Idiotic Rubberbrained Hottie
is a one-shot One Piece fanfiction written by roxan1930
This one-shot involves a very jealous Sanji that isn't very pleased that women prefer Luffy over him.
This fanfiction contains examples of:
- Berserk Button/Brutal Honesty: Sanji started to burn with anger when Zoro made him know that Luffy doesn't ogle at women chests and behinds like him.
- Burning with Anger: Sanji blowed a fuse when discovered that the beautiful blonde girl dressed in blue was attracted to Luffy.
- Casanova Wannabe: Sanji is flirtatious with the women but women are not interested in him in contrast to Luffy who has women fawning over him without trying at all.
- Chick Magnet/Clueless Chick-Magnet: In the aforesaid random island's bar, Luffy is siting at the bar table surrounded by ten beautiful women, but he doesn't seem to notice their fangirl-like crush.
- Cool Scars: A girl with short green hair seemed pretty eager to caress Luffy's X-shaped scar.
- Crazy Jealous Guy: Sanji hates it that women are swooning over Luffy and not him.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Sanji didn't take very kindly to see many beautiful ladies attracted to Luffy.
- Save the Villain: Downplayed. While Sanji isn't a villain at all, he acted like a total jerk and was very unrespectful towards the girl's attraction to Luffy, calling them and the entire island's population "retarded", making them pretty pissed off by his rudeness, but Luffy offered to be beaten up in his place.
- Shrinking Violet: A beautiful blonde girl who's interest in Luffy, much to Sanji's chagrin, is shown to be very shy and insecure about being with him, but Nami encourages her.
- Unwanted Harem: Luffy seems to be quite neutral towards the girls who are trying to attract his attention
- What Does She See in Him?: Sanji doesn't understand what makes Luffy so charming to the ladies, and the other Straw Hats answer him:
- Nami: He's innocent.
- Usopp: He's funny.
- Chopper: He's got cool scars.
- Brook: He's always kind and friendly with everyone.
- Franky: He's very friendly with men too, with whom Sanji isn't at all.
- Robin: He's very handsome when it's seen in a special way.
- Zoro: He doesn't look at women's breasts and butts.
