Season 1
"What the Hell? He's getting his own show?"
—Stewie, "Pilot"
''"It's not my job to pick up after myself. I'm not my mother."
—Roberta, "Birth of a Salesman"
"Was that sarcasm, Junior? Cuz if there's one thing I don't understand, it's sarcasm."
—Donna, "Birth of a Salesman"
Season 2
"A petting zoo! I'd like to go poke a comatose goat."
—Rallo, "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin"
