Tabletop Game: Grave Robbers from Outer Space
Grave Robbers from Outer Space
is a card game released by Z-Man Games spoofing the making of low-budget horror movies. The idea is to have the highest Defensive Strength when someone plays a Roll The Credits
card or the draw pile is empty. Defensive Strength is increased by playing Character
(such as The Prom Queen
or The Aged Vampire Hunter
) cards into your "movie" and giving characters Props
like The Chainsaw
or Big-Ass 'Fro
, and from Location
cards (The Funhouse
, Camp Lake Zirconia
, etc.) Other players try to lower each others' defense by killing characters with Creatures
(Dracula, Demonic God Up to No Good
, Killer Vegetables,
etc.), negative Locations, and using Special Effects
cards that can be used to perform things like doubling a Creature's strength or destroying another player's Location.
Basically if someone made a card game based on this wiki, this would be it
The series is made up of nine games, each covering a different genre of movies:Grave Robbers from Outer Space
makes fun of horror and sci-fi movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space
("Grave Robbers from Outer Space" was that film's original title), Friday the 13th
, Killer Klowns from Outer Space
, The Universal Horror
series, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
. Grave Robber's 2: Skippy's Revenge
is an expansion with more horror/sci-fi. Grave Robbers 3: Suburban Slashers of Sunnydale Street
is another expansion with more horror/sci-fi.Cannibal Pygmies in the Jungle of Doom
makes fun of pulp-style jungle movies like King Kong
, Indiana Jones
, Allan Quatermain
.Kung Fu Samurai on Giant Robot Island
covers Asian cinema. Mostly it's kung-fu and Hong Kong action flicks, but there's a bit of Kaiju
thrown in too.Bell-Bottomed Badasses on the Mean Streets of Funk
covers "70's action movies," but mostly it's Blacula
and all the movies they were making fun of in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
.Berserker Halflings from the Dungeon of Dragons
spoofs swords and sorcery flicks like Conan the Barbarian
, Lord of the Rings
, Hawk the Slayer
.Scurvy Musketeers of the Spanish Main
movies like The Adventures of Robin Hood
, The Princess Bride
, The Three Musketeers
, Pirates of the Caribbean
and the Harryhausen Sinbad
movies.Bushwhackin' Varmint's Out of Sergio's Butte
for Westerns.Silent... But Deadly Night
covers Christmas classics like the Rudolph
movies, A Christmas Carol
, It's a Wonderful Life
, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
, A Christmas Story
and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
- Ambiguous Gender: The Way Too Pretty Elf from Berserker Halfings has the Male trait, but his special thing is that cards that normally only work on females also work on him.
- Antagonist Title: All the games are named after the most powerful Creature card they contain.
- Chainmail Bikini: In Berserker Halflings.
- Chinese Vampire
- The Chosen One: The Predestined Hero from Berserker Halflings.
- Death by Sex: A few cards let you cause this to happen to your opponent's Characters, including Only the Virgin Survives and Let's Go Skinny Dipping.
- Distressed Damsel: From Scurvy Musketeers.
- Eldritch Abomination: The Demonic God Up To No Good from Berserker Halflings, who's about as tough as Creatures get and gets nastier for every magical Character he's attacking.
- Evil Vizier: The Grand Vizier in Berserker Halflings. Complete with flavor text asking why the King even trusts this guy.
- Fur Bikini: There's a card in Cannibal Pygmies that assumes all the women in your movie are wearing these by the end of the game, and they're worth extra points.
- Hooker with a Heart of Gold: In Bushwhackin' Varmints.
- Humongous Mecha: In, where else, Kung-Fu Samurai.
- I Am Not Left-Handed: "Why are you smiling?"
- Long Title: As you probably noticed from the page description, all the expansions have these. There's a few individual cards with them as well, including every game's title Monster and "Demonic God Up To No Good."
- Mix and Match: Arguably the real fun of the games comes from them being completely compatible with each other and shuffling the different decks together for truly chaotic games.
- Never Say "Die": While the other games describe the act of removing characters from play as killing them, the Christmas game just calls them "removed."
- Of Corsets Sexy
- Pimp Duds: In Bell-Bottomed Badasses
- The Power of Acting: Making another player's character a "3rd-Rate Actor" lowers their Defense.
- Pun: Several cards have them in flavor text. For example, on a Crossbow, "What's a crossbow?" "Like a regular bow, but angrier."
- Red Shirt: "The Guy Everyone Knows Will Get Killed" from Grave Robbers and "The Guy Who Dies to Remind Everyone This Isn't a Picnic" from Berserker Halflings. They have to be killed before anyone else.
- The Security Guard will always be killed first if Zombies attack.
- Running Gag: Nearly every game has a card with "Say, is that a tentacle?" in the flavor text. Every game has a Skippy the Wonder Dog card, though in a few he's one of the Creatures. There's also generally a priest or occult-knowledgeable character who gets extra defense against "Supernatural" Creatures.
- Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Bell-Bottomed Badasses has the "Huge Wad Of Cash" card which can cancel any other card by being given to the player using the offending card.
- Shout-Out: It'd be easier to list what isn't, though one of the more noticeable shout outs is that the Guy Who Dies To Remind Everyone This Isn't a Picnic is obviously meant to be Boromir.
- Stating the Simple Solution: This, on the Killer Toys card:
"It's a doll. Why don't we just kick it across the room?"
"You can do that?"
- Stop Motion: The only actual "monsters" in Scurvy Musketeers's Creature selection are a stop motion sea serpent and a generic stop motion mythological creature.
- Throwing Your Sword Always Works
"Hey Pierre, what's that little bitty sword going to do to me all the way over there?"
"Who knew you could throw a sword?"
- Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
- You All Meet in an Inn
- Artistic License - History: Subverted with the Re-interpreted Historical Figure Who Probably Wasn't As Evil As All This in Scurvy Musketeers.
- Zorro Mark
"What is that, senor?"
"It's a 'Z'."
"Look more like a '2' to me."