Web Video / Feeding the Trolls

Time to feed the trolls...

Feeding The Trolls is a web series that started when Noah Yudell, aka That Weasel (formerly known as CuteFuzzyWeasel), had a rotten day and decided to, well, feed an internet troll. The video would turn out to be far and away his most popular, and what was originally meant to be a one-off episode has become his signature series, complete with green screen backgrounds, professional lighting, and some pretty dang good comedy to boot. Join CuteFuzzyWeasel as he takes on the best of the internet's worst: the ignorant, the angry, the hateful, and the just plain creepy.

Along with Feeding, Weasel also has a variety of other shows such as CuteFuzzyWeasel Watches and CuteFuzzyWeasel Reads. The former is for viewer requests where Weasel watches the weirdest content the Internet has to offer while the latter is where Weasel reads and riffs on Troll Fics.

This Series Contains Examples Of

• Analogy Backfire: Weasel mocks Dave complaining about safety regulations in sports by sarcastically quipping that Football was better back when the players went on the field with chainsaws… only to realize that he would actually want to see that.
• Angrish: Weasel is quite prone to this when dealing with the more brain-breakingly stupid trolls.
• Armored Closet Gay:
  • Weasel theorizes that Caiden Cowger and Coach Dave Daubenmire are both gay and are hiding it behind their vehement homophobia.
  • Discussed in “10 Codes of the Warrior” where he states that people who are vehemently homophobic are generally in the closet.
• Artistic License – Space:
  • Episode 93 "Spirit Science: Secrets of the moon". Where to even begin?
    • The whole assertion of the episode is that the moon is likely hollow and put there by Sufficiently Advanced Aliens. Ignoring the second part (which can't really be proven either way) a hollow sphere the size of the moon is likely impossible, as the thing would either break apart or cave in (even if it had huge piston-things inside as his video suggests
    • He talks of an experiment where NASA shot a rocket with a ton of TNT (and later 10 tons of TNT) and it "rang like gong" for hours afterwords. Even ignoring that there is no sound in space so it couldn't ring (perhaps he meant "vibrated" or "reverberated") 1 or 10 tons of tnt seems a little small to make the ENTIRE MOON, which has a mass of about 7x10^22 kg, vibrate
    • He says the moon has some elements that don't appear naturally, such as Uranium 235 and "Neptuminium"(sic). Assuming he meant to say "Neptunium", both of those elements can indeed occur naturally.
    • He talks about some ancient African myth about the moon being an egg and two gods rolling it around through space, acts like this is a true story, even though it complete contradicts his original theory
    • He says no one knows why the moon always has the same side facing the Earth (it's due to tidal locking)
    • At the end he says the moon was put there to inspire us to "create a new way of life on this planet", which is represented by showing some sort of island city with a giant flower in the middle.
• As the Good Book Says...: A favored tactic of the religious trolls.
• Attention Whore: Captain Crazification, who is probably the one troll who looked forward to being fed. To the point of spamming the comment sections of his videos and his inbox asking Weasel to make a video on him. This ends up being the main reason why Weasel refuses to feed him.
• Ax-Crazy:
  • In his third video on Coach Dave he mocks Dave protesting safety procedures in school sports by portraying him as a violent loony who subjects his students to Training from Hell, tells kids to suck it up when they get severe injuries, throws razor blades at the kids, and wants to replace the football with a lead weight.
  • He similarly paints Ted Nugent as this, namely towards animals. Imitating him firing a machine gun at various animals while laughing like a maniac.
• Berserk Button:
  • Weasel has a special place in his heart for homophobes. His video dealing with Apologetics has a point where all the humor is dropped, and his voice goes deadly calm for a moment before completely tearing into her. Overall, his videos dealing with homophobes are often much more serious in tone than his other ones, even compared to other ones where he deals with The Fundamentalist.
