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Command and Conquer

• Command & Conquer: Tiberium Wars explains why the lighting in Nod's buildings is always so poor and they've got perpetual mist hanging around at waist height. Officially, it is to remind the Brotherhood of Nod that their place is in darkness and in the shadows. In reality, Kane just likes hearing people bang their shins against consoles.
  • And after Rawne falls victim to the above, his reaction to Kane and Kilian Qatar.
    Deep down, Rawne envied Kane, if only for the fact that he was surrounded by so many leggy blondes who felt the need to fondle him.
  • Annual Black Hand Taco Fiesta. Half the humor comes from how it just comes out of nowhere.
  • LEGION being voiced by Tim Curry.
  • In Chapter 20:
    Corporal Peterson: Look, I'm just saying we've got this gigantic, trillion-dollar ion cannon array in orbit, tanks the size of flakking houses, supersonic jet fighters that can hit the stratosphere, and these crazy-calculus advanced proto-world-conquering super A.I.s, and here we are in out flakking recon with our flakking super cloak-piercing sensors and radar array and guided missile launchers and auto-loading mortars, and for some mystical, unfathomable reason, we don't flakking have working, flakking, AC! This is bullshit of the biggest, bisioniest order.
    Sergeant Hershey: Peterson?
    Corporal Peterson: Yeah, Sarge?
    Sergeant Hershey: Shut the flak up.
  • Any time Havoc arrives on the scene, really.
  Note pinned to a downed Avatar mech: Dear Kane: Merry Christmas. Your buddy, Havoc.

Fire Emblem

• An Eagle Among Lions:
  • The first sign Edelgard notices that something is very different about her surroundings when she wakes up after the night of her honeymoon with Byleth is that she's suddenly six years younger and in her old dorm room at the Officers Academy. The second, and much bigger, surprise comes when she meets a younger Hubert, and he invokes the goddess' name when she asks what is going on:
    Hubert(?): What is going on here is that the Professor is going to have you disciplined if you are late for class again, Lady Edelgard.
    Edelgard: ‘Professor?’ We aren’t in class anymore. We haven’t been for years. Now, why don’t we end this charade? I’m sure you’re champing at the bit to get back to Enbarr and begin our campaign against Those Who Slither—
    Hubert(?): What in the Goddess’ name are you talking about?
    Edelgard: ‘The Goddess’ name?’ You’re an atheist, Hubert.
    Hubert(?): (shocked) How could you accuse me of something so heinous, Lady Edelgard?
  • Chapter 27: When Hubert spies on Claude in the library, he starts taking notes on how Claude rearranged some of the books to write a secret message. Ferdinand and Constance take turns trying to guess the hidden anagram in the message "C T N I R E H Y B U T R E T", and after several rounds of guessing, Constance finds the answer: "NICE TRY HUBERT"
  • Dedue, a hulking mountain of a man, has a habit of appearing and disappearing when one least expects it. In Chapter 28, when it comes time for the Blue Lions to select their master classes, he offers to take an unexpected course:
  Raphael: Hey, Dedue! You’re big and buff. Do you wanna be a grappler, too?
  Dedue: I will be an assassin.
  Sylvain: Uh, Dedue, don’t you need to be good at archery to do that? I’ve never seen you pick up a bow in your life.
  Dedue: I will be an assassin.
• godspeed:
  • As Sylvain celebrates his birthday, his fellow Blue Lions take turns hitting him when he offers to take them out to an inn where Ingrid believes he's going to start flirting again. Then Dimitri wants to get a few licks in, and Sylvain, aware of Dimitri's Super-Strength, frantically backpedals:
    Dimitri: (cracks knuckles) How old are you turning again?
    Sylvain: (gulps) Zero! Zero! I am turning zero. I'm actually negative years old—
  • Byleth uses the above incident against Sylvain when he tries to score free drinks from a barmaid:
    Sylvain: Come on, Professor! It's my birthday!
    Byleth: It's a school night, and you said that you were turning zero. Babies aren't allowed to drink.

