- The show STARTS with one of these, the very first Quickie in the first episode revolves around Garfield making fun of Odie for the gaudy dog sweater Jon put on him for their walk. We then cut to outside, where we see that Jon has, for some reason, dressed Garfield up in a Little Boy Blue-style sailor boys' suit.
Garfield: Maybe lightning will strike me and end this humiliation.
- "Peace and Quiet" is full of them.
- Jon wakes up one morning to discover that Garfield has been watching TV all night and basically become comatose from the lack of sleep.
: I feel like such an unworthy parent!
- Oh, and what was he watching all night? A 14-hour documentary about coathangers.
- Garfield spends the whole episode trying to get rid of Binky the Clown, who thinks its the house of an elderly client he's supposed to sing a birthday song for, and he just does NOT get the hint. Garfield eventually resorts to dressing up as the old lady just to get rid of him. When he finally lies down to sleep, Jon and Odie arrive back home and reveals that they hired Binky to sing for GARFIELD'S birthday!
- The entirety of Binky Gets Cancelled. The best part would be the mention of how Binky tried to get into politics, only to learn that Washington has enough clowns as it was.
- From the second one (Binky Gets Cancelled Again!): "MAH SHOW IS VERY EDUCATIONAL!"
Boss: And what exactly does your show teach people? (Gets hit with a pie) I mean besides that.
- BUDEAH BEARS? (The way Binky pronounced Buddy Bears)
- Later on Binky tries to find work elsewhere. He tried hosting wrestling matches but he was so loud that wrestlers couldn't study their scripts and tied him up. Then he tries working at a library which works out as well as you'd think for Binky.
Garfield: (After Binky is tossed out of the library) That job lasted a good eight minutes.
- Nighty Nightmare: Random alien: "But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion! And there will be plenty left for sandwiches the next day!"
- The "Sam the Cat" cartoon featured in the episode "The Cartoon Cat Conspiracy". "Oh no! It's the STUPID DOG! Can we get rid of this STUUPID DOG?"
- The "Bungee Buddy" quickie, particularly this little bit of banter at the end:
Jon: Garfield, what in the world do you think you're doing!?
: Why, being your bungee buddy you silly neener head!~ neener neener! *SMOOCH!*
- In the episode "Nothing to Sneeze At", after Garfield and Jon got kicked out of the movie theater for bothering the audience, the usher opened the entrance with Jon's gaudy plaid coat and yelled, "And take your coat! It's scaring folks!"
- From one quickie:
Jon (after seeing Garfield leave a puddle by his bed, not knowing it was just Odie's drool): "Garfield! Bad!"
- At the ending of "Good Cat, Bad Cat", 'Angel' Jon tells regular Jon, that Garfield's "Loyal and Devoted and he always does the right thing,-eventually".
- Also this exchange in the same episode
Garfield: "Now you've turned me into a liar, do you know what happens to liars"?
Devil Garfield: "Yeah, they get jobs doing the weather."
- In "Basket Brawl" the episode was about a basketball themed game of Jon and the others packing a picnic lunch without Garfield eating all the food first and the mice were the audience, sports host and cheerleaders. Everyone bounces the food like basketballs the goal for Jon's team is the picnic basket, Garfield's goal is his own mouth.
Chick: You devoured an entire picnic. You've got to be proud.
Garfield: I am, Chick. Real, proud. And I also like to say, this is probably the dumbest episode, we've done all season.
- In "Rainy Day Dreams", when Garfield got a female home insurance saleslady, wet from cold rain water, before she took her hot shower, she said, "You know, Jon, with that cat around, you really need insurance."
- In episode 33, in a quickie, Jon was trying to relax sitting in his soft chair with a bowl of popcorn, watching TV, then Garfield just came and did everything at speed, changing the channel, eating all the popcorn, putting the bowl on Jon's head, scratching the chair, then dancing away, facing you.
