A to D (Ass Shove, Bait-and-Switch, Deadly Gas, Distracted by the Sexy, Drugs Are Bad) | E to K (Fan Disservice, High-Voltage Death, Hoist by His Own Petard, Karma Houdini) | L to S (Stuff Blowing Up) | T to Z (Tap on the Head, Too Dumb to Live)
Being a show that focuses on (mostly) nasty people meeting gruesome ends, it should be expected that some of them bite it by shoving things up where the sun doesn't shine. Therefore, this warrants 1000 Ways to Die its own Ass Shove page.
- "Mercury in Uranus": A frequent hospital patient named Carl Dunbar was known for sticking objects up his butthole (a common sight in most hospitals) shoved nine glass thermometers up his butt when the doctor left. But on his rush back into the hospital bed when he heard the door opening, all thermometers broke inside of him, causing him mercury poisoning and cutting up his large intestine.
- "Butt Plugged": A recently released convict who, when confronted by an officer for drunk driving and having a hooker in his car, shoves a can of his illegal pepper spray up his ass to keep from violating parole. The cop pushes him against the side of his truck while questioning him, causing the spray can to go off on his colon and destroy it from the inside, killing him in minutes.
- "Sh*t Faced": An alcoholic became unable to drink after his recent throat operation and badgered his wife into giving him an alcoholic enema. After finishing and getting out of the bathroom, the alcoholic was completely hammered, so his wife beds him down thinking he'll sleep it off. However, the man dies because his BAC (Blood Alcohol Content) reached dangerous levels.
- "Eel Effects": Two out of the twenty-five sushi school students who remained in a hard-assed, abusive teacher's class take revenge on him for the abuse he heaped on them throughout his lessons by shoving an eel up his butt while drunk asleep. However, the eel gnawed its way out of the man's rectum, causing him to fall into a coma and die of exsanguination. Ironically, the teacher threatened to do the same to the students as punishment.
- "Mary Lou Rectum": A washed-up gymnast dismounted off a trampoline to show up her rival. Instead, she landed butt-first onto a parallel bar support, which got jammed between her vagina and rectum.
- "Fire In The Hole": A Neo-Nazi uses his dim-witted brother, who shoved a hand grenade up his butthole before getting arrested, in a jailbreak plot. The brother tries to poop it out, but it doesn't move. The Neo-Nazi tries to retrieve it by using a gloved hand up his rectum. He only succeeds in retrieving the pin and not only kills his brother, but he also dies in the explosion.
- "Colon-Gross-Opy": A tomboy competes with her male roommates in gross-out contests. She tries to one-up them in a farting contest by sticking a can of whipped cream in her bum to produce gas. Unfortunately, she dies from massive hemorrhaging since the gas in the can cause internal necrosis and hemorrhage.
- "Critter in the S***ter": A ferret legger (someone who tries to see how long he can hold ferrets in his pantsnote ) cheats by starving his ferrets to make them calmer, so they will not squirm or crawl out. This works until one of the poor ferrets goes up his bum and gnaws at his hemorrhoid, which bursts open, causing the man to bleed to death.
- "Hi-Jacked Off": A drug addict who carjacks drivers makes the brilliant decision to hijack a former female boxer. The woman decks the man in the face and his anus gets stuck on a tire nozzle, which inflates his intestines and blows his guts out.
- "Ten-Ass, Anyone?": Two tennis amateurs, one who idolized Bjorn Borg and another who idolized John McEnroe, have a tennis match. The one who idolized McEnroe tries to kill the umpire with a broken tennis racket, only to fall over and get that racket shoved up his bum and through his perineum.
- "Ass-plosion": A Scottish bodybuilder puts too much pressure on his anal sphincter when lifting an incredibly heavy rock, and shits out his entire intestinal tract. What kills him, however, is a heart attack from shock.
- "Water-Logged": In a bizarre example, a college student jumps from a cliff into a lake and hits the water at an angle and speed that causes water to rush into his rectum, rupturing his large intestine. He then passes out from massive internal bleeding and pain and drowns.
- "Gory Holed": A Dirty Old Man downloads porn back in the mid-1990s when the Internet was slow and downloads took forever. While bouncing in his office chair waiting for it to load, the friction causes the chair to explode, ramming a metal cylinder up his ass and making him bleed to death.
- "Info-Pain-Ment": Gunther threatens to do this to Lloyd when he messes up filming him.
- "Keester Sunday": One of two drug-dealing brothers caught by the police has stuffed a balloon filled with cocaine up his rectum. When the balloon bursts, they try to inhale as much of it as possible to hide the evidence. They both die of an overdose.
- The show lampshades this trope with the aptly named "Another Up The Butt Story". In it, a lecherous groom-to-be is thrown a bachelor party. He attempts to have sex with the hired stripper in the bathroom, and the struggle causes him to accidentally flush the toilet. Said toilet had a bunch of water and air pressure building up from repair work, and a huge jet of water knocked him on his ass and conveniently onto a shard of the broken toilet, causing him to bleed out and die.
