, DuckTales (2017), "Quack Pack!"

Davidge: So you still think humans are ugly?
Jerry: Compared to a Drac? VERY ugly. But that thing out there... is even more ugly than you.

I'm in a land of hideous, beakless mutants!
Darkwing Duck running from a crowd of humans in "Twitching Channels".

Thrall: Those pig creatures are unlike anything I've ever seen before.
Orc Grunt: At least they're prettier than the humans.
Warcraft III, "Landfall"

"I am a luscious lobster princess who has been cursed into this hideous human body—!!!"
Thermidora, Cursed Princess Club

Patrick: These are some ugly looking fish.
SpongeBob: Maybe we're near one of those toxic waste dumps.
Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick...
SpongeBob SquarePants, “Band Geeks”

Cyclops alien: So Commander Holloway, as you human inhabitants would express it—we meet! Face-to-face!
Cmdr. Holloway: That's a face?
Cyclops aline: Point-of-view is everything. To us, your form of life is ugly, as we appear to you.

Scout: Friends, hear me! I know this human looks different from us, but consider for a moment what we must look like to him. It is easy to misjudge a thing by the way it looks on the outside. Yes, he may look disgusting to us, even hideous, but on his planet, he may be one of the less ugly ones.
Ben: Yeah! I mean, hey!
Scout: Shame on you all. What matters here are our deeds. And Ben 10 is a hero.
Civilian: I’m sorry. In our defence, he is way ugly. (Gets shushed)
Ben 10: Omniverse, “Rad Monster Party”.

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