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* BattleRapping: Bruce Banner: Apparently [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory two guys]] decided to pit me against [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Caitlyn Jenner]], another "Bruce" with a transformation that is meant to be permanent. From what I heard, she proceeded to drone on and on [[IResembleThatRemark after the Hulk pointed out that she liked to hog the spotlight]].

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Bruce Banner: Apparently [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory two guys]] decided to pit me against [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Caitlyn Jenner]], another "Bruce" with a transformation that is meant to be permanent. From what I heard, she proceeded to drone on and on [[IResembleThatRemark after the Hulk pointed out that she liked to hog the spotlight]].spotlight]].
** Bruce Banner: Later still, [[WebVideo/FreshyKanal a different gentleman]] set me up in a verbal bout against the one and only [[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} Victor Frankenstein]]. He tried to cheat by having [[FrankensteinsMonster his creation]] fill in for him, but lucky for me the Other Guy came in to even the odds just in time.
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** Bruce Banner: A major part of the reason for my.... issues is that I have a complicated relationship with my father. [[AbusiveParents I'd rather not discuss it all right here,]] but suffice to say all of my personas, myself included, are triggered by child abuse. Doing whatever we can to intervene is one of the few things we can all agree on.
** Devil Hulk: Bruce, the Big Guy, and even Joe have been through enough in this life; they don't need more people trying to hurt them. When someone ''does'' hurt them... Well.... I take it personal.
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*** Oh yeah, and ''don't cost me my money, either!'' I got a nice block of cash from A.I.M. and HYDRA for kidnapping the Maggia's boss Madame Masque. The Dreadnoughts the Maggia sent to save her burned up my money. I blew my stack...and then I blew the Dreadnoughts to pieces.


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* OnlyInItForTheMoney: Joe Fixit: This was one of the reasons I took the "Mr. Fixit" gig with casino mogul Michael Berengetti in Las Vegas. I got to live in luxury and earn a big paycheck all for beating up anyone who threatened Berengetti or his business. When Berengetti fired me, I started taking mercenary jobs. A.I.M. and HYDRA hired me to kidnap the Maggia's leader Madame Masque and gave me a nice brick of cash when I delivered the goods. The Maggia sent their Dreadnought robots to save her, and burned up my money. I [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown took out my frustrations on them]], but I still needed a payoff. When ComicBook/IronMan offered me a million dollars he stole from the Maggia to help take them out, he didn't need to ask twice. Not that I really cared about any of this, I just wanted to be able to live the kind of life I deserved.
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->''"[[CatchPhrase HULK]]'' '''''[[HulkingOut SMASH!]]'''''''"''

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* CatchPhrase: '''HULK SAY "HULK SMASH" AND "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS" A LOT!!!!! HULK ENJOY SMASHING AND BEING BIG AND STRONG!!!!'''

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* CatchPhrase: CharacterCatchphrase: '''HULK SAY "HULK SMASH" AND "HULK STRONGEST THERE IS" A LOT!!!!! HULK ENJOY SMASHING AND BEING BIG AND STRONG!!!!'''
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* ImprobablyWeaponUser: '''HULK STRONG ENOUGH TO USE WEAPONS THAT HUMANS TOO PUNY TO USE! HULK USE BIG TREES AND GIRDERS LIKE CLUB OR BAT, AND SOMETIMES HULK ALSO THROW REALLY BIG ROCKS!''' (Joe Fixit: And then there was the time I threw a couple of grand pianos at some of the Maggia's "Dreadnought" robots when I guest-starred in Iron Man's comic. Good times...)

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* ImprobablyWeaponUser: ImprobableWeaponUser: '''HULK STRONG ENOUGH TO USE WEAPONS THAT HUMANS TOO PUNY TO USE! HULK USE BIG TREES AND GIRDERS LIKE CLUB OR BAT, AND SOMETIMES HULK ALSO THROW REALLY BIG ROCKS!''' (Joe Fixit: And then there was the time I threw a couple of grand pianos at some of the Maggia's "Dreadnought" robots when I guest-starred in Iron Man's comic. Good times...)
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* ImprobablyWeaponUser: '''HULK STRONG ENOUGH TO USE WEAPONS THAT HUMANS TOO PUNY TO USE! HULK USE BIG TREES AND GIRDERS LIKE CLUB OR BAT, AND SOMETIMES HULK ALSO THROW REALLY BIG ROCKS!''' (Joe Fixit: And then there was the time I threw a couple of grand pianos at some of the Maggia's "Dreadnought" robots when I guest-starred in Iron Man's comic. Good times...)
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[[caption-width-right:349:'''PUNY BANNER ANGRY!!!! TURN INTO HULK!!! [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NO LIKE]]!!!!''']]

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[[caption-width-right:349:'''PUNY PROBLEMS MAKE LIL BANNER ANGRY!!!! TURN INTO HULK!!! [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NO LIKE]]!!!!''']]



'''[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] [[UnstoppableRage ANGRIER HULK GET]], [[SuperStrength STRONGER HULK GET!]] HULK WAS PUNY BRUCE BANNER, BUT BANNER GET HIT BY [[RadiationInducedSuperpowers GAMMA RAYS]] AND TURN INTO HULK WHEN PUNY BANNER GET MAD!'''

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'''[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] [[UnstoppableRage ANGRIER HULK GET]], [[SuperStrength STRONGER HULK GET!]] HULK WAS PUNY BRUCE BANNER, BUT BANNER GET HIT BY [[RadiationInducedSuperpowers GAMMA RAYS]] AND TURN INTO HULK WHEN PUNY BANNER GET MAD!'''



'''HULK GET IN MANY FIGHTS AND [[HeroInsurance SMASH LOTS OF THINGS]]! BUT MOST PEOPLE HULK BEATS UP [[AssholeVictim DESERVE BEAT UP]] OR ANNOY HULK! HULK NOT WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE, BUT [[CrapsackWorld WORLD CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE FOR HULK!]] ''MAKE HULK ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''''

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'''HULK GET IN MANY FIGHTS AND [[HeroInsurance SMASH LOTS OF THINGS]]! BUT MOST PEOPLE HULK BEATS UP [[AssholeVictim DESERVE BEAT UP]] OR ANNOY HULK! AND HULK USE 'PUNY' AS WORD TO DESCRIBE TRIFLING THINGS THAT ANNOY HULK! LIKE HOW BANNER TRY LIMIT HULK FROM VENT FURY! HULK NOT WANT TO MAKE TROUBLE, BUT [[CrapsackWorld WORLD CAUSE LOTS OF TROUBLE FOR HULK!]] ''MAKE HULK ANGRY! GRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!'''''