    Weasel: Gay people...do more...than have sex. They can love. They can aspire. And they can do everything any other productive member of this society can do. And yet people like THIS fucking troll like to think of them as some kind of weird underclass of morlock!!!
  • James The Preacher himself became one. His appearance on the Top Ten Trolls of 2013 video immediately earned scorn and hatred. Then again, when you say that a school shooting happened because people went to public school and mothers didn't stay at home, what would you expect the response to be?
  • He is seen to have a very strong one in people who constantly snap their fingers and make dumb hand gestures while talking, as he goes ballistic on SimplyVegan for his constant use of it.
    • The reveal of him having misophonia (albeit self-diagnosed) may provide context to this, which is a disorder of decreased tolerance towards specific sounds and/or their associated actions.
  • He also has a strong hatred for when people don't edit out the part of their video where they shut off the camera. He didn't quite explode from seeing Jared Milton doing it in his first video on him, likely beacuse he knows everything about him is fake. Roosh V, however... not quite as lucky.
  • Recently, he has also developed a berserk button for mental health denial, as shown by him ripping apart Paul Joseph Watson for literally saying "depression is a bunch of temporary feelings that entitled crybaby millenials have" and that depression isn't actually a mental condition.
• Bilingual Bonus: "Johnson sounds like a schwans".
  • Subverted because he explains it right after, making it not so much of a bonus. ^note "Schwans" is German for "penis." Johnson is a somewhat popular euphemism for penis.
• Brown Note: Jared Milton's singing is this on the show. Which ends up leading to...
  • Cool and Unusual Punishment: CuteFuzzyWeasel being tortured by this, with the person responsible wanting him to feed Jared Milton again. He lampshades the trope, attempting to defy the trope... but after a few hours of listening to it, he eventually broke down and agreed to do it.
• Catharsis Factor: In-Universe example: Weasel started the show as a way to blow off steam after a bad day. This doesn't work sometimes.
• Call-Back:
  • CuteFuzzyWeasel asks if he has to set up the scoreboard he used for RepresentingTruth, regarding staying on-topic, regarding Irving Baxter's rant on gay marriage.
  • Weasel makes reference to a certain someone's ^note MonkeyGameGuides "hate list" (voice included) in his video on GMGameplays, commemorating how he was the first British troll Weasel covered since the very beginning.
• Cerebus Syndrome: Downplayed. While his newer videos are more likely to cover more serious and political trolls and subject matter than back near the start, it doesn’t really impact the show’s humor all that much and he still does comedic and non-political trolls quite often, it now averages around a 50/50 split of comedic and serious trolls.
• Comically Missing the Point: When Coach Dave says that he responds to hate mail by saying "I was born this way," Weasel takes a look at the baseball cap that he wears, then at the news thumbnail behind him that depicts a baby wearing the same cap, and concludes "...you were born with a baseball cap?" He then spends the next few minutes contemplating the logistics behind this even as Dave continues ranting.
• Copy-and-Paste Environments: Two of the CoD Enlightenment Army videos he's covered use the same White House setting from Go! Animate, featuring an audience full of a few caricatures of political figures copy-pasted repeatedly. Weasel is quick to point this out.
• Corpsing: He mocks Krapplefag’s nihilistic attitude by going on a Straw Nihilist rant and eventually loses his composure and bursts out laughing.
• Death Glare: Sometimes does this at the camera when a troll says something really trollish, stupid or asinine.
• Deep South: Sometimes uses a "redneck" accent when imitating certain trolls, mostly the religious trolls.
  • Ironic considering Weasel actually lives in the South, specifically Elon, North Carolina.
• Department of Redundancy Department: The Soul Collector to the point of Weasel closing the video by mocking him constantly repeating himself throughout the video.
• Did Not Think This Through: Weasel realizes halfway through his first Talk Like a Pirate Day video that he probably shouldn’t researched the lingo pirates used before doing the episode. He also fails to test his costume before doing the video, resulting in some completely non-sexual but nevertheless amusing Wardrobe Malfunction.
