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'''Theo:''' Nope! C'mon, Liam, give me ano-... This isn't even a car key!

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'''Theo:''' Nope! C'mon, Liam, give me ano-... ano- This isn't even a car key!



'''Liam:''' ...Not really.\\
(Theo smiles)

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'''Liam:''' ...Not really.\\
(Theo smiles)
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'''Stiles:''' I usually pass out...I still might do that.

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'''Stiles:''' I usually pass out... I still might do that.



-->'''Lydia:''' ''(on the phone with Malia)'' He'll be fine.\\

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-->'''Lydia:''' ''(on (on the phone with Malia)'' Malia) He'll be fine.\\



''(Liam faints before the needle even gets close to Lydia instead.)''

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''(Liam (Liam faints before the needle even gets close to Lydia instead.)''instead)
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'''Stiles:''' No, no. What you ''need'' is to be beaten. Severely. With a lead pipe...wrapped in barbed wire.\\

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'''Stiles:''' No, no. What you ''need'' is to be beaten. Severely. With a lead pipe...wrapped pipe. Wrapped in barbed wire.\\



'''Stiles:''' Murders. Some murders were made.

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'''Stiles:''' Murders. ''Murders.'' Some murders were made.
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'''Haigh:''' What's that supposed to mean- (Gets punched in the face.)

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'''Haigh:''' What's that supposed to mean- (Gets (gets punched in the face.)

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-->'''Stiles:''' Hey...um...this is not what you think...At all.\\
'''Stilinski:''' I don't even want to know.\\
(he walks away)\\
'''Stiles:''' There's nothing to know! Cuz I just...\\

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-->'''Stiles:''' Hey...um...this Um... This is not what you think...think... At all.\\
'''Stilinski:''' I don't even want to know.\\
(he walks away)\\
'''Stiles:''' There's nothing to know! Cuz 'Cause I just...\\



'''Stiles:''' ...told him that.
** Made better by Malia's ''hilariously'' innocently confused look.

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'''Stiles:''' ...told Told him that.
** Made better by Malia's ''hilariously'' innocently confused look.
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-->'''Stiles''': Have you always been this good or did it suddenly happen just once over night? Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full moon...\\

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-->'''Stiles''': Have you always been this good or did it suddenly happen just once over night? Have you ever been out in the middle of the woods during the night of a full moon...\\moon-\\



-->'''Coach Finstock''': Terrible. Horrifying. Pathetic. Unbelievably pathetic. Is that everyone? (''Stiles, who looks exhausted from running, falls to the ground'') Yup, that's everyone.

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-->'''Coach Finstock''': Terrible. Horrifying. Pathetic. Unbelievably pathetic. Is that everyone? (''Stiles, (Stiles, who looks exhausted from running, falls to the ground'') ground) Yup, that's everyone.
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'''Stiles:'''' Well, obviously, we have a lot to talk about. We should take this upstairs.\\

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'''Stiles:'''' '''Stiles:''' Well, obviously, we have a lot to talk about. We should take this upstairs.\\



'''Stiles:''' We are not going to ''psychologically'' torture her either.\\

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'''Stiles:''' We are not going to ''psychologically'' psychologically torture her either.\\
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-->'''Coach Finstock''': Oh, crap.
(Blackout. When they cut back...)
--> '''Coach Finstock:''' (screaming) Get it out of me! Get it out of me! Get it out of me!
--> '''Stiles:''' Coach-
--> '''Coach Finstock:''' Oh my God, I'm gonna die! Get it out of me! I'm gonna die!
--> '''Stiles:''' Coach, you're not going to die-
--> '''Coach Finstock:''' I'M GONNA DIE!

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-->'''Coach Finstock''': Oh, crap.
crap.\\
(Blackout. When they cut back...)
-->
)\\
'''Coach Finstock:''' (screaming) Get it out of me! Get it out of me! Get it out of me!
-->
me!\\
'''Stiles:''' Coach-
-->
Coach-\\
'''Coach Finstock:''' Oh my God, I'm gonna die! Get it out of me! I'm gonna die!
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die!\\
'''Stiles:''' Coach, you're not going to die-
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die-\\
'''Coach Finstock:''' I'M GONNA DIE!