- In "Skyway Robbery", Garfield, Jon and Odie are in a life or death situation in a plane(they got to learn to land it or they'll crash). They're in panic and their controller over the phone is a nonchalant big, fat guy, calmly eating spaghetti and meatballs while telling them how to land the plane.
Controller: Pull back on the caneloni, and ease up on your veal parmesean.
Garfield: Flying is easy when they tell you in a way that make sense.
- In "Odie The Amazing" Odie accidentally conjures up a camel in the living room with his wand, then Garfield wakes up and does his morning routine while saying "Everyday it's the same routine, I get up, I walk under the camel, I go to the kitchen, walk back under the camel and, wait a minute let's see, I get up I walk under the camel, go into the kitchen walk back under the camel, UNDER THE CAMEL!?".
- Video Airlines: The Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage Running Gag.
- "You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung Fu Creatures on the Rampage! 3!"
- "Mistakes Will Happen" is really funny. Some memorable parts including the following:
- The opening where Garfield addresses the camera to object to there being mistakes on his show.
Garfield: Around here, we don't make mistakes.
Odie: (runs up) Ta-da!
Garfield: (aware of Odie's arrival) Except occasionally in casting.
- The criminal becoming naked.
- Garfield moving his mouth while saying "In all the years I've lived with Jon, I've never heard anything so foolish!" (referring to the haunted woods Jon mentioned at the beginning)
- The scene where Jon blindly runs into a tree while covered in a white cloth. As he stumbles, the cloth is removed, revealing Jon to have a beard and a mustache while he says, "No, ladies, I'm not Tom Selleck, but I can understand how you can make that mistake."
- Odie actually talking:
Garfield: [meaning Jon] Can you believe Pete's trying to scare us like that?
Odie: I don't know, I'm kinda scared.
- The Buddy Bears coming out of a cave, dancing and singing their theme song after Garfield claims there are no living things for miles around.
- An owl going, "Who... who...", then "Where.... where... when... when...".
- Garfield turning blue and having Lanolin's voice for a few seconds.
- Jon saying "Don't worry Kermit, we have pretty boring lives anyway."
- "Garfield's been a very bad dog lately. I'm going to teach him a lesson she'll never forget."
- "This will scare the pants off those three, or my name isn't June Arburkle."
- The three "mistakes" Garfield pointed out at the end that the viewers weren't aware about, as well as "Come on, boy, it's 10AM, time for a midnight snack!" with Odie replaced with Marmaduke.
- Jon's scream in this quickie. It must be seen to be believed.
Jon: Garfield, what in the world do you think you're doing?!?
Garfield: Why, being your bungee buddy, you silly neener-head! Neener, neener!
- In "The Genuine Article": Gabriel: Oh yeah, I'm real worried,talk about a bad hair day!
Fake Jon: Gabriel, what did I tell you would I would do the next time I caught you kicking Ollie off the table?
Gabriel: Make me watch all my favorite TV shows until I can't stand it any longer?"
- Also, the "Gabriel and Friends" part.
- The ending of "Change of Mind": "Oh, you're stealing my scary stuff idea too! Now I'm gonna sue you and Nermal both! And I'm gonna sue the guy who produces this show too, and also the Buddy Bears, and..."-(cut to quickie)
- When Jon throws money like in the fantasy sequence he had at the end of "Magic, Monsters and Manicotti".
- In "Knights And Daze", when Garfield thinks only dumb people watch the sport that Jon was going to compete in.
- "Canned Laughter" has plenty.
Garfield: Boy, they have machines now that do everything but dance the Can-Can! (he and Odie see a machine doing the Can-Can) Boy, they have machines now that do everything!
- Every single line from the philosopher in "The Feline Philosopher" is hilarious, particularly "Or because you get 83 channels and they're all showing an infomercial for an automatic raisin machine?"
- In "Housebreak Hotel", Garfield and Odie are left at what is supposed to be a luxurious pet hotel, only for Garfield to find himself locked in a tiny cage in a dark, prison-like room. He immediately starts kicking up a fuss:
Hotel Owner: Quiet, cat, or we'll stick you in a worse room!