• Dirty Coward: Weasel calls Ted Nugent this, saying that he believes that if he ever got into a real fire fight he would immediately collapse into a fetal position and sell out his friends for a lighter sentence.
• Domestic Abuse: Weasel has suggested that James the Preacher beats his wife on a few occasions.
• Draco in Leather Pants: In-Universe example. His feeding of Generation Films hinged entirely on how he kept unironically defending and trying to justify Thanos killing half of the universe to which Weasel debunked each one.
• Due to the Dead: States in his Top 2015 Trolls videos that he left 3PAC off the voting list because of this.
• Emo Kid: Paints Krapplefag as one in his impressions of him.
• The End of the World as We Know It: Parodied at the beginning of his fourth video on Caiden Cowger in the wake of gay marriage being legalized worldwide. In it, Weasel is in the midst of a burning wasteland, equipped with a shotgun and a cheesy action hero accent, stating how the Earth has been plunged into chaos from the aforementioned legalization. Then the green screen reverts back to it's regular background and Weasel calmly explains that nothing major has truly happened.
• Eskimos Aren't Real: In addition to copious amounts of nutcases who believe events such as the Moon Landings being hoaxes appearing on the show, we have Paul Joseph Watson claiming that depression isn't real and saying the idea that it results from a chemical imbalance in the brain is ridiculous. Yes, Watson thinks the idea of an observable, measurable biochemical process in the brain that can be empirically proven is "ridiculous".
• Even Cannibal Trolls Have Standards: Weasel has a couple of rules regarding the trolls he'll feed, mostly concerning age. The only intentional breaking of this rule was when he first instated it, to illustrate why he doesn't do it, and then later with Caiden Cowger.
  • More specifically, he lists his five rules as thus:
    • He will not target trolls that he suspects are under the age of 12, as he considers them children and not worth feeding.
    • If the troll is above 12 but below the age of 16, the troll must have said or done something particularly offensive or stupid to warrant being fed, such as homophobia, sexism, religious fundamentalism, or just plain stupidity.
    • The troll must have actual videos on their account, not just random troll comments.
    • The chosen troll must have some kind of sound on their videos, preferably a spoken, legible voice. He will not do text trolls.
    • And finally, the troll must have videos that are at least one minute long.
  • He also finally decides that James the Preacher simply isn't worth giving attention to, and eventually does the same with Captain Crazification.
• Expansion Pack Past: The CoD Enlightenment Army has apparently adds bits from other people's mockery of them into their big conspiracy theory, including Weasel's joke that Carmack and Romero went back in time to beat Call of Duty to the punch in creating the first First-Person Shooter.
• The Fundamentalist: Frequent targets of the show.
• Godwin's Law:
  • Weasel compares Pastor Steven L. Anderson’s rhetoric to Hitler after he claims that the cure for AIDS is killing all gay people.
  • He stops taking trolls seriously whenever they invoke this trope, even name dropping it.
• Groin Attack: 0u75p0k3n claims that in order to prevent himself from masturbating, he punches himself in the testicles whenever he feels the urge. Weasel can't decide if he wants to laugh or Share the Male Pain.
• Heroic BSoD: The entire universe has a literal one when MagicalPockyUsagi says that she is a Japanese princess reincarnated, stuck in a Caucasian body.
  Weasel: What the fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu...(universe logic error)
  • With the Apologetics, he yells "PARADOX PARADOX PARADOX", with the click of death and ending with an error window.
• Heteronormative Crusaders: Homophobes are an extremely frequent target of the show.
• Hunter of His Own Kind: Weasel's whole schtick basically boils down to him making fun of people who cause problems on the internet: essentially, he's a Troll who exclusively trolls Trolls.
  Weasel: ...I'm a vindictive asshole who spends his time trolling other vindictive assholes on YouTube.
• Ice-Cream Koan: The titular 10 codes in “Ten Codes of Being a Warrior” boil down to this, as Weasel demonstrates. Making no sense at best, being horrible advice at worst. Weasel even speculates that he made them all up on the spot.
