Destroyer of worlds.
I'd most likely not believe him, but if he turns out to be the genuine article no doubt I'd go about learning the dark arts and becoming the most villainous wizard ever.
TNT can now see through walls.
Is not impressed.
Shadow of Legends
...does this power have an off switch? I can't think of any ethical uses... except maybe to grab the bank account numbers and passwords of some DESERVING targets...
TNT has the power to remake the world as they see fit.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
I destroy everything twisted and hopeless about life, creating a reality in which nature doesn't pester sapient species with diseases or parasites, and no one is forced to pay the price for the Sins of Our Fathers (or allowed to inherit the benefits they or humanity would grant for the circumstances of one's birth), but allow people to pursue their desires more freely, without any fear of the law, despite granting people adequate lifespans–or afterlives–to exact vengeance or leave that to a few unfettered individuals who refuse to let such injustices go unpunished, who are often replaced whenever they falter in a cycle of endless conflict that would never condemn people forever, but would mete out varying degrees of punishment proportionate to one's iniquities–including the torture of those who either aren't yet aware of what wrongs they committed or never meant to make life difficult.
TNT gets any fictional device of their choosing.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Red Like Santa
Destroyer of worlds.
GIVE ME BACK MY TARDIS!
TNT discovers that they are an android.
Is not impressed.
Shadow of Legends
Awesome! What's this mean for my mortality, and why do I have to eat and sleep? Is there another more convenient way I can recharge? Can I interface directly with computers? What's with my sex drive? 
TNT has discovered they are the reincarnation of a famous historical figure.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Red Like Santa
Great! I try to remember as much as I can about my past life to give some historians some information.
TNP is now being stalked by a pervert of the opposite gender.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Destroyer of worlds.
-sigh- I should be disturbed, but I'm not. In fact I welcome the stalking at this point, so long as things don't turn violent.
TNP sees a werewolf in their backyard.
Is not impressed.
I am torn between hunting it for both fame, and to protect others, or to let myself be bitten, and turn.
TNT knows where a vampire is, in their town, though no one will believe them.
Don't step on the flowers.
If there's a vampire, HE'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! This is just like watching an old horror film...
TNT gains the power to fly! ...For five minutes.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
How sweet it is
Eh, judging by the places where I usually go, five minutes is enough time.
TNT is stuck in a rainstorm with no umbrella.
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Destroyer of worlds.
I live in the Pacific Northwest. This happens All. The. Time! Typically I always carry my umbrella, but I've forgotten it. I just sneer at how wet and grey everything is and wish I lived somewhere warm.
TNP now is now lost in the desert with only a canteen of water to keep them company.
Is not impressed.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
This is my nightmare! I hate hot weather! And I'm all alone, with no civilization in sight...
TNP is selected to be the first human ever to be roboticized... but (s)he does have the right to decline. Will you accept?
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
Yes, but not immediately. My blood type is O+ (universal donor), and I'd like to be sure that my body continues to produce it for charity's sake.
TNA has been transported into the world of Super Smash Bros. and must fight every other character at least once. How well would you do?
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Shadow of Legends
TNT must hike up a mountain.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Been there, done that!
I'll head up to the top as quickly as I can.
Tn T has to choose between being an all powerful villain, or a hero who Can't catch up.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
I'll be like Joka - a super-powerful villain who uses his powers for Mundane Utility purposes.
TNP discovers ancient ruins in the wilderness.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Not an evil Thievul
I take all the pictures I can and get the word out to people. I just found the year's biggest archeological find!
TNP has switched bodies with their pet.
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Student of Story
*Sniffs* So this is why dogs are smelling things all the time. I had no idea it was like this... speaking of which, I really gotta clean this place up when I get back in my body. And where is my bo- oh no. Val, puppy girl, don't do tha- *crash*
This is going to be one interesting day.
Same.
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
Destroyer of worlds.
I already take a ton of naps and eat tuna as a human. Having the capability to lick my own ass as my cat really doesn't add much apart from looking a million times more adorable. I'd probably use that to charm the ladies...
TNT is abducted by aliens who want your help freeing their home planet from the grip of an evil alien warlord.
Is not impressed.
I accept the challenge, though I might need some alien tech, which I'd keep, to later use to help humanity as a benevolent dictator.
Same.
Mario's not the only Wonder here.
I would accept and have them send me to be a spy tp hide among the warlord's tactical advisers. If said warlord read the list (which is likely since he did win an invasion), then he should know that Humans Are Warriors and would love my help during future conquests.
TNP gets transported into a Deconstructor Fleet for all the Stock Superpowers that the narrative can fit in. Everyone Is a Super as well.
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These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.
Red Like Santa
I try to be the world's biggest badass and defeat all the villains!
TNP is now a mecha pilot.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
I try to find out if I can buy the soundtrack for Kirby: Planet Robobot, because that is what I will listen to when I'm riding my mech.
TNP is transformed into some animal by a Wicked Witch.
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Well, this sucks. I mean, I'm bored when I'm only 20.
TNP is now met by a huge bearded British guy who claims that they are a wizard/witch.
Now known as Cyber Controller