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Funny: Teen Wolf

The TV series:

  • Just a disclaimer, most of these are going to be from Stiles since he is by far the funniest character on the show.
  • Jackson's initial assumption that Scott's new found athletic abilities are the result of steroids leads to this confrontation:
    Jackson: Where are you getting your juice?
    Scott: My mother does all the grocery shopping.
  • In the second episode when Stiles, after identifying wolfsbane before Scott:
    Stiles: Haven't you ever seen the Wolfman?
    Scott: ...No.
    Stiles: (sighs) You're so unprepared for this.
    • Scott and his mom:
    Mrs. McCall: It's not like you're on drugs, right?
    Scott: Like, right now?
    Mrs. McCall: "Right now?" Have you ever been on drugs?
    Scott: Have you?
    Mrs. McCall: ...Get some sleep.
    • Stiles pretending to be busy reading a leaflet on the menstrual cycle at the hospital.
  • "Pack Mentality":
    • Allison's bowling advice.
    Allison: You're thinking too much. You need to put your mind on something else. Think of me... naked.
    • Which actually works, since it raises his heart rate, allowing his wolf senses to kick in.
    • Scott talking big to Jackson:
    Scott: I am great at bowling.
    (cue Gilligan Cut to the hallway)
    Stiles: Scott, you're terrible at bowling!
    • And later, during the bowling game:
    Allison: Maybe you should stop pretending to suck just for his benefit.
    Lydia: Trust me, I do plenty of sucking just for his benefit.
    • Stiles, on what Scott did while changed.
    Stiles: Maybe you caught a rabbit or something.
    Scott: And did what?
    Stiles: Ate it.
    Scott (horrified): Raw?
    Stiles: No, you stopped to bake it in a little werewolf oven.
    • Stiles on his status as a sidekick.
    Stiles: Why is it starting to feel like you're Batman and I'm Robin? I don't wanna be Robin all the time!
    Scott: Nobody's Batman and Robin ANY of the time.
    Stiles: Not even some of the time?
    • Scott having his priorities somewhat...overly focused.
    Stiles: This means you're not a killer! And it also means that -
    Scott: (smiling) I can go out with Allison!
    Stiles: I was gonna say 'it means you won't kill me'...
    Scott: Oh yeah. That too.
  • Stiles and the McCall family baseball bat.
    Stiles: AAAHH!! DO ANY OF YOU EVEN PLAY BASEBALL?
    • The bat even gets a callback in 3x10 when Stiles brings it to the hospital. Ms. McCall asks about it and it gets lampshaded on it's ineffectiveness (it breaks after 30 seconds).
      • Which gets another callback in 3x12, when Stiles uses an aluminum bat to prop up the support beam before it falls, and Sheriff says "I told you metal was better than wood."
      • by 3x14, the bat is apparently Stiles weapon of choice. When Lydia complains about being left in the car during a rescue, Stiles' comment is "I only have one bat"
  • Basically, everything between Derek and Stiles during "Magic Bullet."
    Stiles: I don't think you should be barking orders with the way you look. In fact, I think that if I wanted to I could probably drag your little werewolf ass into the middle of the road and leave you for dead.
    Derek: Start the car, or I'm going to rip your throat out. With my teeth.
    • Alison getting her Aunt Kate off Scott's back, by showing her and her dad a condom. The looks on everyone's faces are pretty priceless.
  • Stiles and Danny:
    Stiles: One more question.
    Danny: What?!
    Stiles: Do you find me attractive?
    (Beat, while Danny gets a Flat "What." look on his face)
    (Stiles leans forward waiting for an answer and falls out of his seat)
  • Stiles' voicemail death threats:
    I'll kill you. Do you understand me? I'm gonna kill you. And I'm too upset to come up with a witty description about how exactly I'm gonna kill you, but I'm just gonna do it, ok? I'm gonna, grr, goodbye.
  • Scott's howl in episode 6 (the first one that is, the second one verges on a Crowning Moment of Awesome):
    Derek: You've got to be kidding me.
