Funny / Jimmy Two-Shoes

Jimmy Two-Shoes is a rather hilarious take on Hell. A few episodes and you'll see why.

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Season 1

Spew-Tube

• The origin of the In-Universe "Bellyflop Lucius" meme - an old home movie Jimmy, Heloise and Beezy found in the basement of Lucius mansion, showing Lucius as a child trying to jump off a high diving board, only to get his jumpsuit caught on the board, leading to him bellyflopping into the pool in his underwear. Heloise copies the film with a video camera, and puts it on Spew-Tube (against Beezy and Jimmy's wishes), humiliating Lucius through the whole town.
  • Every attempt at making Lucius look tough and scary again just makes everything worse, culminating in a video of him swatting a bee, only to be swatted himself by a whole swarm.
• If you know anything about Heloise, the sheer audacity of her to say "I feel bad about it now" and pull off puppy-dog eyes while at it is one. The fact that not even Jimmy and Beezy fall for it says a lot.
  Jimmy: Oh, you don't expect me to believe that.
  (Heloise continues; Jimmy and Beezy stare unapprovingly)
  Heloise: (stops doing it) It was worth a try.
  • Even better is that she tries it again in "Monster Mutt".
  Jimmy: You are such a fibber.
• Lucius' attempt to assert that he is feared by the people of Miseryville ("I am tough. MONSTERS FEAR ME!!!!!") and how it is quickly ruined by a random monster shouting "Bellyflop Lucius" from outside his window.
• Lucius cannot stand hearing the people of Miseryville ridicule him any longer.
  Lucius: I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THOSE WORDS AGAIN!
  Beezy: (hanging over a vat of acid) You mean "Bellyflop Lucius"? (Lucius snarls in fury) Pop, I think you're overreacting.
  Lucius: (to Samy) DO IT! (drops Beezy in the acid)
  • And then Beezy turns out to be fine and is seen comfortably bathing the acid like he's in a hot tub. "I was just getting comfortable."

Monster Mutt

• Beezy interrupts Heloise and Jimmy's picnic and tells them his dad got mad at him "for no reason". Cue Cutaway Gag of Beezy at Misery Inc. asleep at a control panel while utter chaos ensues behind him as Lucius screams at him for help.
  Beezy: He says I don't notice stuff.
• This, mostly due to the way Lucius says it.
  Lucius: Bring me my Beezy!
  Samy: The one that talks or the one that pees on machines?
  Lucius: The peeing one...
• Throughout the episode, Heloise keeps asking Jimmy to go on a picnic with her, which eventually leads to this:
  Jimmy: Not till Beezy and Cerbee are back to normal.
  Heloise: They're... never... gonna be normal.
  • As if to prove her point, we get this immediately afterwards
  Beezy: Cool! I can chew on my own foot! Huh? Huh?
  (Heloise glares at Jimmy, who smiles sheepishly)
• Heloise slicing a cake with an axe while in Jimmy's body.
• Lucius' utter apathy to the fact that Beezy's brain has been switched with a dog's.
  Jimmy: We have to switch them back.
  Lucius: (apathetically) Why?
  Jimmy: What do you mean "why"? Your son's a dog.
  Lucius: (still apathetically) Mmhm.
  Jimmy: A dog!
  Lucius: (smiling) That's right.
• "You think they would have seen that helicopter."

Heat Blanket Jimmmy

• Lucius blasts off on his jetpack to spread more misery... from inside his house.
  (Crash!)
  Lucius: The roof. Open the roof.
  (Samy pushes a button. Crash!)
  Lucius: Open the second roof! (Crash!) Open them all!
• Jimmy doing a freeze frame jump and staying in mid air, twice.
  Heloise: How does he do that? (pokes Jimmy with a stick and Jimmy floats away)
• This:
  Samy: Beezy! Your father's been swallowed by a fish!
  Beezy: My dad doesn't eat fish.
  Samy: No! This is a fish (draws a fish on Beezy's sand-caked belly) Your father is inside it!
  Beezy: No. You are!
• Heloise squashing Jimmy and Beezy's dangling tongues with a giant mecha. When the two ask her to get it off their tongues, she does... by activating rockets in its feet that singe Jimmy and Beezy's tongues!
  • Beezy then whines about the heat, so Heloise than zaps him with a freeze ray, encasing his head in ice.
• Lucius does Miseryville's weather forecast.
  Lucius: And after that [heat wave], a gentle autumn breeze.
  (Jimmy and Beezy sigh with relief)
  Lucius: Did I say breeze? (Jimmy and Beezy nod happily) I meant HOT! HOT! HOOOOOOOT!!!
  (fire spews from the television, charring Jimmy and Beezy's faces)
• Lucius drains the sea to end Miseryville's beach party once and for all. But he didn't count on Beezy befriending the sea monster that ate him.
  Beezy: Dad, this is Chester. He's going to be staying with us for a while.
• Heloise suggests rescuing Lucius from the sea monster by using a hornet nest covered in dynamite as fishing bait.
  Samy: No! We need Lucius back in one piece!
  Heloise: (rolls eyes) Picky. Picky.
• Jimmy doing an excited jump into the air, only to somehow stay in that pose, like a freeze-frame. Twice!
  Heloise: How does he do that?!

Cellphone-itis

• Dr Scientist has some... interesting pastimes.
  What? You don't dress up as a chicken when you're home alone?
• Beezy tries to convince Jimmy to give him his cellphone.
  Beezy: I can't sleep without a cellphone! It tells me sweet, sweet stories late at night!
  Jimmy: That's just me on the other end...
  Beezy: Why are you ruining everything?! I'm cracking up here! (shatters into numerous tiny pieces)
• Lucius making Samy eat one of Beezy's cellphones.
• Beezy's fetal positions as he breaks down over his inability to live without a cellphone. At one point, he starts living on the street with a few homeless monsters.
  • Without a cellphone, Beezy can't call for takeout, and assumes this means he'll never eat again. Apparently just going to the restaurant himself never occurs to him.
• After Lucius destroys all of Miseryville's cellphones (except his own), Heloise traps him in the Sardiner, and we get this.
  Lucius: Someone call for help!
  (beat)
  Heloise: Now that is ironic.
• How does the Sardiner fuse Samy and Lucius together? By placing the former's head where the latter's butt was.
  Lucius: (vigorously scratching his behind) This rash is giving me a terrible itch! (turns around)
  Samy: (to audience) Well, how do you think I feel?

Carnival Lucius

• "Dun dun dun, dun dun dun." "Is that all it does?"
  • "Take this as a warning, Lucius Heinous VII is nobody's fool!" (fart noise) "Hey, it does make another sound!"
    • After Lucius takes the toy from Samy and breaks it, he ends up farting for real.
  Lucius: (somewhat embarrassed) Okay, that was me.
  • The stinger brings back an old friend.
  "Dun dun dun"
  Lucius (falling through the Abyss of Nothingness trapped inside the carnival briefcase): Oh, perfect!
• In the same episode, Jimmy and Heloise are on a roller coaster of doom and go through a knife cutting area with only a part of Jimmy's hair being cut off.
  Heloise: We should have been chopped to bits. Hey Lucius! Your henchman do shoddy work!
• The episode's Running Gag is Beezy in a Lucius costume playing as the carnival mascot and being tormented by children.
  Beezy (on cell phone): No problem [Jimmy], I'm about to go on break.
  (it widens out to reveal Beezy is tied on a rope upside down by kids, who then destroy his phone)
  Beezy: I could eat you, you know.
  (the kids then pop the costume's nose, which already has several patches to fix previous bursts)
  Beezy: Not. Cool.
• This:
  Lucius: Who wants to ride on the Bucket of Bolts?!
  Monster: Is it safe?
  (Lucius gives a death glare and presses a button, cause the ground to spring and send the monster flying)
• Lucius punishes Heloise and Jimmy for tricking him into building a funfair, leading to this exchange. The fact that Heloise actually pauses to think for a second before responding in a very cheerful tone is what sells it.
  Heloise: Your problem is you have no sense of humor.
  Lucius: You tricked me into building a place that causes no misery whatsoever. You think that's funny?!
  Heloise: (Beat) Yep!
• Beezy and Lucius argue over the latter sending Jimmy and Heloise to their doom when the former arrives to try and save them.
  Lucius: Your friends are being thrown into the Abyss of Nothingness forever! (calmly) It's not that big a deal.
  Beezy: Says you, dad! They're my friends, and maybe to me, it's a big— (swings his arm and accidentally breaks the roller coaster accelerator) Aw, nuts.