'''HULK NOT USUALLY HELP PEOPLE, BUT HULK LIKE TO HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!'''

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'''HULK NOT USUALLY HELP PEOPLE, PEOPLE AT LEAST WHEN PEOPLE REJECT HULK, BUT HULK LIKE TO HELP HULK'S FRIENDS! HULK HELP THEM DO GOOD BECAUSE HULK IS STRONGEST!'''



'''IN MARVEL UNIVERSE, ''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!'', EVEN STRONGER THAN [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor PUNY GOD WITH HAMMER!]] HULK STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IN PUNY DC UNIVERSE TOO!!!! ONLY ONE WHO COME CLOSE IS PUNY [[{{Franchise/Superman}} RED CAPE MAN]] IN [[{{Crossover}} CROSSOVER]] STORIES. RED CAPE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY! ''HULK RIP OFF RED CAPE MAN'S HEAD!!!!!!'''''

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'''IN MARVEL UNIVERSE, ''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IS!'', EVEN STRONGER THAN [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor PUNY GOD WITH HAMMER!]] HULK STRONGER THAN EVERYONE IN PUNY DC UNIVERSE TOO!!!! ONLY ONE WHO COME CLOSE IS PUNY ANNOYING [[{{Franchise/Superman}} RED CAPE MAN]] IN [[{{Crossover}} CROSSOVER]] STORIES. RED CAPE MAN MAKE HULK ANGRY! ''HULK RIP OFF RED CAPE MAN'S HEAD!!!!!!'''''



* '''PUNY BANNER KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GAMMA RADIATION! EVEN MORE THAN [[ComicBook/FantasticFour PUNY STRETCHY MAN]] AND [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom PUNY STUPID DOCTOR DOOM]]!!! IN [[ComicBook/MarvelAdventures GOOD COMIC FOR KIDS]] PUNY BANNER AND [[ComicBook/IronMan METAL MAN]] ARE SMARTEST ONES. ''BUT NOT AS GOOD AS HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''

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* '''PUNY '''NERDY BANNER KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT GAMMA RADIATION! EVEN MORE THAN [[ComicBook/FantasticFour PUNY PEEWEE STRETCHY MAN]] AND [[ComicBook/DoctorDoom PUNY STUPID DOCTOR DOOM]]!!! IN [[ComicBook/MarvelAdventures GOOD COMIC FOR KIDS]] PUNY LITTLE BANNER AND [[ComicBook/IronMan METAL MAN]] ARE SMARTEST ONES. ''BUT NOT AS GOOD AS HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''''



* Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and I'm in control of this body most of the time. While I happen to be a highly successful scientist, I have no superpowers in my default state. However, I'm also emotionally repressed, and the big guy likes to come out at moments like... uh oh... '''PUNY BANNER IS SMART BUT NOT STRONG LIKE HULK! ''GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''

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* Bruce Banner: Hi, I'm Dr. Bruce Banner, and I'm in control of this body most of the time. While I happen to be a highly successful scientist, I have no superpowers in my default state. However, I'm also emotionally repressed, and the big guy likes to come out at moments like... uh oh... '''PUNY aAArghh -'''AAH OKAY BANNER IS SMART BUT NOT STRONG LIKE HULK! ''GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''



* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a., the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit. Currently I'm "sharin'” Banner's pencil-necked geek form under [[ComicBook/ImmortalHulk Al's take on Big Green]]. Doesn't make me any less dangerous [[spoiler: as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.]][[spoiler: Now I'm back in full form and then some thanks to [[NiceJobFixingItVillain X-Ray of the U-Foes bombarding me with Cosmic Rays]] which I absorbed and [[HulkingOut Hulked Out]].]]
* The Merged Hulk: Also known as "The Professor", I am yet another one of the many forms the Hulk can transform into. Bruce Banner wanted me to be the most idealistic Hulk there could be, but alas, it was not to be. I was actually created by Doc Samson in an attempt to cure me of my Multiple Personality Disorder. When I get angrier, I get weaker. If I grow too angry, I become the screaming behemoth who's been breaking your ear drums every time he speaks. It's quite a good thing that Bruce Banner was able to install this failsafe in this personality, even if it is my physically weakest one.
* The Green Scar: The word "strong" doesn't even begin to describe how powerful I am. [[ComicBook/PlanetHulk I wound up enslaved as a gladiator on the planet Sakaar when a few puny humans decided I was too dangerous to stay on earth,]] and I became the greatest fighter their arena ever had. The people on Sakaar started thinking of me as their Messiah, the "Sakaarson" when I freed myself and fought against their insane king. But that's just a fairy tale. The ones that call me the Worldbreaker are the ones who are right. Don't let my apparent calm fool you. I am the ''[[TranquilFury angriest]]'' Hulk. IAmAMonster. And despite what the others might say, '''I''' am the strongest there is.

