During the later UK series, Clive Anderson introduced the players in an amusing way with a Take That twist at the fourth player, who tended to be Ryan. Occasionally he would change it to something meaningless just to confuse Ryan when he'd been ready to get comedically riled up:
Props often led one pair to mimic the other pair's act deliberately, even with completely different props on hand.
Ryan: (looking through tubelike prop as a telescope) "I believe it looks like a German U-Boat..."
Mike: (holding up a huge bent-shape) "No, THIS looks like a German U-Boat!"
Scenes from a Hat suffered a lot from awkward writing at this stage in time, but got quite a bit of mileage from the recurring "a gathering/convention/family reunion of (certain types of people)" suggestion.
Any game of Animals that involved the players acting as primates would eventually lead to the Monkey Morality Pose.
UK season 2 saw Mike McShane getting quite a bit of mileage from the phrase "a love that dare not squeak its name" (coined when he had to do "soap opera" for Film & Theater Styles).
Tony, back in the mid-90s, was a self-proclaimed "media slut." More than once the show would begin after a commercial break with Clive awarding points based off of how many commercials during it starred him. (These jokes have lost their effectiveness over time. Especially in America.) And we can't forget the Party Quirks where Rory impersonated him...
Rory: (as Tony) Well, hello! I'm sorry to gate-crash, but I heard they were filming a television programme here! Yes, where's the camera?
Tony: (realizing the joke) Oh, ha ha. (jokingly, to the camera, while miming holding a cigarette in his hand) Can I just say—I'm not playing anymore.
Clive's lack of a neck and hair were both frequently made fun of by various members of the cast, particularly Greg. Unfortunately for Greg, Clive often got where he was going before he could get the jokes going, though that often make the joke funnier.
Clive would frequently ask the American players if they have (insert mundane item) in America. Greg would often return the favor by mocking England.
A one-shot one in a "Film TV Theater styles" set in Venice - Ryan as the gondolier kept banging into low bridges for the whole duration.
Whenever Greg hosted the "Party Quirks" party, he'd introduce it with the Mad Libs Catchphrase "It's a come-as-(something) party".
Occasionally, he'd use a different kind of themed party:
"It's a one-yard-dash party." [sprints one yard] "I win!"
"It's a slowly-moving-to-your-right party."Clive's reply Kind of like the Labour Party?
Any show that runs long enough is bound to accumulate tons of running gags. Often the result of some unplanned accident, or repeats of some bizarre thing that Colin said like "How does food become poo!?" in song. But most consistent is Ryan's choice in gaudy shoes. And Colin's baldness and Canadian-ness. To a lesser extent, Drew's role in the TV-movie Gepetto would often be referenced.
Jokes about Colin's baldness are so ingrained in the show by this point that Aisha Tyler continued the tradition in the 2013 revival, despite Gary Anthony Williams, Keegan Michael Key and Wayne Brady all being bald. Of course, when called out on this, she justified it by saying the others are by choice.
Sound Effects (Ryan making sounds for Colin) has several, including:
A pigeon harassing Colin's character, who deals with it by breaking its neck or biting its head off Ozzy Osbourne style.
Ryan making the same "squeaky" sound effect when Colin opens a door. And I mean SAYING "Squeaky!".
Scenarios described as "a day in the life of" someone often begin with Colin asleep, then awakened by some random sound made by Ryan to represent an alarm clock. Ring Ring Crunch indeed. Also, before Colin waking up, Ryan would murmur in a way suggesting it's a sex dream (once, when the scene was "Batman Gets A Call", it was about Robin...)
When Ryan makes a particularly unusual noise, Colin mimes grabbing a gun and shooting into the distance to make it stop.
Sound Effects mk II (two audience members make sounds for both Ryan and Colin) often winds up with irrelevant sounds Hand Waved as sick animals or bowel movements, while lack of sounds usually draws an "I left the silencer on" from Colin. One rare case involved mishearing a sound as police sirens, and the game spun out of control.
Several playings of Props, especially those with Brad, reference a character called the Giant. A racket-shaped prop becomes the Giant's bottle opener. A large, stringy prop came from cleaning out the Giant's shower drain. Etc.
Scenes From A Hat has several:
Performers sometimes redo their previous scene if the next suggestion is even slightly relevant to it. This one notably dates back to the first ever Scenes From A Hat attempt, where "people who can't stop moving" was pretty much the same as "a Morris dancers' convention".