Baby Boom

• We have a scene that starts with Heloise playing a sadistic game of teatime with a large monster and a Miseryvillian squirrel, and her terrified guests have mysterious helmets on their heads (Which seem to be the ones Heloise used to switch Beezy and Cerbee's bodies in "Monster Mutt").
• We also have this dialogue that's made funnier due to Beezy's deadpan and rather Out Of Character reply^note Normally, the insult would sail right over his head:
  Jimmy: Heloise! We've got a babysitting problem!
  Heloise: That's because you're babysitting Beezy.
  Beezy: Funny. You're splitting my sides.
  Heloise: Don't give me any ideas...
• When Molotov rushes all the way back home to pulverize Jimmy and Beezy for something his son claimed they were doing, Molotov's wife asks a giant lobster monster bathing in a hot tub what her husband just said^note Molotov really said "I! WILL! PULVERIZE THEM!":
  Lobster: He said... (a giant hand grabs him and a chomping sound is heard) AUUGGHH!!
  Molotov's Wife: What? I can't hear you!
  (the lobster's empty shell is tossed back into the tub)
  Molotov's Wife: Speak up!

Way Below Par

• The "panel of experts", which is just a dopey demon sitting in a kiddie pool wearing overalls, a bucket on his head, and arm floats.
  "Panel of Experts": I am a panel of experts! (pulls the bucket over his eyes and wacks it with a spoon)
  (Samy and Humphrey stare in confusion for a second before returning to the viewers)
  Humphrey: He predicted Lucius.
• "LOUSY RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES!"
• Beezy's montage of how much of a Sore Loser Lucius is. One highlight is when one of his bodyguard demons puts his golf clubs up to his mouth, and he shreds through them like a woodchipper
• Beezy is a very supportive friend:
  Jimmy: Beezy! You watchin'?
  Beezy: (lying on couch and staring in opposite direction) I can see you from here!

Jimmy Matchmaker

• Lucius tells Beezy that he needs to bring a date to his statue unveiling:
  Beezy: Fine! See you there! Girl in hand!
  (beat)
  Beezy (to Jimmy, in a low voice): How do you look in a dress?
  Jimmy: Are we talking full-length or mini? (beat) I mean, there's no way you're getting me in a dress!
• Jimmy tells Beezy that Saffi wants to crush Lucius, Beezy doesn't believe him and asks who would want to hurt his dad. Everybody raises their hands.
• The Kavorka Man
  Beezy (to Jimmy dragging him out to look for a girl):Please, I'm not cut out for this, Jimmy! I'm not like (looks around) that guy!
  (Cut to an obese blob-like monster surrounded by fawning Cute Monster Girls)
  Monster: What can I say? I've got charm.
  Jimmy: Well, he is pretty handsome.
• Heloise's dating advice segments, featuring Dr. Scientist suffering many Amusing Injuries from her.
• Beezy and Saffi's dating montage, which also counts as a heartwarming moment.
• Beezy and Saffi get off to a great start.
  Saffi: (holding one of Jimmy's shoes) Yogurt?
  Beezy: Jimmy, is she offering me food?
  Jimmy: Uhhh, she's offering you my shoe.
  Beezy: (takes a nibble) Just the way I like it!
• Lucius and Jez's relationship is summed up perfectly in the latter's first appearance during a phone conversation.
  Lucius: Jez, it's Lucius.
  Jez: Who?
  Lucius: Lucius?! All evil, all the time?!
  Jez: Right. Little red.

The Masked Jackhammer

• The whole episode. Highlights include:
  • This dialogue:
  Lucius: I wanna hear applause!
  (applause)
  Lucius: I wanna hear cheering!
  "Cheer! Cheer! Cheer! Cheer!"
  Lucius: What sound does a cow make?
  "Moooo"
  Lucius: FEAR ME!
  (screaming)
  • Goat Guy's accidental death. The faces on the two monsters when they realize what happened just adds to it.
  • Jimmy's accidental victory in the training ring.
  • When Lucius introduces El Squasho, we have Beezy (as a talent agent) say:
  Beezy: El Squasho, need an agent?
  Jimmy: Beezy!
  Beezy: I'm trying to run a business here!
  • Lucius introducing the Masked Jackhammer and Jimmy, respectively:
  You know him! You fear him! The Masked Jackhammer!
  You barely know him, get the ambulance ready, the other guy.
  • Jimmy expresses his interest in becoming a wrestler. What does Beezy tell him? "Go for it. I've got a doctor on speed dial."
• Beezy's talent agency card is just a photo of him with hair scribbled in, as well as a suit crudely taped on from a different photo. The moment Lucius sees it, he just crumples it up and tosses it away.

The Big Drip

• Jimmy's 'I gotta pee' song he sings.
• "You pee sitting down?" "Take a picture, why don't you?" SNAP!
• Lucius blows up all the toilets in Miseryville... including his own. The look on his face is priceless.
• Beezy showing off his fire-belching skills with acts like bowling with fireballs and creating fireworks.
• The Fireball Extreme commercial due to how deliberately over-the-top it is.
• The construction worker snail monster and how hilariously slow he is.
  "Who... wants... a... marshmall.. (the marshmallow burns up)... awww."
• When Lucius catches Jimmy trying to use his toilet, he calls down one of his Minotaur guards to arrest Jimmy. The guard comes down from a bungee cord, but is too far away to catch Jimmy, so he ends up just flailing helplessly. When the cord stops bouncing, he then just makes a pathetic swipe at Jimmy.
• Heloise tormenting Jimmy and Lucius with water as they both experience Potty Emergency.

I Totally Shredded My Cheese

• The Miseryville national anthem
  "Misery aannd Griieef! Paaiin Withoouut Reliieef!"
• Heloise doing crowd control by getting a giant lavaworm to eat everyone present.
• Beezy and Heloise bet on how Jimmy will crashland.
  Heloise: Heads or tails?
  Beezy: Nice try. Jimmy doesn't have a tail. I call bum!
• Beezy and Lucius working on their contract to have Jimmy as the mascot for Diet Chunk. Lucius' offer is that Beezy gets to keep his allowance. Beezy adds that he also gets Lucius' pen. Lucius agrees, and Beezy makes a big deal out of it, acting as if he's totally scammed Lucius.
  • Later, Heloise reveals to Beezy she has lots of pens, making Beezy realize how worthless his deal was. After Heloise leaves, Beezy drops the pen in shame and also leaves... but then quickly sneaks back in to take the pen back.
• The news crew arrives at the lava geyser.
  Reporter: Hi. We're here for no particular reason.
  (a loud screech rings in his ear microphone, scaring him)
  Reporter: Uh, scratch that. We're here for the old geyser.

Heloise's Wish List

• Jimmy is coming up with ideas for Heloise to do with her free time:
  Jimmy: If you had a choice would you rather ride a whale or jump out of a plane?
  Beezy: Sleep.
  Jimmy: What do you think Heloise would wanna do?
  Beezy: Throw a whale out of a plane.
• Birdwatching in Miseryville consists of having a staring contest with a horned vulture until either the bird or the birdwatcher has a nervous breakdown. Jimmy makes Heloise and Beezy do it with opposite but equally hilarious results.
• Lucius refuses to get assistance from Heloise in dealing with the rogue Frustrate-O-Bots.
  Lucius: Lucius Heinous VII does not know the meaning of help!
  (the robot squashes him with a filing cabinet)
  Samy: (with dictionary) Help. Verb. To provide assistance.
• Heloise's smile when Lucius realizes her robot destruction button doesn't work on the last remaining Frustrate-O-Bot.