Kingdom Hearts

• While the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts fanfic, Reaching the Understanding, would count, there are several moments which stand out:
  • The running gag about Terra being far too trusting.
    "[insert someone here] paused for a moment. '... Yes.'"
  • Ventus's inability to swear.
  • Aqua's dirty, dirty mind.
    • Aqua: Seven men! Seven men!'
    "Agh? Zero Gravity?"
    "Aqua, what the hell!"
    "Sorry! That played out much better in my head!"
  • As well as Master Eraqus walking in on his students in a very compromising situation, getting exactly the wrong idea, and telling them a story from his youth with all of them taking it exactly the wrong way.
  • The rock-paper-scissors of DESTINY!
• Binary, a Kingdom Hearts detective AU, has a few of them. To name a few examples:
  • Roxas being nicknamed "the cleaning fairy"
  • "I don't know any Roxas other than the one, so I have to remember him from somewhere. I know a lot of Cids, tho-"
• Kingdom Hearts: The Short and Honest Version has one about every single chapter, due to the fact that everyone except Sora (sometimes) is a total asshole or an idiot of epic proportions.
  • Sora and Kairi being part of the Crips, and the fight against Chernabog.
    They fight that GARGOYLE DEMON MONSTER THING from that FANTASIA movie.
    Sora: This isn't so bad. All we have to do is not float in front of his mouth as he spews fire, and move away when he surrounds himself with flames from below.
    Goofy: WHAT'S THAT?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY SKIN BEING BURNT TO A CRISP! HYUCK!
• Those Lacking Spines: "YOU GOTTA DO THE COOK BY THE BOOK! YOU GOTTA DO THE COOK BY THE BOOOOK!"
• Pain in the Axel. ALL OF IT. A few parts that stand out are Demyx leaping right up onto the ceiling light because he thinks his sitar is a demon and ate Axel, Marluxia cuddling his scythe like a teddy bear and singing songs from ''Oklahoma'', the results of Axel putting a sleeping Roxas on Larxene's bed, Marluxia having to wear Larxene's bathrobe, Axel and Roxas finding the Philosopher's Stone in Vexen's lab, Zexion screaming so loudly it literally shakes the castle when he sees his face has been drawn on, and Xemnas falling down every flight of stairs in the castle after slipping on the plastic honey bear Roxas threw out the window.
• The Pillow Prank, in which Larxene stuffs a pillow under her robe to make Xemnas think she's gotten pregnant. Xemnas' reaction is priceless.
  Xemnas: AXEEEEEEEEEEEL!
  Larxene: (laughing hysterically, but stops when she realizes what Xemnas said) Wait - HEY!
• 11 Drunk Nobodies Play Slender, in which Xemnas and Saix have to go out for the night (due to the fact that Saix is a werewolf and Xemnas doesn't want any more supernatural shenanigans happening in his castle) and so the rest of Organization XIII decides to steal his supply of booze and play Slender. Drunken Hilarity Ensues.
  • Xaldin and Demyx play a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to decide who plays next. Neither of them use the right signs and it ends with Xaldin punching Demyx out.
  • When they find the first page:
  Roxas: No - hic! - eyes, always wat - hic! - watches. Creepy...hic!
  Demyx: Like Xigbar?
  Xigbar: What?! I've still got one eye, you idiot!
  Demyx: Shut up, angry pirate...
  • Luxord gets so hammered he becomes unable to talk coherently.
  • Demyx singing the "Secret Tunnel Song" from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
  • Roxas' confidence going right out the window:
  Roxas: I CAN do this! I'm gonna beat the Slender Man!
  (One Gilligan Cut later)
  Roxas: (terrified) I can't do this! What made me think I could do this?!
  • Axel's proposed solution for defeating Slender Man: Kill It with Fire.
  Axel: (sing-song) Roasty toasty Slender, roasty toasty Slender!
  • When Xigbar suggests finding Marluxia and Larxene to help them, since they won't be afraid of Slender Man:
  Axel: Yeah, Larxene! That bitch isn't scared of anything! She'll kick Slender Man's ass!
  Demyx: (excitedly) Or maybe he'll eat her!
  • Larxene's reasoning for why the rest of the Organization hasn't figured out that she and Marluxia are a couple:
  Larxene: None of them suspect a thing about us being together: they all think you're gay anyway.
  Marluxia: What?! I told them, I just happen to like flowers and my hair color is completely natural!
  • When Zexion and Roxas go out to find Marluxia and Larxene, they hear the two of them talking in a closet. Zexion opens the door... and finds them ass naked and starting to get it on. Then there's Zexion attempting to curb Larxene's Unstoppable Rage at being caught:
  Zexion: L-Listen, Larxene...w-w-we didn't mean to walk in on you...we just...(Larxene summons her lightning) The hell with it - Run, Roxas!
  • When Lexaeus realizes he got a page, he uppercuts Xaldin in the chin and yells, "COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, THE COW SAYS MOO!"
  • This exchange:
  Larxene: So, just how wasted are you guys?
  Demyx: Aaaah! The devil! (turns and runs smack into the window)
  Larxene: I'm going to take that as a "plastered off your asses."
  • When Marluxia brings up "the time we had to watch Xaldin and Demyx in Speedos, twerking to 'Shake That Ass, Bitch.'"
  Xaldin and Demyx: (snickering)
  Larxene: Shut it, you dickbags, that was a traumatic experience.
  • Demyx' response to Larxene's nickname for Marluxia.
  Demyx: You call him Lulu?
  Larxene: Yes...What about it?
  Demyx: So what does he call you, Lala?
  Larxene: (punches him across the room)
  • Demyx going Papa Wolf for his daughter from the future when Larxene insults her and Luxord's future self apparently got her stuck in the Time Vortex.
  • Zexion's No-Holds-Barred Beatdown of Xigbar when the latter annoys him one time too many. "ZEXION CHOP!"
  • When Vexen (hiding in the air vents to fuck with the other members) throws his voice and scares the shit out of everyone, they all start screaming, and there's one shrill scream that drowns out all the rest. Xaldin yells at Larxene to stop screaming, and she snaps back "That wasn't me!" and gestures to Marluxia.
  • "I AM MAMA AXEL! GOT IT MEMORIZED?! ALL HAIL THE CHOCOBO KING!"
  • Demyx's drunken rendition of the Spider-Man theme song on sitar:
  Slender Man, Slender Man
  Does whatever a Slender can
  Can he swing, from a web?
  I dunno, I'm way too drunk
  Look ouuuut, he is the Slender Maaaaan...
• Kingdom Hearts Ψ: The Seeker of Darkness: One chapter of Re:Adjustments has Kairi, Lea and Naminé initiate a prank war with the other residents of the Mysterious Tower because someone keeps emptying the coffee pot without refilling it for the next person. All the pranks from both sides are pretty funny, but the high point is after Vanitas gets caught in the crossfire due to being mistaken for Sora and chooses to end the war by outing various embarrassing secrets he'd observed, most of them earning Disapproving Looks from Yen Sid:
  • Lea's habit of returning from missions early and taking a nap before reporting in.
  • Naminé's habit of drawing caricatures of Lea while sleeping and giving them to Xion.
  • Ventus stealing Aqua's sweaters and wrapping himself in them when he wakes up from a nightmare.
  • Roxas doing the exact same thing with Xion's sweaters, and with Lea's scarves.
  • Riku still being unable to tell Ven and Roxas apart except by smell.
  Two identical blond heads gave identical dirty looks to Riku, who flushed and didn’t meet either of their eyes.
  • Aqua keeping a mini-fridge hidden in the room she shares with Ven, stocked with ice cream.
  Ven: Aqua, is that why that one corner of our room is always cold?
  Aqua: …Maybe.
  • Kairi always finishing off the cookie dough ice cream in the communal freezer.
  • Sora swearing to himself when he stubs his toe as long as he thinks no one is around.
  Lea: Gasp!
  Kairi: And where exactly did he learn such language?
  Vanitas: Fuck if I know.
  • Donald and Goofy both turn out to be clean, with Vanitas praising the former for keeping a photo of Daisy and the latter for writing to Max regularly.
  • Mickey still likes borrowing his former master's hat.
  • And it was Yen Sid who kept finishing off the coffee, which earns disapproving looks from everyone else.
  Vanitas: In conclusion, fuck all of you, goodbye.