• I Have Many Names: James the Preacher and Mariotehplumber, thanks to their accounts constantly getting banned.
  • Clevon America and Blood Stained Lane also have this case, but for different reasons.
• I Need a Freaking Drink: A recurring theme in the show
  • While feeding 0u75p0k3n, after he says that masturbation isn't natural since people don't have erections all the time, he immediately gets up and gets a beer in an unstated example of this.
  • Happens again with Monica Punk, after she states she's too talented to have a job. He leaves and lets the video play for a while and returns with an empty flask of whiskey.
    Weasel: The whole thing. Proceed...
  • He eventually gets so fed up with the misinformation in a video by a climate change denier he was doing that he starts smoking weed to cope with the stress.
  • In his video on ''Cryptoland he eventually starts smoking weed to get through it after Connie dresses up like a Seagull to get some woman’s Crypto wallet back.
• Insane Troll Logic: Kind of a given with the premise, but the CoD Enlightenment Army possibly takes the cake, preaching wild conspiracy theories about the Illuminati trying to hide Call of Duty's status as the true original First-Person Shooter. Other fine examples include:
  • 0u75p0k3n: "Because I don't masturbate, I can literally get away with murder."
  • YoureComment: "Playing my superior, ultimate Xbox 360 with 8 billion core processor..."
  • Caiden Cowger: "Obama is turning all of America gay."
  • Trisha Paytas: "Dogs don't have brains because they can't speak."
  • MegaSage: "The Sun revolves around the Earth because if you wind up an old-fashioned clock, the key spins, and if you hold it by the key, the clock spins. But either way, that key is spinning."
  • "Halloween is a new age liberal atheist communist Illuminati plot to promote communism, devil worship and Big Government. Or...something."
  • PS3InDaPleezle somehow uses the One-Hit Wonder rapper Soulja Boy to claim that the police, the US military and the FBI are suppressing freedom in the US and goes on about how WW2, Hitler, Hiroshima and Nagasaki are related to the subject at hand. Weasel, at the end of the video, says that he was one of the most dumbest trolls he has ever done, primarily due to the fact how nothing he said related to Soulja Boy.
  • Gorilla 199 claims that New Years Eve is a satanic plot... because New Years Day starts in the middle of the night and people are celebrating and thus buying into capitalism.
  • Just QuasiLuminous in general.
  • In response to the COVID-19 Pandemic, Tom Bennot believes that viruses aren’t real and that you can’t catch a virus because they aren’t living things and it’s actually the intelligence running through all of life telling your body to make solvent or something.
• In-Universe Factoid Failure: Not on Weasel's part, but quite a few of the people he makes fun of are like this. One example would be episode 64, where Glenn Beck complains about some game having an Anti-Hero protagonist, and asks why we can't have straight-up heroes like Superman anymore, apparently not knowing that Superman (and, indeed, most well known superheroes) have had tons of video games made about them.
• It Amused Me: When Owen Benjamin questions why a Spanish museum displayed two T-rex skeletons having sex, Weasel points out the more pressing rhetorical question why they wouldn't considering it's obvious that it's literally because it's just funny to do it.
• It's Personal: Pat McCrory's episode was a big case of this, given that his actions screwed up North Carolina, where he lives, and poisoned the water supply.
• Literal-Minded: Weasel's a fan of doing this for humor purposes; his 3PACTV video in particular using a LOT in response to the troll's slang.
• Metaphorically True: Coach Dave tries to justify his homophobia (while mocking the argument that gay people are simply born that way) by claiming that he was "born this way" as well. While Weasel is pointing that you can't be born with preset notions of the outside world, he clarifies later in the video that he became a Christian and was born again this way.
• Monster Clown: Peckcella von Peter.
  • Also The Soul Collector.