'''Oliver:''' [tied to the bed] I would go with sleep. [waves]

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'''Oliver:''' [tied (tied to the bed] bed) I would go with sleep. [waves](he waves)



-->'''Scott:''' Give me the finger...({{beat}})...you know what I mean.

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-->'''Scott:''' Give me the finger...({{beat}})...you ({{beat}}) ...You know what I mean.

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'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. ({{Beat}}) ...Let me ''ask'' the questions.\\
(Stiles winks at him)

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'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. ({{Beat}}) ...Let me ''ask'' the questions.\\
(Stiles winks at him)

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'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. ({{Beat}}) ...Let me ''ask'' the questions. [Stiles winks at him]

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'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. ({{Beat}}) ...Let me ''ask'' the questions. [Stiles \\
(Stiles
winks at him]him)
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* While Barrow is unarguably terrifying, especially when talking to a kidnapped Kira, his comment about how "nobody likes crappy remakes" is pretty funny considering [[SelfDeprecatingHumour what show he's on]].

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* While Barrow is unarguably terrifying, especially when talking to a kidnapped Kira, his comment about how "nobody "Nobody likes crappy remakes" remakes," is pretty funny considering [[SelfDeprecatingHumour what show he's on]].
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--->'''Chris:''' Allison, can I see you in my office? ''[to Isaac]'' Where I ''keep my guns''.

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--->'''Chris:''' Allison, can I see you in my office? ''[to Isaac]'' Where I ''keep keep my guns''.guns.
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'''Isaac (arriving):''' What?\\
'''Scott (completely serious):''' I'm the hot girl.\\
'''Isaac (also serious):''' Yes you are.

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'''Isaac (arriving):''' '''Isaac:''' (arriving) What?\\
'''Scott '''Scott:''' (completely serious):''' serious) I'm the hot girl.\\
'''Isaac '''Isaac:''' (also serious):''' serious) Yes you are.



-->'''Chris Argent (offscreen):''' ''ANOTHER WEREWOLF?!?!?!''

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-->'''Chris Argent (offscreen):''' -->'''Argent:''' (offscreen) ''ANOTHER WEREWOLF?!?!?!''



'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. (''beat'') ...Let me ''ask'' the questions. [Stiles winks at him]

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'''[=McCall=]:''' Ok, let me answer the questions. (''beat'') ...({{Beat}}) ...Let me ''ask'' the questions. [Stiles winks at him]
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'''Lydia:''' Someone in desperate need of a pedicure. I'd be happy to give you a referral.

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'''Lydia:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Someone in desperate need of a pedicure. I'd be happy to give you a referral.
referral.]]
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'''Allison:''' Not nervous are you?\\

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'''Allison:''' Not nervous nervous, are you?\\



'''Allison:''' No not at all. (Turns camera away.)\\
'''Chris:''' (In the background) Did he look nervous?\\

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'''Allison:''' No not at all. (Turns (turns camera away.)\\
'''Chris:''' (In (in the background) Did he look nervous?\\
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'''Stiles:''' You called a police before you called me?\\

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'''Stiles:''' You called a the police before you called me?\\
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'''Stiles:''' Ahh! ({{Beat}}) What?\\

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'''Stiles:''' Ahh! Ah! ({{Beat}}) What?\\



(Stiles puts on an epic {{slasher smile}}. Jared gets an epic ThisIsGonnaSuck face.)\\

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(Stiles puts on an epic {{slasher smile}}. Jared gets an epic makes a ThisIsGonnaSuck face.)\\



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* The Kanima moves. Scott and Isaac, two ''werewolves'' with super strength, super speed, fangs and claws, back away, leaving Melissa, Scott's petite, entirely human mother next to the body bag.
--> '''Scott:''' Zip, Mom, zip!

