Your plan is inevitably foiled regardless.
I'm going to kill Hitomi Shizuki and Kyosuke Kamijou for the sake of...
You are Killed Mid-Sentence. 
I'm going to kidnap Sr. Pelo and use his screams to power a superweapon that will make everyone else in the world deaf!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Everything's gonna happy!
Sr Pelo is rendered mute before you get your hands on him.
I will use Lucy to take over the world.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Good luck blowing me up when you're drenched by water.
I'm going to torment cute little girls by turning them into Magical Girl.
They use their powers to kill you.
I'm going to bring back modern technology back with me to medieval times! Their weapons will be so powerless against mine that I will take over the world!
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
The Absolute Madman
You run out of bullets and your laser uses wi-fi, which doesn't exist back then. You die.
I'm going to remake The Theif And The Cobbler using the animation from Food Fight and have Butch Hartman write the script!
"We be we baby!"
Butch Hartman refuses to do it. Cause not even he'd agree to something like that.
I'm going to turn the Moon into Cheese!
Destroyer of worlds.
This isn't an evil plan. It's an amazing, wonderful, beautiful plan. Thus it is not relevant to this game, and thus "thwarted."
I plan to eat the moon.
Is not impressed.I turn you into cheese.
I'm going to build a casino, but the games are actually deathtraps, so I'll get rich and kill people at the same time!
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You really think we would? XD
edited 4th Mar '17 6:31:45 PM by DrNoPuma
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I'm going to sue you. As you're put into prison and condemned with murders, I'll gain money, fame, and take a sizeable part of your paycheck.
I'm going to ship Dr NO Puma with Circus Baby!
The Absolute Madman
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I use power of dumb luck to win jackpots, and not fall into a pit, making you go broke.
They actually make a cute couple and you get super jelly.
I am going to throw all your food down the toilet.
edited 4th Mar '17 6:30:41 PM by NegaKingKix
"We be we baby!"
...
I shove your head down there as well and force you to eat it all.
I'm going to make the entire world prudish!
...
Everything's gonna happy!
A campaign to raise birthrates foils your plan.
I'm going to outlaw TV.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
As a result, TV Tropes no longer exists. Enjoy living alone!
I'm going to steal Soul Gems from hapless Magical Girls and sell them for profit. Hurrah!
The Absolute Madman
I work undercover as a buyer and arrest you.
I'm going to make you all depressed by telling you my life story.
"We be we baby!"
Destroyer of worlds.
HA! You're too late! I'm already depressed! ...Ugh... I'm already depressed...
I plan to build an interstellar beacon to call in the the Drej.
Is not impressed.
Everything's gonna happy!
They ignore the beacon.
I'll eat all the bacon.
edited 5th Mar '17 8:20:24 AM by kouta
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
...
Enjoy not being able to move. We Have Reserves in the form of living pigs, anyway.
I've got a date with your sister, and I'm gonna literally pump her full of lead! *Un Evil Laugh*
...
I kick your ass.
I'm going to dramatically unmask all the heroes!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
It's a Captain Obvious Reveal and no one cares.
I'm going to genderflip the entire cast of Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans, Break the Cutie moments ensue...
The viewers couldn't care less about this development.
All the domesticated cats in the whole world belong to me now!
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
Everything's gonna happy!
You go bankrupt trying to feed them all.
I create and market a potion which causes everyone who drinks it to become devoted to me.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
Destroyer of worlds.
Stop now. Because if you try to take my cat, and you'll wish you were dead.
I tamper with the formula so it has the flavor and consistency of semen. Good luck convincing many people to drink it.
I plan to deface the Mona Lisa.
edited 5th Mar '17 11:51:00 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
I tell everyone to use potassium chloride.
I plan to plan!
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