Funny / AquaticNeptune

"My powers have doubled since the last time we met!"

Being a plush based parody of SpongeBob, AquaticNeptune's videos are just full of hilarious moments around every corner.

Spongebob Squarepants Cookie Commercial

• The very start of the video which has SpongeBob coming out of his house and enjoying the day, only to get suddenly pelted by the box of SpongeBob cookie mix, which knocks his house off the table.
• SpongeBob reads the instructions on the back of the box, the recipe of which requires one egg. Rather than get an egg in the fridge, he gets Patrick to (painfully) fire one out of his "backdoor".
  • All the while, the SpongeBob plush used in said scene has such a cheeky grin almost as if he's enjoying the moment.
• SpongeGar's first appearance as he reads an instruction on the box that reads "DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH", SpongeGar however misreads it as "EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH" with a text-based winking face and does so... by slamming his face repeatedly onto one of the unbaked cookies. It's then followed by him smashing one of said cookies with a hammer.
• "ELASTIC CLAWS GO!"
• SpongeBob then reads one of the phrases on the cookie box's "True or False" segment, which includes the "fact": "SpongeBob has a pet oyster named Clammy". Funnily enough, SpongeBob reveals it to be true as we are then shown him tending to an oyster shell... which SpongeGar suddenly smashes with a hammer.
• Patrick's attempt to make the cookies look better... by pouring mustard onto one of them. SpongeBob follows suit by pouring ketchup on another one.
  • Squidward is evidently disgusted by this and throws a full cup of scalding hot tea at them. He then gets covered in jelly by a jellyfish.
• Mr. Krabs then requests SpongeBob to pour some salt on his cookie. Whilst doing so, the salt shaker's cap falls off, burying the cookie in salt.
  • Gary then approaches the salt covered cookie and immediately erupts into a berserk seizure after merely touching said cookie.
• Patrick writes a "W" on a cookie with mustard for "Wumbo" and proceeds to eat it. It causes Squidward to shrink.
• Right after this, Plankton arrives in an attempt to steal the Krabby Patty to formula, only to suddenly get squashed by a wooden sleigh (powered by Garys) rode by Patrick dressed as Santa Claus.
• Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy who are somehow shrunk as well, try to eat one of the cookies before getting jellied by the same jellyfish.

Spongebob Squarepants Gummy Krabby Patties

• Patrick buries a gummy Krabby Patty, intent on saving it for later. It grows into a tree full of gummy Krabby Patties.
• Mr. Krabs at one moment tells SpongeBob to take out the trash. SpongeBob instead throws Squidward out.
• Later, the Krusty Krew spot the health inspector (a great white shark), approaching the restaurant. After freaking out, Mr. Krabs throws a stone garden fence at said shark, flattening them. It barely fazes them.

SpongeBob SquarePants SpOOky Halloween

• Patrick gets some brown gumballs from Squidward, but mistakes them for rocks. Frustrated, he throws them, smashing Squidward's windows whom retaliates by throwing a pumpkin at him and SpongeBob.
• Dr. Doofenshmirtz participating in Mr. Krabs' apple-bobbing game and getting a lemon stuck on his nose in the process.
• Squidward's "Mummy costume", which is just the plush inside a roll of toilet paper.
• SpongeBob later attempts to carve a pumpkin, but gets sucked inside to find that Happy is living inside said pumpkin.
• SpongeBob mistaking Sandy for a "magic monkey".

WEIRD SPONGEBOB PLUG AND PLAYS

• Patrick attempting to play with the "Squidward Plug N Play", which is just Squidward's head with wires poking out of the neck.
• AquaticNeptune acknowledging the bizarre design choice for the extra life in Channel Chasers, which is just Timmy Turner's own head. Cut to a scene of Squidward finding another one of his heads outside which he exclaims excitedly "Oh boy, an extra life!" before grabbing the head as the video then shows Squidward now with an extra head. Said scene provides the page image.

SPONGEBOB PLUG N PLAYS (WITH SHREK)

• The video randomly cutting to a scene of the Shrek plush sitting on a toilet.
  • "Everyone, come look! I'M TAKING A SHREK!"
• AquaticNeptune recognises the menu theme in the Shrek Plug N' Play's Golf minigame, which sounds like a rendition of It Is You by Dana Glover.^note The song itself was written specifically for the first movie which AQ does point out.

The Simpsons POPTARTS?!

