Funny / Wild Kratts

Season 1

• "Mom of a Croc": Martin has named all the unborn crocodiles with male names... then when he notes the temperature—which is revealed to determine the gender—he immediately has to change all the names because now all the crocodiles will be born as GIRLS.
• "Whale of a Squid": Bumper and his mother, both sperm whales, making the Amphisub spin around when swimming past until the boys are totally cross-eyed.
• "Flight of the Draco": Chris unfortunately having a problem landing as a Draco Lizard—so he slams into a tree and falls.
  • Or previously, when Chris, cross-eyed, sees 'pretty' draco lizards swirling around his head after he fell.
  • Martin as Donita's unwilling model.
    Donita: Smoochie face. Silly monkey.
• "Honey Seeker": Martin running down a lion twice.
• "Bass Class": The glass-eyed look on Martin's face when he spotted bait.
• "Elephant in the Room": When Jimmy Z is tasked with babysitting Thornsley, he makes himself a sandwich and sets it on the teleporter table, claiming the little elephant wouldn't be able to do anything to it from up there. Cue Thornsley pushing the activation button and sending the sandwich to a spotted hyena, who happily chomps it down.
• "The Blue and the Grey": Martin's reaction to getting turned into a tree is pretty funny, even though everyone is worried about how much that's not supposed to happen.
  • Or Chris being a Grey Squirrel squeaking out, "Bury acorns! Bury acorns!" when he's supposed to be finding a cure for his brother's problem.
    • Compounded by Martin's annoyed and completely deadpan reaction to this.
  • Aviva and Koki finally undo the transformation - and every animal that has climbed on Martin as a tree is perched in a precarious tower on his shoulders, including the bear. The crew explains the acorn trees' importance to various animals, unfazed by Martin swaying and hopping around to keep his balance until he bumps into the beaver that previously chewed on his bark. Then he and the tower topple.
• "Cheetah Racer": While everyone else is making a vehicle that can reach cheetah speed, Chris - who's used his Creature Power Suit to become a gazelle - is pretty much being chased by a hungry cheetah. Made funnier that he has to run with gazelle legs.
  • Or absolutely adorable, especially when Blur decides it's cuddle time instead of dinner time.
• "Mimic": Chris chases after Donita who's about to fly away on her jet to her hideout… which is just a few feet away!
  Chris: Don't villains ever just walk?
  • Later, Martin tricks Donita into taking a honey badger instead of the cheetah cub. They drive off, then you hear a car horn and Donita and Dabio screaming for the critter to get off of them, then they run away, still panicking.
• "A Huge Orange Problem": Whenever Huge-O sends the bros flying through the jungle.
• "Rolling With The Rhinos": When a flock of oxpeckers swarm around Zach as he's preparing his Rhino robots, Zach tries to swat them away, mistakenly calling them woodpeckers. Chris then utters this gem.
  Chris: Try oxpeckers! And they can't help being attracted to parasites!
• In "Raptor Round-up":, Jimmy, Aviva and Koki all, for some reason, assume the Kratts are talking about raptor dinosaurs, leading to Jimmy having a freak-out because he's scared of them, Koki pointing out they're extinct, and Aviva complaining that she hasn't finished her time machine yet.
• After encountering Seven as a part-octopus-part-walrus-part-shark-part-bowhead-whale In "Octopus Wildkratticus":
  Martin: (hugs Aviva) It's a SEA MONSTER!
  Chris: (happily Glomps on to Martin and Aviva) It's a new species!

Season 2

• "Race for the Hippo Disk": Chris dons the Falcon Suit to save the hippo disk, shouting "Saving creature power with creature power!"... right before he smacks into a cliff and drops it. Also, Zach's perplexed "hmmm..." at finding himself in the sky when a hippo pops his inflatable boat.
• "Happy Turkey Day": By way of Fridge Logic, Zach Bennett's Self-Deprecation, as he voices both Gourmand and Zach Varmitech:
  Gourmand: I'd rather have Zach's arm strength than cook a farm turkey!
• "Bugs or Monkeys?": At the end, Martin decides he likes his hair straight up, but the gang wants his original hairstyle back. So they start chasing him around trying to straight it and Martin keeps changing it back.
• "Shadow: The Black Jaguar": Martin moves in to catch Shadow, a black jaguar cub, from falling after a Zachbot that caught him crashed into a tree. But Martin forgot that he was mini-size at the time and realizes that the currently-bigger Shadow will crush him. Fortunately, Aviva catches Shadow before he lands on Martin.
• "Gila Monster Under My House":
  • Zach tries out his new Gila monster power wrench, but with his feeble strength, he is unable to twist a bolt, then, a Zachbot lends him a hand, and not knowing the Zachbot helped him, Zach thinks he did it on his own.
  • The Kratt bros have to distract a Zachbot, so they use a Gila monster hologram. They quickly realize making it act like a normal Gila monster (slow) isn't viable, so they speed it up, as Zachbots aren't very bright and would fall for it. They then make it walk on 2 legs, then fly away. Again, Zachbots aren't very bright, so the Zachbot fell for it. The Zachbot chasing the flying Gila monster hologram is priceless.

