INCREDIBLE HULK IS COMIC CHARACTER!!! FIRST APPEAR IN PUNY MARVEL'S "Incredible Hulk" vol. 1 #1 (May, 1962), CREATED BY SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN AND PINK PUFFBALL MAN!!! AT FIRST NO ONE LIKE HULK, HIS SERIES CANCELED AT #6 (March, 1963)!!! AFTER THAT OTHER SERIES USE HULK AS GUEST STAR FOR NEXT FEW YEARS. HULK GET SECOND CHANCE IN PUNY SERIES "Tales to Astonish". HULK FEATURE THERE FOR #60-101 (October, 1964-March, 1968). THEN IT GET NEW NAME AFTER HULK! IT CALLED: "Incredible Hulk" vol. 2. HULK APPEAR IN PUNY ISSUES #102-474 (April, 1968-March, 1999). HULK ALSO STAR IN PUNY SHORT-LIVED TITLES AFTER! HULK BECOME ONE OF PUNY MARVEL'S MOST FAMOUS CHARACTERS, NO ONE EVER FORGET ABOUT HULK! GRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Translation The Incredible Hulk is a comic book character who first appeared in Marvel's Incredible Hulk Vol. #1, in May 1962, created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Unfortunately, the Incredible Hulk was at first rather unpopular, with his first series being canceled after issue #6. However, the Incredible Hulk made several guest appearances in other comics over the next years, and eventually returned as a main character in Tales to Astonish. Hulk featured in these comics from issue #60 (October 1964) to issue #101 (March 1968), until the series was named after him, the so-called Incredible Hulk Vol. #2. Hulk has appeared in every issue since #102 until #474 (that's April 1968 until March 1999). The Hulk also made a number of appearances in some short-lived titles, establishing himself as one of Marvel's most popular characters.
Translation The Incredible Hulk was originally a man named Bruce Banner, until he was exposed to gamma radiation. Now, moments of anger trigger a transformation into the Incredible Hulk, a (usually) green-skinned monstruosity who possesses Super Strength and Nigh-Invulnerability.
Translation Bruce does the best he can to prevent transformations into the Hulk and generally wishes to be left to his own devices, however often elements of the world often interfere with this. Hulk's brutal rampages are generally highly destructive and frightening to behold, but due to the nature of his trigger, more often than not, the targets of Hulk's violence provoke it.
HULK DOESN'T USUALLY DEFEND INNOCENT, BUT HULK HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!
Translation Bruce/The Hulk is usually considered a Heroic Neutral. He doesn't get involved with conflicts surrounding him unless they target himself or people he cares about, in which case, run.
IN MARVEL UNIVERSE, HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!, EVEN STRONGER THAN PUNY GOD WITH HAMMER! HULK STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IN PUNY DC UNIVERSE TOO!!!! ONLY ONE WHO COME CLOSE IS PUNY RED CAPE MAN IN CROSSOVER STORIES. RED CAPE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY! HULK RIP OFF RED CAPE MAN'S HEAD!!!!!!
Translation In the Marvel universe, the Incredible Hulk has been demonstrated to be one of its most powerful denizens, if not the strongest. He has defeated The Mighty Thor, as well as Superman in Crossover stories with DC Comics.
Translation Although his Super Strength is his most obvious power, the Hulk also possesses a Healing Factor, resistance to psychic powers including telepathy, and the ability to see ghosts and apparitions. However, one of his more interesting abilities is his ability to to sense the location of his original transformation anywhere in the world. Also, while not a power from Hulk himself, Bruce Banner is the world's leading expert on nuclear radiation, to the point where he surpasses Iron Man and Doctor Doom in this field.
HULK BECOME DIFFERENT PERSON A LOT! HERE ARE DIFFERENT PEOPLE THAT HULK BECOME!
Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and I'm in control of this body most of the time. While I happen to be a highly successful scientist, I have no superpowers in my default state. However, I'm also emotionally repressed, and the big guy likes to come out at moments like... uh oh... PUNY BANNER IS SMART BUT NOT STRONG LIKE HULK! GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a, the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (Something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Bruce, but at least I can think (and talk like a normal person). I also enjoy the finer things in life. Good food, clothes, and ladies. And I'm not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. I enjoy a good scrap now and then, but don't mix me up with that Mr. Fixit.
The Merged Hulk: Also known as "The Professor", I am yet another one of the many forms the Hulk can transform into. Bruce Banner wanted me to be the most idealistic Hulk there could be, but alas, it was not to be. I was actually created by Doc Samson in an attempt to cure me of my Multiple Personality Disorder. When I get angrier, I get weaker. If I grow too angry, I become the screaming behemoth who's been breaking your ear drums every time he speaks. It's quite a good thing that Bruce Banner was able to install this failsafe in this personality, even if it is my physically weakest one.
The Green Scar: MY RAGE IS AT MY MOST FOCUSED IN THIS PERSONALITY AND STRENGTH IS BUT A MERE WORD TO DESCRIBE MY POWER. DURING MY EXILE AT THE PLANET SAKAAR, I EMERGED AND PROVED MYSELF TO BE THE MOST POWERFUL GLADIATOR THEIR GAMES EVER HAD. THIS GAINED ME MUCH HONOR, ENOUGH THAT THE NATIVES THINK I MAY BE THEIR PROPHESIED SAVIOR "THE SAKAARSON". BUT THAT'S JUST A CHILDISH STORY, AND THIS PRAISE IS DOOMED TO GO. I AM A MONSTER AND MONSTER I'LL BE. THOSE WHO SUSPECT I AM INSTEAD THE "WORLDBREAKER" THAT WILL DESTROY WHAT THE SAKAARSON WILL SAVE LIKELY WILL BE PROVEN RIGHT.
WHEN HULK MAD, ONLY FEW CAN STOP HULK SMASHING EVERYTHING! PRETTY LADY, LITTLE GUY WHO KNOWS WHO HULK IS AND GREEN GIRLY HULK CAN HUG HULK TO STOP HIM SMASHING! ONLY ONES THAT CAN! BUT STUPID SOLDIER MAN KEEPS ATTACKING HULK WHILE STILL HULK! GIVE HULK PAIN! SO MUCH PAIN!! THIS MAKES HULK MAD AGAIN! RRAAAGH! THIS WAS NAMED AFTER HULK ONE TIME BEFORE BUT NOW NOT! STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE CHANGE NAME! RAAAAGH! THIS MAKES HULK MAD! HULK NOT LIKE STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE WITH BIG FANCY WORD AND STUPID CHANGE NAME!!!!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!! HULK SMASH!HULK PREFER BEING ALONE! BUT WHEN HULK SMASH WITH OTHERS HULK IS BIGGEST SMASHER THERE IS! HULK IS STRONGEST AVENGER! HULK IS STRONGEST DEFENDER TOO! BUT WHEN HULK WITH PANTHEON AND WARBOUND HULK IS IN CHARGE! HULK LET AJAX AND KORG BE BIGGEST SMASHER INSTEAD!HULK SEES IMPOSTORS WHEN HE SMASHES! RED FIREY HULK THINK HE THE STRONGEST HULK. HE THINK HE COULD SMASH HULK! BUT HULK IS STRONGEST ALWAYS AND EVER!!! RED GIRLY HULK [Bruce Banner: You mean my love, Betty Ross.] MAY BE NOT LIKE HULK BUT SHE MAKE HULK FEEL GOOD!!! [Mr. Fixit: Wish I could see that.]
