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Funny: The Cleveland Show
  • Cleveland meets Tim the Bear for the first time on the pilot episode: "Ahhh! A bear!" "Ahhh! A black man!"
  • "Oooooooooooooooooooooo-bama!"
  • Identifying a rapist at a Star Trek convention.
    Cop: Who here is not a virgin?
    Man raises hand
    Cop: You're under arrest.
  • Cleveland trying to resuscitate Rallo after he nearly drowns.
    Cleveland: Oh my God! If you die, I am never getting laid again!
  • Cleveland obsessing over Justin Bieber's "Baby" on the episode "The Men in Me", just as Peter did with "Surfin' Bird" on the episode "I Dream of Jesus."
  • Cleveland Jr's in-memory-of tribute in "Our Gang"
    Cleveland: He's not dead, yet!
    • Cleveland's Delayed Reaction to being told he's stolen and destroyed a drugs stash from a dangerous street gang, with which he is eventually running around the room frantically squealing like a pig.
    Cleveland: YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! YEEEE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!! I'M GONNA DIE !!! YEEEE!!! I accused them of fornicating their own mothers!!! Gotta dump the coke (picks up a bag of coke and runs frantically up the stairs) WHY!! IS!! THIS!! HAP!!! EN!!! ING!!! TO!!! ME-E-E!!!
    • "They got Junior. YEEEE!!! OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGODOHGOD!!!"
  • "A Brown Thanksgiving". Cleveland's dad and Auntie Mama had sex. Cleveland happens to know the latter is a man. So while they keep doing suggestive things involving the turkey, Cleveland keeps puking, eventually covering the whole table in it.
    Cleveland Jr.: Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
    • Made even funnier after Auntie Momma leaves and Cleveland tells his dad about her. They are outside the house, and their dialogue is completley inaudible, but after his dad finally realizes, he pukes against the window. Made even more funnier by the dialogue after
    Cleveland: Says her real name's Kevin.
    Cleveland's dad: * pukes*
    Cleveland: Been hiding the candy for 36 years.
    Cleveland's dad: * pukes*
    Cleveland: You...
    Cleveland's dad: * pukes*
    Cleveland: Had sex...
    Cleveland's dad: * pukes*
    Cleveland: With a man!
    Cleveland's dad: * pukes*
  • The episode "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at The Stool" has a scene near the end with Cleveland and his friends at the bar. Not knowing that their beers have been replaced with non-alcoholic beer as part of Cleveland Jr.'s revenge scheme, they seem to be slightly intolerant of each other and their attitudes, which results in a fight breaking out between the four of them. The fight gets triggered by Cleveland punching Lester in the head and Holt starts fighting with Cleveland as a result. Tim, almost unprovoked, hits Lester in the back of the head, to which we get this exchange:
    Lester: What the hell was that for?!
    Tim: This is what's happening. Deal with it! *punches Lester again*
    • The fight gets broken up when Cleveland Jr. shows up and explains what he had done, but not before Tim has grievously harmed Lester in an attempt to eat him.
    Lester: (shakily) I'm glad you're all made up and everything...but can SOMEONE GET ME TO A HOSPITAL?!?
    • Cleveland, Lester, Tim the Bear, and Holt being forced to drink at the children's section of a public library after Cleveland Jr. and Gus begin changing the bar to cater to pretentious hipsters.
  • "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?": Raymond (Tim and Arianna's stoner son) getting hit by one of the racecars (which does more damage to the car than to himself) and blurting, "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat," before passing out (from being stoned, not getting hit by the car).
    • Roberta's boyfriend getting busted for crashing his car and sentenced to the Deportation Catapult. Seriously, that whole scene was priceless.
    • Kendra and Donna getting thrown out of the spa after Kendra mistook a Jacuzzi for a toilet.
  • From "Field of Streams":
  • "From Bed to Worse": Rallo crying after he threw himself down the stairs and accusing Cleveland of making him fall down the stairs, eating his fish sticks and tater tots, sitting in his chair, and calling him the n-word, with Cleveland replying, "What? I'm allowed to, right?"
