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• Thanks to the atrocious voice acting in Resident Evil, we know that not only is Jill "the master of unlocking," but she almost became a Jill sandwich, too.
  • Did you know weapons are especially powerful against living things?
  • And that it looks like Forest was killed by a crow... or something. Oh my cod.
  • "WHAT. What is this?"
  • "What is it?"
  • "Blood. Jill, see if you can find any other clues, I'll be examining this. Hope this is not CHRIS'S blood."
• Chris has had ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT, BOULDER.
• Albert Wesker wears his sunglasses at night.
  • Yes. Yes, he does. He also doesn't care about anyone else but him.
• "HULLO, STRANGEAH."
  • "WELCUHM. WOT'RE YEH BOYIN'?"
  • "WOT'RE YEH SELLAN'?"
  • "NOT ENUFF CASH!"
  • "OY'LL BOY IT AT A HOY PROYCE!"
  • "What are ya buyin?" "Not enough cash, stranjah!" "Heh heh heh, thank yew."
  • "Strangah, strangah! Now thet's a weaphun!"
• "Saddler, you're small time!" is common as well.
  • "You're (sic) right hand comes off?"
  • "No thanks BRO!"
  • "MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!"
  • "Hey, it's that dog!"
  • "Where's everyone going? Bingo?"
  • Basically anything Leon says.
    • "Ada, wait!"
    • No matter how many times you play through RE 2, Ada will never respond with "Do I look like a waiter?"
• "...ensuring complete. Global. Saturation."
  • "...with Uroboros..."
  • Albert Wesker has the right to have the right to have the right to have the right to be a god.
  • Albert Wesker can saturate my world any day.
  • 7 Minutes. 7 Minutes is all he has to play with you.
  • 7 Minutes? That's as long as his erection lasts, right?
  • "... Complete. Global. CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!!"
  • FAR TOO LONG
• Brad Vickers is a chicken.
• Billy Coen can fit a grenade launcher in his pants.
  • That's What She Said.
• Leon has a flashlight on his belt.
• "... I need an egg."
• 4// Itchy. Tasty. Explanation
  The last line from particularly infamous Apocalyptic Log from RE, documenting the writer's infection with the T-virus. After reading the journal, the zombified author bursts out of the closet right next to you.
• Mass Production? RIDICULOUS!!!
• "Looks like we got to the root of the problem"
  • "........."
• CORRI, SCAPPA, C'E' IL NEMESIIIS!!! Explanation
  take this italian kid's lenghty Freak Out during an encounter with the eponymous monster, mix with this japanese techno song (the same that spawned the "am I waiting on an X" fad) and sprinkle with a silly animation. Serve cold. (By the way, it means "RUN, ESCAPE, IT'S THE NEMESIIIS!")