PUNY PETER DAVID MADE MORE HULKS FOR BRUCE BANNER! DADDY DAVID MADE FIXIT, PROFESSOR, AND WORLDBREAKER FOR HULK TO SMASH WITH! BUT HULK DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!IN SEVENTIES, PUNY TV PEOPLE MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK! LOU FERRIGNO HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY PUNY REPORTERCALLED "MCGEE!" BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!IN EIGHTIES AND NINETIES PUNY TV PEOPLE MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK! FIRST WAS TOLD BY SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! SECOND WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!IN NEXT DECADE, PUNY HUMANS MAKE MOVIE OF HULK BY CROUCHING TIGER MAN WITH PUNY BANA AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HUMANS TRY AGAIN LATER WITH PUNIER NORTON, BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER! THEN BUFFY MAN PUT HULK IN THE AVENGERS WITH NEW BEST FRIEND RUFFALO AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN FLAGMAN TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH PUNY GOD!! WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY BLACK CAPE MAN!!!!! IN METAL MAN MOVIE 3, PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW AND FIGHT LITTLE MAN! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! STUPID MAN FURY ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK LATER ON SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS STUPID TALKING MAN!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEAAAAADDDDDD!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN AVENGERS CARTOON ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH FLYING GIRL AND ARROW MAN! CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY TATASCIORE! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!! PUNY HUMANS PROBABLY READ PUNY SELF DEMONSTRATING VERSION IN TATASCIORE'S VOICE RIGHT NOW!!!HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHTKARATE MAN AND HIS FRIENDS THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL DID NOT APPEAR IN THIRD GAME BUT ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT SHADES MAN THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF FLAGMAN'S TONIC.HERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT HULK WILL SMASH!!!!!
HULK NOT SMASH PUNY HAIRY RED MAN!!!! HAIRY RED MAN IS HULK'S BRO!!!!! WE GET ANGRY AND TALK GOOD AND SMASH THINGS!!!!! THEN WE GO PLAY DRUMS BUT WE SMASH DRUMS!!!! AND EAT DRUMS!!!!! HULK SMASH EVERYTHING TOGETHER WITH HAIRY RED MAN!!!!!
HULK ALSO NOT SMASH ORANGE COAT BOY KID!!!!!! HE DIE ALL THE TIME SO HULK GIVE HIM BREAK. HULK NOT WANT TO MAKE ORANGE COAT BOY SUFFER MORE. BUT IT EVEN WORSE WHEN HE BECOME ORANGE COAT PRINCESS BOY KID!!!!!! HE SO CUTE AND HULK WANT CUDDLE HIM, NOT SMASH HIM!!!!!! BUT HULK END UP SMASHING ANYWAY WHEN HE CUDDLES PRINCESS BOY BECAUSE HE NOT CAREFUL!!!!!!! GRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHY HULK SMASH EVERYTHING?!?!?!???!?
PUNY OPPOSITE MAN!!! OPPOSITE MAN LOOK AND TALK LIKE RED CAPE MAN HULK BUT ALWAYS TALK IN OPPOSITES!!! THIS CONFUSE HULK!!! HULK NEVER UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYS!!! HULK SMASH PUNY OPPOSITE MAAAANNNNN!!!!!
PUNY TURTLE MAN!!! TURTLE MAN IS BIG AND STRONG AND GREEN LIKE HULK, BUT NOT AS BIG AND STRONG AND GREEN AS HULK!!!! TURTLE MAN SAY HE IS AWESOME, BUT HE WRONG!!! HULK IS MOST AWESOME THERE IS!!! HULK SMASH PUNY SHELL!!!! THEN TAKE PRINCESS FROM HIM!!!!!
PUNY OLD MONKEY MAN!!!! OLD MONKEY MAN ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT NEW VIDEO GAMES!!! INCLUDING THE ONES THAT HULK IS IN!!!!! GGGRRRRAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!! HULK RIP OFF MONKEY MAN'S BEEEARRRRDDDDDD!!!!!
PUNY BREATHING MAN!!!!! BREATHING MAN JUST LIKE PUNY DOCTOR DOOM BUT EVEN WORSE BECAUSE OF BREATHING!!!!! HULK CAN'T STAND HIS BREATHING!!!! HULK CRUSH BREATHING MAN TO PIECES!!! THEN TAKE HIS PUNY LASER SWORD!!!! AAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHRAHRAARARAHGHGGGHHH!!!