    Scott: Was that okay? I mean, it was a howl, right?
    Stiles: ...yeah, technically.
    Scott: What did it sound like to you?
    Stiles: Like a cat being choked to death, Scott.
    • Stiles introducing Scott to quite a lot of pain and torment in episode six, by use of Lacrosse Balls and a small angry mob. While proceeding to stand there observing things. For SCIENCE!
    "Dude! What are you doing to that guy's car?!"
  • From "Lunatic":
    Mrs. McCall: (hears someone enter) Scott?
    Stiles: (comes through the front door) Stiles.
    Mrs. McCall: (notices something in his hand) Key.
    Stiles: Yeah, I, uh, had one made.
    • A quick one:
  • Most (If not all) of Derek and Stiles interaction in "Wolf's Bane".
    • Especially when Danny shows up.
    Danny: You're a horrible person.
    Stiles: I know, it keeps me up at night.
    • And in the car in front of the hospital.
    Derek: Oh, and one more thing. (slams Stiles' head into the steering wheel)
    Stiles: Oh, holy hell, what was that for?!
    Derek: You know what that was for, now go!
  • Allison accidentally tazing Scott when he surprises her in the woods (that werewolf healing ability comes in handy on this show). And the conversation after, when he gives back her necklace.
    Scott: Found this at school.
    (hands her her necklace, which he had stolen)
    Allison: (gasps) Oh my god! Thank you! I was starting to think it had been stolen!
    Scott: No, no, definitely not stolen, by anyone.
  • Stiles refusing to say "I told you so" in "Formality." Because it's not enough.
    • When the sheriff pulls over Allison:
    Allison: I'm sorry I was going so fast...
    Sheriff Stilinski: You weren't going that fast. Just, uh, 75 in a 25, in a construction zone ...
    (later) Sheriff Stilinski definitely out of his depth : "...do I still have to write you a ticket ?"
    • Scott making sure Allison is safe in her room...then drifts off to sleep and falls off the roof. His tiny "ow" just sells it.
    • "I told them I'd cut off my one remaining testicle before I'd cut you!"
    • Jackson's crazed face when he asks Allison to the formal.
      • Made funnier by the fact that it's a Gilligan Cut. Jackson refuses to take Allison to the formal, Scott wolfs out and slams him into a door, cut to above.
    • Scott's quick thinking to get Coach Finstock off his neck at the dance: When the coach sees him there after having told him that he was not allowed to go, Scott quickly grabs Danny and dances with him, making the Coach's Angrish look like homophobia to the rest of the students. Finstock quickly backs off.
  • The Alpha makes Stiles get into Scott's account.
    Alpha: His user name is 'Allison'? *Beat* His password is ALSO 'Allison'?
    Stiles: Still want him in your pack?
    • The expression on the Alpha's face afterwards should also count.
  • Peter's explanation about what will happen if Lydia turns:
    Stiles:"Once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart."
    Peter:"Well actually, considering that she's a woman, twice a month."
  • Jackson sends a text to Lydia to break up with her early in season 1. She finds him in the hallway and immediately asks if he was trying to be funny:
    Jackson: No I wasn't trying to be funny. I would've put a "Haha" at the end of it. And see, there's no "Haha".
  • Lydia's AWOL and Scott and Stiles think she's turning. They bring this up to Jackson, and...
    Scott: We think she's turning.
    Jackson: Turning... into...
    Stiles: A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass?
  • A naked Lydia appears and demands a jacket. Stiles fumbles around, trying to pull off his Dad's, and falls flat on his face. His Dad just rolls his eyes and takes his jacket off.
  • One of the hunters goes to the police station to kill a new werewolf on the full moon. Derek gets the wolf out of there and leaves Stiles behind with the unconscious hunter and a mess of the jail cells. Enter Stiles's Dad.
    Stiles: (beat) Uh, he did it.
  • Stiles dumping Derek into the water when Derek tells him that he doesn't have the guts to go after the phone. What makes it funnier is that not only did Stiles fail to contact Scott but Derek is not even mad that he did it.