• Mugging the Monster: YMMV on how much of a "monster" the COD Enlightenment Army is in the big scheme of things, but it's quite clear that Weasel had NO idea what he was getting into when he fed them.
  • It did result in Weasel getting his own dedicated troll in the form of AdvancedEdition.
• My God, You Are Serious!: His reaction to Mega Sage, a Geocentrist, after discovering he was 100% serious about his beliefs.
• Nightmare Fuel: In-universe. Weasel considers Peckcella von Peter to be unequivocally this.
  Weasel: This is CuteFuzzyWeasel saying never ever send me someone like that AGAIN.
• Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot: “Once You Go Flat” is a white rapping flat-earther neo-nazi.
• Non-Indicative Name: In his video on The Left Can’t Meme, Weasel points out that none of the memes are left wing and in fact made by the right wing and all of the memes showcased were just some variant of “Liberals dumb”, showing that they can’t meme themselves.
• Occidental Otaku: MagicalPockyUsagi is really bad in that regard, constantly speaking in a broken Japanese (which she believes to be flawless) and pretending to be Japanese despite being obviously Caucasian, something she tries to explain by being the reincarnation of a Japanese princess stuck in a Caucasian body. Ironically, she is incredibly dismissive and contemptuous of weeaboos. She is not a weeaboo, you see. She is Japanese. Born to Caucasian parents, but Japanese.
• Oh, Crap!: His first impression of Peckcella von Peter is this, although with a slightly...stronger expletive.
  Weasel: Oh... fuck...what is that...?!?
• Once an Episode: Every season has...
  • A Halloween special
  • A Christmas special
  • A Top Ten Trolls of the Year video after the season
  • A video on Caiden Cowger (excluding Season 2, although Season 4 has two)
• O.O.C. Is Serious Business: In a few episodes he has to deal with a troll so vile he can't bring himself to even think of his usual quips and instead just how terrible said person is.
• Overly Long Gag: The "Meanwhile In The Middle Ages..." segment during the MagicalPockyUsagi episode goes on for well over a minute and a half.
• Paper Tiger: The crux of his feeding of Ted Nugent is calling him this, stating that he believes that, for all of boasting and bravado, he would shit his pants the second someone took him up on his threats.
• Pretty Fly for a White Guy: 3PAC and Once You Go Flat are white guys who rap. For added Irony Once You Go Flat is a neo-nazi.
• Pyrrhic Victory: Makes a case for this when it comes to Lord Steven Christ, who came out as "The Best Troll Ever" after 15 years of acting like a complete whackjob tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist and destroying his reputation in the process.
• Psychopathic Man Child: Brought up when he revisits Mariotehplumber. With all of his violent, screeching antics, Weasel had him pegged at being at most in his teens, but when he finally appears on-screen he looks like he's in his early 20's.
• Rage Quit: Happens on rare occasions when a troll says something particularly egregious.
  • He quits Episode 64 when Beck declares that "liking videogames" is equal to "doing drugs".
  • Brought up in his final feeding of James The Preacher. He mentioned doing this in the original, unposted version of the video, at the point where James blamed the Sandy Hook shooting on moms not staying home at school.
  • He stops the feeding of Gazi Kodzo after he equated interracial relationships with rape.
  • He eventually gets so fed up with Dave Ramsey repeatedly shaming the poor for wanting government help and being completely tone deaf about the fact that the COVID-19 Pandemic caused a massive recession that he refuses to continue.
• Rapid-Fire "No!": In Episode 57. You'll know when it comes up.
• Running Gag: CuteFuzzyWeasel makes claim to being an android from the future, working with evil machines with the stated goal of 'kill all humans'. Which fits in with the moments listed in Heroic BSoD.
  • Another whenever a troll says something incomprehensible, whether being too loud or too soft: Weasel takes a good amount of time trying to translate.
    MagicalPockyUsagi: (Whispering) Because I am Japanese.
    Weasel: You like to lick trees?!?
    MagicalPockyUsagi: Because I am Japanese.