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* Joe Fixit: 'Bout time we got done with the shouting. Call me Joe Fixit, a.k.a., the Gray Hulk. I was the first Hulk ya ever saw (something about color and personality problems in the early comics), but don't mix me up with the 'jolly' green giant over there. Normally, I only come out at night or when Bruce decides to "let me out". I'm no egghead like Banner, but at least I can think (and talk) like a normal person. I also enjoy the finer things in life. [[TheHedonist Good food, expensive clothes, ladies]], and the [[DeadpanSnarker occasional sarcastic quip]]. I might lack the full, raw strength of the green guy and have a rather flimsy grasp on all that sciencey geek stuff Banner does, but, let's be honest; compared to my craftiness and natural knack for manipulation, those things have always seemed rather overrated to me. [[TheUnfettered I'm also not afraid of getting my hands dirty to get what I want]], so you'd better not get in my way. Some head shrink thinks I'm supposed to be the teen Banner never let himself be as a kid. [[BoisterousBruiser I enjoy a good scrap now and then]], but don't mix me up with that MrFixit. Currently I'm "sharin'” Banner's pencil-necked geek form under [[ComicBook/ImmortalHulk Al's take on Big Green]]. Doesn't make me any less dangerous [[spoiler: as Bushwhacker and Fortean learned the hard way.]][[spoiler: Now I'm back in full form and then some thanks to [[NiceJobFixingItVillain X-Ray of the U-Foes bombarding me with Cosmic Rays]] which I absorbed and [[HulkingOut Hulked Out]].]]
* The Merged Hulk: Also known as "The Professor", I am yet another one of the many forms the Hulk can transform into. Bruce Banner wanted me to be the most idealistic Hulk there could be, but alas, it was not to be. I was actually created by Doc Samson in an attempt to cure me of my Multiple Personality Disorder. When I get angrier, I get weaker. If I grow too angry, I become the screaming behemoth who's been breaking your ear drums every time he speaks. It's quite a good thing that Bruce Banner was able to install this failsafe in this personality, even if it is my physically weakest least powerful one.
* The Green Scar: The word "strong" doesn't even begin to describe how powerful I am. [[ComicBook/PlanetHulk I wound up enslaved as a gladiator on the planet Sakaar when a few puny trifling humans decided I was too dangerous to stay on earth,]] and I became the greatest fighter their arena ever had. The people on Sakaar started thinking of me as their Messiah, the "Sakaarson" when I freed myself and fought against their insane king. But that's just a fairy tale. The ones that call me the Worldbreaker are the ones who are right. Don't let my apparent calm fool you. I am the ''[[TranquilFury angriest]]'' Hulk. IAmAMonster. And despite what the others might say, '''I''' am the strongest there is.



'''WHEN HULK MAD, ONLY FEW CAN STOP HULK SMASHING EVERYTHING! PRETTY LADY, LITTLE GUY WHO KNOWS WHO HULK IS AND [[ComicBook/SheHulk GREEN GIRLY HULK]] CAN [[CooldownHug HUG HULK TO STOP HIM SMASHING]]! ONLY ONES THAT CAN! BUT STUPID SOLDIER MAN KEEPS ATTACKING HULK WHILE STILL HULK! GIVE HULK PAIN! SO MUCH PAIN!! THIS MAKES HULK MAD AGAIN! RRAAAGH! [[InterruptedCooldownHug THIS WAS NAMED AFTER HULK]] ONE TIME BEFORE BUT NOW NOT! STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE CHANGE NAME! RAAAAGH! THIS MAKES HULK MAD! HULK NOT LIKE STUPID COMPUTER PEOPLE WITH BIG FANCY WORD AND STUPID CHANGE NAME!!!!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!! HULK SMASH!'''

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'''WHEN HULK MAD, ONLY FEW CAN STOP HULK SMASHING EVERYTHING! PRETTY LADY, LITTLE GUY WHO KNOWS WHO HULK IS AND [[ComicBook/SheHulk GREEN GIRLY HULK]] CAN [[CooldownHug HUG HULK TO STOP HIM SMASHING]]! ONLY ONES THAT CAN! BUT STUPID SOLDIER MAN KEEPS ATTACKING HULK WHILE STILL HULK! GIVE HULK PAIN! SO MUCH PAIN!! THIS MAKES HULK MAD AGAIN! RRAAAGH! [[InterruptedCooldownHug THIS WAS NAMED AFTER HULK]] ONE TIME BEFORE BUT NOW NOT! STUPID ANNOYING COMPUTER PEOPLE CHANGE NAME! RAAAAGH! THIS MAKES HULK MAD! HULK NOT LIKE STUPID ANNOYING COMPUTER PEOPLE WITH BIG FANCY WORD AND STUPID CHANGE NAME!!!!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!! HULK SMASH!'''



'''PUNY [[Creator/PeterDavid PETER DAVID]] MADE MORE HULKS FOR BRUCE BANNER! DADDY DAVID MADE FIXIT, PROFESSOR, AND WORLDBREAKER FOR HULK TO SMASH WITH! BUT HULK DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''

'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV PEOPLE [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] [[Creator/BillBixby PUNY BIXBY]] PLAYED PUNY BANNER! Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''

'''IN [[TheEighties EIGHTIES]] AND [[TheNineties NINETIES]] PUNY TV PEOPLE MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK! [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1982 FIRST]] WAS TOLD BY [[Creator/StanLee SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN]] AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 SECOND]] WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/The2000s NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 TRY]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM! BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND [[ComicBook/ValkyrieMarvelComics ANGRY GIRL]], AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Thanos}} BIG PURPLE MAN]] AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler:[[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [Bruce Banner: So yeah. I basically warned Tony, Strange and Wong that Thanos was coming to gather the rest of the stones, and had to hide since he refused to come out. I had to seek out Steve and the Vision, alongside Romanoff, Rhodes, and Maximoff. We all agreed to head to Wakanda to allow Shuri to destroy the Mind Stone without killing Vision but then he came. Even now he refused to come out so I used one of Tony's hulkbuster armors to engage with Thanos (even killing Obsidian by sacrificing one of the arms) but then he trapped me in some rocks and killed half the universe before escaping. I was mortified that I also couldn't do anything to Thanos either. [[spoiler: Even after going after Thanos on his retirement planet to undo the damage only to see he made it irreversible caused me to realize that if neither he nor I could take on Thanos separately, then maybe we should [[SplitPersonailityMerge merge]] so that it would be a lot easier to deal with such a case]]. [softreturn]

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'''PUNY '''MICKEY MOUSE [[Creator/PeterDavid PETER DAVID]] MADE MORE HULKS FOR BRUCE BANNER! DADDY DAVID MADE FIXIT, PROFESSOR, AND WORLDBREAKER FOR HULK TO SMASH WITH! BUT HULK DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!! GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''

'''IN [[TheSeventies SEVENTIES]], PUNY TV EXECUTIVE PEOPLE ALLOWED OTHERS [[Series/TheIncredibleHulk1977 MAKE TV SHOW ABOUT HULK!]] [[Creator/BillBixby PUNY PEEWEE BIXBY]] PLAYED PUNY BANNER! Creator/{{LOU FERRIGNO}} HAD AWESOME MULLET AS HULK! BUT THEY MAKE HULK WEAK! A LOT LESS STRONG! AND NOT LET HIM TALK! PLUS, PUNY BANNER WAS CALLED "DAVID" AND INSTEAD OF ARMY, HULK WAS CHASED BY [[IntrepidReporter PUNY REPORTER]] [[InspectorJavert CALLED "MCGEE!"]] BUT PUNY AUDIENCE HUMANS LIKED SHOW ANYWAY AND IS CONSIDERED ONE OF BEST SUPERHEROES SHOWS EVER!!!'''