  • Scott and Stiles chase the kanima into a bar.
    Scott: Dude! Everyone in here's a dude! I think we're in a gay club.
    Stiles: (surrounded by drag queens) Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh Scott?
    • The entire gay bar sequence until the kanima attack is hilarious in fact. Scott and Stiles attempting to buy some drinks with their ACTUAL IDs, Scott getting sent a drink...
    • Made funnier by the fact that instead of uncomfortable, Scott looks incredibly proud of himself. Funnier still in that Stiles, who has the Running Gag of wondering if gay guys find him attractive, is openly annoyed that Scott got a drink and he didn't.
    • Or the exchange afterward between Stiles and his dad:
      Sheriff Stilinski: Why are you always at the scene of the crime?! And here, of all places?!
      Stiles: What, it's a club! We were clubbing! At the club!
      Sheriff Stilinski: Not exactly your type of club.
      Stiles: Well, dad, there's a conversation that we-
      Sheriff Stilinski: You're not gay.
      Stiles: I could be!
      Sheriff Stilinski: Not dressed like that.
    • Which becomes a Call Back when Stiles comments that he invited several friends to get Lydia's party going. Gilligan Cut to several drag queens and their friends at the door. Lydia stares at them for a beat and invites them in.
  • Ms. McCall desperately trying to act like a serious parent despite her habit of Hands-Off Parenting. She grounds Scott but slowly realizes that its less than practical after attempting to confine him to the house (he has work), take away his TV (it's broken), his computer (he needs it for school) she finally hits on something she can use.
    Scott: I need the computer for school
    Mrs McCall: Then no... uh [sees Stiles waiting in the hallway] no Stiles!
    Stiles: Wh- No Stiles?!
    Mrs McCall: [shouting] No Stiles!
  • In 2x02, the chain endlessly falling out of Stiles's locker as everyone turns to stare.
    Coach Finstock: Part of me wants to ask, the other part says knowing will be more disturbing than anything I could ever imagine. [turns and walks away]
  • Stiles, Erica, and Isaac are watching over a drugged Kanima!Jackson in a locked room. All of a sudden, the drugs wear off. Cue a collective and hilarious This Is Gonna Suck look on their faces before they immediately hightail it.
    • Followed by them desperately holding the door closed, and looking for something to block it with... then the Kanima bursts right through the wall next to them.
  • The "Sneak Peek" for 2x09 has a brilliant moment. Derek has locked up the baby wolves for the full moon, and they've lost control and are trying with all their might to break free.
    Derek: *Completely casual, on the phone* Scott, can you call me back, I'm probably gonna need some help... *Hangs up, looks around at the chaos* DEFINITELY going to need some help..."
  • This Call Back, but even more so the expressions it elicits.
    Derek: Tonight you’re going to want to kill anything you can find.
    Erica: Good thing I had my period last week, then
  • Stiles is under the influence of wolfsbane punch and is hallucinating, and Scott tries to get him to sober him up but fails. A fellow partygoer tells Scott that she can sober him up. Scott's skeptical, so she proves her point by dunking Stiles into the fountain. Doubles as Mood Whiplash as Stiles's hallucination was a Tear Jerker about his worst fear.
    Partygoer: How do you feel?
    Stiles: Like I'm might have to revisit my policy on hitting a girl.
    Partygoer: He's sober.
  • Stiles and Derek have both been paralyzed by the kanima. Derek's managed to get his claws out and digging into his leg in order to kickstart the healing and get the kanima's venom out of his system. When Stiles asks how that's going:
    Derek: I can move my toes.
    Stiles: Dude, I can move MY toes.
  • Finstock's inspirational speech to the team before the championship game. Melissa and Stiles recognize it from somewhere... and then realize that he's reciting the climactic speech from Independence Day, word for word. The rest of the speech is interspersed with the two snarking about how ridiculous the whole thing is.