The Legend of Zelda

• The Game Show features Link on a dating show hosted by Sheik, with Zelda, Ilia, Midna, Saria, Malon, Ruto and Navi competing to date him. One highlight:
  Sheik: Third question! Where would you live with Link? [...] 6?
  Contestant Six^note (Navi): Uh...um...A BOTTLE!
  Sheik stood there blinking.
• Clueless, in which Malon discovers Link has no idea where babies come from and forces Talon to help her give him The Talk.

Life Is Strange

• Band of Misfits, a Chasemarsh AU set during World War II:
  • The game's paint incident manifesting here as Victoria getting splashed by a can of blackout paint.
  • Victoria getting into a full-blown fistfight with French Resistance member Chloé Price within less than an hour of meeting her. Adding to the humor is Max - Chloé's lover here - nonchalantly advising Kate to just let the two of them fight it out.
  • The fourth chapter ends with Chloé discovering there are people outside their hideout. The group prepare for what might be a Last Stand against the Germans at the start of the next chapter, only for Chloé to soon realize that it's her mother Joceline coming to check on them and grab more wine. And just like that, what began as a tense and serious scene switches gears to an amusing squabble between mother and daughter.
• Letters From a Dead Girl, a fic in which Max and Chloe reconnected and got together about a month before Max came to Blackwell:
  • Upon getting back in contact with Max and finishing their first phone call in years, Chloe's first impulse is to drive all the way to Seattle to reunite with her in person. As in, she immediately bolts down the stairs, microwaves her dinner, and then devours it as fast as possible so that she can get on the road quickly. What sells it is a bemused Joyce watching the whole thing from the kitchen table, all while Chloe's completely oblivious to her presence.
  • After spending the night in Max's dorm room, Chloe stays to set up the furniture there while Max is at her orientation, during which her swearing over dropping an Alan key leads to Kate checking in to see if everything's okay. Chloe opens the door to answer, and it's only then that she remembers she's yet to get fully dressed after last night, forcing her to quickly hide behind the door, while leaving poor Kate utterly flustered from the sight of Chloe half-topless. She only gets worse when Chloe introduces herself as Max's girlfriend, with the implication that this was enough for Kate to figure out that Max and Chloe had sex in the room earlier.
  • Hell, just the fact that Kate Marsh's first morning at Blackwell had her walk in on a half-nude punk girl who openly admitted to dating another girl. You can just imagine her parents would start second-guessing the decision to let her attend once they heard about it.
  • After being informed by Chloe about the above events, Max freaks out via text ("OMG YOU WHAT :O"), before saying that she now knows the reason Kate's been all red-faced around her.
  • When Chloe opts to grab lunch at the Two Whales afterwards, Joyce wastes no time playfully ribbing her over how it apparently took her a whole night and morning to get Max moved in, much to Chloe's embarrassment. When her daughter protests, Joyce claims that it's not every day she gets to tease Chloe about dating Max...only for Chloe to retort that she's been doing it ever since she (Chloe) returned home.
    Chloe: You haven’t shut up since I got back from Seattle!
• The Mighty Dorks, an AU where most of the Blackwell girls are on a collegiate ice hockey team:
  • The fourth chapter has Sandy wake Chloe up by shooting her in the backside with a nerf gun.
  • As Kate's birthday approaches, Steph - her Love Interest for the fic - utterly flips out over what to get her. When Max and Chloe head over to her place to help, they see firsthand how seriously Steph's taking it; she's plastered large sheets of drawing paper over the walls, all covered with ideas for gifts.
    Chloe's thoughts: Holy crap. It looks like she’s either trying to catch a serial killer or IS one.
  • When Sandy first tries to talk to Max at Kate's birthday party, Steph's already talking with her. After unsuccessfully trying to get Steph to go and attend to Kate so she can be alone with Max - with the implication that she ships the two of them - Sandy has to engage her in "a full conversation consisting entirely of eye movements, eyebrow lifts, and pursed lips" for about thirty seconds before Steph finally gets the hint.
  • At one point Sandy leaves to grab a soda for Max, only to realize that she forgot to ask Max what flavor she wanted. Rather than going back to ask her, Sandy just grabs about ten different cans of soda and brings them over to Max. Chloe later notices the cans around their feet when she spots the pair.
  • The sheer fact that Sandy turns into a massive Adorkable mess whenever she interacts with Max, to the point of going into nervous rambling when trying to ask if she wants a drink, or trying to ask her out on a date. Max even mentally lampshades how it's nice to not be the most awkward person in a conversation for a change.
  • Chapter 8 takes place the morning after Kate's party, and begins with Max going to Chloe's apartment to talk to her about her hostile attitude towards Sandy. Unfortunately for Max, Chloe ended the night by getting drunk with and then bedding Rachel, who's A) still at the apartment when Max arrives, and B) isn't too fond of the hipster. What follows is an awkward but hilarious scene with the trio, with Rachel acting passive-aggressive towards Max via snideness and heavy flirting with Chloe, Max doing her best to remain stoic in the face of Rachel's attitude, and Chloe trying fruitlessly to make Rachel behave while nursing a massive hangover.