    Weasel: Your privates are covered with bees?!?
    • Same with 3PACTV:
      3PACTV: Yeah, fuck Kendrick Lamar.
      Weasel: Cannonball narc?
      3PACTV: Kendrick Lamar.
      Weasel: Canonical bark?
      3PACTV: Kendrick Lamar.
      Weasel: Cannibal Clark?!? I'm not sure you wanna fuck around with someone called "Cannibal Clark"; that seems like a bad idea!
    • And again with his second feeding of Mario Teh Plumber:
      Mariotehplumber: You're gonna learn to remove the videos!
      Weasel: Get a law to remove Tostitos?
      Mariotehplumber: You're gonna learn to remove the videos!
      Weasel: Eat some moldy mashed burritos?
      Mariotehplumber: You're gonna learn to remove the videos!
      Weasel: Kill a man with a rope made of Fritos?
      Mariotehplumber: You're gonna learn to remove the videos!
      Weasel: Oh, make sure Han doesn't shoot Greedo! I'm sure all we have to do is wait for the next Special Edition.
  • 'X is a rip off of CoD'
  • Whenever the topic of aliens or popular subjects of alien related conspiracy theories pop up he usually brings up Ancient Aliens to take a jab at the nonsensical nature of the show’s subject matter.
  • Every time Irvin Baxter says something to invoke fear in his viewers, ('Is there any hope left', 'Only God can help us now'), Weasel inserts an earlier clip of Irvin saying "But I also don't want to talk about it with fear either".
  • Weasel's "Are You Serious" face, reserved for the craziest of Insane Troll Logic: you'll know it when you see it.
  • Blaming Obama for everything in order to make fun of how often his trolls do it.
  • Asking how long is left of a video he's commenting on and then becoming disheartened once he's told how long.
• Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Happens in episode 64 (the second Glenn Beck episode). Beck first starts talking about how video games are bad, which turns into an entire New Media Are Evil screed, complete with a nonsensical rant about how electronic readers are somehow bad compared to books. He then basically says playing video games is just as bad as crack cocaine, at which point Weasel is so disgusted he just walks off the screen.
• Self-Deprecation: He often inverts this by selling himself up to be perfect and flawless, Played for Laughs of course. Although he still insults himself just as often as any YouTuber does, especially on his weight. His April Fools day special, however, takes it up a notch.
  • In the video, an alternate dimension version of Weasel (known as UglyBaldBadger) hosts a show called Agreeing With the Trolls, where he says obviously inflammatory things (i.e. Trump 2016 and Justin Beiber being the best musician ever) and generally acts like an ass. The video itself involves Badger commentating on a vlog Weasel made back in 2014 ranting about the music at Panera Bread. The riffs vary from being humorous, to shockingly harsh and critical, to borderline revealing!
• Shout-Out: He claims that the Go!Animate White House audience members are actually attendees of a meeting for people suffering from Youngblood's Disease.
• Special Guest: ...of sorts. While he usually covers internet trolls, he's also done videos about celebrity figures such as Ted Nugent, Glenn Beck, and Donald Trump.
• Straw Character: Parodied in his video on Battlefield 315, where in response to the video having a blatant strawman of the Democratic Party, he introduces “Mr. Racist McCan Speak For All Conservatives”, a body of straw wearing a KKK hood who spouts absurdly racist and sexist statements in an exaggerated southern accent.
• Strawman Has a Point: Weasel points out that the strawman for the Democratic party in the video he covered from Battlefield 315 was completely correct in saying that gay marriage is a civil right and it isn’t fair to treat gay people differently than straight people.
• Straw Nihilist:
  • His portrayal of Krapplefag amounts to this. He eventually can’t keep a straight face during the impression.
  • In his third video on Coach Dave Daubenmire he mocks Dave’s “Life’s not fair” speech as being a terrible message for a coach to give out and acts out him giving a pre-game pep talk.