  • While trying to get a Scott and Isaac to bring a cocooned Jackson to them, Peter and Derek finding out about a supposedly evolved Kanima that Jackson may turn into if the situation isn't resolved soon. After the two see an apparently disturbing picture, Peter finds a video.
    Derek: He's turning into that? That... has wings.
    Peter:(small voice) I can see that.
    [...]
    Peter: Look, someone actually made an animation of it. Maybe it's less frightening if we... (clicks play, and a disgusting screech emanates from the laptop. Peter immediately slams the laptop shut.) Nope, not at all. We should probably meet them halfway.
  • Jackson and Lydia in Lydia's car outside the video store, "discussing" what movie to watch.
    Jackson: Hoosiers is not only the best basketball movie ever, it's the best sports movie ever made.
    Lydia: No.
    Jackson: It's got Gene Hackman and Dennis Hopper!
    Lydia: No.
    Jackson: Lydia, I swear to God you're gonna like it.
    Lydia: No.
    Jackson: I am not watching The Notebook again!
    (Gilligan Cut to Jackson inside the store)
    Jackson: Can somebody help me find The Notebook?
  • Scott swearing up and down he'll not be distracted from his training:
    Scott: If you can teach me [to help defeat the alpha], I can stay away from her.
    (Gilligan Cut to Allison and Scott making out.)
  • Scott and Allison both thinking that Stiles is talking about beastiality when he mentions the bestiary.
    Stiles: He probably means a bestiary.
    Scott: A what?
    Stiles: A bestiary.
    Scott: (laughs) I think you mean beastiality.
    Stiles: No, pretty sure I don't. It's like an encyclopedia of mythical creatures.
    (later)
    Allison: I think you mean-
    Stiles: No, I mean bestiary! And the two of you, I don't wanna know what's going on in your heads!
    • In fairness, Allison is dating a werewolf...
  • Scott introducing Peter to Isaac:
    Isaac: Who is this guy?
    Scott: That's Peter, Derek's uncle. Little while ago he tried to kill us all, then we set him on fire and Derek ripped his throat out.
    Peter: Hi.
    Isaac (quietly): Good to know.
  • In 2x12, when the group is looking for information on the kanima, Peter pulls something out of a secret compartment in the staircase
    Derek What's that? A book?
    Peter No, its a laptop. What century are you living in?
  • In the season 3 premiere, Stiles is completely willing to skip the first day of school to look into the deer attack from the previous night. His father suggests begging, bribing, and extorting him to make him leave before literally dragging him out of his room and out of the house.
  • Scott and Stiles overhears the principal demanding that the damage in the library be cleaned up...and holds up a sword, wondering what the hell it is. So the two quickly book it.
  • Stiles notices a bandage on Lydia's heel.
    Stiles: What happened to you?
    Lydia: Prada bit me.
    Stiles: Your dog?
    Lydia: No, my designer handbag. Yes my dog.
  • Stiles in Chaos Rising provided:
    • His attempt to find a condom.
    • His acidental drop of said condom in Coach Finstock's class.
    • He distractly putting a glove in the vet office while people are discussing how to put Isaac in a trance.
    • His interactions with Peter. But especially this:
    Stiles: They’re an Alpha pack, right? So shouldn’t they have a lair?
    Peter: They’re werewolves, not Bond villains.
    Stiles: Wait a sec. Wait a sec. Maybe they’re living there. You know? Like, maybe the bank vault reminds them of their little wolf dens.
    Peter: Wolf dens?
    Stiles: Yeah, wolf dens. Where do you live?
    Peter: In an underground network of caves hidden deep in the woods.
    Stiles: Whoa, really?
    Peter: No, you idiot. I have an apartment downtown.
    • Stiles is skeptical that Derek can punch through a wall. He has Derek make a fist, and Derek promptly punches his hand. Scott doesn't know how to react, Peter is dreadfully amused, and Stiles acknowledges Derek can punch through the wall.