Pop-sicles

• The opening scene of Beezy in a chicken suit. Yes.
  • He seems to end up in that suit quite a bit. At the end of "Miseryville Marathon" as part of losing a bet, as a throwaway gag of him trying to break open a coconut by roosting in "Lucius Lost", and as a disguise in "Best Bud Battle".
• From the same scene we have,
  Lucius: Chicken on the loose?! That's your idea of causing misery?!
  Beezy: Misery?! You told me spread anguish!
  Lucius: Anguish?! That's barely worse than worry!
  (An elderly couple from earlier passes by them)
  Old Lady: You know, I do feel a little bit anguished.
  Old Man: Could be worse. You could be feeling miserable.
  (cut to random demon performing a Rimshot)
  • Which leads to this Brick Joke:
  Lucius VI: (looking down upon Misery Inc. workers with his son) You call this misery?
  Lucius VII: But, Dad! Look at the anguish on that guy's face!
  Lucius VI: Anguish?! That's barely worse than worry!
• More "Beezy in a Chicken Suit" gags
  Jimmy: Beezy, where are you going in a chicken suit, buddy?
  Beezy: I dunno. Across the road.
  Jimmy: Why?
  (Rimshot demon from earlier starts doing a drumroll)
  Beezy: (annoyed) To get to the other side.
  (Demon does rimshot)
• Jimmy accidentally slingshotting Heloise in their plane prematurely. It's made even more hilarious by how she's rarely a victim of the show's sadistic slapstick in Season 1. Even better: Heloise repays the favor at the end.
  • From the same scene:
  Jimmy: So what's the plan? We soar through the air like an eagle?
  Heloise: Either that, OR CRASH INTO THE CONCRETE LIKE A WOUNDED BIRD! (imitates a plane crashing)
• Jimmy doesn't really seem to grasp the underlying theme of the Heinous family and keeps thawing out more and more of Lucius and Beezy's frozen relatives, each one just as mean and surly as the last, thinking that he'll eventually reach the nice one. Had he kept going, he would have unfrozen Lucius Heinous The First, who even his descendants are afraid of.
  • Lucius IV's habit of hurling himself at people he doesn't like.
  Jimmy: (holding up Lucius IV) Alright, who threw this Heinous at me?!
  Lucius IV: I jumped.
  Jimmy: (aside) Definitely not the nice one.
• A little gem of Hypocritical Humour is when Lucius VI tells Jimmy "it's the little things that make people miserable", only to then order for an ocean-sized raindrop to fall on Miseryville.
• Three generations of Heinous have a family moment:
  Lucius VII: I wouldn't have [frozen you] if you weren't always riding on me!
  (Lucius VI mockingly plays air violin)
  Beezy: Well, you're always riding me, dad!
  Lucius VII: (hops onto Beezy's back, wearing a cowboy hat) This isn't about you!
  Lucius VI: Don't talk to my grandson that way! (stuffs some hay into Beezy's mouth)

Chez Beezy

• Beezy freaking out.
  Beezy: I can't! I'm scared! I dont know what to do! (Gets whacked with a fish) Thank you Heloise.
  Heloise: I wasn't trying to help you, I just wanted to hit you with a fish. (Laughs)
• The exchange between Samy and Beezy, with Samy trying to explain that Lucius is coming to the restaurant with Jez and is expecting romance. Beezy doesn't quite grasp it.
  Samy: Your father is on his way here with Jez, and he's expecting lots of smooches (mimics kissing)
  Beezy: He wants me to kiss you?
  Samy: Not me, Jez!
  Beezy: He wants me to kiss Jez?!
  Samy: Not you, him. (Beezy opens his mouth to answer) DONT SAY IT!!! (the joke being that Beezy thought Lucius wanted him to kiss HIM next)
• The shrimp boy band that shows up throughout the episode, the result of Jimmy not grilling a guest's seafood order enough.
  Shrimp Trio: Dum-dum! We used to sing under the ocean!
• Beezy's attempt at cooking the spaghetti Jez ordered, which results in him running out of the kitchen with the hot spaghetti wrapped around his arm.
  Beezy: OWW OWW OWW!!! (dumps it on the table)
  Lucius: What happened to the plate?!
• Beezy accidentally knocking away Lucius and Jez's table when telling them he'll be their waiter for the night.
• Beezy arguing with Chef Garbage.
  Chef Garbage: Ah, what's the matter with you anyway?! You have no taste! You have no palette!
  Beezy: Well, I may not have taste buds or those other things you said, but you cook like... Yuck!
  Heloise: Point Beezy.
• "Isn't it amazing that we always push things dangerously past our abilities to control them, and there's never any consequence?"
• Beezy loudly mocking Lucius' disapproval of his restaurant from literally behind his father's back.
• Heloise throwing Molotov and his family into the ocean when they come to Chez Beezy. She then tosses some menus into the water after them, and Molotov shouts "Thank you!"

A Cold Day in Miseryville

• Heloise explained how the machine works in Techno Babble, with Jimmy and Beezy looking on in confusion. Heloise then deadpans something more simpler. Cut to Jimmy and Beezy in stereotypical classy scholar wear in complete understanding.
• Beezy thinking the snowflakes coming off the giant snowmaking dog robot is dandruff.
  Beezy: Eww! Is that dandruff?
  Heloise: Yeaahhh, I built a machine that makes dandruff! It's snow, ice brain!
  • Earlier in the same scene.
  Heloise: Behold, my latest invention, the Snowberator 901!
  Jimmy: Why "901"?
  Heloise: The first 900 didn't work out.
  (cue Cutaway Gag of a giant pile of malfunctioning machines)
  Jimmy: But this one will work, right?
  Heloise: Nope! But that's what makes it fun!
• In one brief moment, a stump-like monster attempts to warm himself up by rubbing his branches together, only to set himself on fire instead. His scream just adds to it.
• Heloise tricking Samy in the snow-making machine into crashing holes into Lucius' factory during the musical number by using a giant spotlight to direct Samy.
  Lucius: Stop cracking my dome!
  (Heloise directs the spotlight to Lucius)
  (Lucius makes an Oh, Crap! face and Samy in the snow machine crashes into him)
• Miseryville's enjoyment of its snow day gets ruined by Samy.
  Monster 1: Isn't this just the perfect amount of snow?
  Monster 2: I agree. Any more would be absolutely miserable!
  (Samy in the snow machine walks up to them and dumps a gigantic snowball on them)
• Lucius boasting to Jez about his giant new feather-tipped hat, which also happens to have a giant target marker decorated on it. Jimmy has a snowball he needs to demonstrate to his friends...
  Lucius: Notice anything new, Jez? (shifts his eyes upwards to bring attention to his hat)
  Jez: Your wonky eye is back.
  Lucius: (inadvertently getting the hat's feather in Jez's face) I'm referring to my new and extremely trendsetting hat! Does not my fashion sense impress?
  (Jimmy tosses snowball, knocking Lucius down and causing hat to engulf him)
  Jez: I like it when you wear it like that.
• The fact that the song Jimmy and the others sing is basically them threatening to maim Samy if he doesn't stop filling the town with snow.
  Jimmy: You better stop with the snowing and the blowing or we're going to...
  Heloise, Beezy and Jimmy: Crush you in the machine!

Mount Misery

• This line:
  Lucius: (on turning the title mountain into a bust of himself) Ohhhhhh, just think of it. My head - a big, thick rock!
  (Samy and Molotov are seen behind him trying not to laugh)
• Lucius gives a speech before he sends his army to destroy the Weavils, and he ends it with this.
  Lucius: And we be bictorious!
  Heloise: Bictorious?..
  Samy: (proudly) He wrote it himself.
• Beezy freaking out when he sees the weavils. Especially his Scary Flashlight Face.
• Jimmy's face when he first sees a tiny weavil.
• Heloise tormenting Lucius with the word "weavil".
• Beezy's explanation for why he hates weavils (they invited him to a fake costume party to humiliate him) is given in the style of a pop-up book... which turns out to be am actual one Jimmy is playing with and giggling over.
  Beezy: It wasn't funny! (runs away crying)
• When Beezy raises his arm while cursing at the weavils, the weavils hit it with a bunch of spiny nuts, causing Beezy to wince in pain.
• Beezy's hatred of weavils puts him in a difficult position as Jimmy tries to help them.
  Jimmy: As long as I am tied to this tree, Lucius will never cut your homes down!
  Beezy: Boo! Go home, hippie!
  Jimmy: Beezy! Whose side are you on?!
  Beezy: ... I don't know! (runs off wailing)
• When Lucius asks Samy what pose his mountain sculpture should be, he strikes a thinking pose. Then some lava geysers erupt and coat him in lava that instantly cools into rock and freezes Lucius in his pose.
  Samy: Great! Hold that pose!

Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy

• Jimmy One-Shoe.
  Jimmy Two-Shoes: I can't go around with just one shoe! I'd be Jimmy... One-Shoe!
  Jimmy One-Shoe: And that name is already taken!
  (later)
  Jimmy Two-Shoes: I guess it's back to being plain old Jimmy Two-Shoes.
  Jimmy One-Shoe: Did someone call for me?
  Heloise: He said Jimmy Two-Shoes.
  Jimmy One-Shoe (disappointed): No one ever calls for me.
• "Oh no! Ballooooooooooons!"
  Jimmy: Yeah. They... sorta... kinda... almost... hurt.
• Lucius as Power Squid trying to steal an old lady's purse. It ends with Samy attempting to use his garlic breath, which is apparently even worse than Beezy's as it reduces him and Lucius to ash from a single whiff.
• "I don't see why we always have to take the small car."
• Heloise's cabinet of spare Dorkuses after Beezy kills Dorkus with the intensity of his garlic breath.
• Heloise trying an Ink Blot Test on Beezy. Beezy says "Dog!" for all the cards he's shown, to which Heloise says "Wrong!" and shocks him. Made funnier by how Beezy doesn't seem to mind the intense pain given every few seconds.
• Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy's first encounter with the Rodeo Clowns.
  Clown: You look ridiculous!
  Beezy: Says the clown!
  (clowns snarl in fury)
  • Also from the same scene, Jimmy realizes he left his squid on the bus. That itself is quite funny, but when he comes back, we get another funny moment:
  Jimmy: You don't want to mess with me, for I am-Beezy!
  Beezy: (covered in Rodeo Clown pies) I thought I was Beezy.
  • Jimmy and Beezy's first words upon arrival
  Jimmy: Smell that? Smells like a showdown!
  Beezy: All I smell is your stinky foot.
  Jimmy: My stinky foot and a showdown!
• The Rodeo Clowns attempt to be threatening.
  Head Clown: That's it! No more funny business!
  *THWACK* (The Head Clown's tuxedo dickey flips up and smacks his face)
  Head Clown: (slightly embarrassed as he pulls his dickey back down) Uhhh... starting now.

The Big Date

• Beezy's complete inability to guess what Jimmy's picture is. In case your wondering its a horse.
• Jimmy managed to destroy the Misery Inc factory with only a mini soccer ball. Lucius gets so mad, his head catches fire and he runs around screaming... twice.
• Lucius mistakes a phone call from Samy for Jez:
  Lucius: (in his sweetest voice) Hello, honeybuns! I miss yooouu.
  Samy: (with an unpleasantly surprised Lucius on the other end) I'm very flattered boss, but now's not the time for pillow talk.
• Beezy and Heloise arguing over who gets to fly Lucius' plane, with Beezy saying he should because it belongs to his dad and Heloise arguing for herself because she invented it. When the plane gets destroyed, Beezy tells Heloise he's changed his mind and now agrees with her.

The Competition!

• Heloise and Beezy's "eyeball no-blink contest"; Heloise's eyelashes grab Beezy's eyelids, and he screams out when she slams his eyelids closed.
• The "The three of you! OUT OF HERE!" montage, all featuring the same guy (especially when he mourns the loss of his egg at the end of the third skit).
• Heloise tricking Beezy into eating glue-smothered hot dogs is hilariously cruel to poor Beezy.
• A classic example of why you don't mess with Heloise.
  Demon: Hey! Back of the line!
  Heloise: If you insist...
  (cut to the back of the line; a loud clobbering sound and a scream is heard and the demon is sent flying face first into the pavement)
• Beezy is starving as he and his friends wait in line for tickets.
  Beezy: (panting) Brutal! I don't know how much longer I can go without food! How long have we been waiting here for?
  Heloise: Five minutes.
  Jimmy: You just ate six bags of chips. And three rocks.
  (a small rock hops by and says, "Mama?")
  Beezy: And why am I eating rocks?
  Jimmy: ... You... always eat rocks...
  Beezy: I'm suffering because of Heloise! Because she didn't pack enough!
• When they arrive at Jimmy's house, Beezy and Heloise start insisting that the other go ahead of them. When the next day arrives, they're still at it.
• "The chips! Oh, great! Now I'm going to have to eat them off the floor." (does so)
• Beezy paying a cow to produce an exploding milkshake for Heloise.

Jimmy, Don't Be A Hero

• "Friends watch friends sleep."
• Lucius' golden garden gnome, "made with real gnome" ("Get me outta here!"), and Beezy's obsession with it.
  Beezy: Is Mr. Gnomey hungry?! (stuffs two extremely hot peppers into the gnome's face)
  Gnome: (muffled tone) My eyes!
• One of Lucius' best Kick the Dog moments is when he freezes his father again after claiming "the last time was a terrible, terrible mistake".
  (fake apologetic voice) Oops. I've made a terrible, terrible mistake. (evily) Again.
• The ending has Lucius and Samy dressed as harem girls and belly dancing for Jimmy to finally pay off the debt, except...
  Lucius: Are you sure this is what he wanted?
  Samy: Ohh, what he wanted! I thought you meant me.
  Lucius: YOU MEAN I STILL OWE HIM!!! (screams in fury and starts chasing Samy around)

A Hair-Brained Idea

• Lucius-mode Jimmy's actions count as either this or just scary. Special mention goes to him shoving an entire tray of cookies down Molotov's throat while yelling, "Have another cookie, CAT LOVAHHHHH!"
  • Gets even scarier/funnier when Jimmy seemingly comes to his senses, remarking that this isn't him... then driving up a CEMENT TRUCK full of cookies, shoves the cement slide into Molotov's mouth, and feeds him until he explodes off-screen (don't worry, he's perfectly fine in his next appearance).
• Lucius repeatedly helping an old lady up and then dropping her as he tries to fight off Jimmy's personality, made even funnier upon seeing that Jimmy is doing the exact same thing on the other side of the road.
• The monster with eyes all over its body:
  Jimmy: What are you looking at?!
  Monster: EVERYTHING, MAN! (runs off sobbing)
• Jimmy-mode Lucius finding a baby.
  Mother: Please don't eat my baby!
  Lucius: Eat it? I just want to kiss it! (kisses the baby's forehead)
  Baby: Who are you?
  (beat)
  Lucius: (whispers) I don't know.
• One particular scene is where Lucius-mode Jimmy is demanding random monsters to give up their pocket change. When he encounters a slug-dragon monster, the monster says "Pocket change? I don't even wear pants." Then Jimmy tears off the monster's skin and some cash falls out of his internal organs and skeleton. The monster then shouts "How is that even possible?!" and runs off screaming.
• The scene showing Lucius horns stomping on Jimmy's brain and influencing his behavior, complete with dramatic opera music.
• When Jimmy and Lucius try to get their hair and horns switched back, all sorts of random things happen as they try to use Heloise's machine. One highlight is when Jimmy is inexplicably turned into an ostrich while Lucius remains himself. Jimmy then pecks Lucius in the face, causing Lucius to complain, "Oh, come on! How's that helping anyone?"

Ghost Smackers

• "I've got to stop falling asleep to Ghoul F.M."
  • Heloise destroying the Ghoul F.M. radio as compensation for not getting to "smack" the ghost.
• The ghost is named Wayne and he is haunting Beezy because he didn't eat his pizza crust. Then they have to EAT Wayne to save him.
  • "His name was Wayne?!"
• Beezy having to eat Wayne.
  Beezy: So! Dry! Augh! Wayne, you taste awful!
  Wayne: Well, do you taste like rainbows?
• When Beezy is told by the ghost that it cannot leave him, he says "Is it because I'm too handsome? Because that's shallow, ghost-dude."
• The ghost-monster couple that keeps recurring throughout the episode. One highlight is this.
  Heloise: I'll tell you what [the ghost in Beezy's place] is going to get. A little ghost-smacking!
  (ghost-monster couple runs from scene screaming)
  Heloise: (sheepishly; to puzzled Jimmy) Heh heh. They kinda know me.
• The episode opens with Beezy getting Jimmy's attention by tapping on his window and breathing heavily. Why? Because according to him, the alternative was rattling chains and waving a rusty pickaxe outside his window.
  Jimmy: (nervously) Heh, heh... Good choice, Beeze...

