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- Above the Influence
- Absurdly Youthful Mother
- Accidental Pornomancer
- All Gays Are Pedophiles - Also a stereotype.
- All Gays Are Promiscuous
- All Men Are Perverts
- All the Good Men Are Gay
- All Women Are Doms, All Men Are Subs
- All Women Are Lustful
- All Women Are Prudes
- Ambiguously Bi
- Ambiguously Gay
- Am I Just a Toy to You?
- Anal Probing - Also not currently possible as the existence of aliens hasn't been proved yet.
- And Now You Must Marry Me
- Anorgasmia
- Anything That Moves
- Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?
- Armoured Closet Gay
- Asexuality
- Attempted Rape
- Attractive Bent-Gender
- Auto Erotica
- Awful British Sex Comedy
- Bastard Boyfriend
- Bastard Girlfriend
- Bathe Her and Bring Her to Me
- Bawdy Song - While it does not directly involve sex, it would attract natter for this reason.
- Be a Whore to Get Your Man
- Bed Trick
- Bestiality Is Depraved
- Better Than Sex
- Big Beautiful Man
- Big Beautiful Woman
- Bigger Is Better in Bed
- Big Prick, Big Problems
- Black Comedy Rape
- Boldly Coming - Also not currently possible as the existence of aliens hasn't been proved yet.
- Bondage Is Bad - Also a morality trope.
- Bow Chicka Wow Wow - Potential natter magnet.
- Brains and Bondage
- Breaking In Old Habits
- Breast Expansion
- Breeding Slave
- Briefs Boasting
- Brother–Sister Incest
- Butch Lesbian
- But I Would Really Enjoy It
- But Liquor Is Quicker
- But Not Too Bi - Also impossible, due to being an Informed Attribute.
- But Not Too Gay
- Calling Your Orgasms
- Camp Gay
- Camp Straight
- Cargo Envy
- Cast Full of Gay
- Casting Couch
- Casual Kink
- Catholic School Girls Rule - Also a stereotype.
- Caught with Your Pants Down
- Child by Rape
- Coitus Ensues
- Coitus Uninterruptus
- Combat Sadomasochist
- Come Back to Bed, Honey
- Comforting the Widow
- Comic Sutra
- Coming and Going
- Compensating for Something
- Contraception Deception
- Conveniently Common Kink
- Covert Pervert
- Creepy Gym Coach - Also a stereotype.
- Cuckold
- Date Rape
- Date Rape Averted
- A Date with Rosie Palms
- Death by Sex - Also a narrative trope; specifically, a subtrope of foreshadowing.
- Defiled Forever
- Depraved Bisexual - Also a morality trope.
- Depraved Homosexual
- Destructo-Nookie
- Deus Sex Machina
- Did the Earth Move for You, Too?
- Did They or Didn't They?
- Did You Just Have Sex?
- Did You Just Romance Cthulhu? - Also impossible, as there are no Eldritch Abominations for humans to date in real life.
- Dirty Mind-Reading - Also impossible in real life.
- Dirty Old Man
- Dirty Old Woman
- Don't Come A-Knockin'
- Double Entendre - Also too common in real life.
- Double Standard: Rape, Divine on Mortal - Also not possible, since there is no evidence for the existence of deities.
- Double Standard: Rape, Female on Female
- Double Standard: Rape, Female on Male - Also too common in real life.
- Double Standard: Rape, Male on Male
- Double Standard: Rape, Sci-Fi - Also impossible in real life.
- Do You Want to Copulate?
- Dress Hits Floor
- Droit du Seigneur
- Dude, She's Like, in a Coma!
- Elevator Going Down
- Entitled to Have You
- Erotic Asphyxiation
- Erotic Dream
- Erotic Eating
- Eternal Sexual Freedom
- Ethical Slut
- Europeans Are Kinky - Also a stereotype.
- Everybody Has Lots of Sex - Also impossible, since by definition it is exaggerated compared to real life.
- Everyone Is Bi
- Exotic Equipment - Also, there is no evidence that aliens exist.
- Experimented in College
- Extreme Libido
- Extreme Omnisexual
- Face Full of Alien Wing-Wong - Also not possible, since the existence of aliens has yet to be proven.
- False Rape Accusation
- Fanservice with a Smile
- Fantastic Arousal
- Fetish Retardant
- Free-Love Future - Also impossible, since we cannot predict the future.