    • Speaking of Peter, Issac and Derek have a discussion which basically amounts to "But I don't like Peter!" "No one likes Peter." Cue Peter coming in and saying he has excellent hearing and that whatever they have to say, they can say to his face, leading to this:
    Derek (bluntly): We don't like you. Now shut up and help us.
  • Derek and Isaac in the car during "Fireflies"
    Isaac: So your, uhhh, your sister...
    Isaac: Sorry, it's a bad time. I'm sorry. I'll ask later, it's fine.
    Derek: (Another Disapproving Look combined with a Death Glare).
    Isaac: Or never. I'm good with never, yeah.
  • Stiles realizes that the latest three deaths are all virgin sacrifices. Stiles is a virgin, and in the next episode loudly bemoans that his virginity is literally a threat to his life.
    Danny: Alright, I'll do it. Be at my place at nine. Plan to stay the night. I like to cuddle.
    Stiles: Bwuh! (Beat) That was so sweet. Are you kidding?
    Danny: Yes, I was kidding.
    Stiles: It's not nice to toy with a guy's emotions like that, Danny!
    • There's also Isaac stealing Aiden's bike to piss him off. All with a smug grin on his face.
  • From "Frayed": Stiles needs the coach to stop the bus during a long road trip, but he adamantly refuses. Stiles then notices a student who has been car sick the entire ride and sits beside him.
    Stiles: Hey Jared. How ya doin'?
    (Stiles puts on an epic slasher smile)
    (cut to the bus stopped and the passengers running off in disgust)
    • Also from Frayed: Stiles reveals to Scott (and the viewing audience) that he is completely aware of the fact that Allison and Lydia have been following them "in secret" for hours.
    • Danny and Stiles texting. Just...the whole thing.
  • The look on Kali's face when Deaton completely non-reacts to her flashing him the Alpha eyes and baring her teeth at him. She seems absolutely baffled that it had no effect on him.
  • Scott and Isaac's adorably pathetic attempt at keeping Melissa safe from the darach:
    Scott: You were on watch last!
    Isaac: What are you talking about? You were on watch last!
    Scott: No, I wasn't! You were on watch last!
    Isaac (to Melissa): I might have been on watch last.
    Melissa: My heroes.
    • Those three are made of adorable and funny together. There's also the great scene from the second season finale when Scott and Isaac tell Melissa to zip the body bag around the kanima while it reflexively bites out. Melissa gives a great WTF expression before zipping the bag, while the werewolves back away scared.
    Scott: Zip, Mom, zip!
  • Cora tells Lydia to stay away from Aiden in "Currents".
    Lydia: My last boyfriend was a homicidal lizard. I think I can handle a werewolf.
  • Stiles nicknaming the Ethan and Aidan fusion "Voltron Wolf."
  • When Peter offers Derek his help in 2x11, he questions:
    Derek: Why would I want help from a total psycho?
    Peter: First off, I'm not a total pyscho. You're the one who slashed my throat wide open, but we're all works in progress right? So......
  • Also, when Stiles feels like Ethan is threatening him in 3x09...
    Stiles: Is he looking at me? Are you threatening me? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe, and shove it up your freakin-
    Scott: Stiles, okay!
  • When Scott gets a tattoo, Stiles is looking around the store while the tattooer prepares himself:
    Stiles: Sure you don't want something like this? (shows a picture of a kanima and earns a Disapproving Look) Too soon?
    • Also from that same episode, when Stiles immediately faints at the sight of Scott getting the tattoo.
  • In the Overlooked, Chris doesn't know who Jennifer Blake is Isaac declares she's the teacher with the brown hair and that she's "Kinda hot." which earns him a disapproving look from Scott, Allison, Melissa and Chris.
  • The "Oh, for fuck's sake" face Ms. Blake makes when she looks around her in the elevator—Derek won't let go of her arm, Scott's glaring at her, and Stiles is gripping his bat and shaking as if it's all he can do to not fly at her. Her reaction is hilarious.