'''IN [[TheEighties EIGHTIES]] AND [[TheNineties NINETIES]] PUNY TV PEOPLE ALSO ALLOW MAKE CARTOON TV SHOWS ABOUT HULK! [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1982 FIRST]] WAS TOLD BY [[Creator/StanLee SUNGLASSES COMIC MAN]] AND PUNY BANNER SOMEHOW GETS ALL CLOTHES BACK WHEN HE COMES BACK! [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibleHulk1996 SECOND]] WAS BETTER WITH FERRIGNO AS HULK'S VOICE!'''

'''IN [[UsefulNotes/The2000s NEXT DECADE]], PUNY HOLLYWOOD HUMANS MAKE [[Film/{{Hulk}} MOVIE OF HULK]] BY [[Creator/AngLee CROUCHING TIGER MAN]] WITH PUNY [[Creator/EricBana BANA]] AS HULK BUT HUMANS DID NOT LIKE. HURT HULK VERY MUCH!! HULK BEST ONE THERE IS!!!!! HOWEVER, HULK WAS ADAPTED INTO [[VideoGame/{{Hulk}} ELECTRONICS]] ALSO FEATURING BANA. HULK NOT BOTHERED AS MUCH. HUMANS [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 TRY]] [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse AGAIN]] LATER WITH PUNY DINKY [[Creator/EdwardNorton NORTON]], BUT HUMANS NOT LIKE MUCH BETTER, DAMNIT! BUT THEN [[Creator/JossWhedon BUFFY MAN]] PUT HULK IN ''Film/{{THE AVENGERS|2012}}'' WITH PUNY MISTER [[Creator/MarkRuffalo RUFFALO]] AND THE HUMANS LIKE! ESPECIALLY WHEN STUPID [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN]] TOLD HULK TO SMASH! OR WHEN HULK SMASH [[ComicBook/{{Loki}} PUNY GOD!!]] WITH HELP OF OTHER AVENGERS HULK SMASH PUNY BOX OFFICE IN 2012, EVEN MORE THAN PUNY NOT-KING SIZED [[Film/TheDarkKnightRises BLACK CAPE MAN]]!!!!! [[spoiler:IN [[Film/IronMan3 METAL MAN MOVIE 3]], PUNY SCRAWNY BANNER APPEAR AFTER CREDITS TO LISTEN TO BORING METAL MAN'S STORIES, WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE HULK NO HAVE TO LISTEN, ONLY PUNY BANNER!!!]] HULK RETURNED IN ''[[Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron AGE OF ULTRON]]''! PUNY BANNER SAW SOME GOOD - [[Comicbook/BlackWidow PRETTY RUSSIAN CHICK]] LIKES HIM! BUT HULK ONLY LIKE BETTY!!! - AND SOME BAD - METAL MAN USED HELP OF PUNY BANNER TO CREATE [[Comicbook/{{Ultron}} EVIL ROBOT FROM TITLE]]! HULK TOO - [[Comicbook/ScarletWitch MAGIC GIRL]] MAKE HULK CRAZY, METAL MAN PUNCHED HULK TO SLEEP! BUT HULK SMASHED AS MUCH OF EVIL ROBOT AS POSSIBLE! [[WillReturnCaption HULK RETURN IN]] [[Film/ThorRagnarok HAMMER MAN 3]], WHERE HULK FIGHTS IN RING LIKE GREEN SCAR, TALKS A LOT, TEAMS UP WITH HAMMER MAN AND [[ComicBook/ValkyrieMarvelComics ANGRY GIRL]], AND THEN SMASHES PUNY BIG WOLF! HULK WAS THEN IN ''[[Film/AvengersInfinityWar INFINITY WAR]]'', WHERE HE FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Thanos}} BIG PURPLE MAN]] AND LOST. HULK REFUSES TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN! [[BlatantLies HULK WOULD CRUSH HIM TOO HARD!]] [[spoiler:[[SincerityMode HULK NOT AFRAID OF THANOS]], [[WordOfGod HULK SICK OF PUNY BANNER ONLY MAKING HULK FIGHT! HULK NOT JUST WANT TO FIGHT, HULK WANT TO BE ALONE!]] SMASH NOT WORK NOW, SO HULK GO AWAY! GOOD LUCK BANNER.]] HULK WAIT UNTIL [[Film/AvengersEndgame NEXT AVENGERS!]]''' [Bruce Banner: So yeah. I basically warned Tony, Strange and Wong that Thanos was coming to gather the rest of the stones, and had to hide since he refused to come out. I had to seek out Steve and the Vision, alongside Romanoff, Rhodes, and Maximoff. We all agreed to head to Wakanda to allow Shuri to destroy the Mind Stone without killing Vision but then he came. Even now he refused to come out so I used one of Tony's hulkbuster armors to engage with Thanos (even killing Obsidian by sacrificing one of the arms) but then he trapped me in some rocks and killed half the universe before escaping. I was mortified that I also couldn't do anything to Thanos either. [[spoiler: Even after going after Thanos on his retirement planet to undo the damage only to see he made it irreversible caused me to realize that if neither he nor I could take on Thanos separately, then maybe we should [[SplitPersonailityMerge merge]] so that it would be a lot easier to deal with such a case]]. [softreturn]



'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen2009 LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!!'''

