History Funny / JimmyTwoShoes

* Beezy's fetal positions as he breaks down over his inability to live without a cellphone.

* Beezy's explanation for why he hates weavils is given in the style of a pop-up book... which turns out to be am actual one Jimmy is playing with and giggling over.

* Beezy's experiences with the Bully Soda Pop Dispenser. Even Heloise didn't expect the results.

* The entire episode could be put on this page, really.

* Lucius massive FreakOut when Beezy pretends to be friends with a random Weevil.

'''Jimmy''': Really, I wouldn't know how.

!! Weavil Day

!! Jimmy Gets a 'Stache'

!! The Butley Did It
* While the ''[[HehHehYouSaidX But]]''[[HehHehYouSaidX ley]] joke gets old real fast, there is one hilarious Butley moment when Beezy has him ask Lucius for something. Lucius' face just says "''Is this a joke?!''" while Butley, in his usually stiff-lipped manner, says, "But father, I need an Apache attack helicopter in my bedroom. Everyone's got one".
* Beezy having Butley form his facial expressions for him.
-->'''Beezy:''' Angry! ''(Butley shapes his face into a furious expression)'' Not that angry. ''(Butley changes it to a simple scowl)''
* "[[OrphanedPunchline And the head was all like 'blaaah'. You have to remember it's tongue was cut off]]"

** "His name was Wayne?!"

* Beezy trying to solve a crossword puzzle, and decides that "Four letter word for bouncy round toy" is "Bill".

* Jimmy translates Lucius' grunts with an angry grunt translator app.
-->'''App:''' I do not enjoy the way your phones are working.

** PIANO APP FIGHT! Pianos fall on Lucius.

** Even better is when Beezy, interested in hearing Jimmy's story, shouts "Spill it!". Heloise, misunderstanding what Beezy meant, then dumps the acid, which misses Beezy but completely destroys half of Jimmy's couch and the floor beneath.

* [[spoiler: Heloise slicing a cake with an axe while in Jimmy's body.]]

* After Lucius destroys all of Miseryville's cellphones [[spoiler:(except his own)]], Heloise traps him in the Sardiner, and we get this.

-->[[spoiler: "Dun dun dun"]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Lucius''' (falling through the Abyss of Nothingness trapped inside the carnival briefcase): [[SarcasmMode Oh, perfect]]!]]

** When Lucius introduces [[spoiler:El Squasho]], we have Beezy [[ItMakesSenseInContext (as a talent agent)]] say:
-->'''Beezy:''' [[spoiler:El Squasho,]] need an agent?\\

* Jimmy accidentally slingshotting Heloise in their plane prematurely. It's made even more hilarious by how she's rarely a victim of the show's sadistic slapstick in Season 1. Even better: [[spoiler:Heloise repays the favor at the end.]]

'''Samy''': Not you, him. ''(Beezy opens his mouth to answer)'' [[{{Squick}} DONT SAY IT!!!]] [[spoiler:(the joke being that Beezy thought Lucius wanted him to kiss HIM next)]]

* [[spoiler:Lucius as Power Squid [[EpicFail trying to steal an old lady's purse.]] It ends with Samy attempting to use his garlic breath, which is apparently even worse than Beezy's as it reduces him and Lucius to ash from a single whiff.]]

* Beezy's complete inability to guess what Jimmy's picture is. In case your wondering its a [[spoiler:horse.]]

* [[spoiler:The ghost is named Wayne and he is haunting Beezy because he didn't eat his pizza crust. Then they have to EAT Wayne to save him.]]

* [[spoiler:Jimmy kicks the ball into the goal at the last second... too bad it was his own goal.]]

* [[spoiler: When Lucius finds out Beezy was the one who stole his bowling trophy, he hugs him. Heloise reacts with..]]

* TheReveal that the monster Jimmy thought he saw on the moon was just Colonel Gnoman standing on the telescope lens. [[spoiler:There IS a monster on the moon but it's unrelated to what Jimmy thought he saw.]]

* Beezy's had some great lines so far in season 2. [[ItMakesSenseInContext They make better sense in context.]]

