"Stone Cold" Steve Austin:You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says "I just whipped your ass"!
Triple H: All these people talk about being students of the game. I AMthe fucking game!! No one eats, sleeps or breathes this business more than me!!!
Ric Flair: Did you know when Shane and Stephanie sold their stock to that consortium, that consortium - WHHOOO!! (dances in the ring) - the consortium WAS ME!! And now you and I are limousine ridin', jet-flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin'-dealin', son-of-a-guns!! And you know why? Because we're partners!
CM Punk: The greatest thing the devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist... and you're looking at him right now! I AM THE DEVIL HIMSELF! And all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it!
And said host then declares a challenge to the only one on his level:
The Rock: There is one man who the Rock has to see face-to-face. A guy who I met. A guy who I thought was a cool guy. Wished him well, happy for his success. When the Rock leaves, he comes in and out of the blue, eventually, he starts talking trash about the Rock. I don't know why and I don't care but I'm back now. You might have heard of him; his name is John Cena.
And of course, the one line that changed the face of the industry forever...
Vince McMahon: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Last night on Monday Night Raw, the WWE presented a special tribute show, recognizing the career of Chris Benoit. However, now some 26 hours later, the facts of this horrific tragedy are now apparent. Therefore, other than my comments, there will be no mention of Mr. Benoit's name tonight. On the contrary, tonight's show will be dedicated to everyone who has been affected by this terrible incident. This evening marks the first step of the healing process. Tonight, WWE performers will do what they do better than anyone else in the world: entertain you.
Daniel Bryan:note surrounded by almost a hundred fans inside and around the ring I'm sorry. I didn't um, I misspoke earlier. That's not exactly all that I want. Because as much as these people want to see me fight you at WrestleMania, what they really want to see is me fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship. So here is what we really want. If I beat you at WrestleMania, I get added to the World Heavyweight Championship match so that then the main event will beRandy Orton vs. Batista vs. Daniel Bryan!!
Triple H, enraged, rushes down the ramp being held back by security.
Announcer: The winner of this match, and new Divas' Champion... Paige!
What was supposed to be a celebration of commitment turns into a nightmare:
Minister/Eric Bischoff: Did I just hear myself say... THREE MINUTES?!note Saying those words was how Bischoff summoned Three Minute Warning, a pair of wrestlers who beat down anyone who failed to entertain him quickly enough.
Weeks of waiting end, and Kane has a very bad night:
Seth Rollins:John, I didn't want it to come to this. But if you're not gonna come out here, then you are forcing my hand! And in turn, John, you leave me no choice but to force yours.
And even when demands are met...
Seth Rollins: Thank you, John! Thank you! But damn, you gotta know me better than that. I'm gonna kill him anyway.
Wrestlemania 31: At the climax of a war, the opportunist seizes his moment.
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Rollins is cashing in his Money in the Bank contract, therefore this will now be a Triple Threat match!
The boss makes a shocking announcement for the Royal Rumble event:
Vince McMahon: It'll be you defending your championship against 29 other men in the Royal Rumble match!
Later in the actual Royal Rumble Match, unfamiliar music plays and the titantron shows three words that sends the audience over the deep end and causes numerous fans watching around the world to mark out.
After claiming eternal loyalty, the viper strikes.
Randy Orton: So here I am, dead center in the kingdom...a place where the devil sings your praises. This is your world, Bray...but it's not mine! It never was! I once said, "if you can't beat 'em, join 'em." But I have another expression for you, Bray. Once you join 'em, and it's the right time...SCREW 'EM!*proceeds to burn down the Wyatt Family Compound*
After weeks of accusations and pointing fingers, the real culprit of the attacks on Enzo and Cass is revealed
Big Cass: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID IT!
After weeks of taunting The Miz thinks he's got it all figured out, but The Big Dog is quick to correct him.