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'''DECADE ALSO SHOW HULK IN CARTOON STUFF!!! HULK APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/WolverineAndTheXMen2009 LITTLE MAN AND MUTANT SHOW]] AND FIGHT [[ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} LITTLE MAN]]! LITTLE MAN CALLED HULK A BEHIND! HULK NOT A BEHIND!!!!!! [[ComicBook/NickFury STUPID MAN FURY]] ALSO SABOTAGE PUNY BANNER AND HULK! HULK SMASH STUPID MAN'S HEAD!!! HULK [[WesternAnimation/HulkVs LATER ON]] SMASH LITTLE MAN AGAIN AND HIS [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} STUPID TRY BE FUNNY TALKING MAN]]!!! TALKING MAN HURT HULK! HULK RIP OFF TALKING MAN'S ''HEAAAAADDDDDD''!!! REINDEER MAN LATER ON MAKE HULK SMASH PUNY ASGARD AND PUNY SOMETIMES ANNOYING HAMMER MAN BY SEPARATING HULK FROM PUNY ANNOYING BANNER! HULK LATER APPEAR IN [[WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes AVENGERS CARTOON]] ON MOUSE CHANNEL! PUNY BANNER MAKE DEAL WITH HULK WHERE HULK ALMOST ALWAYS BECOME HULK AND BANNER HARDLY SHOW UP! HULK MAKE FRIENDS WITH [[ComicBook/TheWasp FLYING GIRL]] AND [[Comicbook/{{Hawkeye}} ARROW MAN]]! HULK ALSO STAR IN [[WesternAnimation/HulkAndTheAgentsOfSmash OWN CARTOON WITH OTHER HULKS!]] CARTOON HULK ALL PLAYED BY NOT-SO-PUNY NOT-REALLY-PUNY [[Creator/FredTatasciore TATASCIORE]]! HULK CHANGE MIND ABOUT BEST FRIEND RUFFALO! RUFFALO NOW SECOND BEST FRIEND, TATASCIORE NEW NUMBER ONE BEST FRIEND OF HULK!!!'''



'''HULK HAVE OWN VIDEO GAMES, BUT BEST OWN GAME [[VideoGame/TheIncredibleHulkUltimateDestruction ONE WHERE ONLY USE HULK AND SMASH THINGS]]. PEOPLE LIKE GAME, BREAK [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames RULE ABOUT LICENSED GAME BEING BAD]]. ALSO FIRST TIME TATASCIORE VOICE HULK.'''

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'''HULK HAVE OWN VIDEO GAMES, BUT BEST OWN GAME [[VideoGame/TheIncredibleHulkUltimateDestruction ONE WHERE ONLY USE HULK AND SMASH THINGS]].MANY THINGS]] [[WideOpenSandbox WITH BIG PLACES AS SANDBOX]]. PEOPLE LIKE GAME, BREAK [[TheProblemWithLicensedGames RULE ABOUT LICENSED GAME BEING BAD]]. ALSO FIRST TIME TATASCIORE VOICE HULK.'''



* AwesomenessByAnalysis: '''HULK SMASH A LOT BUT NEVER HURT INNOCENT!''' [Bruce Banner: Because even in my extreme rage, I'm subconsciously finding ways to minimize casualities.]

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* AwesomenessByAnalysis: '''HULK SMASH A LOT BUT NEVER HURT INNOCENT!''' [Bruce Banner: Because even in my extreme rage, I'm subconsciously finding ways to minimize casualities.causalities.]



* BeingGoodSucks: '''IT NOT MATTER WHAT HULK DO, PUNY HUMANS ALWAYS TURN ON HULK! [[JerkassGods ZEUS]] EVEN STATE JUST BEING HULK IS WORSE THAN ANY PUNISHMENT HE CAN DO!'''

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* BeingGoodSucks: '''IT NOT MATTER WHAT HULK DO, SOMETIMES, MEAN AND PUNY HUMANS ALWAYS TURN ON HULK! [[JerkassGods ZEUS]] EVEN STATE JUST BEING HULK IS WORSE THAN ANY PUNISHMENT HE CAN DO!'''



** '''HULK JUST AS MUCH TROPER AS PUNY REST OF YOU AND TAKE OFFENSE WHEN PUNY TROPERS PUT QUERY THAT BELONG IN {{TROPE FINDER}} ON [[JustForFun/AskTheTropers ASK THE TROPERS]]!!!'''

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** '''HULK JUST AS MUCH TROPER AS PUNY REST OF YOU AND TAKE OFFENSE WHEN PUNY TROPERS PUT QUERY THAT BELONG IN {{TROPE FINDER}} ON [[JustForFun/AskTheTropers ASK THE TROPERS]]!!!'''



** '''YOU NO CALL HULK HUMAN! HUMANS ARE PUNY WEAKLINGS! HULK IS STRONG, STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!'''
** Joe Fixit: I'm only gonna say this once, ''don't compare me to the Savage Hulk!'' I '''hate''' being compared to that big green idiot! I made sure the Blob learned that lesson the hard way when he fought me as part of Freedom Force...
* BloodKnight: Joe Fixit: If there's one thing all us Hulks have in common, it's that we ''love'' to fight and break things. After one team up with Comicbook/TheIncredibleHercules in Olympus, Herc said there were two paths we could take to get back to Earth. One path was short and safe, while the other was long and filled with murderous giants. You don't need Banner's smarts to guess which one we chose.

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** '''YOU NO CALL HULK HUMAN! HUMANS ARE PUNY WEAKLINGS! TALK MUCH AND HARASS HULK LIKE ANNOYING MOSQUITOES! HULK GETS TO THE POINT AND HULK IS STRONG, STRONGEST OF THEM ALL!'''
** Joe Fixit: I'm only gonna say this once, ''don't compare me to the Savage Hulk!'' I '''hate''' being compared to that big green idiot! insane meathead! I made sure the Blob learned that lesson the hard way when he fought me as part of Freedom Force...
* BloodKnight: Joe Fixit: If there's one thing all us Hulks have in common, it's that we ''love'' to fight and break things. things! After one team up with Comicbook/TheIncredibleHercules in Olympus, Herc said there were two paths we could take to get back to Earth. One path was short and safe, while the other was long and filled with murderous giants. You don't need Banner's smarts to guess which one we chose.



* TheBrute / TheBigGuy: '''WHEN HULK IS FORCED TO JOIN PUNY HEROES, LITTLE MEN THINK AND ''HULK SMASH!'' '''

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* TheBrute / TheBigGuy: '''WHEN HULK IS FORCED TO JOIN PUNY SMALLER HEROES, LITTLE MEN THINK AND ''HULK SMASH!'' '''



* ChickMagnet: '''HULK SMASH WORLD... AND LADIES! PUNY BANNER HAS BETTY ROSS, BUT HULK HAVE HAREM! ONCE EVEN [[KissingCousins SHE-HULK GO WITH HULK FOR WHILE!]] [[OldShame HULK... WE BOTH IN BAD PLACE AT TIME...]]'''

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* ChickMagnet: '''HULK SMASH WORLD... AND LADIES! PUNY PEANUT BANNER HAS BETTY ROSS, BUT HULK HAVE HAREM! ONCE EVEN [[KissingCousins SHE-HULK GO WITH HULK FOR WHILE!]] [[OldShame HULK... WE BOTH IN BAD PLACE AT TIME...]]'''