Season 3

• "When Fish Fly":
  [The Kratts see a flying fish on Aviva's head]
  Chris: We can't just tell them that, otherwise they'll say "See, finding creatures is like a piece of cake."
  [The girls spotted the flying fish actually flying.]
  Aviva and Koki: See guys, finding creatures is like a piece of cake!
  Kratts: Ohh!
• "Prairie Who?": Koki found herself surrounded by so many prairie dog holes. She's annoyed by their chirping, and soon starts to act like a prairie dog until she's found by Aviva and Martin who shook her off her trance.
• "Mystery on the Prairie": Jimmy was inspired by the loggerhead shrike to keep his food in a thorny bush.
• "Mini Madagascar": the Kratts try to convince the gang that mouse lemurs are vicious animals. But none of them, especially Aviva, believe such a cute little critter can be vicious at all.
• "Praying Mantis":
  • When a miniaturized Aviva is pushing the also-miniaturized Createrra full of baby praying mantises, the one in the driver's seat has its arms on the steering wheel like it's driving.
  • Zach has a tantrum when the Wild Kratts take back the stolen Miniaturizer.

Season 4

• "Liturgusa Krattorum":
  • When Chris and Martin hear about Liturgusa krattorum, a species of mantis named after them, they are so happy that they cry tears of joy.
  • Zach's EPIC Spit Take after hearing the news.
  • Later, when the villains discuss their own plans for Liturgusa krattorum, Zach trying not to be the only one without a plan, desperately tries to think of one, only to give up and declare that he'll use them in a robot or something and complains to the other villains about the "peer pressure" they're putting on him. The Zachbots behind him shake their heads to show that even they don't approve Zach's statement. The cherry on top are the other villains faraway, giving Zach their best Disapproving Looks, with even Dabio just clearing his throat as a result of what Zach said.
• "Puffin Rescue": Chris gets stranded on a "Far Side" Island and, after some time, starts to hallucinate that the island's single coconut tree is growing taller. After being tempted to climb, he starts to see his baby spidermonkey friend Grabsy on the tree and believe he can walk and skip on the clouds. It takes a coconut falling onto his noggin to snap him back to reality.
• "Eel-lectric!": The brothers get their electric eel power disks, only to realize they have to touch the electric eels to unlock its powers. It works as anyone would expect.
• In the Christmas special, "A Creature Christmas", the villains stand in the way between the Wild Kratts and their baby animal friends, but the Wild Kratts call out to the baby animals, and the baby animals stampede over the villains to get to the Wild Kratts.
  [The baby animals all rush to get to the Wild Kratts side, forming a stampede, running over the villains]
  Martin: I love it. The villains are being overwhelmed by creature cuteness.

Season 5

• "Temple of Tigers": Chris wears a face mask on the back of his head (remembering that tigers hunt their prey from behind), and Martin asks him if he has a spare. He then puts it on oblivious to the fact that Chris drew him with a thick mustache.
• "Wild Ponies": Chris remarks to a blue crab he is glad it didn't pinch his nose. Try to guess what happens the next time they meet.
  • When Martin activates wild pony power, Chris rides on his back and starts prodding him like a horseback rider would, which causes an annoyed Martin to buck him off.
• "Sloth Bear Suction": After getting their sloth bear power disks, the brothers prepare to touch the male sloth bear to activate its creature power... only to change their mind when the big sharp-clawed bear glances at them. They decide to use the cubs instead.
• "City Hoppers!": Paisley Paver's reactions to meeting the other villains. Doesn't take her long to realize that she's the Only Sane Woman among a bunch of utter weirdos.

Season 6

• "Iron Wolverine": The bros and Koki getting beaten in a race by a sleepy Jimmy. Made funnier by the husky shaking its head in disapproval.

Season 7

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