  • The conversations between Stiles and an FBI agent who knows both he and his father (since he's Scott's dad). Stiles, stressed out and not in the mood for this man's interrogation:
    Agent McCall: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
    Stiles: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
  • Stiles and Lydia go to the guidance counselor's office, to find only the Sassy Black Girl who dunked Stiles' head underwater to sober him, not Ms. Morrel. She is quite the snarker; annoyed that they have seemingly busted in without an appointment, annoyed when Stiles takes out the private files Ms. Morrel has, etc. When Stiles notices the tree drawing in Lydia's file matches the one he saw her drawing in class, and they open her notebook to reveal pages and pages of the exact same tree, drawn exactly identical down to the last line:
    Girl: Okay, you can have my session. You got bigger issues.
  • Isaac's complete irreverence when the FBI is questioning him, Allison, and Scott regarding the missing parents - his parents are dead, after all.
  • Ethan and Lydia convincing Derek to leave before Kali comes to kill him, and then facing down Kali themselves.
    • Peter strongly endorses the idea:
    Derek: Do you want me to run?
    Peter: No. I want you to stay and get slaughtered by an Alpha with a psychotic foot fetish
    • Lydia does not skimp on the snark, even when confronting a murderous Alpha:
    Kali: Who do you think you're talking to? (Close-up shot of Kali's clawed feet)
    Lydia: Someone in desperate need of a pedicure. I'd be happy to give you a referral.
  • In "Anchors", Kira's father embarrasing her with a very public introduction to her class.
    • She confronts him about it after.
    Mr. Yukimura: You said you wanted to be noticed.
    Kira: I could set myself on fire and be noticed!
    Mr. Yukimura: But then you'd be dead.
    Kira: Exactly.
  • In the next episode, "More Good Than Bad", he continues. Kira is looking for some research she did for Scott and can't find it, and her father appears behind her to give it to her. While specifically stating it's "for that boy that you like". Scott and Kira's expressions say it all.
  • Stiles complaining about Isaac's scarf. And Issac. "What's the point of you again?"
  • The season three episode "Galvanize" gives us Stiles explaining to Scott that, since he's an alpha now, he's basically the hot girl that everybody wants to be with.
    Stiles: You're the Hot girl.
    Scott: I'm the hot girl?
    Stiles: You're the hottest girl.
    Isaac (arriving): What?
    Scott (completely serious): I'm the hot girl.
    Isaac (also serious): Yes you are.
  • Also in Galvanize, Isaac attempts to put the moves on Allison. When swooping in for a kiss doesn't quite work, he instead pulls his shirt off. Allison does the same...and they don't get any further because at that moment her dad walks in.
    Chris Argent (offscreen): ANOTHER WEREWOLF?!?!?!
    • Prior to that, Allison's smirk upon hearing Isaac attempting to sneak into her apartment via electrified windows.
    • Aiden is trying to convince Ethan that they should go back to high school, and Ethan is firmly against it. Until he sees Danny flirting with another guy, that is. He still refuses to take math.
    • All the pranks that Scott and Stiles pull on Coach Finstock.
    • While Barrow is inarguably terrifying, especially when talking to a kidnapped Kira, his comment about how "nobody likes crappy remakes" is pretty funny considering what show he's on.
  • Illuminated is set on Halloween, and a bunch of kids in costume come up to Derek while he's by his car. He slowly reaches in the car, staring at them...and pulls out a big bag of candy. Then wolfs out and scares the shit out of them. The self-satisfied look on his face afterwards is priceless.
  • More meta, but an episode of Wolf Watch has various members of the Teen Wolf cast listing their most memorable romantic moments of the series. At the end, Jill Wagner (Kate, and the host of Wolf Watch), completely serious, insists that her favourite romantic moment was "Kate licking Derek's abs. That was super romantic."
    • The episode after that laid some additional context to the ab-licking scene. Tyler Posey, Tyler Hoechlin, and Dylan O'Brien were all living together during the first season, and Posey and Dylan got a hold of the script first. They spent the next few days making fun of Hoechlin, and later gathered a group of people onto the set on the day of that scene so that everybody could watch.