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* The Kanima moves. Scott and Isaac, two ''werewolves'' werewolves with super strength, super speed, fangs and claws, back away, leaving Melissa, Scott's petite, entirely human mother next to the body bag.
--> '''Scott:''' -->'''Scott:''' Zip, Mom, zip!



-->'''Derek:''' He's turning into that? That... has ''wings''. \\
'''Peter:'''(small voice) I can see that.\\

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-->'''Derek:''' He's turning into that? That... has ''wings''. Has ''wings''.\\
'''Peter:'''(small '''Peter:''' (small voice) I can see that.\\



'''Peter:''' Look, someone actually made an animation of it. Maybe it's less frightening if we... ''(clicks play, and a disgusting screech emanates from the laptop. Peter immediately slams the laptop shut.)'' Nope, not at all. We should probably meet them halfway.

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'''Peter:''' Look, someone actually made an animation of it. Maybe it's less frightening if we... ''(clicks (clicks play, and a disgusting screech emanates from the laptop. Peter immediately slams the laptop shut.)'' ) Nope, not at all. We should probably meet them halfway.
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'''Stiles:''' Wh- No Stiles?!\\

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'''Stiles:''' Wh- Wha- No Stiles?!\\



-->'''Derek:''' *Completely casual, on the phone* Scott, can you call me back, I'm probably gonna need some help... (he Hangs up and looks around at the chaos) ''Definitely'' going to need some help...

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-->'''Derek:''' *Completely (completely casual, on the phone* phone) Scott, can you call me back, I'm probably gonna need some help... (he Hangs up and looks around at the chaos) ''Definitely'' going to need some help...



-->''' Isaac (quietly):''' Good to know.

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-->''' Isaac (quietly):''' -->'''Isaac:''' (quietly) Good to know.
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'''Scott:''' Next time you see a tripwire...don't trip it.\\

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'''Scott:''' Next time you see a tripwire...don't Don't trip it.\\



'''Jackson:''' Turning... into...\\

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'''Jackson:''' Turning... into...Into...\\



-->'''Coach Finstock:''' Part of me wants to ask. The other part says ''knowing'', will be ''more'' disturbing than ''anything'' I could ''ever'' imagine. So, I'm gonna walk away.... ''[turns and walks away]''

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-->'''Coach Finstock:''' Part of me wants to ask. The other part says ''knowing'', knowing, will be ''more'' more disturbing than ''anything'' anything I could ''ever'' ever imagine. So, I'm gonna walk away.... ''[turns (turns and walks away]''away)



'''Stiles:''' Ah...He-he's failing two classes, he's a little socially awkward and if you look close enough his jawline is kind of uneven.\\

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'''Stiles:''' Ah... He-he's failing two classes, he's a little socially awkward and if you look close enough his jawline is kind of uneven.\\



-->'''Stiles:''' *{{Beat}}* Uh, he did it.

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-->'''Stiles:''' *{{Beat}}* ({{Beat}}) Uh, he did it.



-->'''Scott:''' See...(falls on his ass)

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-->'''Scott:''' See... (falls on his ass)



-->'''Stiles:''' What? Scott c'mon. I'm a 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense.

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-->'''Stiles:''' What? Scott Scott, c'mon. I'm a 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone. Sarcasm is my only defense.



'''Stiles: (surrounded by drag queens)''' Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh Scott?

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'''Stiles: '''Stiles:''' (surrounded by drag queens)''' queens) Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh Scott?



'''Stiles:''' Wha - I could be!\\

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'''Stiles:''' Wha - Wha- I could be!\\



'''Mrs [=McCall=]:''' Then no... uh [sees Stiles waiting in the hallway] no Stiles!\\

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'''Mrs [=McCall=]:''' Then no... uh Uh... [sees Stiles waiting in the hallway] no No Stiles!\\



'''Mrs [=McCall=]:''' [shouting] No Stiles!

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'''Mrs [=McCall=]:''' [shouting] (shouting) No Stiles!



* Followed by them desperately holding the door closed, and looking for something to block it with... then the Kanima bursts right through the wall next to them.