* TheDreaded: '''HULK NOT MEAN TO SCARE ANYONE, BUT HULK GET ''MAAADD!'' [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NO LIKE WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] PUNY HUMANS FEAR HULK, BUT HEROES AND FRIENDS TREAT HULK LIKE BAD MAN TOO! THEY KNOW HULK NOT BAD, BUT STILL THEY SEEM SCARED!! EVEN [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} PUNY MADMAN]] AND [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor HAMMER MAN]] SCARED OF HULK!!'''

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* TheDreaded: '''HULK NOT MEAN TO SCARE ANYONE, BUT HULK GET ''MAAADD!'' [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NO LIKE WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] PUNY HUMANS FEAR HULK, BUT HEROES AND FRIENDS TREAT HULK LIKE BAD MAN TOO! THEY KNOW HULK NOT BAD, BUT STILL THEY SEEM SCARED!! EVEN [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} PUNY FUNNY TALKING MADMAN]] AND [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor HAMMER MAN]] SCARED OF HULK!!'''



* HulkingOut: '''HULK [[TropeNamers NAME TROPE]]!!! PUNY BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!'''

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* HulkingOut: '''HULK [[TropeNamers NAME TROPE]]!!! PUNY WEE BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!'''



** '''OTHER PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK BOARD GAMES LIKE [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40524-Operation-Hulk-Edition/dp/B000Y8EHYS HULK OPERATION]] AND [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40523-Dont-Wake-Hulk/dp/B000Y87A7Y HULK "DON'T WAKE DADDY"]]. THEY WORST CHOICES FOR HULK GAME. HULK NOT GET SICK, AND PUNY BANNER HAVE BAD HISTORY WITH [[AbusiveParents "DADDY"]]. HULK SMASH STUPID GAMES AND STUPID HASBRO! ONLY THING DUMB TOYS GET RIGHT IS HULK FRIENDLY TO KIDS AND HULK CAN BE HERO!'''

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** '''OTHER PUNY HUMANS MAKE HULK BOARD GAMES LIKE [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40524-Operation-Hulk-Edition/dp/B000Y8EHYS HULK OPERATION]] AND [[http://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-40523-Dont-Wake-Hulk/dp/B000Y87A7Y HULK "DON'T WAKE DADDY"]]. THEY WORST CHOICES FOR HULK GAME. HULK NOT GET SICK, AND PUNY BANNER HAVE BAD HISTORY WITH [[AbusiveParents "DADDY"]]. HULK SMASH STUPID GAMES AND STUPID HASBRO! ONLY THING DUMB TOYS GET RIGHT IS HULK FRIENDLY TO KIDS AND HULK CAN BE HERO!'''



* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]] THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST [[Characters/DragonBallBroly SPIKY HAIR MAN]]! [[spoiler:HULK LOST AGAIN! [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Boomstick}} PUNY REDNECK]] AND NERD WHO SET UP FIGHTS NEED SMASHING! HULK WANT [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} CAPE MAN]] TO BEAT THIS SPIKY HAIR MAN TOO!]]'''[[note]]'''Superman:''' No. Last I heard you [[MuggingTheMonster triggered him into fighting you by scaring away those deers he was playing with]]. If anything, it was deserved.[[/note]]'''[[spoiler:[[MutualKill EVEN SPIKE MONSTER STILL LOSE TO HIM!]]]]'''
* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[ComicBook/TheThing PUNY ROCK MAN]] NOTHING TO HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS JUST SET UP BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]
* YouWouldntLikeMeWhenIMAngry: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME THIS]] TROPE! PUNY BANNER WARN PEOPLE NOT TO PUSH HIM LEST HULK COME OUT!'''

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* UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny: '''IN THIRD SEASON OF [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle INTERNET FIGHTING SHOW]], HULK GET TO FIGHT GREY SPIKE MONSTER CALLED [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} DOOMSDAY]] AND SEE WHO SMASHES BETTER! [[spoiler:THOUGH HULK BREAK WORLDS, STUPID SPIKE MONSTER WON! HULK SMASH PUNY FIGHTING SHOW HOSTS!]] THANKFULLY, HULK GET SECOND FIGHT AGAINST [[Characters/DragonBallBroly SPIKY HAIR BROCCOLI MAN]]! [[spoiler:HULK LOST AGAIN! [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Boomstick}} PUNY REDNECK]] AND NERD WHO SET UP FIGHTS NEED SMASHING! HULK WANT [[ComicBook/{{Superman}} CAPE MAN]] TO BEAT THIS SPIKY HAIR MAN TOO!]]'''[[note]]'''Superman:''' No. Last I heard you [[MuggingTheMonster triggered him into fighting you by scaring away those deers he was playing with]]. If anything, it was deserved.[[/note]]'''[[spoiler:[[MutualKill EVEN SPIKE MONSTER STILL LOSE TO HIM!]]]]'''
* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[ComicBook/TheThing PUNY ORANGE ROCK MAN]] NOTHING NO THING TO TRULY CHALLENGE HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY JUSTICE HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS JUST SET UP BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]
* YouWouldntLikeMeWhenIMAngry: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME THIS]] TROPE! PUNY DOCTOR BANNER WARN PEOPLE NOT TO PUSH HIM LEST HULK COME OUT!'''
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** [Banner:For a little more context on this, I'd like to remind you that Darwin, the Omega-level mutant who can adapt to any environmental or physical change - no matter the extremism or severity - once happened upon us during a particularly brutal rampage. His method of adapting to our power... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere was to not be there anymore.]]]

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** [Banner:For [Banner: If I could provide a little more context on this, I'd like to remind you that Darwin, the Omega-level mutant who can adapt to any environmental or physical change - no matter the extremism or severity or extreme - once happened upon us during a particularly brutal rampage. His method of adapting to our power...us... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere was to not be there anymore.]]]
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* PersonOfMassDestruction: '''HULK NOT MAN!! HULK IS FORCE OF NATURE! NOTHING STOP HULK WHEN HE ANGRIEST!'''
** [Banner:For a little more context on this, I'd like to remind you that Darwin, the Omega-level mutant who can adapt to any environmental or physical change - no matter the extremism or severity - once happened upon us during a particularly brutal rampage. His method of adapting to our power... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere was to not be there anymore.]]]
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''(This page is best read in the voices of either Creator/LouFerrigno or Creator/FredTatasciore for the Hulk's various incarnations, and either Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EricBana, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/NealMcDonough, Creator/GabrielMann or Creator/TroyBaker for Banner (or Professor Hulk).)''