  • Hank Hill as one of the rehab patients on "Das Shrimp Boot." Also a minor Awesome Moment as the producers actually got Mike Judge to not only voice Hank Hill, but draw him in his style (though the Hank Hill there is shorter than he was on King of the Hill).
  • The episode 'Y Tu Junior Tambien' has Cleveland's wide-eyed reaction to Junior's description of what a man and women do together which consists of various actions and a very long censor bleep and ending with Junior saying "But that's only if you have one of those swings" and laughing.
    • Near the beginning of the episode Junior tries to talk to a girl and Cleveland suggests he envision himself as Mace Windu, so when he talks to her he keeps mentioning the Force and it sounds like he's talking about rape, she runs into the woman's restroom and maces Junior when he follows her in, prompting Cleveland to comment on it with "She maced Windu!".
  • After accidnetally running over and killing Rallo's dog, Cleveland brings home a replacement. Rallo's response:
    Rallo: "You want me to replace my dog? Like Brad Pitt replaced Jennifer Aniston, or John Mayer replaced Jennifer Aniston, or Vince Vaughn replaced Jennifer Aniston, or that munch from the Counting Crows repla...the point is, my dog is not Jennifer Aniston!"
    • And not 10 seconds later, said dog is killed by a wolf. Who is then shot by Lester.
    Cleveland: [To a squirrel] RUN!
  • When Cleveland is in a plane that's about to run out of fuel, he remarks "This isn't funny like Airplane!, it's a disaster like Airplane II!"
  • The "I'm Paying a Young Boy for Sex" duet with Holt and Rallo on "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
  • Cleveland saying that he'll be "like Bob the Builder before his morning coffee." Cutaway to a video of Bob bludgeoning his client to death, then him having to pave and build over the client so no one finds him.
  • Cleveland has a flashback, where he see's his younger self and his father in a garage while his father works on a car. Young Cleveland and his father acknowledge present Cleveland, and Present Cleveland attempts to tell his younger self to buy stocks in Apple. Young Cleveland mishears him and thinks he said "applesauce" causing Cleveland to find himself in a garage full of applesauce upon returning to the present. He's fine with it, as "I do like applesauce".
  • From "Like a Boss": Everyone (except for Mr. Waterman) breaking into Tom's office after he dies and stealing his stuff, which leads to a riot with two people passed out, someone getting stabbed in the back with scissors, and Tim the Bear being set on fire.
  • From "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'": Junior hitting a switch on the cable station control panel, which turns a bear-themed soap opera (or medical drama) with a female bear and her son crying over a male bear in a coma into a bear-themed "Horny Housewife Hits on the Hunky Poolboy"-style porno.
    • Junior thinking he's gone back in time after passing out in a Port-O-Potty.
    • When Jeffrey says that the sheep arent part of a petting zoo, but for mutton busting (basically a rodeo for kids), Cleveland misunderstands him.
    Cleveland: Come on Rollo, lets leave this gentleman to rape his livestock in peace
  • From Skip Day, we have a Stoobend School Tradition that all kids skip school for a day. Guess who the only kid in the history of Stoolbend not to skip attendance on that day?
    Cleveland: *notices Jr is waving at him* Oh god.
    • Cleveland getting stunned by by the cops twice.
  • From the final episode, where Donna has an insane Freak Out! when she learns that her mother and ex-husband are dating.
  • In 'Wide World Of Cleveland Show', there is a shot-for-shot remake of the famous bunker scene.
  • "Escape From Goochland" gives us Donna wearing the ultra-revealing "tramp" Halloween costume Roberta wasn't allowed to wear, while Roberta dresses up as Donna, complete with one of her wigs. When the two come face to face, they look at each other and both exclaim "Is that what I look like!?" before walking away in opposite directions, looking depressed and ashamed.
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