• The video beginning with a zoom into the city, then the house up to the window and then the cameraguy trying to go inside, only to slam into the window and fall.
• "Try the new Simpsons Pop-Tarts, only 79.99 plus shipping and handling!". All the while, a T-Posing Donkey Kong randomly flashes on screen.
• AquaticNeptune immediately gagging and coughing in disgust among opening one of the titular Pop-Tart wrappings, the tart inside a crumbled, brown rotting mess. He even ends up having to use a aerosol freshener to deter the smell.

GROW UR OWN SPONGEBOB & PATRICK IN THE TUB

• This conversation after SpongeBob and Patrick fall into an active washer which turns the plushies into the Grow It SpongeBob and Patrick Figures:
  SpongeBob: Patrick, we shrunk in the wash!
  Patrick: (Louder voice) OH. Okay.
• Later, Patrick, in a burglar outfit tries to sneak into the house, before being scared inside by a cat who runs in on screen. The moment is replayed with "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!!" by Vengaboys playing in the background.

GARY'S BATH - SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

• The video starting with SpongeBob sleeping under a blanket covered in Shrek 2 DVDs.
• Gary "shooting" SpongeBob with an electric duster.
  • SpongeBob then manages to grab Gary and drop him in the bathtub. The snail however teleports behind SpongeBob and "shoots" him again with the duster.

MERMAID MAN AND BARNACLE BOY

• The scene with Patrick's car, the "Patmobile" with ''Wake Me Up Inside'' playing in the background.
• Mermaidman and Barnacleboy suddenly getting cancelled just as the next episode is starting:
  Narrator: "Mermaidman... with his young associate, Barnacleboy..." (Suddenly cut off as the episode cuts to a screen saying "HAS BEEN CANCELED. GO GOME AND WATCH SOMETHING ELSE." with stock fart sound effect)
  • SpongeBob's reaction:
  SpongeBob: (Thinking) Okay, SquareBob... It's Sunday... Squidward's sleeping in... Don't scream... Don't scream... Whatever you do don't--) "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
• SpongeBob then sends a long email to the studio, regarding his disdain about the show being cancelled. Their response is just "no".
• Squidward's villain alter-ego, Lemon Head, which is just Squidward wearing a lemon as a helmet.
  • "GAAAAH!! I'M A LEMON!!"
• SpongeBob whilst posing as Mermaidman, attempting to prepare his bubble attack, which involves him getting a plastic bubble blowing gun, screwing the mixture canister on, inserting the batteries... and waiting for the gun to start blowing bubbles. All the while, Squidward/Lemon Head is just wailing on Patrick/Barnacleboy. And when SpongeBob/Mermaidman finally does get the bubble gun to work, it doesn't do a thing to Squidward/Lemon Head.

SQUIDWARDS CLAW MACHINE CHALLENGE

• The gumball machine which dispenses gumballs with "fortunes" written on them. Waluigi gets one from said machine. His fortune? "You will never be in Smash Bros". Cue Waluigi smashing the machine.
• Spider-Man makes a visit to the Krusty Krab and when told of the claw machines by Squidward, has a flashback of being attacked by Doc Ock. He then charges gung-ho into the arcade to lay waste on the machines.
• Squidward trying and repeatedly failing at winning a prize at the many claw machines, meanwhile SpongeBob and Patrick win every single time.
• Squidward later tries his hand at the gumball machine, which of course gives him a misfortune. The fortune itself changes to a different one whenever Squidward debunks it.
  Fortune Gumball: "you wil neverr bee in nickolode0n all star brewl"
  Squidward: "You know they're still adding DLC, right? I'm not Waluigi, this isn't gonna make me rage!"
  Fortune Gumball: (Changes to a different "fortune") "you fell off + ratio + you're white"
  Squidward: (scoffs) "I'm not a Twitter user, so I don't care about that either!"
  Fortune Gumball: (Changes "fortune" once more) "you wil neverr win a prize in crane game"
  Squidward: "You will never win a prize in crane game?! Okay, that's going too far! You wanna get destroyed again?! Okay, time for round two!

SQUIDWARD ARCADE CLAW MACHINE FAIL 2

• Squidward's reaction when he finds out that SpongeBob took him back to the Krusty Krab.
• Squidward, after using up all the money he had to try and win at a claw machine, finds a dollar bill outside in a pile of snow, so he tries one of the machines one more time... and loses yet again. Immediate cut to Squidward back outside, collapsing and faceplanting into the pile of snow before downing a Duff Beer energy drink.
• This moment whilst SpongeBob and Patrick are putting prizes in an easy-to-win claw machine for Squidward:
  SpongeBob: "IKILLEDAGUYGOTTAHIDETHEBODY!" (Hastily shoves a skeleton inside the claw machine)