Funny / NCIS: New Orleans

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Season 1

• Just the funny analysis by the tattoo artist the NCIS agents talk to in "Musician Heal Thyself".
• DiNozzo's deadpan snarker moments that the city of New Orleans called him in to "help" investigate the possibility of a bubonic plague outbreak in "Carrier".
• Pride gets a deadpan snarker moment when he goes with Brody to follow a suspect's trail from a sorority house in "The Recruits".
  Pride: (after seeing a dead rat) Well, there's one suspect to cross off the list.
• Pride looking at Sebastian when he was seen sitting on top of a dummy in "It Happened Last Night". Naturally, he insisted that there wasn't anything "wrong" going on.
• As it turns out, Pride gets along so well with Laurel's boyfriends that he keeps in touch with many of them years after she breaks up with them. Laurel is genuinely put off while Pride has no idea why she should be.
• Several moments in "The Walking Dead" from Brody's smirk when she was invited to go out by the doctor she met and LaSalle thinks that it's a medical condition.
  • Borin shows up and thinks that the team cooked up the case just to see her again.
  Borin: Admit it. You guys got a little teary when I left. Made up this whole polonium case just so you can have me back.
  Brody: We have been crying ourselves to sleep.
  LaSalle: Didn't know what to do without you.
• The rampant Shyriiwook throughout "Le Carnivale De La Mort".
  • Later, LaSalle flashing his chest to get beads during the parade.
• Anytime Cassius Pride tries to troll Dwayne in "My City". Especially when he insists that he asks him about the mole's name because it amuses him.

Season 2

• LaSalle and Brody's unceasing hazing of Percy for being the new girl at the office (though it should be noted that Percy can't be considered a Probie because she transferred after a successful stint at the ATF). They even bribe Percy's old boss 20 dollars to join in!
  • This later comes back to bite Percy hard later in the episode, when she unable to show her badge to a suspect because Brody glued it shut earlier.
• Percy having trouble with the clicker.
• "Insane in The Membrane" has the team participating in the Red Dress Run. When a body falls in the middle of the festivities, the gang starts looking at the body.. except Sebastian is still in his dress.
  Sebastian: Yes, I forgot my work clothes.
  LaSalle: Don't worry, I'm laughing on the inside.

Season 3

• Sebastian's FLETC training. That is all.
• "The Last Stand"
  • Gregorio is the first team member to learn that Pride has a girlfriend— through finding lipstick on a drinking glass when he and Rita were at discussing the case of the day at his office from the Trutone. When the others voice skepticism about Rita and Dwayne being together, she gleefully bets money on the fact that they have chemistry together.
    • And her bet pays off at the end.
  Lasalle: You're just cranky 'cause you lost the bet about King.
  Sonja: Exactly! I completely forgot.
  Sebastian:
  Gregorio: [as Rita enters the bar] Oh yeah? Then what's [Rita] doing here?
  [as Dwayne and Rita sing "It Had To Be You"]
  Gregorio: [with a "toldja so" smirk] Pay up.
  [Sebastian rummages through his wallet and passes it to Gregorio before checking how much more money he has left, Sonja flings her money to her with a pout, and Lasalle gracefully but disappointedly forks over.]
  Lasalle: Too bad you don't take credit.

Season 4

• "High Stakes"
  • The bad guy ordering Sonya to comply with his orders or he'll kill "your boyfriend" (LaSalle). It really says something for their sexual tension that even a villain who doesn't know either of them from Adam has picked up on it.
• "Identity Crisis" gets to show the Adorkable side of Sebastian, but it's best highlighted when he manages to back-hack the Jackal at the end with an ultimatum, a bad pun, and an attempt to use the Jackal's own laughing meme - to which his friend that episode berates him for it sounding more like a hyena.

Season 5

• "See You Soon" is part tragic with Pride hanging on death's doorstep. The other part is him literally arguing with some mysterious blonde "Angel", who is just pure Deadpan Snarker and quipping left and right to see if he'll choose to die or keep hanging on.
• Sebastian is totally sure that a victim of attempted harvesting is dead in "Pound of Flesh", and Gregorio being spooked by the downright creepy circumstances is demanding him to be accurate about that. Sure enough, the victim's still alive and leans up with a loud gasp right out at that moment, scaring the everliving shit out of both of them. Gregorio really lets her annoyance with him known afterwards, and even shanghai'd him into a cat suit for Halloween as payback.
• "In The Blood" has Cassius being his usual self, and is lying through his teeth on the phone to Dwayne about "fixing" their freshly-revealed family member Jimmy Boyd, in his current kidnapped status. Just when it seems like Cassius might get away to the Mexican border, he's stopped by a barricade of police as Dwayne walks forwards from it, to Cassius' disbelief.
  Cassius: How'd you get here so fast, I was driving all day!
  Dwayne: FBI loaned me a plane.
• Gregorio tries to coach two armed civilians in handling the shotguns properly in "Crab Mentality". Gregorio tells them not to bother 'cause they're embarrassing themselves.
• In "Close to Home", Mateo eventually realizes Pride and Jimmy Boyd are brothers. When he asks about this, they immediately reply, "Half."

Season 6

• In “A Changed Woman”, Sebastian has to meet his mom at the hospital (routine appendix removal, nothing serious). Wade and Pride elect Carter to go digging for evidence on account of his nice shoes. Following a Rapid-Fire "No!", he tells them not to look so smug; Pride successfully scowls, while Wade’s is more of an awkward smolder.

Season 7

• At the end of "Stashed", Quentin and Sebastian are eating a lot of food at one go. At one point, Sebastian is seen feeding Quentin grits. Hannah and Gregorio just stare at them with the former telling them that they may eat glass and the latter just says "I can't watch this anymore".
  • Quentin just says "beggars can't be choosers".