Jimmy Gets a 'Stache'

The Butley Did It

• While the Butley joke gets old real fast, there is one hilarious Butley moment when Beezy has him ask Lucius for something. Lucius' face just says "Is this a joke?!" while Butley, in his usually stiff-lipped manner, says, "But father, I need an Apache attack helicopter in my bedroom. Everyone's got one".
• Beezy having Butley form his facial expressions for him.
  Beezy: Angry! (Butley shapes his face into a furious expression) Not that angry. (Butley changes it to a simple scowl)
• "And the head was all like 'blaaah'. You have to remember it's tongue was cut off"

The Product Tester

• Jimmy rubbing his underwear clad butt on a window.
• "Beezy, what does he know? He flosses his teeth with his own underwear!"
• Misery Inc. has very high standards for its product testers' qualifications.
  Molotov: (to Jimmy and Beezy) Only the very best are chosen!
  Samy: Are they breathing?
  Molotov: (gives a thumbs up to Samy)
  Samy: Good enough.
• Some of the Misery Inc. products themselves count, namely the beehive jetpack and a suntanning machine that is in fact a giant toaster.
• Beezy's experiences with the Bully Soda Pop Dispenser (it steals his coin, drenches him in soda and falls on him). Even Heloise didn't expect the results.
• The Cheese Pants test. Beezy gets attacked by a giant rat.

Invasion of the Weavils

• Beezy is the mustard king!
• Beezy panicking over the uneaten sandwich lying amongst the partying weavils in Jimmy's house.
  • "I've gotta stop looking at that sandwich!"
• Heloise is so determined to destroy the weavils that Beezy realizes he's in a race against time to save Jimmy.
  Heloise: (in a tank) Five minutes, and I'm going in!
• Beezy tries to save Jimmy from the Weavils by disguising himself as a maid and busting into Jimmy's place. Jimmy excitedly blurts out Beezy's name at the sight of him, causing Beezy to groan, "Oh great! Now [the Weavils] know who I am!"

Catalogue of Misery

• Jimmy thought the products in the Misery Inc Catalogue were all free, rather than the catalogue itself being free, leading to him ending up in massive debt to Lucius and forced to work it off as a delivery man.
• Samy accidentally pressing a button on Lucius' chair that causes his chair to elevate and crash him into the ceiling. Even better is when Lucius himself accidentally hits the button in a fit of rage later on.
  Lucius: I've got to get rid of that button!
• Jimmy's crazy method of solving the food shortage of a poor family of demons. It's so bizarre that it can only be seen for itself.
• Saffi's rant about her new TV goes in directions only Saffi could bring it to.
  Saffi: I'm thinking I don't like this! Oh, I'm thinking why do feet stink! Why do I like it when my fingers do this?! (wiggles her fingers and giggles madly)
• Lucius can't believe his eyes when he sees Misyervillians happy with their new products.
  Lucius: Those customers seem... happy! (pops his eyes out of their sockets) You're lying to me, eyes! PUPILS! YOU BETRAY MEEE!!!
• Jimmy roasting sausages over Lucius during one of his Burning with Anger moments.

Bend It Like Wreckem

• Jimmy and Beezy are proving they have more Wreckem merchandise than the other, and when they pull out their action figures... Beezy accidentally brings out a My Little Phony doll. And when Jimmy leaves, Beezy dresses up like the pony doll and says he will never leave it again, and Jimmy comes back and see's this.
  • Later on, they argue over who is the biggest Wreckem fan, and Beezy claims the (literal) title, due to having a much bigger size in underwear.
  Referee: Beezy is the bigger fan, underwear don't lie!
• Heloise cuddling Wreckem's brain.
• Jimmy kicks the ball into the goal at the last second... too bad it was his own goal.

Wish You Weren't Here

• The reason Jimmy owns a boat in this episode - he played Rock, Paper, Scissors with the original owner, and claimed victory when the other guy was crushed by an actual falling rock.
• The entirety of the subplot of Samy and Heloise fighting for control over Misery Inc. One highlight is when Heloise lets all the employees go to sleep. Samy tries to wake them up, but Heloise has them all throw things at him while they're still sleeping. Her explanation?
  Heloise: Awake, asleep. They don't like you.
• The Inevitable Waterfall parody gag. The timing in it is genius.
• Another hilarious Kick the Dog moment from Lucius is when he kicks over a janitor's bucket and leaves, only to then come back and pour a giant pile of trash in front of the janitor!

Cerbee in Love

• Jimmy tries to help Cerbee when he is in love and this happens.
  Jimmy: Cerbee, you're in love. I know how that feels.
  Heloise: (with big sparkling eyes) You do?
  Jimmy: Nah I'm just saying that.
  Heloise: -_-
• Beezy accidentally giving Cerbee's love letter for Jazmeen to Lucius and saying it's from Jez instead of for her. Hilarity Ensues.
• This selection of dialogue:
  Jimmy (to Heloise): Woah! You read my mind like a book!
  Heloise: A quick read at best.
• This:
  Jimmy: So what's the cure for love?
  Heloise: (dramatically and pulling off puppy-dog eyes) There is no cure.

The Racing Bug

• The whole episode is one big Funny Moment, but the arguments between Mario and Jacques especially stand out.
  Jacques: You drive like an old flea!
  Mario: My mother was an old flea!

  Jacques: You have a brain the size of a flea!
  Mario: I have everything the size of a flea!

  Jacques: I could drive better with one wing tied behind my back!
  Mario: We have wings?! Why are we driving?!
• "And I like him, why?" - Heloise on Jimmy's positive reaction to having bugs (racing fleas) in his head.
• Beezy rubbing his victories in Jimmy's face, with the highlight being him, Heloise, and a bunch of random demons taunt dancing. Jimmy's annoyed expression makes it even better.
• Pretty much every moment of Lucius trying to stop Jimmy and Beezy's race, especially the bits where he gets trampled by them.
• Jimmy and Beezy having comically muscular legs at the end of the race due to running around for so long.

Too Many Jimmys

• Jimmy going into an alcoholic-like state of withdrawal when he runs out of fizzy snail sludge.
• Lucius' Minotaurs inexplicably transforming into basketball players when struck by lightning. One of them even grows a purple afro!

Rear Pickle

Beezy: (snoring) Pickle. (Jimmy slaps him)

• Jimmy and Beezy's disguises deserve a mention.
• "... in case company comes along."
  Jimmy: Oh, you're clever. You're clever.
• One thing the series is excellent at is Black Comedy Orphaned Punchlines of the visual variety. Take for example when Jimmy runs in on Heloise having tied up Beezy to his couch and dangling a vat of acid over him.
  • Even better is when Beezy, interested in hearing Jimmy's story, shouts "Spill it!". Heloise, misunderstanding what Beezy meant, then dumps the acid, which misses Beezy but completely destroys half of Jimmy's couch and the floor beneath.
• Heloise in a pickle costume and eating a pickle.
  Heloise: What? I was hungry.
  Jimmy: And the suit?
  Heloise: For my own amusement.
• Heloise is a gold mine of Black Comedy, isn't she?
  Jimmy: (who believes Miss Gherkin has killed Beezy) She's burying something!
  Heloise: (nonchalantly) Who hasn't?
• "Let me get this straight. There were baked goods?" - Beezy's reaction to Jimmy's claims about Ms. Gherkin.
  • In a quick blink-and-you'll-miss-it gag from that same scene, Beezy unwittingly smacks Heloise in the face when he reacts to Jimmy and says the above line.
• Jimmy and Beezy decide to go and investigate Ms. Gherkin, leading to this.
  Heloise: IF I'M NOT INCLUDED, NO ONE'S GOING!!!
  Beezy: Okay! Okay! (Beat) You wanna come?
  Heloise: Nah. I just like being asked. (leaves)

Clowns Gone Wild

• The hilariously lame bike stunts Jimmy and Beezy are doing at the start of the episode.
• In order for them to get into a clown club, Jimmy and Beezy have to steal Lucius' underpants... which he almost never washes. Squick indeed
  Beezy: (dramatically) Lets get those underpants.
• Heloise has the boys get her some Noodle Implements to snag Lucius' underwear. It works bizarrely and she regards it as a simple solution.
• Lucius held an important meeting because someone has been using the peanut butter knife in the jelly jar and vice versa. As Lucius himself says, "Now this may be Miseryville, but I will not have troublemakers!"

Best Prank Ever

• Jimmy and Beezy's first prank on Lucius. They replace his toilet with one that moves. It's actually quite funny.
• The Smilesville prank at the end. It works so well, it drives Lucius insane!
  • "This must be a joke! But I'm not laughing, so it's not a funny joke!"
• This bit:
  Heloise: Well you can't make a cement cake without breaking a few teeth!
  (cut to Beezy pathetically gnawing on a large cement brick covered in icing and a candle)

Bad Horn Day

• The Best Horn Awards show, where all the nominees are Lucius, appearing on four different split screens at once.
• The ending, where Lucius new horns keep growing until they somehow turn into a massive tree!