PUNY DEAD MAN!!!!!! DEAD MAN POSSESS HULK AND MAKE HULK DO THINGS HULK DOESN'T WANT TO DO!!!! AAAAAAAARRRGH!!! HULK KILL DEAD MAN MORE THAN DEAD!!!!!
TALKING MAN!!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK MANY TIMES, BUT ALSO ALWAYS TALKING!!!!!! HULK CAN'T STAND TALKING MAN'S TALKING!!!!! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S HEEEEAAAADDDDDD!!!!!
PUNY CREEPY KIDS!!!!! CREEPY KIDS ALWAYS TALK TOGETHER AND CREEP HULK OUT!!!!! HULK RIP CREEPY KIDS APART ONE BY ONE!!! OR AT THE SAME TIME!!!! RRAAAAAAAOOORRRRRGGGHHH!!!
PUNY MORPH MAN!!!!! THIS MESSAGE FROM INCREDIBLE HULK. "HULK SMASH PUNY MORPH MAN!!!!"
PUNY BALL MAN!!!!! HULK HATE PUNY HOMESTUCK COMIC AND EVERYTHING IN IT!!!! RRAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!
PUNY DOCTOR DOOM!!!!! DOCTOR DOOM IS ENEMY OF ALL HEROES INCLUDING HULK!!!!! DOCTOR DOOM KILL EVERYONE AND TAKE OVER WORLD!!!!! HULK SMASH HIM BUT OTHER HEROES WANT TO HELP HULK TOO!!!!! HULK SMASH DOCTOR DOOM WITH HELP OF OTHER HEROES AND AVENGERS!!!!!
PUNY DOCTOR EGGMAN!!!!! DOCTOR EGGMAN JUST LIKE DOCTOR DOOM AND DOCTOR BANNER. THEY ALL DOCTORS!!! HULK HATE PUNY DOCTORS!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY DOCTORS!!!!! BUT EGGMAN IS WORSE AND HE WANT TO TURN HULK INTO ROBOT. GRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! HULK IS HULK! HULK NOT ROBOT! HULK SMASH PUNY EGGMAN!!!!!!!
PUNY FAT BOY KID!!!!! FAT KID IS NASTY JERK!!!!!! HULK HATE NASTY JERKS!!!!!!! ONE DAY FAT KID PRETEND TO BE EVIL BAD GUY JUST TO MAKE HULK SMASH CITY!!!!!!! GRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HULK HATE NASTY JERKS WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HULK!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY FAT BOY KID!!!!!!!!
PUNY AI WOMAN!!!!! AI WOMAN HAVE CREEPY VOICE AND TRY TO KILL PEOPLE!!!!!! SHE TELL HULK THAT THERE CAKE BUT THERE NO CAKE!!!!! INSTEAD HULK FORCED TO WASTE TIME IN PUNY LABYRINTH WITH AI WOMAN TRYING TO KILL HIM!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY AI WOMAN!!!!! RRRRAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY TALKING TREE!!!!! HULK TOLD TALKING TREE HE DIDN'T WANT TO FIGHT, BUT TALKING TREE ONLY WANTED TO BEAT HULK!!!!! SO HULK SMASH TALKING TREE!!!!!!! GRAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!! BUT NOW TALKING TREE GO TO SPACE. WHEN HULK GO TO SPACE, IT PUNISHMENT AND HE FORCED TO FIGHT ALL THE TIME, BUT TALKING TREE GETS TO HAVE BETTER ADVENTURES IN SPACE!!!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! AND ON TOP OF THAT, TALKING TREE TALK WORSE THAN HULK BUT EVERYONE UNDERSTAND TALKING TREE AND THINK HE SMART! SMARTER THAN HULK! MAKE HULK JEALOUS! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS! HULK SMASH TALKING TREE AGAIN!!!!!
