Foil the above poster's eeeevil plan.

The wish-granting creature, having been the originator of your wishing powers, has thought of this exact situation and included a hidden weakness in your wishing technique that enables it to out-wish you and remove your powers.

I will wear a Latex Perfection disguise of the next poster and rob a jewelry store! :V

You don't know what I look like. And I always wear a mask. So good luck!

I plan to just rob a jewelry store, given I already wear a mask.

You get locked in the vestibule after setting off the metal detector and are immediately arrested.

I plan to get a law passed banning shoes.

That means you can't wear shoes too, so I dump Legos all over the floors in your house.

But I'm not using that as my evil plan, that's too evil. Instead, I'm going to use Legos for something more productive - building a giant mech!

I steal a Vital piece from your mech. And flush it down the toilet

I'm gonna give Disney the rights to dub Miracle Star and put CN out of business.

It'll take a lot more than one work to put an entire company out of business.

I'm going to give myself immortality!

I steal your device and . . .

I will use it to grant myself immortality instead!

edited 24th Feb '17 2:08:22 PM by vjoi

I nuke the device, destroying it. Then, before you even start to look for another one, I drop a giant sword on you, then a bridge, bombard the area with napalm, fire the Kill Sat's Wave-Motion Gun at you, freeze the entire area, crush you with an anvil and a kitchen sink and much, much more.

Now excuse me while I summon and enslave some extra-dimensional creatures.

Yeah, those Extra-dimensional Creatures you tried to enslave?

Turns out they all have super-powers, and easily turned you into a smoking pile of soot.

I'm going to steal youtube videos and put them on facebook under an alias!

Not gonna work, Facebook just does not care in the slightest.

edited 25th Feb '17 12:22:28 PM by Jaxfirebus

The original owners of these videos band together to have you banned from the site. What were you expecting?

EDIT: Even if it doesn't work, said original owners will spread the word that they've been stolen, thus defeating the whole point of your scheme. :V

I'm going to steal a drug dealer's weed and then sell it back to him before he realises it's been stolen! :V

edited 27th Feb '17 10:15:32 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

Too bad he had security cameras and remembered your face and shoots your ass.

I'm going to run for... CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD!

You get whacked with the Ban Hammer for being a fraudulent nominee.

I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Oh nooooo! *WHACK*

edited 25th Feb '17 11:06:42 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

But it's Opposite Day.

Now watch and learn, here's the deal! He'll slip and slide on this banana peel!

WHAT AM I DOING?

edited 25th Feb '17 5:32:04 PM by DrNoPuma

-You slip instead- Let's try something else.

I'm going to buy Clip studio paint!

I'mma run them out of buisness before you can!

I'mma foil the next poster's attempt to foil my attempt to foil the next poster's attempt to foil my foil! ... my head hurts.

Instant . . . paradox

I shall use the blacklight virus to become a being like Alex mercer.

I form my own research company to find a non-lethal antidote to the Blacklight virus.

I use the power of the Internet to get Oisin Tymon fired!

Internet Backdraft ensues. You file a lawsuit against a particularly obnoxious person and get thrown in jail.

I think I'll deploy a Batman Gambit.

   Just as planned.   

edited 27th Feb '17 11:44:23 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

Unfortunately, people in real life are not as predictable as they are in fiction, thus causing the entire scheme to fall apart when someone acts differently than how you predicted.

I'm going to lead the next poster to a gold mine that's actually full of fool's gold. And then I'll stand alone as you weigh the gold, watching you sinking.

I'm going to keep the mine a secret.

Though you get the last laugh.

I'm going to conquer my country with the power of being tolerant and polite!

Also an army of fanatics and androids, but that's less important.

I reprogram your robots and brainwash your followers to serve me.

I plan to erase the color red from the universe.

You wipe the color in its entirety, and no body remembers the color to begin with. Nothing is lost from this.

I'm going to eat your sandwich. And I won't apologize!

I use a time travel device and replace my sandwich with a shitball sandwich.

I leave you tied up and slowly lowered into a pool of man eating sharks while I go make my lunch and watch my smackdown recording.

I had a knife on me, escaped, and threw you to the sharks.

Screw this I shall become a king! for on this day Hell Has New Management!

edited 27th Feb '17 1:28:39 PM by vjoi

I'm going to pull a Doomguy, waltz through your legions, and kill you! Granted, you'll just be transported back to where I killed ya, but you won't be in charge any more!

I'm going to tamper with the laws of physics using the Large Hadron Collider, until they break.

edited 27th Feb '17 5:24:46 PM by RandomWriter413