The mission is usually for a visiting diplomat or ruler from a fictional "stan" country (Groovesnackerstan, Kastookastan, Groovefunkerstan)
Colin and Ryan have Inspector Gadget-style spy equipment installed inside their bodies - usually their belly buttons, though Ryan's rappelling-rope hair and Colin's fax machine butt have also appeared.
Colin and Ryan come up with bizarre Mr. Bean-type improvised solutions for the simplest of problems.
Hollywood Director has spawned two as well - Colin's tendency to yell 'crap' of course, and Ryan or Wayne being the token Professional Butt-Kisser in the 'cast'.
Newsflash has also spawned two - it begins with a Is This Thing Still On? gag, and there's always a blatant attempt to mess with the 'field reporter' by making him describe what scene he is in, or explain its cause, before dropping the hints. To his credit, Colin would always have a ready answer.
(picks up unknown item) "What's that doing in there?" "I dunno." (discards)
"It's 3am and it's time to SHOP SHOP SHOP!" *thumping table loudly*
Weird Newscasters would sometimes have the lead anchor invoke some sort of Theme Naming for themselves and their "colleagues"; Greg, Brad and Colin in particular are masters of the Punny Name ("Chester Buttocks", "Harry Hindquarters", "Woodrow ButIdon'thaveapaddle"...)
And Wayne, who always gets the sport role and a position on the extreme left (his right) of the stage, would abuse said position by involving Drew and/or the desk in his bit, since he was right next to them.
In one memorable example of the Punny Name running gag, Chip (as an energetic game show host) pre-empts Colin's usual punny intro and uses Colin's real name, which Colin then turns into a pun.
Chip: "INTRODUCING COLIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
Colin: (after a long pause to let the laughter die down) "Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Colin Themarines."
Wayne realized at some point that some of Drew's choices for who accompanied him in Song Styles might actually threaten his marriage. Like this one.
And they continue this with the celebrity guests in the revival. And since many of them are women, there's often an additional quip about their height compared to Ryan's, especially if Living Scenery is part of the show.
You can hear it too?
Referencing Xaviera Hollander is Ryan's standby for any time he's stuck with the letter X and can't come up with a better alternative. Drew has done it as well.
An occasional recurring gag in the U.S. version is Drew doing a Take That on a celebrity and adding after the joke, "Just kidding around if I ever run into you in real life", or alternatively, pretending to be the celebrity in question: "I think I'll cheer myself up by watching some Whose Line... OH NO!"
During hoedowns, Ryan frequently concluded the song with a joke at Drew Carey's expense. If his penultimate line ends in "hairy" or "scary," you can bet on what's about to come up.
In the British version, Greg and Ryan both did this for Clive.
Anytime one of the characters has to play a drill sergeant, we get a Full Metal Jacket parody:
Greg: Only two things come from Texas: Steers, and other steers that like them!
Wayne: Only two things come from Texas: Steers, and... other... forms of livestock!
Ryan: Only two things come from Texas: Steers, and YOU!
Ryan: Only two things come from Idaho: Potatoes, and... more potatoes!
In Backwards Scene, Ryan has more than once thrown off the other player by suddenly laughing and saying "A penguin?!"
Season 2 Episode 33: Just after the rap skit - Pepsi
References to Friends, which sometimes aired opposite of Whose Line.
Drew: Wow, look at all those new viewers out there. Friends must be a rerun!
Drew: A special welcome to you viewers that have realized that Friends is gettin' just a little bit tired.
Usually they took a shot at Friends, but in one instance, Wayne wanted on the show:
Wayne: (after Drew reads Wayne's quirk in "Weird Newscasters") Why I gotta be the Haitian man who's been unfaithful and is now the victim of a voodoo attack?? Drew: I dunno. You're askin' the wrong guy. Wayne: Ross, Chandler, call me.
Sometimes, after Drew reads what quirk a performer has, Ryan and/or Wayne will reply with the equivalent of, "I know, but what do you want me to do in the scene??"
"Song Titles" would always lead to Colin and Ryan using the same few ones: "I Am The Walrus" "I Am Woman", "I'm Henry The Eighth I Am", "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts", "Do You Know The Way to San Jose", "Oh Canada", etc.