- Friends with Benefits
- Gag Boobs - Also impossible, not to mention that Real Life is not Played for Laughs.
- Gag Penis
- Gainaxing
- Gayngster
- Gay Option
- Genius Breeding Act
- Get a Room!
- Girl-on-Girl Is Hot
- Glad-to-Be-Alive Sex
- Good Adultery, Bad Adultery
- Good Bad Girl
- Good People Have Good Sex - Also a morality trope.
- G-Rated Sex
- Gratuitous Rape
- The Grunting Orgasm
- Guy-on-Guy Is Hot
- Happy Ending Massage
- Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?
- Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky
- Hello, Attorney!
- Hemo Erotic - With blood? Squick!
- Heroic Seductress - Also a morality trope.
- Home Porn Movie
- Hookers and Blow
- Horny Devils - Also not possible, since there is no evidence for the existence of demons.
- Hospital Hottie
- Hot Coffee Minigame - Also, Real Life is not a video game.
- Hot Consort
- Hot Gypsy Woman - Also a stereotype.
- Hot Librarian
- Hot Scientist
- Hot Skitty-on-Wailord Action
- Ho Yay - Were filled with Natter, First-Person Writing and bad examples.
- I Banged Your Mom
- I Call Him "Mister Happy"
- Idealized Sex
- If It's You, It's Okay
- I Have You Now, My Pretty
- IKEA Erotica - Also, Real Life is not a literary work.
- I Kiss Your Foot
- I Love the Dead
- I'll Be in My Bunk
- I'm a Man; I Can't Help It
- The Immodest Orgasm
- Incest Subtext
- Incest Yay Shipping
- Inhumanly Beautiful Race - Also doesn't exist, and would carry Unfortunate Implications if it did.
- Innocent Innuendo
- Insatiable Newlyweds
- Instant Seduction
- Instant Turn-Off
- Intercourse with You - Also primarily a music trope.
- The Internet Is for Porn - Also too common in real life.
- Interplay of Sex and Violence
- Interrupted Intimacy
- Interspecies Romance
- Intimate Psychotherapy
- Introduction by Hookup
- I Want Grandkids
- Jail Bait
- The Jail Bait Wait
- Jizzed in My Pants
- Just Like Making Love
- Karmic Rape - Also a morality trope that is impossible in real life.
- Karmic STD
- Kavorka Man
- Kissing Cousins
- Kiss of the Vampire
- Language of Love
- Law of Inverse Fertility - Also impossible in real life.
- Lets Wait Awhile
- Lewd Lust, Chaste Sex
- Lie Back and Think of England
- Lipstick Lesbian
- Living Aphrodisiac - Also impossible in real life.
- The Loins Sleep Tonight
- Looks Like She Is Enjoying It
- Love Potion - Impossible in real life as it's a magic trope, and drugging people into falling in love with you, whether it works or not, is a bad idea.
- Lover and Beloved
- A Love to Dismember
- Lust
- Lust Object
- Madonna–Whore Complex
- Magical Queer
- Making Love in All the Wrong Places - Also too common in real life.
- Male-to-Female Universal Adaptor - Also impossible in real life.
- Man, I Feel Like a Woman
- A Man Is Always Eager
- Manly Gay
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
- Marital Rape License
- Marry Them All
- Mars Needs Women - Also not possible, since the existence of aliens has yet to be proven.
- Mate or Dienote
- Mating Dance - Also too common in real life.
- Medical Rape and Impregnate
- Memetic Molester
- Mental Affair
- Mile-High Club
- Mills and Boon Prose - Real life is not a book.
- Mr. Seahorse
- The Modest Orgasm
- Mrs. Robinson
- Must Not Die a Virgin
- My Girl Is a Slut
- My Girl Is Not a Slut
- My Sensors Indicate You Want to Tap That
- Nature Abhors a Virgin
- Nature Adores a Virgin
- Naughty by Night
- Naughty Under the Table
- Near-Rape Experience
- Need a Hand, or a Handjob?
- Nerds Are Virgins
- Next Thing They Knew - Also a narrative trope.
- No Bisexuals
- Nocturnal Emission - Also too common in real life.
