SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN AND PINK PUFFBALL MAN!!! AT FIRST NO ONE LIKE HULK, HIS SERIES CANCELED AT #6 (March, 1963)!!! AFTER THAT OTHER SERIES USE HULK AS GUEST STAR FOR NEXT FEW YEARS. HULK GET SECOND CHANCE IN PUNY SERIES "Tales to Astonish". HULK FEATURE THERE FOR #60-101 (October, 1964-March, 1968). THEN IT GET NEW NAME AFTER HULK! IT CALLED: "Incredible Hulk" vol. 2. HULK APPEAR IN PUNY ISSUES #102-474 (April, 1968-March, 1999). HULK ALSO STAR IN PUNY SHORT-LIVED TITLES AFTER! HULK BECOME ONE OF PUNY MARVEL'S MOST FAMOUS CHARACTERS, NO ONE EVER FORGET ABOUT HULK! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
TranslationYOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY! ANGRIER HULK GET, STRONGER HULK GET! HULK WAS PUNY BRUCE BANNER, BUT BANNER GET HIT BY GAMMA RAYS AND TURN INTO HULK WHEN PUNY BANNER GET MAD!
TranslationHULK GET INTO VIOLENT FIGHTS A LOT AND SMASH LOTS OF THINGS! BUT MOST PEOPLE HULK BEATS UP DESERVE BEAT UP OR ANNOY HULK! HULK NOT ACTUALLY LOOK FOR TROUBLE, BUT WORLD CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE FOR HULK! MAKE HULK ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
TranslationHULK DOESN'T USUALLY DEFEND INNOCENT, BUT HULK HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!
TranslationIN MARVEL UNIVERSE, HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!, EVEN STRONGER THAN PUNY GOD WITH HAMMER! HULK STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IN PUNY DC UNIVERSE TOO!!!! ONLY ONE WHO COME CLOSE IS PUNY RED CAPE MAN IN CROSSOVER STORIES. RED CAPE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK RIP OFF RED CAPE MAN'S HEAD!!!!!!
TranslationHERE ARE OTHER THINGS THAT HULK CAN DO!
- HULK CAN HEAL HIMSELF! GOOD FOR MORE SMASHING!
- NO ONE CAN READ HULK'S MIND. IT BETTER ANGRIER THAT HULK IS!!
- HULK SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!! HULK NOT TOO SCARED BUT HULK INABILITY TO SMASH MAKES HULK ANGRY!!!
- HULK FIND PLACE WHERE HE BECOME HULK! THAT BECAUSE HE FIND CORPSE OF EVIL FUTURE HULK WHO TRY TO KILL HULK! HULK IS ONLY HULK! NO WANT 2 HULKS! AAAAAAAARRRRRGHGGGGGHGHHHH!!!!
- PUNY BANNER KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GAMMA RADIATION! EVEN MORE THAN PUNY STRETCHY MAN AND PUNY STUPID DOCTOR DOOM!!! IN GOOD COMIC FOR KIDS PUNY BANNER AND METAL MAN ARE SMARTEST ONES. BUT NOT AS GOOD AS HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK BECOME DIFFERENT PERSON A LOT! HERE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT HULK BECOME!
- Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and I'm in control of this body most of the time. While I happen to be a highly successful scientist, I have no superpowers in my default state. However, I'm also emotionally repressed, and the big guy likes to come out at moments like... uh oh... PUNY BANNER IS SMART BUT NOT STRONG LIKE HULK! GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Savage Hulk: THIS IS BEST HULK! STRONGEST THERE IS! HULK TALK GOOD TOO! HULK WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE BECAUSE PEOPLE NO LIKE HULK, BUT HULK WANT FRIENDS AND BE LOVED TOO, WHICH MAKE HULK GO ON ADVENTURE SOMETIMES. OF COURSE HULK GET ANGRY TOO EASY THAT MEAN HULK IS STRONGEST OF PEOPLE HE BECOME!
- Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk like a normal person). I also enjoy the finer things in life. Good food, expensive clothes, ladies, and the occasional sarcastic quip. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want, so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. I enjoy a good scrap now and then, but don't mix me up with that Mr. Fixit.
- The Merged Hulk: Also known as "The Professor", I am yet another one of the many forms the Hulk can transform into. Bruce Banner wanted me to be the most idealistic Hulk there could be, but alas, it was not to be. I was actually created by Doc Samson in an attempt to cure me of my Multiple Personality Disorder. When I get angrier, I get weaker. If I grow too angry, I become the screaming behemoth who's been breaking your ear drums every time he speaks. It's quite a good thing that Bruce Banner was able to install this failsafe in this personality, even if it is my physically weakest one.