    Weasel imitating Dave: Alright kids, listen up. Even though you may go out and you may win this game, everyone you know is gonna die, your wife’s gonna leave you, everything you do is gonna turn to shit, and you’re gonna end up dying of an overdose in a gutter, and nothing you do will ultimately matter. (Beat) SO GO OUT THERE AND GIVE IT YOUR ALL. YEAH!!!
• Synthetic Voice Actor: Appears a lot, usually in the CoD Enlightenment Army's videos, where the text-to-speech program used will frequently mangle its lines to produce incomprehensible gibberish.
  • xXTheAmazingMasterOfSwag also had this^* which is also the same program used by Bonzi Buddy. It ended up causing a lot of laughs with Weasel due to the weird synthetic voice it gave.
• Take That!: Quite a lot given the nature of the show.
  • In his episode on 0u75p0k3n, when 0u75p0k3n mentions watching CNN to get rid of an erection, Weasel cringes hard and agrees that that would do it.
  • Anytime something vaguely related to alien conspiracy theories pops up he almost always uses the oppurtunity to take a jab at ''Ancient Aliens'
  • In “White People are Aliens”, during the skit where he plays the alien leader, there are a few not-so-subtle jabs at Donald Trump.
  Alien Weasel: “Garbanarnar 2016.” (Make Melzac Great Again flashes on screen) “I will build a Galactic Wall”

  • Additionally there is a History Channel watermark in the corner of the screen during the sketch.
  • When Juciel asks why people like anime but dislike Duke Nukem Forever, Weasel (who is openly salty about buying the Balls of Steel Edition of the game) immediately flashes an extremely Long List for why the game sucks and anime is better.
  • In his video on Cryptoland he insults Christopher’s lack of muscles by saying he’s seen more meat on KFC.
• Tempting Fate: When Irvin Baxter talks about euthanasia:
  Weasel: [...] But I can tell you this: if your point ends up being Hitler, I'm gonna punch you in the nuts.

  And immediately afterwards:
  Weasel: .........Well, shit. Okay, you get a pass, but only because I think they've turned to dust by now!
• This Is Gonna Suck: At the intro of Peckcella Von Peter's vid, with the creepy toybox music and everything.
  Weasel: Why do I get the feeling this is gonna come back to me in my dreams?
• Trademark Favorite Food: Weasel's intro has him throwing a pizza and lighting it on fire (except Season 4, which he just drops the pizza on the camera). It fits in with the theme of "feeding" the trolls.
• UST: He theorizes that ConservativeElite's video is a big Freudian deceleration of love to Caiden Cowger. This terrifies Weasel.
• Wardrobe Malfunction: Occurs in one video set on Talk Like A Pirate Day, when he got a costume for the occasion. The parrot that goes with it refused to stay on his shoulder as the straps to it broke and the eyepatch falls apart too. He then becomes worried and suggests that the hat he's wearing might just disintegrate. He actually lampshades this in his Top 10 Trolls for 2013 video, naming the store he bought the costumes from as an honorable mention troll and wonders what else the other things he bought from the shop might have done.
• You Are Not Alone: Paul Joseph Watson made a video where he basically makes fun of any and everyone who publicly admitted their depression. A lot of Weasel's counters are essentially him reassuring depressed members of his audience that what Paul is saying is bullshit and that it's okay for them to be sad, get help, and be secure enough to admit they have problems.
  Weasel: If you are secure enough to admit when you have a problem, that is strength. It's actually kind of a weakness to ignore your emotions and instead create this wall of fake stoicness. Because that's you relying on an act.
• Your Princess Is in Another Castle!: Used to great comedic effect at the end of his first episode on SimplyVegan, where SimplyVegan's video appears to end at first and Weasel starts to wrap up the video. Then... SimplyVegan starts rapping. Weasel couldn't possibly hold back the laughter.

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Anyways, if you got a troll you'd like me to feed, list them in the comments below. And as always, have a good day.