Tabletop Game / Grave Robbers from Outer Space

Grave Robbers from Outer Space is a card game released by Z-Man Games spoofing the making of low-budget horror movies. The idea is to have the highest Defensive Strength when someone plays a Roll The Credits card or the draw pile is empty. Defensive Strength is increased by playing Character (such as The Prom Queen or The Aged Vampire Hunter) cards into your "movie" and giving characters Props like The Chainsaw or Big-Ass 'Fro, and from Location cards (The Funhouse, Camp Lake Zirconia, etc.) Other players try to lower each others' defense by killing characters with Creatures (Dracula, Demonic God Up to No Good, Killer Vegetables, etc.), negative Locations, and using Special Effects cards that can be used to perform things like doubling a Creature's strength or destroying another player's Location.

Basically if someone made a card game based on this wiki, this would be it.

The series is made up of nine games, each covering a different genre of movies:

Grave Robbers from Outer Space makes fun of horror and sci-fi movies like Plan 9 from Outer Space ("Grave Robbers from Outer Space" was that film's original title), Friday the 13th, Carrie, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, The Universal Horror series, and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!. Grave Robber's 2: Skippy's Revenge is an expansion with more horror/sci-fi. Grave Robbers 3: Suburban Slashers of Sunnydale Street is another expansion with more horror/sci-fi.

Cannibal Pygmies in the Jungle of Doom makes fun of pulp-style jungle movies like King Kong (1933), Indiana Jones, Allan Quatermain and Tarzan.

Kung Fu Samurai on Giant Robot Island covers Asian cinema. Mostly it's kung-fu and Hong Kong action flicks, but there's a bit of Kaiju and Anime thrown in too.

Bell-Bottomed Badasses on the Mean Streets of Funk covers "70's action movies," but mostly it's Blacula and all the movies they were making fun of in I'm Gonna Git You Sucka.

Berserker Halflings from the Dungeon of Dragons spoofs swords and sorcery flicks like Conan the Barbarian, The Lord of the Rings, Hawk the Slayer, Beastmaster and Labyrinth.

Scurvy Musketeers of the Spanish Main spoofs Swashbuckler movies like The Adventures of Robin Hood, Zorro, The Princess Bride, The Three Musketeers, Pirates of the Caribbean and the Ray Harryhausen Sinbad movies.

Bushwhackin' Varmint's Out of Sergio's Butte for Westerns.

Silent... But Deadly Night covers Christmas classics like the Rudolph movies, A Christmas Carol, It's a Wonderful Life, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!, A Christmas Story and Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

A Kickstarter campaign to fund a new run of the game in 2015 sadly failed to meet its goals.

Grave Robbers From Outer Space provides examples of:

  • All Anime Is Naughty Tentacles: Kung-Fu Samurai has a "Hentai Tentacle Monster" who has to take a female victim if he makes a successful attack.
  • Ambiguous Gender: The Way Too Pretty Elf from Berserker Halfings has the Male trait, but his special thing is that cards that normally only work on females also work on him.
  • Antagonist Title: All the games are named after the most powerful Creature card they contain.
  • Camp Gay: The Stereotypically Flamboyant Gay Guy from Bell-Bottomed Badasses.
  • Chainmail Bikini: In Berserker Halflings. It actually gives a respectable defensive bonuse AND makes the wearer immune to death by special effects cards. Assuming the wearer is female.
  • Chinese Vampire
  • The Chosen One: The Predestined Hero from Berserker Halflings.
  • Death by Sex: A few cards let you cause this to happen to your opponent's Characters, including Only the Virgin Survives and Let's Go Skinny Dipping.
  • Distressed Damsel: From Scurvy Musketeers.
  • Eldritch Abomination: The Demonic God Up To No Good from Berserker Halflings, who's about as tough as Creatures get and gets nastier for every magical Character he's attacking.
  • Elfeminate: See Ambiguous Gender above.
  • Evil Vizier: The Grand Vizier in Berserker Halflings. Complete with flavor text asking why the King even trusts this guy.
  • Flavor Text: On virtually every card.
  • Fur Bikini: There's a card in Cannibal Pygmies that assumes all the women in your movie are wearing these by the end of the game, and they're worth extra points.
  • Hooker with a Heart of Gold: In Bushwhackin' Varmints. Even provides the page image.
  • Humongous Mecha: In, where else, Kung-Fu Samurai.
  • I Am Not Left-Handed: "Why are you smiling?"
  • Killer Rabbit: The Berserker Halflings; who expects halflings to be dangerous, even if they are from The Dungeon of Dragons? Also "Killer Toys" in the original Grave Robbers From Outer Space.
  • Long Title: As you probably noticed from the page description, all the expansions have these. There's a few individual cards with them as well, including every game's title Monster, "Demonic God Up To No Good," "The Guy Who Dies Just to Remind Everyone This Isn't a Picnic" and "The Re-Interpreted Historical Figure Who Probably Wasn't As Bad As All This." (And reading the whole title of a card you play is required by the rules!)
  • Mix and Match: Arguably the real fun of the games comes from them being completely compatible with each other and shuffling the different decks together for truly chaotic games.
  • Never Say "Die": While the other games describe the act of removing characters from play as killing them, the Christmas game just calls them "removed."
  • Of Corsets Sexy
  • Pimp Duds: In Bell-Bottomed Badasses
  • The Power of Acting: Making another player's character a "3rd-Rate Actor" lowers their Defense.
  • Pun: Several cards have them in flavor text. For example, on a Crossbow, "What's a crossbow?" "Like a regular bow, but angrier."
  • Red Shirt: "The Guy Everyone Knows Will Get Killed" from Grave Robbers and "The Guy Who Dies to Remind Everyone This Isn't a Picnic" from Berserker Halflings. They have to be killed before anyone else.
    • The Security Guard will always be killed first if Zombies attack.
  • Redundant Parody: From time to time, perhaps most obviously in the cards from Kung-Fu Samurai that are obviously taken from Big Trouble in Little China; the "Clueless Gaijin" is clearly Jack ("Relax, it's all in the reflexes"), the "Crazy Old Wizard" is clearly Egg ("You will come out no more!"), and the "Magic Potion" is, well, Egg's magic potion. Bushwhackin' Varmints has a Creature card that just outright is Mongo from Blazing Saddles.
  • Running Gag: Nearly every game has a card with "Say, is that a tentacle?" in the flavor text. Every game has a Skippy the Wonder Dog card, though in a few he's one of the Creatures. There's also generally a priest or occult-knowledgeable character who gets extra defense against "Supernatural" Creatures.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Bell-Bottomed Badasses has the "Huge Wad Of Cash" card which can cancel any other card by being given to the player using the offending card.
  • Shout-Out: It'd be easier to list what isn't, though one of the more noticeable shout outs is that the Guy Who Dies To Remind Everyone This Isn't a Picnic is obviously meant to be Boromir.
  • Stating the Simple Solution: This, on the Killer Toys card:
    "It's a doll. Why don't we just kick it across the room?"
    "You can do that?"
  • Stop Motion: The only actual "monsters" in Scurvy Musketeers's Creature selection are a stop motion sea serpent and a generic stop motion mythological creature.
  • Throwing Your Sword Always Works
    "Hey Pierre, what's that little bitty sword going to do to me all the way over there?"
    "Who knew you could throw a sword?"
  • Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?
  • You All Meet in an Inn
  • Artistic License - History: Subverted with the Re-interpreted Historical Figure Who Probably Wasn't As Evil As All This in Scurvy Musketeers. (Which is almost certainly a reference to how The Three Musketeers adaptations treat Cardinal Richelieu.)
  • Zorro Mark
    "What is that, senor?"
    "It's a 'Z'."
    "Look more like a '2' to me."