A Night at the Heinous Museum

• When Lucius finds out Beezy was the one who stole his bowling trophy, he hugs him. Heloise reacts with..
  Heloise: This is so sweet I could barf.
• Beezy explains his motivation to steal the bowling trophy through a flashback, where he bets with Lucius that if he scores, he gets to defrost his grandpa and eat him ("He's probably a bit chewy, but sure, knock yourself out."). Cut back to the present.
  Jimmy: And you were going to eat your grandad?!
  Beezy: I might have said frozen pizza.
• Lucius is outraged at the vandalism on his portraits.
  Lucius: This is unacceptable! Look what they've done! A soul patch?! I say a full beard or nothing!
  Heloise: Soul patches are very slimming.
  Lucius: Really? Because I've always thought tha—WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?!
• Jimmy pulling magic tricks on Lucius with his bowling trophy.

I Married a Weavil

• Lucius says he never goes back on his word. Then Samy comes up and says that the orphanage wants to know when he'll send the food he promised them. Lucius tells Samy to tell them that he couldn't find him. They are right next to Samy and believe him.
• Just as Beezy is about to marry the Weavil Princess, Heloise barges in and yells to stop the wedding. She looks around and says "Wait, this isn't the McPherson wedding. Never mind carry on." And leaves Beezy to his fate.
• All the challenges and how Beezy fails at failing them. Take the eat-the-cake challenge (which Beezy tries to fail by not eating the cake) for example.
  Jimmy: This will be a piece of cake.
  Beezy: Cake?!
  Jimmy: Uh, I mean this is easy as pie.
  Beezy: Pie?!
  Jimmy: C'mon Beezy, you've gotta be tough as nails!
  Beezy: NAILS!!! (Rushes off to eat the cake)
• Beezy's attempts between challenges to escape being married off to the Weavil Princess, with this bit standing out in particular.
  (a mail truck drives in and dumps Beezy off next to Jimmy)
  Jimmy: What happened?
  Beezy: I tried to mail myself out of town.
  Jimmy: Not enough postage?
  Beezy: Apparently, my package looked suspicious.

Meet the Gnomans

• There is a Freeze-Frame Bonus in this episode and its sister episode "There's Always a Hiccup". In the former, Beezy has a picture of him with Jimmy and Heloise and he put a crude potato shaped face with a mustache on Heloise. Then in the latter, we see Heloise has the same picture, and she did a similar thing to Beezy's face in hers.
• "I can't believe Jimmy made me wear this dress! With those shoes! Outrageous!"

There's Always a Hiccup

• The whole episode is a laugh riot, but the best part is the absolute terror Beezy and Heloise experience after their Accidental Kiss, especially Beezy crying while washing his mouth out with soap and a firehose.
• One of Dr. Scientist's suggestions to curing Heloise's hiccups is to "drink a glass of water while standing on her head". Beezy takes it literally with a furious Heloise underneath. We then cut immediately to Beezy with his head stuck inside the tiny glass while Jimmy is trying not to laugh.

Fused Together

• Why you don't mess with Heloise:
  (Heloise watches a movie in a theatre with an empty spot beside her, a random monster takes it)
  Heloise: This seat's taken!
  Monster: You can't save seats!
  Heloise: (fake apologetic) You don't say? (slyly) Want some popcorn?
  Monster: Oh. Well thank you.
  (a giant claw bursts from the popcorn bucket and drags the monster in to be mauled)
  Heloise: (acting as if nothing happened) Enjoy your movie.
• Heloise chatting with her waiter at a restaurant.
  Heloise: It's just we're supposed to be friends, right? And friends don't make friends wait, do they? No! Friends glue friends to other friends to make a point. That's what they do.
  • Bonus points for her having fused the waiter to her table for some reason.
• Heloise slapping Dorkus with his own brain when he accidentally finds her Stalker Shrine to Jimmy.
• This exchange:
  Beezy: (holding a drink) I'd rather have my best friend welded to my back forever [than apologize to Heloise].
  Heloise: Good. Cus that's what you got!
  Beezy: Good! (beat) You got anymore? (hands empty drink to Heloise)

Bus Driving BFF

• Chuck taking Jimmy to "the most disgusting place in Miseryville"... which is actually Beezy's home.
• Chuck turning Jimmy's toilet into a bus seat with a bus pass required to enter the room
• Beezy carrying Jimmy in a pouch like a kangaroo, complete with him hopping away.

I Am Jimmy

• Jimmy's hallucinations.

Happy Birthday, Lucius

• The Pool of Ultimate Disappointment.
  (Two octopus-like monsters stand next to a pool of lava)
  Monster 1: How's the lava today?
  (Monster 2 dips tentacle in, incinerating instantly)
  Monster 2's ashes: Meh. Ultimately disappointing.
  (a demon in the pool performs a Rimshot... and then incinerates as well)

Rocket Jimmy

• In the beginning of the episode, this moment when Jimmy is messing around Dr. Scientist's lab:
  Jimmy: Oooh, what's this do?
  (Jimmy presses the button, which launches a missile that blows up a large observatory on a nearby hill)
  Dr. Scientist: Apparently it destroys my house...
• Molotov fights a maggot... and loses.
• Lucius tying Jimmy to a chair in the rocket to keep him from wrecking it.
• The Reveal that the monster Jimmy thought he saw on the moon was just Colonel Gnoman standing on the telescope lens. There IS a monster on the moon, but it's unrelated to what Jimmy thought he saw.

Pet Rocky

• Heloise's facial expression while in her Stalker Shrine of Jimmy. Also the shrine itself is hilariously creepy.
• Earlier when Rocky cracks. Jimmy decides to go ask Heloise for help. She jumps out of a bush the moment he finishes talking, and she is holding a pair of binoculars.
• Beezy asks his dad to talk, Lucius thinks he's talking about THE talk, so he gets out some dolls to demonstrate and makes kissing noises. He resumes when Beezy leaves.
• Lucius showing off how much he's The Caligula by blowing up one of Miseryville's three suns.
  • This gem of Hypocritical Humour from the same scene:
  Lucius: Beezy, there's just some things you can't make happen. (looks out his window and pulls out a phone) I said move that mountain to the right! (the mountain moves right) And do we really need three suns?! (a missile is launched at one, blowing it up)

No Rulez Rules Jimmy

• Jimmy and Beezy try to survive in the wilderness.
  Jimmy: We'll live off the fat of the land!
  (cut to Beezy digging through dirt and eating it; Jimmy looks at him in confusion)
  Beezy: (looks at Jimmy) Where is this delicious fat you speak of?

Best Bud Battle

Heloise's Big Secret

• The entrance to Heloise's lair, is activated by tap dancing on a manhole cover.
• Samy flying through the air
  "I'm flying!"
  (Crashes through a wall)
  "I'm in pain, but I'm still flying!"
  (into an erupting volcano)
  "I'm melting, and I'm in pain, but I'm still flying!"

Jimmy in the Big House

• One of Heloise's best Kick the Dog moments is the pre-recorded video she has for Jimmy and Beezy's Air-Vent Passageway escape.
  "If you're watching this, you're well on your way to escaping... Just kidding! No one escapes! (cue Evil Laugh)"
• From the same episode, Jimmy goes to his Lucius bank and finds it empty, he asks where his money went. In walks Beezy with a fur coat and bling with cash in his pocket.
  Beezy: Heloise took it. (Stuffs money into pocket.)
• Cerbee tries to tell Heloise that Jimmy is in trouble throughout the episode. She misinterprets all his barks, then when he farts in his sleep. She immediately understands the exact situation down to every detail.

Scent of a Heinous

• A Cutaway Gag features Lucius slowly driving a giant Misery Inc.-produced Drill Tank towards a terrified monster's nostrils while laughing evilly. The product's purpose? It's a nose hair trimmer.
• Heloise tearing up the dress of a monster wearing the exact same clothes as her. And in public no less!

There Will Be Chocolate

• Heloise tasting chocolate for the first time and entering a fantasy sequence where she happily skips among a land of chocolate before licking a chocolate Jimmy. And when it returns to reality, she's got the real Jimmy in her hands.
• Lucius refusing to share his chocolate fountain with Samy and tells him that he made him a "hot garbage fountain" just for him.
• Jimmy, Beezy and Heloise getting comically fat and pimply from eating so much chocolate.