PUNY FINGER MAN!!!!! FINGER MAN TALK ALL THE TIME JUST LIKE TALKING MAN!!!!! DRIVE HULK CRAZY!!!!! HULK CRUSH ALL OF FINGER MAN'S BONES!!!!!!!!!
PUNY HAIR MAN!!!! HAIR MAN ALWAYS TELL HULK HOW HE IS BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN HULK AND HE WILL GET ALL THE LADIES WHEN IT NOT TRUE!!!! HULK RIP OFF HAIR MAN'S HAIR AND THEN HIS HEAD AND SEE WHAT HE THINK THEN!!!!!
PUNY CLOWN MAN!!!!! CLOWN MAN IS EVIL MAN WHO MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE AND KILL THEM BUT HULK CAN'T SMASH HIM, IT BLACK CAPE MAN'S JOB!!!! NOT BEING ABLE TO SMASH CLOWN MAN MAKES HULK ANGRY!!!!! HULK TRY TO SMASH ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!
PUNY OTHER CLOWN MAN!!!!! CLOWN MAN IS EVIL AND TRY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!! NOTHING LEFT FOR HULK TO SMASH!!!!!! HULK MUST SMASH PUNY OTHER CLOWN MAN AND RIP OFF ALL HIS LIIIMMMMBBBSSSS!!!!! GRRRAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY LITTLE MAGIC EATING GIRL!!!!! LITTLE MAGIC GIRL STEAL ALL OF HULK'S FOOD AND THEN SWEAR AT HULK WHEN HE ASK FOR IT BACK!!!!! HULK TRY TO SMASH EATING GIRL BUT SHE HEALS JUST LIKE TALKING MAN AND LITTLE MAN!!!!! NOT BEING ABLE TO KILL MAGIC EATING GIRL MAKE HULK ANGRY!!!!! HULK KEEP SMASHING PUNY LITTLE GIRL!!!!! RRAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY BALD MAN!!!!!! BALD MAN KNOWS HOW TO DEFEAT RED CAPE MAN, WHICH MEANS HE KNOW HOW TO BEAT HULK!!!!! HULK MUST BE UNBEATABLE!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY BALD MAN!!!!! RAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY CAT MAN!!!!! CAT MAN IS PURPLE AND SKINNY BUT THINKS HE IS AS STRONG AS HULK!!!!!! AND SMARTER TOO!!!!! NOT TRUE!!!!! HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS, NOT PURPLE SKINNY CAT MAN!!!!!! NOT COUNT THAT HE SMART! RAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY GOLD MAN!!!!! GOLD MAN SMART AND FAMOUS AND EVERYONE LOVE HIM!!!!!!! NOT LIKE HULK WHO EVERYONE CALL STUPID AND HATE HIM AND THINK HE MONSTER!!!!!!!! GOLD MAN WANT TO BLOW UP NEW YORK TO SAVE WORLD!!!!!!!! HULK LIVE IN NEW YORK!!!!!!!!! HULK'S FRIENDS LIVE IN NEW YORK!!!!!!!! GRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!! HULK SAVE CITY!!!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY GOLD MAN!!!!!!!!
PUNY RAINBOW PONY GIRL!!!!!! HULK HATE BRONIES BECAUSE THEY MAKE PONY VERSION OF HULK AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT LOOK PUNY AND WEAK!!!!!! THEN RAINBOW PONY GIRL GO UP TO HULK AND TELL HIM HOW SHE IS TWENTY PERCENT COOLER THAN HULK!!!!! PUNY PONIES MAKE HULK ANGRY!!!!!! HULK SMASH RAINBOW PONY GIRL AND ALL PONIES IN PONYVILLE!!!!!! RRRROOOOOAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!