- The Green Scar: The word "strong" doesn't even begin to describe how powerful I am. I wound up enslaved as a gladiator on the planet Sakaar when a few puny humans decided I was too dangerous to stay on earth, and I became the greatest fighter their arena ever had. The people on Sakaar started thinking of me as their Messiah, the "Sakaarson" when I freed myself and fought against their insane king. But that's just a fairy tale. The ones that call me the Worldbreaker are the ones who are right. Don't let my apparent calm fool you. I am the angriest Hulk. I Am a Monster. And despite what the others might say, I am the strongest there is.
- Doc Green: When Betty Ross's assassins tried to eliminate Banner and my lesser selves, I emerged courtesy of Stark's Extremis virus. Smarter than Banner and stronger than my other selves, think of me as a superior version of the "Professor". I realized that there were too many Hulks in the world and tragedy would befall them everytime, so I decided that I would cure them whether they like it or not.
HULK SMASH PUNY TROPES!!!
- Anti-Hero: HULK SMASH SO MANY THINGS THAT IT NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING!!!!!
- Berserk Button: HULK JUST AS MUCH TROPER AS PUNY REST OF YOU AND TAKE OFFENSE WHEN PUNY TROPERS PUT QUERY THAT BELONG IN TROPE FINDER ON ASK THE TROPERS!!!
- The Brute / The Big Guy: WHEN HULK IS FORCED TO JOIN PUNY HEROES, LITTLE MEN THINK AND HULK SMASH!
- Catch Phrase: HULK SAY "HULK SMASH" AND "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS" A LOT!!!!! HULK ENJOY SMASHING AND BEING BIG AND STRONG!!!!
- Children Are Innocent/Friend to All Children: HULK NOT SMASH KIDS. HULK FRIENDLY TO KIDS! THEY NO HARM TO HULK AND PEOPLE!
- Dumb Muscle: HULK HATE THINKING!!!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!! PUNY HUMANS SAY THAT HULK HAS MIND LIKE LITTLE KID OR ANIMAL BUT THAT NOT TRUE, HULK IS BIG STRONG MAN!!!! PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK TROPE PICTURE TOO! CALL HULK DUMB!!! HULK SMASH PUNY TROPERS!!! GRAAAAARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Genius Bruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent and much stronger, but am still perpetually angry. Also, my colleagues and I often demonstrate great cunning in determining how to make best use of our strength, or to otherwise come up with intelligent tactics when we have to. Even the Savage Hulk demonstrates this when necessary, although he would never admit it.]
- Gentle Giant: HULK NOT SMASH YOU IF YOU LEAVE HULK ALONE. HULK JUST WANT PEACE.
- Hulking Out: HULK NAME TROPE!!! PUNY BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!
- Hulk Speak: HULK NAME THIS TROPE TOO!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!! [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes!.]
- Lightning Bruiser: HULK NOT ONLY STRONG, HULK FAST TOO!!! YOU NOT CATCH UP TO HULK!!! BUT NOT FASTEST ONE THERE IS!!! NOT AS FAST AS PEOPLE LIKE LIGHTNING BOLT MAN!!!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!!! HULK WANT TO BE FASTEST THERE IS TOO!!!! AAAAARRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- Memetic Mutation: PUNY GOD. REINDEER MAN BOAST HE GOD AND HE BETTER THAN HULK. HULK GRAB MID-SENTENCE AND SLAM HIM INTO FLOOR OVER AND SAY LINE. IT FUNNIEST SCENE IN VERY FUNNY MOVIE.
- Misaimed Marketing: PUNY HUMANS MAKE STUPID SINGING BABY TOY OF HULK!!!!! HULK HATE BABY TOY!!!! MAKE HULK LOOK PUNY AND WEAK!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY BABY TOY!!!!! BUT FUNNY TOY MAN MAKE IT FUNNY! FUNNY TOY MAN IS HULK'S FRIEND!
- SAME PUNY STUPID EXECUTIVE HUMANS MAKE PUNY CD WITH BABY SONGS ABOUT HULK!!!!!! HULK WANT FRIENDS BUT HULK NOT ABOUT PLAYING GAMES AND DANCING AND ROLLERBLADING WITH LITTLE KIDS!!!!! HULK ABOUT BEING ANGRY AND SMASHING AND BEING STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! AT LEAST REVIEW FUNNY AGAIN, MAKE HULK LAUGH!!!!!!!
- OTHER PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK BOARD GAMES LIKE HULK OPERATION AND HULK "DON'T WAKE DADDY". THEY WORST CHOICES FOR HULK GAME. HULK NOT GET SICK, AND PUNY BANNER HAVE BAD HISTORY WITH "DADDY". HULK SMASH STUPID GAMES AND STUPID HASBRO!
- The Nicknamer: HULK PREFERS MAKING OWN NAMES FOR PUNY PEOPLE!
- No Indoor Voice: HULK USE SAME VOICE INSIDE AS OUTSIDE!!!
- Screaming Warrior: IN MOVIES WHERE HULK NOT SPEAK MUCH! JUST SMASHING AND YELLING! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!