Mass Effect

• The list 100 things Commander Shepherd's Crew'll Mutiny Over contains a lot of these while keeping the crew (at least mostly) in character.
  "5. Tali and her engineering minions WILL NOT make the Normandy into a giant transforming robot. No matter how many times you ask. Or how many crayon drawings you have Grunt make of it."
  "7. You are no longer allowed to throw soap bars into Jack's mouth. Gabby and Ken are tired of repairing the bulkheads."
  "24. Doctor Chakwas orders that you are to stop headbutting people. God gave you guns and fists for a reason.
  "63. You are not allowed to enter pics of Tali'zorah's posterior to Bootylicious Quarians Monthly.
  "69. No longer allowed to hit Garrus upside the head for his new catch phrase of "what the dealio." Unless he does it more than three times in one day. Then his ass is yours.
  "71.No longer allowed to go on the TV Tropes extranet site unsupervised. Last time you went on there, it took seven hours to get you off.
  "89. Quit hogging the heavy weapons and start sharing.
  "90. Stop trying to get Grunt 'hooked on phonics.'"
  "91. Quit making fun of Jacobs pick up lines. It's cruel to torture the crippled.
  "95. The collector weapons and armor are useless, ugly, and icky. Toss 'em.
  "97. Not allowed to make fun of Tali's pet names for drones, Commander Plays-With-Toy-Ships."
• This Mass Effect 2 fanfic, which is based around the concept of Shepard being a Slash Fic writer who ships everyone on the ship with everyone else, has more than a few gems. Jack's ClusterFBombs are taken to a new extreme, Jacob discovers an unsettling fic about him and Thane, and we find out Kelly may even worse:
  "So you mean Shepard's actually getting off on imagining us all having sex with each other?" Tali asked.
  "Apparently so." Miranda said, scowling. "Disgusting though the thought may be. I can just picture her sitting alone at night, coming up with all these perverted scenarios."
  "Yes," Kelly said. "She must be spending hours in her quarters, sitting at her terminal, probably naked. Touching herself as she writes. Her beautiful face illuminated only by the light from the screen as she brings herself to orgasm, her mind empty of everything but sex, sex, sex! Oh!" The Yeoman gasped. "I think I need to lie down."
  Tali gave the Yeoman a dubious look and decided it was just better to ignore her from now on.
  • Oh christ Jack's F-bombs are hilarious. Half the sentences are bleeped and the other half is Noodle Implements
    • And in the end, Thane comes in, Jacob nearly shoots him, and then a fight happens.
  • Grunt is somewhat confused by the whole thing (the tank's imprints don't mention mating rituals), gets bored halfway through, and starts randomly headbutting the walls.
  • And Garrus? "Oh, Pressly, my love! I miss you so much!" Garrus wailed. We always suspected.