-->'''[[spoiler:Dorkus]]''': You, uh, probably shouldn't tell Heloise about this.\\

'''Lucius:''' The bird. When I call for you I say 'Yoo hoo,disappointment!'.\\

* Beezy tells his dad that they won the race and they celebrate [[spoiler: only for the weavils to pass them and cross the finish line.]]
-->'''Lucius:''' [[spoiler: You do realize that we're on the wrong side of the ribbon.]]

* [[spoiler: TheReveal that Eggy is a unicorn named Twinkles the Terrible from planet Boogey Boogey Boo and he is there to take over Miseryville. Absolutely nobody takes his threats seriously.]]

* The "J" in Beezy J. Heinous stands for [[spoiler: Jojo.]]

* The third and successful attempt. [[spoiler: Setting Jimmy dolls up all over Lucius' mansion.]]

* Jimmy's crazy method of solving the food shortage of a poor family of demons. It's so bizarre but [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar hilariously radariffic]] that it can only be seen for itself.

* Jimmy going into [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar an alcoholic-like state of withdrawal]] when he runs out of fizzy snail sludge.

*** Beezy then whines about the heat, so Heloise than zaps him with a freeze ray, encasing his head in ice.

--> '''Heloise''': [[SarcasmMode Yes Beezy, I built a machine that makes ''dandruff''!]] It's ''snow'', ice brain!

''(cue CutawayGag of a giant pile malfunctioning machines)''\\

-->'''Lucius''' (on turning the title mountain into a bust of himself): Ohhhhhh, just think of it. My head - a big, thick rock!\\

'''Heloise''': Bictorious?\\
'''Samy''' (proudly): He wrote it himself.
* Beezy freaking out when he sees the Weavils. ''Especially'' his ScaryFlashlightFace.

* Beezy's explanation for why he hates Weavils is given in the style of a pop-up book... which turns out to be am actual one Jimmy is playing with and giggling over.

* [[spoiler: Lucius as Power Squid [[EpicFail trying to steal an old lady's purse.]] It ends with Samy attempting to use his garlic breath, which is apparently even worse than Beezy's as it reduces him and Lucius to ash from a single whiff.]]

* Heloise trying an InkBlotTest on Beezy. Beezy says "Dog!" for all the cards hes shown, to which Heloise says "Wrong!" and shocks him. Made funnier by how Beezy doesn't seem to mind the intense pain given every few seconds.

'''Beezy:''' All I smell is you stinky foot.\\

* Beezy's complete inability to guess what Jimmy's picture is. In case your wondering its a [[spoiler: horse.]]

(a small rock hops by and says, "Mama?")\\

'''Gnome''' (muffled tone): My eyes!

--> ''(fake apologetic voice)'' Oops. I've made a terrible, ''terrible'' mistake. ''(evily)'' Again.

* [[spoiler: The ghost is named Wayne and he is haunting Beezy because he didn't eat his pizza crust. Then they have to EAT Wayne to save him.]]

* When Beezy is told the ghost cannot leave his home, he says "Is it because I'm too handsome? Because that's shallow, ghost-dude."

* [[spoiler: Jimmy kicks the ball into the goal at the last second... too bad it was his own goal.]]

* The entire episode.

** "This must be a joke! But I'm not laughing, ''[=so it's not a funny joke!=]''"

* Lucius says he never goes back on his word. Then Samy comes up and says that the orphanage wants to know when he'll send the food he promised them. [[BlatantLies Lucius tells Samy to tell them that he couldnt find him. They are right next to Samy and believe him.]]

* Heloise's facial expression while in her StalkerShrine of Jimmy. Also the shrine itself is hilariously creepy.

''Heloise:''' ''({{beat}})'' Yep!

-->'''Lucius:''' Your friends are being thrown '''[[LargeHam into the Abyss of Nothingness]]''' '''''[[LargeHam forever]]'''''! ''([[MoodWhiplash camly]])'' It's not that big a deal.\\

* Heloise tormenting Lucius with the word "weavil".