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* Followed by them desperately holding the door closed, and looking for something to block it with... then Then the Kanima bursts right through the wall next to them.



-->'''Derek:''' *Completely casual, on the phone* Scott, can you call me back, I'm probably gonna need some help... *Hangs up, looks around at the chaos* DEFINITELY going to need some help..."

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-->'''Derek:''' *Completely casual, on the phone* Scott, can you call me back, I'm probably gonna need some help... *Hangs up, (he Hangs up and looks around at the chaos* DEFINITELY chaos) ''Definitely'' going to need some help..."



'''Stiles:''' Oh, dear god.

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'''Stiles:''' [[OhCrap Oh, dear god.]]
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-->'''Stiles:''' "Once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart."\\
'''Peter:''' "Well actually, considering that she's a woman, twice a month."

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-->'''Stiles:''' "Once Once a month she'll go out of her freakin' mind and try to tear me apart."\\
\\
'''Peter:''' "Well Well actually, considering that she's a woman, twice a month."

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'''Sheriff Stilinski:''' You weren't going that fast. Just, uh, 75 in a 25, in a construction zone ...
--> (later) '''Sheriff Stilinski''' ''definitely out of his depth'' : "...do I still have to write you a ticket ?"
* Scott making sure Allison is safe in her room...then drifts off to sleep and falls off the roof. His tiny "ow" just sells it.

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'''Sheriff Stilinski:''' You weren't going that fast. Just, uh, 75 in a 25, in a construction zone ...
--> (later)
zone...\\
(later)\\
'''Sheriff Stilinski''' ''definitely (definitely out of his depth'' : "...do depth): ...Do I still have to write you a ticket ?"
ticket?
* Scott making sure Allison is safe in her room... then drifts off to sleep and falls off the roof. His tiny "ow" "Ow" just sells it.
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--> '''Scott:''' Stiles -\\

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--> '''Scott:''' Stiles -\\Stiles-\\
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-->'''Jackson:''' {{Hoosiers}} is not only the best basketball movie ever, it's the best sports movie ever made.\\

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-->'''Jackson:''' {{Hoosiers}} Hoosiers is not only the best basketball movie ever, it's the best sports movie ever made.\\



-->'''Alpha:''' His user name is 'Allison'? ({{Beat}}) His password is ALSO 'Allison'?\\

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-->'''Alpha:''' His user name is 'Allison'? ({{Beat}}) His password is ALSO ''also'' 'Allison'?\\
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** by 3x14, the bat is apparently Stiles' weapon of choice. When Lydia complains about being left in the car during a rescue, Stiles' comment is "I only have one bat!"

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** by By 3x14, the bat is apparently Stiles' weapon of choice. When Lydia complains about being left in the car during a rescue, Stiles' comment is "I only have one bat!"
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'''Scott:''' [[IncorruptiblePurePureness My mom does all the grocery shopping.]]

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'''Scott:''' ({{Beat}}) [[IncorruptiblePurePureness My mom does all the grocery shopping.]]
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--> '''Jackson:''' Where. Are you. Getting. Your juice?\\

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--> '''Jackson:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Where. Are you. Getting. Your juice?\\juice?]]\\
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'''Mrs. [=McCall=]:''' You bet your ass I am serious. [[BitingTheHandHumor I'm ''not'' gonna end up on some reality television show with a pregnant 16-year-old.]] Come on!

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'''Mrs. [=McCall=]:''' You bet your ass I am serious. [[BitingTheHandHumor I'm ''not'' not gonna end up on some reality television show with a pregnant 16-year-old.]] Come on!
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'''Mrs. [=McCall=]:''' You bet your ass I am serious. [[BitingTheHandHumor I'm *not* gonna end up on some reality television show with a pregnant 16-year-old.]] Come on!

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'''Mrs. [=McCall=]:''' You bet your ass I am serious. [[BitingTheHandHumor I'm *not* ''not'' gonna end up on some reality television show with a pregnant 16-year-old.]] Come on!

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