Persona

• Texts From Home, a Persona 5 Royal fic told through the text messages between Akira and his parents, has a few.
  • Akira bringing up the bizarre rumours going around:
  AKIRA: I think I overheard someone in the hall say that I’m the son of a Yakuza Captain. (5:02 PM)
  AKIRA: Dad, is there something you and mom need to tell me? (5:02 PM)
  DAD: Well, it looks like you caught me, son. My real name is Hideaki Doragonman. Your mother and I had been in hiding ever since I nearly killed another yakuza who was arranged to marry her. (5:03 PM)
  AKIRA: And you didn’t bother changing your first name? (5:03 PM)
  DAD: That’s what they’d expect! (5:03 PM)
  • Akira accidentally sending his mother a text meant for "Becky" and then having to explain to her that she's his tutor while dying of embarrassment.
  BECKY: Is your room messy? Are you hungry? Leave it to Becky! (7:49 PM)
  AKIRA: Becky could you just… kill me? Like smother me with a pillow or something? (7:55 PM)
  • Akira sending his father a postcard for his birthday, the design of which is based on the Phantom Thieves calling cards.
  DAD: YOU ARE TERRIBLE! (3:43 PM)
  • When Akira returns to Leblanc after defeating Shido, he finds a voicemail from his mother, who is frantic due to having recognised him in the Phantom Thieves' final calling card.
  Rina: AKIRA!? AKIRA PLEASE ANSWER ME! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU ON TV! DO YOU REALLY THINK YOUR FATHER AND I WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICE? YOUR HAIR AND EYES!?
  Hideaki: (in the background) Kick Shido's ass, kiddo!
  Rina: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, HIDEAKI!
• AMA, in which the Phantom Thieves hold an Ask Me Anything on the Phan-Site,
  • As the chat goes on, it becomes increasingly clear that most of the Thieves' identities are an Open Secret, no matter how many times Mishima deletes the comments mentioning them. At one point Joker mentions that he's going to start making some curry, saying in the chat, "I'll have leftovers, but good luck finding us." The epilogue has several other characters arriving at Leblanc (and not just Ren's confidants) in hopes of a curry reward.
  • An Anon asks them what's the weirdest thing they ever saw while going after a heart. Panther responds by bringing up the time they were chased through Mementos by a group of Mara.
• The follow-up story AMA 2: Shitpost Edition is more of a Crack Fic (though still has its serious moments), with much more of the Thieves taking opportunities to group-drag each other, especially Joker.
  • When the Thieves discuss their weapons
  Queen: I have a pair of brass knuckles. I was a fist fighter.
  Anon: hot
  Queen: Do you want to get smacked?
  Anon: yes please
  Queen: ... What??
  Joker: Ahem.
  Joker: Stop it. Get some help.
  Anon: Joker don't even pretend like u scandalized
  Oracle: It's true, but he shouldn't say it.
  Joker: ORACLE NO
  Joker: you guys are not helping...
  • An argument over whether or not Mona is a cat is resolved by an Anon telling them to respect how Mona identifies himself. Mona expresses his gratitude by naming him "Anon #1", (as Oracle puts it, "The garbage man is right. Promote him. To Garbage boss"). Mishima then logs him in as Anon #1, much to his delight. Anon #1 promptly changes the direction of the whole chat by asking if the Phantom Thieves are Persona users, implicitly revealing himself to be one as well.
  • The Phantom Thieves are then forced to give an explanation about Shadows, Personas, and Joker's Wildcard abilities, which leads to Joker having to admit that he recruited one of the Mara they talked about last time.
  Anon: WHAT THE FUCK JOKER
  Joker: LISTEN I USED TO BE ABLE TO MAKE NEW PERSONAS OUT OF OLD ONES, I NEEDED ONE TO MAKE A VERY SPECIFIC PERSONA, I DIDN'T HAVE IT FOR LONGER THAN A DAY
  Anon: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST MAKE SOMETHING ELSE
  Joker: IT WAS A REALLY BITCHIN' PERSONA I WANTED TO MAKE, OKAY?
  Anon: I'm kinkshaming
  Joker: It's NOT a kink!! Ew!
  Joker: One of you help me out
  Skull: dude you're on your own
  Panther: Good luck.
  Mona: Sorry, Joker.
  Fox: I have no words to defend you.
  Queen: I disapproved of it, so no.
  Joker: BETRAYAL
  Noir: I thought it was fine! I really liked what you made with it!
  Joker: MY ONE LOYAL TEAMMATE, PHANTOM THIEF OF THE MONTH
  Noir: Yay!
  Anon: im pissing myself, holy shit
  Anon: Joker no
  Anon: RIP
  Anon: Can we at least see what you made with it?
  Oracle: Attached: Mada.png
  Anon: Is... is that Mada?