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''(This page is best read in the voices of either Creator/LouFerrigno or Creator/FredTatasciore for the Hulk's various incarnations, and either Creator/BillBixby, Creator/EricBana, Creator/EdwardNorton, Creator/MarkRuffalo, Creator/NealMcDonough, Creator/GabrielMann or Creator/TroyBaker for Banner (or Professor Hulk).)''
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* HulkingOut: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME TROPE]]!!! PUNY BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!'''
* HulkSpeak: '''HULK [[TropeNamer NAME THIS TROPE TOO]]!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!!''' [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''. Of course as an obligatory joke, I do briefly engage in it. However, one of the few times this isn't good is when [[FutureMeScaresMe Maestro]] averts this. It really brings up the creepyness of him.]

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* HulkingOut: '''HULK [[TropeNamer [[TropeNamers NAME TROPE]]!!! PUNY BANNER TURN INTO HULK WHENEVER HE GET ANGRY!!!'''
* HulkSpeak: '''HULK [[TropeNamer [[TropeNamers NAME THIS TROPE TOO]]!!! HULK HATE GRAMMAR!!! HULK ONLY LIKE SMASHING!!!!!''' [The Professor: Although I avert this occasionally in the comics and in adaptations such as ''WesternAnimation/TheAvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes''. Of course as an obligatory joke, I do briefly engage in it. However, one of the few times this isn't good is when [[FutureMeScaresMe Maestro]] averts this. It really brings up the creepyness of him.]
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* CompleteMonster: '''HULK HATE MAESTRO FOR THIS! [[ComicBook/OldManLogan MAESTRO TORTURE AND WANT TO NUKE EARTH!]] EVEN [[AbusiveParent DADDY IS MONSTER]]! SCARE HULK A LOT!'''

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* CompleteMonster: '''HULK HATE MAESTRO FOR THIS! [[ComicBook/OldManLogan MAESTRO TORTURE AND WANT TO NUKE EARTH!]] EVEN [[AbusiveParent [[AbusiveParents DADDY IS MONSTER]]! SCARE HULK A LOT!'''
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* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[ComicBook/TheThing PUNY ROCK MAN]] NOTHING TO HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS RIG BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]

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* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[ComicBook/TheThing PUNY ROCK MAN]] NOTHING TO HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS RIG JUST SET UP BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]
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* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[SelfDemonstrating/TheThing PUNY ROCK MAN]] NOTHING TO HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS RIG BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]

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* WorldsStrongestMan: '''HULK IS STRONGEST THERE IIIIIISSSSSS! [[SelfDemonstrating/TheThing [[ComicBook/TheThing PUNY ROCK MAN]] NOTHING TO HULK, [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor THUNDER GOD]] GOOD FOR SCRAP, BUT HULK ''STILL SMASH!'' HULK SMASH ARMY, SMASH [[ComicBook/SilverSurfer COSMIC MAN,]] MATCH [[ComicBook/TheAvengers ALL HIS FRIENDS TOGETHER]], CRUSH SPACE ROCK SIZE OF EARTH, RISE UNDER WEIGHT OF BIG STAR, HOLD UP BIG MOUNTAIN TO STOP FRIENDS FROM DYING! PUNY HEROES BREAK BUILDING GOOD, BUT HULK ''BREAK WORLDS!'' NOBODY CAN BEAT HULK IN ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT!'''[[note]]'''Deadpool:''' Then what about [[WebAnimation/DeathBattle those times]] you lost to Doomsday and Broly? '''Hulk: HULK THINKS PUNY HOSTS RIG BATTLES FOR THEM TO WIN!!! LIKE YOU AND [[Franchise/TheMask GREEN HEAD]]!!!''' '''Deadpool:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny ...Ouch, I'm impressed you didn't even have to lift a finger for that.]][[/note]]
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'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC. And no palette swaps don't count. I finally got one in ''Infinite'' but that was a dead game walking.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MorriganAensland GOTH GIRL]], AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT! HULK ALSO APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelsAvengers AVENGERS GAME]], WHERE HULK AND BANNER TEAM UP WITH [[ComicBook/MsMarvel2014 STRETCHY GIRL]] TO HELP REFORM AVENGERS AFTER ACCIDENT!'''

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'''HULK ALSO APPEAR IN MANY VIDEO GAMES INCLUDING [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom THAT ONE WHERE HULK AND OTHER HEROES FIGHT]] [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]] AND HIS FRIENDS''' [Professor: I did most of the smashing in Marvel Super Heroes, Marvel Super Heroes vs Street Fighter, Marvel vs Capcom and Marvel vs Capcom 2, then my Savage self took over in '' 3'' and its update.] [Mr. Fixit: I still feel cheated those geeks at Capcom didn't put me in as DLC. And no palette swaps don't count. I finally got one in ''Infinite'' but that was a dead game walking.] ''' THOUGH HULK UPSET THAT [[Franchise/MegaMan LITTLE ROBOT MAN AND LITTLE ROBOT GIRL]] DID NOT APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 THIRD GAME]] BUT [[VideoGame/MegaManX ROBOT WITH BEAM SWORD]] TAKE THEIR PLACE. HULK FIND IT FUNNY THAT [[Franchise/ResidentEvil SHADES MAN]] THINK HE GOD BECAUSE HE DRANK KNOCKOFF OF [[ComicBook/CaptainAmerica FLAGMAN'S TONIC]].'''[Professor: A fact I find highly amusing. Wesker is just being unoriginal and cutting corners.] '''HULK NOW READY FOR [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcomInfinite NEW GAME]] SO HULK CAN JOIN FLAGMAN, METAL MAN AND [[ComicBook/CarolDanvers SPACE LADY]] TO TAKE ON [[Franchise/StreetFighter KARATE MAN]], [[SelfDemonstrating/MorriganAensland GOTH GIRL]], MAN]] AND [[VideoGame/MegaManX NEW ROBOT MAN]] WHO THEY SAY IS SWORD ROBOT'S PARTNER! ALSO THEY BRING BACK [[VideoGame/MarvelSuperHeroes MAGIC SPACE ROCKS!]]''' [Professor: You mean the Infinity Gems, though for some odd, inane reason they're called Infinity Stones.] '''ALSO THEY MAKE REAL STORY THIS TIME WITH EVIL ROBOT TEAMING UP WITH OTHER EVIL BALD SWORD ROBOT AND USE SPACE ROCKS TO BECOME SUPER EVIL ROBOT! BUT HULK NOT AFRAID! HULK HELP NEW ROBOT MAN SMASH SUPER EVIL ROBOT! HULK ALSO APPEAR IN [[VideoGame/MarvelsAvengers AVENGERS GAME]], WHERE HULK AND BANNER TEAM UP WITH [[ComicBook/MsMarvel2014 STRETCHY GIRL]] TO HELP REFORM AVENGERS AFTER ACCIDENT!'''
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* BatterUp: '''HULK SOMETIMES DO THIS TO SMASH BIG, HEAVY ENEMIES! HULK'S STRENGTH LETS HIM USE REALLY BIG TREES OR CONSTRUCTION GIRDERS AS BAT! AND HULK ALWAYS GETS GRAND SLAM!'''
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** Joe Fixit: I'm only gonna say this once, ''don't compare me to the Savage Hulk!'' I '''hate''' being compared to that big green idiot! I made sure the Blob learned that lesson the hard way when he fought me as part of Freedom Force...
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* InASingleBound: '''HULK NO NEED TO FLY! HULK JUMPS MILES IN SINGLE LEAP! IF ANGRY, HULK CAN EVEN JUMP OUT OF WORLD!