The cast like to make fun of each other in general, but Ryan will take every opportunity he can to make fun of Drew. If he's doing a hoedown and one line ends with "Scary", a zinger directed at Drew is usually on its way.
Helping Hands has a bunch of these:
Colin shoving anything and everything in Ryan's mouth, for starters. This one led to a sub-gag whenever Colin gets his hands on drinks, which tend to turn out to be actual liquor due to (presumably) the impracticality of making prop foods every single time.
Also, Colin taking bottles or cans and shaking them up any way he can before cracking 'em open.
Colin blind-juggling things or blindly tossing things in Ryan's mouth. He's uncannily accurate.
Colin dabbing a bit of the drinks behind Ryan's ears like it was cologne.
In the first playing of "African Chant", Drew mentioned, "Uh, Africa is a big country right by Madagascar..." Greg burst out laughing and corrected him: "It's also a big continent if you're a geographer!" An embarrassed Drew was teased about this in other games in the same taping:
In "Scene With an Audience Member", Drew picked a schoolteacher, Margie, from the audience. He assured her: "I know Africa's a continent."
After the game:
Drew: (to Colin) Margie kicked your ass, man! Colin: (defensively) I was acting! Drew: (to Margie) Where do you teach school, here in L.A.? Margie: Orange County. Ryan: That's in Africa. (audience laughs as Drew looks embarrassed again) Drew: Oh man... Greg: Orange County's a biiiig country...
In "Scenes From A Hat", one of the scenes was "The title for Drew Carey's second book". Colin said "The Difference Between Continents and Countries".
In "Hats", Ryan had on thick glasses and said, "Do you know Africa's a continent?"
In "90 Second Alphabet", Ryan said, "Africa was a place I visited many years ago!"
And in a "Greatest Hits" from the same taping, but a different episode, Ryan told the viewers they'd return to the film Out of Africa in a moment. In response, Drew crumpled up his cue card and threw it at Ryan.
"Song Styles"=/="Duets" would often end with Wayne or both singers trying to follow the hot guests off the stage. This is finally lampshaded in the revival series, where Aihsa makes a move to cut him off, but then he pulls a feint...
In one playing of "Sound Effects", Ryan was unable to whistle when he attempted to. After another game, he whistled and Drew told him, "Too late." Towards the end of the episode, "Three-Headed Broadway Star" was played, and the name of the song was "Whistle on Cue". Numerous times in the song, Ryan used his verse to whistle three notes.
The line "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening" was used across three games: First in "Two Line Vocabulary" (one of Ryan's two lines), then at the beginning of "Greatest Hits", and finally in "Foreign Film Dub" as one of the dubbed lines.
After a disastrous playing of "Sound Effects" (with the theme of Batman) where the two audience members made ghost-like "oooooooohh" noises throughout, the cast (and eventually the audience) said "ooooooohh" numerous times in unrelated contexts for the rest of the show.
During the "Scenes From a Hat" suggestion "Little known facts about Drew Carey":
Wayne: When I am with a woman, I go "ooooooohh"...
At the end of "Song Titles", Colin said "Nice Pants." This cracked everyone up, so the cast kept inserting "Nice pants" into the next game, "Scenes From a Hat":
World's worst catchphrases:
Colin: Niyiyiyiyiyice pants!
Bad names for perfume:
Colin: "Nice Pants", the smell of corduroy.
If people broke into song in real life:
Wayne/Chip: Niiiiiice pants, nice pants, look at those nice...
One "Three-Headed Broadway Star" with the song "I Lost My Leg Warmers" had Colin singing the word "YOU!" about ten times.
Perhaps the most infamous example comes from a "Scenes From a Hat" with the suggestion, "Anecdotes dogs would tell if they appeared on talk shows". Colin said "Meow" in response to Ryan's "Jerry, I'm here to tell my husband I'm in love with a cat." In the next game, "Film Dub", Colin again said "Meow". Next was "Hats", and Colin had an opera wig on, where he said "Let me help you hit those high notes. MEOW." Finally, in an "Irish Drinking Song" about yelling out the wrong name in bed, Colin cracked up the entire cast by saying "MEOW!" as one of his verses, and again as the last line of the song.