Season 2

General/Unsorted

• Beezy's had some great lines in season 2. They make better sense in context.
  • "I'll never trust a tomato again!"
  • "Is that a toaster your making out with"
• Penguins tap dancing in sombreros.

Dance Jimmy Dance

• Lucius joining the paintball fight with a black curly wig and camo attire. And is unusually enthusiastic.
• Heloise says that Beezy wouldn't know his left foot from a chicken. Beezy takes a few seconds to look between a chicken and his foot to see the difference. He needs more time.

Jimmy and Beezy on the Run

• Exploding Butterflies.
  • And Heloise accepts payment for them in Jimmy plushies.
• After Beezy and Jimmy accidentally breaks Lucius priceless bejeweled vase, they flee the mansion and take a breather some distance away. Jimmy suggests that maybe Lucius won't take it too badly; cue a MASSIVE scream shaking both the mansion and the surrounding area, causing Jimmy and Beezy to go on the run. Of course, as the viewer already knows, not only did Lucius not even notice the vase being broken (he has a whole closet full he breaks for stress relief), he was screaming because one of Heloise's butterflies blew up in his face.
• "Into the ladle! I said INTO THE LADLE!"
  • "Oh, I hate it when my Dad hunts me down!"

Beezy J. Genius

• The fact fact Jimmy's pinky keeps his pants up. He removes and reattaches it and his pants go up and down as he does.
• Beezy trying to solve a Crossword Puzzle, and decides that "Four letter word for bouncy round toy" is "Bill".
• What motivates Heloise to buld the Intelligence Booster? Beezy gives her a question she can't answer (after several ones requring advanced knowledge): why doesn't gum stick to the roof of your mouth? After Beezy accidentally gets the Intelligence Boost, he answers it - it's because of saliva. He also figures out that the crossword answer was Ball, and not Bill.

My Best Friend is a Weavil

• Lucius attempts to mock Beezy by doing an incredibly bad imitation of him, only for a giant safe to squash him. Beezy's response?
  Beezy: Hah, I don't look anything like a safe!
• Beezy attempts a "Heinous growl"... and meows like a kitten instead.
• Lucius massive Freak Out when Beezy pretends to be friends with a random Weevil. Of course, Beezy hates Weevils even more than Lucius does, and can barely keep a straight face while pretending.
  • "Weevil Germs! UNCLEAN!!"

Air Force None

• Jimmy playing a video game and crashes into several objects. Including a CLOUD!
• Beezy gives Jimmy some inspirational words...
  Beezy: Say it with me, I can probably do it! I can probably do it!
  Lucius: Those are your inspirational words!?
• "Attention passengers, here's a trick I heard of but have no idea how to do."
  Lucius: Oh no...
• Molotov is shot down by some pies.
  Molotov: I've been pie-ssasinated.
• Jimmy destroying the only parachute in the plane to make hot towels.
  Lucius: YOU DESTROYED A PERFECTLY GOOD PARACHUTE FOR A SINGLE TOWEL?!
  Jimmy: Uh Lucy, there are other passengers on the plane? (cut to Beezy covered in hot towels)
• Lucius tearing off the plane controls from the control panel and throwing them out of the plane in a fit of rage, only to immediately realize what he just did.
  Lucius: ... Wait, that wasn't very smart, was it? (Jimmy shakes his head)
• After Molotov jumps out of the plane, Lucius reveals that he anticipated pilot trouble, and brought several backups... all of which are flung out the window when Jimmy opens the storage door to check on them.
  Lucius: Okay, NOW we can panic.

Panda-monium

• Heloise rescues the pandas from falling to their deaths... sort of.
  Heloise: If I save you, do you all agree that I'm evil and promise not to treat me like a hero anymore?
  Pandas: (all start muttering in agreement)
  (Heloise uses one of her gadgets to pick them all up)
  Pandas: Hip hip hooray!
  (Heloise drops the pandas, and they fall screaming to their doom)
  Heloise: I warned them.

You Can't Keep a Heinous Down

The Terrific Trio

• When the three heroes are attacking each other. Power Squid cries out "AAAAH! IT STINGS! IT STINGS!!!" when Trouble Bubble Girl touches him directly in the eye with one of her bubbles.

Spring Broke

• The traditional Miseryville spring break activities include things like eating Skellilollies (lollipops shaped like skulls) and dirty sock races.
• Jimmy and Beezy enjoy island life they way they do.
  Beezy: Check out this buffet!
  Jimmy: Those are just rocks...
  Beezy: All You Can Eat Rocks!

Zombie Pickle

• Jimmy trying out the various pastries at the Pickle Bakery, and spitting them out since they all contain pickles, yet keeps trying them.
  Pickle Lady: He really doesn't get it, does he?
  Beezy: Nope, he's not too smart.
• Jimmy tries to stop Heloise from eating an evil pickle, only to get a rather nasty suprise.
  Dorkus: You, uh, probably shouldn't tell Heloise about this.
  Jimmy: Really, I... I wouldn't know how.
• Anytime Jimmy is running around screaming in this episode is hilarious, and that's a good third of the episode... Special mention goes to when he decides to conquer his fear by "living among the pickle people". Cut to him trying to resume normal life in the midst of the zombie pickle horde, yet he keeps screaming in fear while doing every day activities such as walking around, going to the movies, eating, sleeping...

Misery Hearts

• Jimmy tries to help Heloise finish her story
  Jimmy: Just as the evil marshmallow creature was about to marshmallow the city of marshmallow...
• The muscular Jimmy in Heloise's daydream's.

Bad Luck Jimmy

• "You swallow one elephant, and suddenly YOU'RE the guy who swallowed the bad luck accelerometer!"
• When Jimmy goes through the x ray you can see he also swallowed some other items including a wrench and a cell phone.

High School Mule-sical

Heloise Schmeloise

Jimmy New-Shoes

• Jimmy's shoes have been taken by Lucius, so what does Beezy do to help? Nothing, he just asks for a pony. He gets one and Jimmy lampshades it.

What's Up with Heloise?

• Jimmy and Beezy wonder why Heloise is acting strange and they think she won a yodeling contest. They have an Imagine Spot of her yodelling... twice.
• Power Squid and Spaghetti Beezy go to save Heloise:
  Jimmy: We demand you lower this wall!
  (wall falls on them)
  Jimmy: (muffled)' We demand you raise this wall!
• Their second attempt ends with them grabbing a snake instead of her.
  (snake creature roars)
  Beezy: Are you sure that's not Heloise?

Everyone Can Whistle

• Beezy trying to be British because he adores Peep's Cockney accent.

Heads Will Roll

She Loves Me

Heinous vs. Clown

• When Heloise gets kidnapped by the Rodeo Clowns, the head clown tries to intimidate her but Heloise confidently replies that she cold escape before he could count to ten. Taking it as a challenge, the head clown closes his eyes... and after counting to one, he hears noises and opens his eyes to see his henchmen are all tied in Heloise's place already.
• Heloise escapes the Rodeo Clowns' headquarters.
  Heloise: How do you get out of this joint?
  Head Clown: (from a giant screen) You'll never find your way out of clown headquarters! Never! Ha ha! It's a puzzle no one can solve!
  Heloise: Really? I say it's this way. (pulls the head clown from the screen and throws him at a wall; she then walks through the hole to freedom)
  Head Clown: Well, sure. If you're going to cheat.

The Mysterious Mr. Ten

• Jimmy upon learning what Heloise' did to Mr. Ten.
  Jimmy: Wow that's really mean of you.
  Heloise: (flattered) Stop, you're embarrassing me.

Bird Brained

• Jimmy and friends are watching TV at Lucius' place. Lucius asks why are they not watching it at their own homes. Jimmy comments that his TV is way better than their's. Cue Cutaway Gag of Jimmy and Beezy bored and looking at a piece of paper with Wreckem drawn on it.
• When Lovey escapes, we get this exchange:
  Beezy: Dad, when you say Lovey, are you referring to me with a fatherly term of endearment? Or do you mean that bird that just flew away?
  Lucius: The bird. When I call for you I say 'Yoo hoo, disappointment!'.
  Beezy: That's right! Yay Beezy!
• Samy overhears that Lucius has a secret, so Lucius lies and says that the secret is that his real name is Sue Ellen. Later becomes a brick joke.
  Samy: Answer me Sue Ellen!
• Lovey never shows that he can speak in front of Lucius and always answers him with 'Gronk' or 'Snork'. But when Lucius asks if he should get his rash looked at...
  Lovey: SWEET MERCY, YES!