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* InASingleBound: '''HULK NO NEED TO FLY! HULK JUMPS MILES IN SINGLE LEAP! IF ANGRY, HULK CAN EVEN JUMP OUT OF WORLD!WORLD!'''
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'''[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] [[UnstoppableRage ANGRIER HULK GET]], [[SuperStrength STRONGER HULK GET!]] HULK WAS PUNY BRUCE BANNER, BUT BANNER GET HIT BY [[ILoveNuclearPower GAMMA RAYS]] AND TURN INTO HULK WHEN PUNY BANNER GET MAD!'''

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'''[[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry YOU NOT LIKE HULK WHEN HULK ANGRY!]] [[UnstoppableRage ANGRIER HULK GET]], [[SuperStrength STRONGER HULK GET!]] HULK WAS PUNY BRUCE BANNER, BUT BANNER GET HIT BY [[ILoveNuclearPower [[RadiationInducedSuperpowers GAMMA RAYS]] AND TURN INTO HULK WHEN PUNY BANNER GET MAD!'''

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* InASingleBound: '''HULK NO NEED TO FLY! HULK JUMPS MILES IN SINGLE LEAP! IF ANGRY, HULK CAN EVEN JUMP OUT OF WORLD!



* MagicPants: '''HULK IS NEVER NUDE! AND PUNY BANNER [[https://upload.bitfeed.co/5b6967740c5b5-Banner-Purple-Pants LIKES PURPLE PANTS!]]'''

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* MagicPants: '''HULK IS NEVER NUDE! AND PUNY BANNER [[https://upload.bitfeed.co/5b6967740c5b5-Banner-Purple-Pants [[https://static1.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/immortal-hulk-4-1.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&dpr=1.5 LIKES PURPLE PANTS!]]'''


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* ParentalAbandonment: [The Green Scar: Well, I didn't know there was anything left of Sakaar, let alone that there was a son of mine, Skaar, growing up there. He returned to Earth [[AntagonisticOffspring with the sole purpose of killing me]]. But thankfully he changed his mind - and in particular spent some quality time with Bruce to offset his parentless upbringing.]
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[[spoiler:Eventually, during the five year gap, Hulk and I ultimately found a way to become a single being, dubbed "Smart Hulk" by the public. I'm kind of like the Professor in this form, in that I've got the Hulk's brawn and still have my brains. But I don't have all of the Hulk's strength, and that's really an issue when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe. I mean, in honesty, I only chose to do that because the stones had gamma radiation, and I felt like I was made for doing the snap. But my right arm got damaged and I wasn't as much of a help as I would have been during the Battle of Earth. So by the time when I checked on Film/{{Shang Chi|AndTheLegendOfTheTenRings}}'s rings, I had to revert back to human form to heal and ended up with a sling on my arm. But then one day, when I was driving with my cousin [[Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw Jen]], this Sakaaran ship showed up out of nowhere, and we got into a little accident. She got infected with my gamma blood and turned into a Hulk. So I turned back into Smart Hulk, healed my arm thanks to Jen's Hulk blood, and taught her the ways of being a Hulk. But she turned out to be better than me as a Hulk in almost every way, and she ended up heading back to her attorney job. Well, kinda. After she Hulked out on the job, she got fired from her old job, but got hired to help with this superhuman law division. As for me, I got on the Sakaaran ship and headed to outer space. Where I'm going, no one really knows.]]]

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[[spoiler:Eventually, during the five year gap, Hulk and I ultimately found a way to become a single being, dubbed "Smart Hulk" by the public. I'm kind of like the Professor in this form, in that I've got the Hulk's brawn and still have my brains. But I don't have all of the Hulk's strength, and that's really an issue when you're about to use the Infinity Gauntlet to undo Thanos' damage inflicted upon the universe. I mean, in honesty, I only chose to do that because the stones had gamma radiation, and I felt like I was made for doing the snap. But my right arm got damaged and I wasn't as much of a help as I would have been during the Battle of Earth. So by the time when I checked on Film/{{Shang Chi|AndTheLegendOfTheTenRings}}'s rings, I had to revert back to human form to heal and ended up with a sling on my arm. But then one day, when I was driving with my cousin [[Series/SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw Jen]], this Sakaaran ship showed up out of nowhere, and we got into a little accident. She got infected with my gamma blood and turned into a Hulk. So I turned back into Smart Hulk, healed my arm thanks to Jen's Hulk blood, and taught her the ways of being a Hulk. But she turned out to be better than me as a Hulk in almost every way, and she ended up heading back to her attorney job. Well, kinda. After she Hulked out on the job, she got fired from her old job, but got hired to help with this superhuman law division. As for me, I got on the Sakaaran ship and headed off to outer space. Where I'm going, no one really knows.Sakaar. And during that time, I had a son, Skaar. And yes, I showed him to my Earth-family. What comes next, I don't know.]]]

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