Film: The Beastmaster
The courage of an eagle, the strength of a panther and the power of a God. The epic adventure is back like never before!A fantasy movie from Don Coscarelli, starring Marc Singer in the title role, that became best known for its repeated late-night airings on cable, in particular TBS and HBO throughout the 80s and 90s. note Maax is a twisted cult leader out to steal the throne of King Zed, but when Zed banishes Maax, he sends one of his three witches to steal Zed's unborn son. Ripping him right out of his mother's womb with magic and placing it a cow's womb, she took him to die. But a brave hunter killed the witch and rescued the young boy. Naming him Dar, they find out at a young age that he possess the power to communicate with animals. But Maax sends his thugs called the horde to wipe out his peaceful village, thanks to a brave dog, Dar survived again and makes plans on using his powers to kill Maax to avenge his people and his foster father.Marc Singer returned as Dar in two sequals; Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Time in 1991, and the Direct-to-Video Beastmaster 3: The Eye of Braxus in 1997. In addition, there is also a re-cast television series that qualified as a somewhat vindicated-by-reruns show.
— The Beastmaster tagline
The Beastmaster has examples of:
- Big Damn Heroes: The Bat People, when they show up at the end in time to save the city
- Butterface: The witches in the original movie have extremely sexy bodies and horrible melted faces.
- Celebrity Paradox: The second movie shows just how silly it is to avert this trope. As Dar is in a car driving down the street, they pass a movie theater that is debuting Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time. Dar is as confused as the audience.
- Covers Always Lie: Noriyoshi Ohrai got a bit carried away. This movie is not as awesome as it looks.
- Dark Is Not Evil: The bat people (who get a Big Damn Heroes moment when they show up at the city just in time to make a difference)
- Decapitated Army: Inverted. The evil barbarians Maax allied with come to attack the city after he dies
- Fan Disservice: All over the place, but particularly with the grotesque witches.
- Fish out of Water: The key premise of Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time; Valley Girl meets Barbarian Hero in a fantasy world, and Barbarian Hero teaming up with Valley Girl in Real Life.
- Follow the Leader: The film is clearly imitating the success of Arnie's run as Conan the Barbarian, hence why it disposes of all of the plot Andre Norton's science-fiction novel, which involved a clash between settlers on a human colony world and the local natives, investigated by the Beastmaster (named Hosteen Storm, not Dar.) About the only thing that remains is a guy with a psionic link to a hawk, two ferrets (meerkats in the original book) and a large cat.
- The Horde: The tribe who allies with Maax
- Jerkass: King Zed towards Dar, until he realized he's the son he lost.
- Loin Cloth: Dar's standard dress.
- No Animals Were Harmed: Sadly averted. Sultan, the tiger who played Ruh in the first movie, died two years later due to being poisoned by the dye they used to make him appear black. As a result, the sequel featured a tiger without dye.
- Noisy Nature: Kodo and Podo are ferrets. Ferrets don't make anything approaching the sounds that the animals in the film make.
- Non-Indicative Name: The subtitle of the sequel is Through the Portal of Time despite the fact that Kyranna explicitly states that it's a dimensional portal and no time travel is involved.
- Power Perversion Potential: Dar commands his ferrets to steal the clothing (if it can be called that) of a nubile bathing beauty, luring her into the woods so he can pretend to scare off his own panther in a not-so-elaborate plan to seduce her.
- The Remnant: The army that attacks at the end
- Rightful King Returns: Subverted a bit, Dar hands the job to his younger half brother.
- Sure, Let's Go with That: When Dar has his hawk companion rescue a young child from the evil priest's sacrificial fires and flies her away to safety. The priest, after a second of thought, cries out that this is indeed an omen that the deity wants child sacrifices.
- Surprise Incest: The Love Interest is the cousin of the the hero's younger brother. Whether the couple are actually blood relatives, and to what degree, is not made explicit; the implications are not explored in the film
- Too Dumb to Live: The heroes find out Maax knows of their surprise attack. Seth tries to talk King Zed out of leading the attack, but he wouldn't listen as he wants revenge for the loss of his son.
- Villainous Rescue: The bat people as mentioned under Dark Is Not Evil. Although they will eat random people, they rescue Dar in a Big Damn Heroes moment because he is a Beastmaster and therefore commands the hawk whom they worship.
- Villains Blend in Better: Played straight in the second movie, but justified; Arklon can Mind Rape locals on present-day Earth to gain knowledge of how society works. Dar is every bit the confused hero, prompting both the police and animal control to come after him.
- Virgin Sacrifice: Kiri is supposed to be one.
- Wicked Witches: Their faces aren't much to look at but they certainly have nice bodies.