  Anon: is that the Hindu deity of drunkenness???
  Joker: Yeah, it was OP.
  • The conversation then turns to Joker's Ultimate Persona, Satanael, and Anon #1 surprises them by posting a photograph of it.
  Joker: 1. DUDE WHAT THE FUCK 2. WHERE DID YOU GET THAT 3. I WASN'T SHOWING PEOPLE FOR A REASON
  Anon: THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME 10/10 BEST PERSONA EVER
  Anon: 11/10 with rice
  Anon: IM GONNA FUCK JOKER'S PERSONA
  Mona: Ew, Personas are an extension of the self; it's just an extension of Joker's soul. That's like saying you want to have sex with his spirit. Which is inside of him.
  Anon: do u think that would stop me
  Queen: He's taken!
  Joker: STAY AWAY FROM MY PERSONA THE ONLY PERSON HE CAN BE INSIDE IS ME
  Skull: ...
  Panther: ...
  Mona: ...
  Queen: ...
  Noir: ...
  Fox: ...
  Oracle: ...
  Anon: ...
  Anon #1: ...
  ADMIN: ...
  Joker: WAIT FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
  • Meanwhile, Futaba has traced Anon #1's login details to Yu Narukami and contacts him, using Alibaba as her screen name, saying that it's safe when Makoto asks if contacting Yu directly is wise...and then when the Investigation Team receives the message and Yosuke asks how the Phantom Thieves know Yu's name, Naoto instantly recognizes who Alibaba is.
  • When Futaba then starts a private chat for the two teams to share their experiences:
  Anon #1: Hi.
  Joker: Why didn't you change your username?
  Anon #1: This is a TITLE, bestowed upon me. I have earned it.
  PrinceofJunes: Dude...
  KungFuCop: I hope you're happy. My fiancé is so proud of himself.
  DetectivePrince: It's not that good of a title.
  Anon #1: Please stop group-dragging me.
  Joker: Join the club. For some reason, all of the leaders get unfairly group-dragged.
  • When Futaba is asked if she writes fanfic about Joker and Queen, well...
  Oracle: No, but I've found the fanfiction of all of us.
  Queen: What?
  Joker: What
  Skull: WHAT
  Panther: What???
  Mona: WHAT?!
  Oracle: Yeah, there's a ton of fanfiction of us on AO3. A lot of it is porn.
  Noir: Some of them aren't so terrible.
  Anon: THEY FOUND THE FANFICTION
  Anon: ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
  Anon: (gif from Angel Beats!)
  Queen: I...
  Joker: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
  Panther: (This Content is Not Available GIF)
  Skull: im fuckigng speechless
  Anon: "fuckigng"
  Joker: "fuckigng"
  Panther: "fuckigng"
  Oracle: "fuckigng"
  Mona: "fuckigng"
  Skull: SHUT I DID NOT COME HERE TO GET GROUP-DRAGGED THATS JOKERS JOB
  Anon #1: Sounds like you're really fuckigng mad.
  Skull: BRUH.
  Oracle: Joker is now ugly-laughing and Skull is shaking him thanks guys
  Panther: I'm taking pictures for posterity.
  • At the end of the final chapter, Futaba sets up another chatroom with her and the others using their real names and when Naoto asks why Futaba moved them to the other chatroom:
  Futaba: We got tired of trying to remember who is who in the other one with your usernames. This is easier.
  Futaba: It’s almost as if whoever’s writing all this got tired of having to write all the usernames out, if we were all fictional characters being written about by someone else.
  Yosuke: You watch too much anime.
  Futaba: ╮(︶▽︶)╭
  Chie: How did you get all of our phone numbers and enter us all in, though?!
  Futaba: :3<
  Ren: Just… don’t question it.
  • After Teddie makes a bad pun about the Seekers of Truth getting to Tokyo "beary fast", Ann questions it and Kanji tells her not to worry, revealing that Teddie was basically a bear costume until he grew a human body and it's not even the worst pun Teddie's made. When Morgana demands to know how Teddie did it:
  Kanji: Holy shit, you're actually a cat, aren't you?
  Yosuke: We kind of knew that already. It's not like he's that big of a surprise; we've met a dog Persona user.
  Naoto: Granted, he couldn't talk like Morgana does, but a non-human all the same.
  Morgana: Excuse you. I identify as a human in all respects save for body.
  Yu: Respect his identity.
  Morgana: And that's why you're Anon #1.
  Chie: Yeah, thanks for that. He's been calling himself that.
  Morgana: Teddie, how?
  Teddie: I don't know. I did a lot of sit-ups beforehand, though.
  Ryuji: Oh, great… now you've got him doing sit-ups on the floor. Nonstop.
  Ann: Or at least an attempt at sit-ups...
  Haru: I don’t think he'll be responding or having Joker type for him for a little while. He'll tucker out eventually, though.
