Featuring emo rock star Andrew Jackson, an impregnated dictator, a singing barber, Maximilien Robespierre as the Sassy Gay Friend, spontaneous musical numbers, the North Korean Quidditch team, the saga of Anti-Christ Bob, and general insanity!
"There is only one word I can think of to describe my feelings on this brilliance, one word that encompasses this utter epicness with hints of Stalin/Sadam bondage, Krum's sexy Bulgarian voice saying 'Bobopedic mattress', narcoleptic murderers, Napoleon as one of the four Antichrists, Korean racism that I have this nagging feeling I *shouldn't* be laughing at (XD), and gorgeously kind references in the A/N...
Splorg."
-fanfiction.net reviewer zchocolatebunniesrulezworld, on Nymphadora Tonks Goes to Hell
Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell
is a Harry Potter Crack Fic by FanFiction.Net user The Impossible Slashtronaut.
In this fanfiction, Nymphadora Tonks winds up in Hell, meets various mass murderers, madmen, and serial killers from throughout history, and falls in love with the seventh President of the United States of America.
Nymphadora Tonks Goes To Hell provides examples of:
- Blatant Lies: "Chapter 9: In Which Nothing Happens At All." That chapter title may be a Shout-Out to chapter three of Dirty the Pooh and the One Hundred Acre Shitpile.
- Crossover: The majority of the fic is one between Harry Potter and Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson, but it manages to fit in A Clockwork Orange, Sweeney Todd, and the Cthulhu Mythos for good measure.
- Gorn: The battle between Andrew Jackson and Anti-Christ Bob ends with Anti-Christ Bob accidentally hacking his own leg off, causing massive blood loss, followed by Andrew Jackson throwing a knife into Bob's heart, spraying blood all over him as he dies... which makes AJ feel good.
- No Celebrities Were Harmed: Averted with the brutal death of Anti-Christ Bob and the entire cast of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.
- Shout-Out: Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson is referenced constantly – it happens to be the author's favorite musical.
- The title may be a reference to Wizard of Oz 3: Dorothy Goes To Hell.
- Spiritual Sequel: To the author's earlier fanfic Nymphadora Tonks and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.
- Take That!: To Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, constantly."Standing in the blinding fire light, in a rather untidy clump, stood the maimed, injured, and overall soulless cast of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark."
"Wow, what a bunch of fucking emos," muttered Satan.