  • Agent Mc Call is curious who Meredith (a banshee who escaped from a mental institution) is. Stiles immediately claims she's his girlfriend
    Meredith: Uh, you're not my type.
    Stiles': Well, obviously, we have a lot to talk about. We should take this upstairs.
    Meredith (looking at Isaac): He's my type.
    Stiles: Okay. Isaac can come, too.
    • O'Brien's delivery absolutely makes the exchange. Stiles is so completely done, but he's insistent on powering on regardless.
  • The opening scene of season 4 is Stiles and Lydia nervously walking through a Mexican village while Lydia continuously complains that there plan is stupid and they're all going to die.
    Stiles: Are you saying that as a banshee or as a pessimist?
    Lydia: I'm saying it as a person who doesn't want to die.
    Stiles: Well from now on lets keep all talk of death to banshee-related predictions.
    • Malia's complete lack of empathy towards the other members of the pack, usually in the form of telling everyone but Stiles that she's entirely willing to leave them behind. As Stiles reiterates through the episode, she's making progress.
  • The first thing Sheriff Stilinski does when he finds out about de-aged Derek Hale is ask Scott and Stiles if they've been time travelling.
    Stilinski: Because if time travel is real, y'know what, I'm done! I'm out. You're gonna be driving me to Eichen House.
    Scott: No, we found him like that!
    Stilinski: What, swimming in the Fountain of Youth?!
    Stiles: No, we found him in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Aztec temple in Mexico buried underneath a church in a village that was destroyed by an earthquake.
  • Mr. Yukimura continuously demanding that his students turn their phones off in his increasingly unruly class until Kira points out that the latest ring was his phone.
    • Better yet, it's Lydia texting for Scott to call her since she couldn't get through to anyone.
  • When Stiles and De-aged!Derek run into Scott's dad, Stiles promptly introduces him as Miguel, his cousin.
  • Braeden forcing Peter to pay her a lot of money to hunt Kate Argent, continuously driving up the price while propping her boots up on the table.
  • Kira attempts to flirt with Liam and convince him to come to a party so Scott and the pack can chain him up when he transforms during the full moon. In slow-motion, we see her gracefully descend the stairs, do a Hair Flip while gazing at Liam, then miss a step and tumble down the rest of the flight. Still in slow-motion.
    • Scott attempts to explain to Liam what happened to him in the same way Derek tried to explain it to Scott. It goes down just as well as it did the first time.
    • Stiles testing the chains on Malia when his father walks in. Paraphrased...
    Stiles:I can explain.
    Stilinski:I don't want to know. *walks away*
    Stiles: It's not what you think! ...At all!
    • Made better by Malia's hilariously innocently confused look.
  • Stiles looking over pictures of murders in the middle of class, which Coach Finstock notices.
    Coach:If I could grade you on how profoundly you disturb me, you would be an A+ student.
  • Stiles and Lydia bickering like an old married couple in "Perishable."
    Lydia:My grandma and I used to read The Little Mermaid every night.
    Stiles: ...you used to read a movie?
    Lydia: (blinks) ...it was a book first.
  • Malia's favorite food: Deer.
  • Stiles and Liam try to explain Scott and Kira's absence to Coach Finstock by implying that they're off having sex. It doesn't work.
    Finstock: What would Scott and Kira be doing together that is so important?
  • In the season four finale:
    • A Berserker's Oh, Crap reaction when it realizes it was holding a claymore mine.
    • Sheriff Stilinski threatening to ground Stiles once he gets back from Mexico. Gets a call back after the group hug between Malia, Stiles and the Sheriff, it turns out Sheriff Stilinski handcuffed Stiles to his desk.
    • Liam, Scott, and Stiles excuse their absence to Coach Finstock by claiming that Scott and Kira decided to have their first date in Mexico, and Stiles and Liam had to retrieve them. He doesn't believe a word of it, but what he does believe sounds quite strange.
    Finstock:I've had experiences south of the border that would make your genitals fall off.
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