  • Then after Teddie makes another pun ("It'll be beary worth it!"), Ryuji lets out a "...Dude" in response to which Haru says she likes the puns and they're cute, Teddie thanks her...and makes another bad pun, some of the others say they're "embearassing". Makoto asks if Teddie does this all the time to which all of the other members of the Seekers of Truth responding with "Yes."
• The Agi Island Players, a parody fic inspired by the Avatar: The Last Airbender episode "The Ember Island Players", in which the characters watch a Super Sentai-esque stage show based on the Phantom Thieves' story.
  • Makoto reading the flyer:
  Makoto: "Heart-change Task Force Phantom Thieves is a new production from the Agi Island Players. We have scoured Tokyo for information on the Phantom Thieves. Our sources include interviews with Shujin Academy students and Phan-Site requesters, dream diaries of change-of-heart targets, correspondences with a dark web entrepreneur, and overheard accounts of a surprisingly knowledgeable bleached-haired delinquent in Shibuya." [Death Glare] Ryuji!
  • Makoto going overboard on buying merchandise before the show, including two Joker plushies.
  • While the characters representing Joker and Skull are named correctly, Panther's is named "Sexy Cat". Ann is not amused. Meanwhile, Morgana is represented by a terrible puppet operated by "Joker", named "Bakeneko".
  • The reaction to the fight with Kamoshida:
  Haru: Oooh, I always wondered how that went down.
  Ann/Morgana/Ryuji: It's not!
  • "Prince Detective" and "Shoulder Pads" are introduced.
  Makoto: Is... is that me?
  Futaba: [chuckling] Looks like it.
  Makoto: They make me seem so stiff and humorless.
  Ryuji: I dunno Makoto. Don't seem too far off.
  Shoulder Pads: [raising a fist before her face] I will show them my fist of justice!
  [Ryuji, Ann, and Futaba all look at Makoto with smug grins. Ren awkwardly looks away.]
  • The entire "Persona" concept has been mangled into "Pair Sonar".
  Skull: Don't underestimate my sonic wave! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [The enemy stuntmen mime being pushed back off stage.]
  Futaba: Um... that's... That's certainly something...
  Makoto: That's not even what sonar means...
  Haru: [giggling] They got the volume right though.
  Ryuji: I'm not that loud!
  • Futaba is also represented by a cheap puppet, called "Goggles", and portrayed as a lazy shut-in gamer. And unlike Ann, Futaba is in no way insulted by her portrayal: "Goggles is living the dream!"
  • Sae's Shadow is represented by a mob boss named "Spikey Bra".
  Makoto: We will never, ever mention this to my sister.
  Ren: Agreed.
  • The inevitable reaction to "Prince Detective's" death. The author admits that this reference was what pushed them to write the story, saying that it fits better here than it did in the episode.
  Ann: Did Akechi just... die?
  Ryuji: You know, it was really unclear.
• Harem Support Group, a groupchat fic involving the various women in Akira's life, takes a few amusing turns, especially after the confidants from outside the party learn that the other girls are the Phantom Thieves.
  • When the Thieves explain that not all their targets had Palaces:
  Chihaya: What constitutes a "minor" heart compared to a major heart?
  Futaba: I dunno theyre just not as evil
  Chihaya: They're just not as evil??? Was my cult leader an important one?
  Tae: Oyamada murdered a child for profit. What was his palace like?
  Sadayo: Also profiteering from child suffering in my corner, was it two separate palaces? How does it work for an evil couple?
  Makoto: Respectfully… With no intention to minimise the pain and suffering of your personal circumstances… We have only had to assault five palaces thus far. All of your changes of heart were "Minor".
  Tae: Damn how fucked up do they have to be for Oyamada to still be "minor"
  Hifumi: My mum was just a bit controlling, I'd believe she wasn't a criminal mastermind.
  Futaba: yeah she was super easy to beat
  Hifumi: I am strangely offended by the thought…
  Futaba: git gud hifumis mum
  • When Futaba opens up about her own Palace and her ongoing struggles with mental illness (including what Sadayo calls "the trauma trifecta", depression, anxiety and PTSD), Tae asks if she wants her to refer her to a therapist.
  Futaba: i am in a group therapy
  Tae: Oh amazing! Operating out of which clinic?
  Ichiko: Wait for it.
  Hifumi: I'm waiting.
  Ann: LOL
  Tae: THIS GROUP CHAT DOESN'T COUNT!
  Sadayo: There it is.
  Ali Baba cannot be therapied so they escape
  Tae: I am going to find that gremlin and cure her if it's the last thing I do.