Heloise's Secret Admirer

• Jimmy asks Beezy if Heloise thinks that he's her secret admirer, Beezy says if she does it didn't come from him. And cut too...
  Heloise: Who do you think the note's really from?
  Beezy: Jimmy.
• Hell, all instances of Beezy making the whole situation worse for Jimmy by constantly insisting he's definitely the secret admirer are hilarious.
  Heloise: *reading the note* I'll be in the park at noon. Your secret admirer: J 2 S.
  Beezy: Noon is so Jimmy's time!

• Joey Two-Skis.
• Heloise brings Jimmy along on her date with Peep in the hopes that the two will fight over her. They do at first but then start bonding over outfits.
  Peep: Who invited you, mate!? 'eloise wants to sail with me!
  Jimmy: Well who's the one wearing a snazzy lava sailing outfit? Oh, wait! That'd be me!
  Peep: Woah, that is a snazzy sailing outfit. But I'm sportin' this styling coat.
  Jimmy: Hey, that coat is super styling.

Miseryville Marathon

• Beezy bribes Heloise with a box of gold. She happily accepts... and dumps the gold out and begins playing in the box in a very un-Heloise like nature. It's extremely hilarious despite being a bit of an Out-of-Character Moment.
• Beezy tells his dad that they won the race and they celebrate, only for the weavils to pass them and cross the finish line.
  Lucius: You do realize that we're on the wrong side of the ribbon.

Lucius Lost

Something About Herman

Funny Face-Off

• Lucius needs the Rodeo Clowns to permanently freeze Jimmy's face into a frown and gives them a picture of Jimmy. Jimmy is grinning happily and giving Lucius a wedgie. You can imagine how the clowns react.
  Lucius (to Samy): You couldn't get a better picture ?...

A Present for Jez

Samy's New Gig

• Lucius has Beezy be his new assistant, it leads to this.
  Lucius: Son, I have a problem with how you autographed these pictures of me. First you signed your own name, AND you spelled Heinous wrong! Next you wrote 'This dude sure looks lame'!

The Clean Sneak

• Lucius has taken the term "filthy rich" rather literally, as he keeps all his gold in a dusty, unorganized pile. He's horrified when the mysterious Clean Sneak stacks and polishes it all.

Six Over Seven

The Outsiders

• Jimmy and everyone except Cerbee being totally oblivious to Eggy's lasers.
• Miseryville has an "out of mustard" alarm.
• Lucius imagines the misery he can create with Eggy's power. He is giant and wearing a metal suit shooting lasers out of his head.
  Lucius: And that's just with my forehead!
• The Reveal that Eggy is a unicorn named Twinkles the Terrible from planet Boogey Boogey Boo and he is there to take over Miseryville. Absolutely nobody takes his threats seriously.

The Great Horn Fairy

• Lucius 'breaking' his horn.
• The "J" in Beezy J. Heinous stands for Jojo.
• For Jimmy's final witness, he calls himself to the stand, and proceeds to have an argument with himself as both the prosecutor and the witness.

The Collectors

• Heloise's favorite movie is called "Giant Lizard Scares Old Lady". It's Exactly What It Says on the Tin. Later followed by the sequel "Old Lady Scares Giant Lizard".
• Beezy tries to have a conversation with the Awe Guy. All he can do is 'Awe'.

The Hooded Chicken

Make No Allowances

Generation Text

• Jimmy translating Lucius' grunts with an angry grunt translator app.
  App: I do not enjoy how your phones are operating.
• DEATH LASER APP FIGHT!
  • PIANO APP FIGHT! *pianos fall on Lucius.*
• Jimmy and Beezy use a "rescue app" to teleport Heloise, who was apparently in the middle of trying to crush a cat with a hammer.

Snowrilla

• "The snowrilla ate my bab-eh!"

Going Green

My So-Called Loaf

• Cowboy Stackhouse calls Heloise 'sonny'. Heloise is understandably upset, and complains to Jimmy.
  Jimmy: He's the same guy who's marrying a sandwich!
  Heloise: Point taken.

Better Sweater

• After Jimmy and Beezy note they like each other's sweaters better, look at Heloise through the window. She can already see where this is going, and it terrifies her.
• Jimmy running away screaming at the sight of Heloise once he puts on the Fear Sweater, and Beezy's ham-handed attempts at wooing Heloise while wearing the Love Sweater.
• Heloise made the sweaters with the wool from two flocks of sheep; three blue sheep she pampered and showered with love, and three green ones she abused and terrorized, so their emotions would rub off on their wool. The green ones are understandably pissed at her for the rest of the episode, and even attack her at one point.
• Trying to get the green Fear Sweater off Jimmy, Heloise releases a swarm of monstrous moths she trained to only feed on green fabric... only for Lucius to come along and show off his new suit, made from 100% green Gruggly hair.
  Lucius: *as the moths hungrily swarm towards him* Well, this can't be good...

Jimmy on the Spot

• Jimmy having an Imagine Spot of him raising a panda like a son, ending with him as an old man being mauled by the panda and its family.

Jimmy's Life Goal

Heinous on Ice

• Jimmy using the Heinous power and believing he's a Heinous.
• Jimmy calls Lucius and says that he's thinking of leaving Miseryville, thinking Lucius will come over to try and talk him out of it. Lucius does come over, and rushes him out the door happily.
• Lucius VI lies and says Lucius's birthday is "When the three moons circle the sun three times and a pink quacking duck flies backwards". So Jimmy gets creative and makes it happen... kind of.
  Grandpa Heinous: Huh, who woulda thunk it?
  • Beezy as the sun,
  Beezy: The sun is sleepy! The sun requires cake! The sun is quitting now! Aand I'm gone...

Toast Busters

• The ghosts tell Jimmy that they have always been in his house and he never noticed. It shows flashbacks of them doing things to him and he is completely oblivious to all of it.
• Lucius' reason for borrowing the toaster in the first place: Beezy used his on his butt because it was getting cold.
• Lucius tells Beezy that the toaster is actually a pair of shoes and puts his feet in it. Beezy just stares stupidly at him while Lucius is getting burnt.
  • Beezy buys him a new toaster and still thinks its some shoes and puts his dad in it.
• Jimmy and Beezy's first attempt at scaring Lucius, they dress up as a ghost horse, but both of them wear a butt.
  Jimmy: I thought you were gonna wear the head!
  Beezy: This thing has a head?
• Their second attempt has this.
  Lucius: If you're real ghosts, there would be scary ghostly music playing. Ooooooooooooh.
  (stereo crashes in and plays a happy tune) My Jimmy, My Jimmy
  Heloise: Sorry! (Switches to real scary music).
• The third and successful attempt: setting Jimmy dolls up all over Lucius' mansion.

Beezy 2.0

• Beezy's completely inability to understand what a spoon is.
• Heloise comes out of a secret passage under Jimmy's couch and he asks where she came from. She waves her arms and yells 'Distraction!' And Jimmy laughs and forgets what happened.
• Beezy only being able to say "How do you do?".
• After Beezy kisses a giant statue of his butt: "Oh that's good butt."

Weevil Day

Heloise's Rival

Bubble Poodle

• Runny and the Nosebleeds have a song called "Bubble Poodle" which is just them saying that over and over again.
• Jimmy putting women's clothing and accessories on Molotov when he couldn't see.
• Jimmy decides to bath in a fountain naked since no one could see. Unfortunately everyone gets their sight back during this. So Jimmy ends up running around naked!

Cerbee Come Home

Good Old Jimmy

Slime, Slime, Slimiest

• Jimmy, Beezy and Heloise are auditioning for the role of Super Slugmeister's sidekick and Lucius reveals that the role will go to people with the same body shapes as the trio. Then a group of monsters shaped just like them comes in...
  Heloise: Impostors!
  Beezy: Jelloise is all mine! (Pulls out a spoon)

Miseryville Moments

• Jimmy attempting to get his monster to grow, only to accidentally swallow it in "Grow A Monster".
• Heloise "helping" the Awe Guy in "Say Awe".
• The 'My Jimmy' montage.
• Probably the best one is Beezy walking in on his dad desperately giving his rubber duck CPR in "Bath Time".
• The blooper reel short.
• Jimmy attempting to remake his theme song in "Do It Yourself Theme Song", and then Lucius makes his own to the tune of the opening theme.
  Lucius: (singing) Lucius Heinous, Heinous the seventh, I will be your very best friend, then I'll... turn on you and make you miserable.