In one "Scenes From a Hat", a suggestion is "rejected names for bras", and Ryan came up with: "Milk Duds". Also in "Scenes From a Hat", Ryan asked Wayne: "Are you wearing a Milk Duds?" Later, in "Party Quirks", Wayne played a tribal leader who told Kathy Greenwood, "In our country, we do not wear Milk Duds. You should let yours free!" And after one game, Drew said: "That made me laugh so hard, I almost busted out of my Milk Duds!"
During "If You Know What I Mean", Colin came up with the odd euphemism, "I'll help you fluff your Garfield, if you know what I mean." This quote was later used in "Showstopping Number" when Ryan sang, "Hey come on and fluff my Garfield!" Finally, in a "Hoedown" about doctors, Colin said, "The last guy that I had still hasn't healed / I should've been gentler when I fluffed his Garfield."
During one "Title Sequence", Drew took the suggestion of "Cosby and Hitler" as two unlikely roommates. But Keith Richmond shot down this suggestion and made Drew get a different suggestion from the audience. Drew reluctantly used the suggestion "Cosby and the Insurance Salesman". However, due to this, the cast continued to reference Hitler throughout the episode anyway:
During "Title Sequence", Ryan randomly did a "Heil Hitler" salute.
Three times in "Scenes From a Hat". "How the cast of Baywatch would react to actual emergencies" featured the gag of using their breasts as a flotation device, prompting Drew to snark, "You can do that, but whatever you do, don't fucking make fun of Hitler.", to audience applause. The very next suggestion was Wayne imitating Hitler. Finally, during the suggestion "If Tarzan and Tonto were roommates", Brad (playing Tonto) said, "Will you go upstairs and tell Hitler to be quiet?"
In a Hoedown about directors, Ryan's verses received a standing ovation:
Ryan: Our director, he really is the boss / For yelling and screaming he's never at a loss / He's the meanest guy that you will ever see / He should sprout a mustache and move to Germany!
During "Questions Only", Ryan asked Wayne to get up against the wall so he could frisk him. This ended up revealing that Wayne is ticklish.
Later on, during "Living Scenery", Wayne was tickled again when Colin used him as a prop. This caused Colin to observe after the game, "Wayne's really ticklish!" Wayne admitted, "Yes, I am ticklish." Drew seductively remarked, "Good to know." This running gag carried throughout the entire episode:
In "Film Dub", the character that Colin dubbed randomly said, "Wayne's really ticklish!"
In "Party Quirks", Colin played the Batman villain "The Tickler", and terrorized Wayne in particular. This caused Drew to tease him after the game: "Wayne's got a tickly butt!"
Wayne: (resigned) ...Yes, I have a tickly butt.
In "Helping Hands" where Ryan and Kathy Greenwood played a newlywed couple eating breakfast on their honeymoon, Colin accidentally spilled hot coffee on his hands. After the game, Drew observed: "It looks like The Tickler will be out of action for some time."
Finally, in a "Hoedown" about magicians, Colin mentioned that he had a special ability to change a person's sex. How does he do it?
Colin: I just tickle Wayne's bum, and he screams like a girl!
In a "Party Quirks" where Wayne played King Kong, he lifted a woman, Melissa, from the audience but accidentally rode her dress up too high in the process, causing her underwear to be exposed to the audience. This incident was later addressed in a "Hoedown" about cop shows:
Ryan: Oh boy those cop shows, they give me such a fright / And it seems like they are on every single night / Sure you can watch them if you really want a scare / Thursdays at 8 you can see Melissa's underwear!
What makes this a running gag is that in some unused outtakes, Ryan did two alternate Hoedowns, both of which also mentioned Melissa's underwear.
The fact that Colin is no longer the only bald guy, especially with Gary Anthony Williams and Keegan Michael Key making appearances on top of Wayne deliberately shaving it all off ever since Trust Us with Your Life. Which leads to something akin to N-Word Privileges when Colin jabs at Wayne about it.
In one Nyima Funk episode, in the same "What's in the Bag" episode described in the next example, Ryan jokes that Wayne's bald head would give away their position to enemy troops. Later that same episode, Colin remarks that the only thing Wayne, his baby with Nyima, inherited from him was the baldness.
In "What's in the Bag", Ryan and Colin apparently agreed unanimously to put on any Cool Shades they find for the rest of the game - which bites Ryan in the ass when he wears some Nerd Glasses instead, which leaves him reeling in shock.
The players always make up new noises for doorbells, such as "shpling-dong" or "dingalingaling!"