Sonic the Hedgehog

• Sonic: Evil Reborn Zero has one during Episode 14, "Dance of The Dead" when Knuckles avoids a trap door in Eggman's base, mulls over Jynx, and winds up walking into the trap door.
• Sonic X: Dark Chaos has this gem:

  Chris: "Yeah, here's the problem. The words 'Satan' and "promise" don't go very well together."

  • Also in Episode 65 when Vector discusses his plan to get Tails and Cosmo together:
    Vector: "We gotta make sure Tails enjoys his time and has fun with her."
    Charmy: "You mean they're gonna have-"
    Vector: "Not THAT kind of fun!"
• Tails' Special Bedtime Story, set in the Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) universe sees Sally cheer up a depressed Tails by reading him Little Red Riding Hood and the other characters acting it out - Bunnie is Red, Sonic is the Wolf, Rotor is the woodcutter and Antoine is the grandmother. The thing has a few laughs:
  • Antoine's clear dismay at being the grandmother, as Tails is incapable of keeping a straight face at seeing him in Sally's pink nightgown.
  • Sonic getting his fairytales mixed up, much to Tails' amusement:
  Sonic: I’ll Huff, And I’ll Puff, And I’ll...
  Sally: Wrong story!
  Sonic: Oh, my bad
  • Sonic and Antoine wrestling under the sheet:
  Sonic: Move your butt out of the way Ant!
  Antoine: Et ez your buttocks zat is not providing the room you feul!!
  ''Tails' sides hurt from laughing at the situation.
  • This bit:
  Bunnie: Gosh…. what big eyes you have.
  Sonic: All the better to see you with my dear.
  Bunnie: And what big ears you have.
  Sonic: All the better to hear you with my dear.
  Bunnie: And what a big head you have.
  Sonic: All the bet...HEY!
  Bunnie: Sorry sugar, I just had to do it.

Super Smash Bros.

• Innocent Misunderstandings, a Super Smash Bros. Ultimate fanfic where Lucas and the female Inkling are trying to figure out why Cloud and Sephiroth hate each other so much...and come to the conclusion that they're ex-boyfriends and spread the news around the mansion, which leads to everyone else getting in on it.

Undertale

• Watching any Let's Player's reaction when they face certain bosses, most notably Mettaton EX, Photoshop Flowey, and No Mercy Sans, for the first time is always good for a quick schadenfreude.
• Undertale Repainted. Words don't do it justice.

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