- No Heterosexual Sex Allowed
- Nosebleed
- No Sex Allowed
- "Not If They Enjoyed It" Rationalization
- Not Right in the Bed - Also impossible in real life.
- Old Man Marrying a Child
- One Thing Led to Another
- Only You Can Repopulate My Race
- Optional Sexual Encounter - Also a narrative trope.
- Orgasmically Delicious
- Out with a Bang
- Pædo Hunt
- Parental Incest
- Parental Sexuality Squick
- Parents Walk In at the Worst Time
- A Party, Also Known as an Orgy
- Pedophile Priest - Also a stereotype.
- Pervert Dad
- Pervert Revenge Mode
- Pervy Patdown
- Phallic Weapon
- Pity Sex
- Pizza Boy Special Delivery
- The Pornomancer
- Post-Rape Taunt
- Power Dynamics Kink
- Powerful People Are Subs
- Power Is Sexy
- Power Perversion Potential - Also impossible in real life.
- Pragmatic Pansexuality
- Pre-Climax Climax
- Primal Scene
- Prison Rape
- Professionals Do It on Desks
- Professional Sex Ed
- Promiscuity After Rape
- Psycho Lesbian - Also a morality trope.
- Public Exposure
- Queer People Are Funny
- Quest for Sex
- Questionable Consent - Also too common in real life.
- Raging Stiffie
- Rape and Revenge
- Rape and Switch
- Rape as Backstory
- Rape by Proxy
- Rape Is a Special Kind of Evil - Also a morality trope.
- Rape Leads to Insanity
- Rape, Pillage, and Burn
- Rape Portrayed as Redemption
- Ready for Lovemaking
- Really Gets Around
- Redemption Equals Sex
- Red Light District - Also too common in real life.
- Rescue Sex
- Robosexual
- Romanticized Abuse
- Safe Word
- Scarpia Ultimatum - Also a morality trope.
- Screw Yourself - Also impossible, since people cannot be copied.
- Self-Abuse
- Settled for Gay
- Serial Rapist - Also, just like Serial Killer, there are too many of them to list and a morality trope.
- Sex as Rite-of-Passage
- Sex Bot
- Sex by Proxy - Also impossible in real life.
- Sex Comedy
- Sex Equals Love
- Sex–Face Turn - Also a morality trope.
- Sex for Product
- Sex for Services
- Sex for Solace
- Sex God
- Sex Is Cool
- Sex Is Evil - Also a morality trope.
- Sex Is Evil, and I Am Horny
- Sex Is Good
- Sex Is Interesting
- Sexiled
- Sex Is Liberation
- Sex Is Violence
- Sexless Marriage
- Sex Montage
- Sexposition
- Sex Slave - Also too common, unfortunately.
- Sex Tourism
- Sextra Credit
- Sexual Extortion
- Sexual Karma - Also a morality trope that is impossible in real life.
- Sexy Coat Flashing
- Sexy Discretion Shot
- Shower of Love
- Single Mom Stripper
- Sisterhood Eliminates Creep
- Sleeping Their Way to the Top
- Sleeps with Everyone but You - Also invites gossip.
- Sleeping with the Boss
- Slipping a Mickey
- Slut-Shaming
- Something Else Also Rises
- Son of a Whore
- Sour Prudes
- Speed Sex - Also too common in real life.
- STD Immunity - Also impossible in real life.
- Straight Gay - Also too common in real life.
- Strangely Arousing
- The Tease
- Technical Virgin
- Teeny Weenie
- Thanks for the Mammary
- Their First Time
- Think Unsexy Thoughts
- A Threesome Is Hot
- Three-Way Sex
- Too Kinky to Torture
- Transparent Closet
- Trojan Gauntlet
- Twincest
- Twin Threesome Fantasy
- Two-Person Pool Party
- Unexpected Virgin
- The Unfair Sex
- Unfortunate Character Design
- Unproblematic Prostitution
- Unprovoked Pervert Payback
- Vagina Dentata - Also doesn't exist in real life.
- Vampires Are Sex Gods - Vampires are not real, so it's also impossible.
- Villainous Incest
- Virginity Flag
- Virgin Sacrifice
- Virgin-Shaming
- Virgin Tension
- Visual Innuendo
- Wall Bang Her
- The Women Are Safe with Us
- You Need to Get Laid
- You Sexy Beast - Also impossible in real life.
- Zero-G Spot