PUNY YELLOW RING MAN!!!!!!! YELLOW RING MAN TRY TO TAKE OVER GALAXY AND BRING ORDER!!!!!!! MEANING HULK CAN'T SMASH ANYMORE!!!!!!! STOPPING YELLOW RING MAN IS GREEN RING MAN'S JOB BUT HULK NOT CARE!!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY YELLOW RING MAN ANYWAY!!!!!!! GRRRRAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
PUNY COOKING MAN!!!!!!!! COOKING MAN TALK NONSENSE!!!!!!! WORSE THAN TALKING MAN OR TALKING TREE OR OPPOSITE MAN!!!!!!!! COOKING MAN WANT TO COOK HULK!!!!!!! THINK HULK NICE AND MEATY!!!!!!! HULK IS BIG STRONG SMASHING MAN, NOT MEAL!!!!!!! HULK SMASH PUNY COOKING MAN!!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
PUNY GIRL MAN!!!!!!! GIRL MAN THINK HE IS AS STRONG AS HULK TOO BUT HE IS A GIRLY MAN!!!!!! NOT A BIG MANLY MAN LIKE HULK!!!!!!! HULK RIP OUT ALL OF HIS HAIR AND THEN SMASH ALL HIS BONES!!!!!!! RRRAAAARRRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
LITTLE MAN!!!!! HULK FIGHT LITTLE MAN MANY TIMES!!!!! LITTLE MAN NEVER DIE!!!!!! SOMETIMES HE HELP HULK BUT LITTLE MAN THINKS HE THE BEST AT WHAT HE DOES!!!!!! NO! HULK IS BEST AT WHAT HE DOES!!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!
HULK SMASH PUNY TROPES!!!
Anti-Hero: HULK SMASH SO MANY THINGS THAT IT NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING!!!!!
Badass: HULK STRONGEST THERE IS! HULK IS BEST SMASHER IN PUNY MARVEL UNIVERSE!!! STRONGER THAN OTHER PUNY HEROES AND VILLAINS!!!!! GRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Catch Phrase: HULK SAY "HULK SMASH" AND "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS" A LOT!!!!! HULK ENJOY SMASHING AND BEING BIG AND STRONG!!!!
Dumb Muscle: HULK HATE THINKING!!!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!! PUNY HUMANS SAY THAT HULK HAS MIND LIKE LITTLE KID OR ANIMAL BUT THAT NOT TRUE, HULK IS BIG STRONG MAN!!!! PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK TROPE PICTURE TOO! CALL HULK DUMB!!! HULK SMASH PUNY TROPERS!!! GRAAAAARGGHHHHHHH!!!!!
Genius Bruiser: [The Professor: Compared to the raging brute I'm most well-known for being, I am this occasionally in the comics (under my Merged Hulk persona) and in The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. While not as smart as Banner, my greater intelligence helps me in combat, and I can determine at a glance if certain radiation is cosmic in nature. When I become the Green Scar, I become much more intelligent and much stronger, but am still perpetually angry.]
Gentle Giant: HULK NOT SMASH YOU IF YOU LEAVE HULK ALONE. HULK JUST WANT PEACE.
Lightning Bruiser: HULK NOT ONLY STRONG, HULK FAST TOO!!! YOU NOT CATCH UP TO HULK!!! BUT NOT FASTEST ONE THERE IS!!! NOT AS FAST AS PEOPLE LIKE LIGHTNING BOLT MAN!!!! MAKE HULK ANGRY!!! HULK WANT TO BE FASTEST THERE IS TOO!!!! AAAAARRRRRGHHGHGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
SAME PUNY STUPID EXECUTIVE HUMANS MAKE PUNY CD WITH BABY SONGS ABOUT HULK!!!!!! HULK WANT FRIENDS BUT HULK NOT ABOUT PLAYING GAMES AND DANCING AND ROLLERBLADING WITH LITTLE KIDS!!!!! HULK ABOUT BEING ANGRY AND SMASHING AND BEING STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!!!!! GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!! AT LEAST REVIEW FUNNY AGAIN, MAKE HULK LAUGH.