Garfield: There's a worse room than this?! How? Is it on fire?
- Later Garfield is eating a disgusting gray glop for dinner with another cat.
Garfield: Hey careful, some of that is getting into your mouth. I'm going to complain, what's the worst they can do to me?
Hotel Owner: Eat your dinner, cat!
- Pretty much the entire episode "All About Odie". A few examples:
- Garfield using a pie chart, made with actual pie, to represent Odie. Two tiny pieces of the pie represent Odie's brain and common sense, respectively, and the rest of the whole pie represents Odie's tongue.
- This question below:
Garfield: Before we move on with the lecture, are there any questions?
Man in audience: Yeah, is wrestling fixed?
Garfield: I should've asked, "Are there any intelligent questions?"
- Garfield talking about Odie chasing cars, particularly the exchange below:
Man in audience: What does Odie do with a car when he catches one?
Garfield: He buries it in the backyard.
(audience laughs at him)
Garfield: What're you laughing at? Don't you believe me?
Woman in audience: Nah, we don't believe you!
Garfield: I can't believe my ears!
Audience: (in unison) We can't believe your face!
Garfield: Hey! I did not come here to be insulted!
Man in audience: Oh, where do you usually go?
- Garfield drives off an alien invasion (wherein the aliens are disguised as ventriloquist dummies) with termites and then delivers this gem.
Garfield: "Well, Odie, I saved the world again. But do you think I'll ever get credit for it?"
- The entirety of "Top Ten", featuring Top Ten List on subjects such as "Why Jon's Dates Fail" and "Garfield's Most Hated Foods".
- From "Garfield Goes Hawaiian": "Polly can do impersonations!"
- In "Peace and Quiet", when Jon finds out that Garfield stayed up all night watching TV.
TV: And that concludes our 14-hour documentary, "Your Friend the Coat Hanger". Tune in next week for our 16-hour investigative report: "Cotton Swabs: A Blessing or a Curse?"
- In "Mystic Manor":
Jon: Well, guys, how would you like to experience something reaaaalllll scary?
Garfield: Mmm... Jon's gonna sing.
Jon: Something soooooo spooky, you'll never get over it?
Garfield: He's gonna sing and dance.
(Odie covers his ears and whimpers)
- Garfield translates Escrow, a real estate agent in "Unreal Estate" :
Garfield: Real estate people uses special language. I'll translate for you
Escrow: Quinn's starter home price move...
Garfield: It's a dump and it is falling into quicksand.
Escrow: Magnificent view...
Garfield: It's about to fall off the edge of a cliff
Escrow: Needs TLC...
Garfield: Needs Toilets , Lights and Ceiling
Escrow: Indoor Pool
Garfield: 5 feet of water in the basement
Escrow: Charming fix-her-up requires some restoration
Garfield: Mostly on fire.
- In "Cabin Fever":
- Garfield quickly succumbing to starvation and cabin fever while snowed in at the cabin, despite only being in there for about an afternoon.
- Jon rushing out of the grocery store when the clerk tells him about an upcoming blizzard, only to rush back in when he remembers he forgot to pay for the groceries.
Jon: Heh, you'd probably like me to pay for these, huh?
Grocer: Might be nice.
Garfield: THAT hungry I'm not.
- The ending to "Video Victim", where Jon has a nightmare about the vacuum cleaner.
- From "How to be Funny":
Garfield: Now in all of comedy, what is the most important thi—
Guy in Audience: Timing!
Garfield: Ahem. I said, in all of comedy—
Guy in Audience: Timing!
Garfield: Ahem again. I said, in all of comedy, what is the most important thing?
Guy in Audience: ....Timing?
- Pretty much the entirety of "Monday Madness", too. Special mention include the sudden morning polka Garfield performs, and the fake trailer for Monday Madness.
- In "Dread Giveaway", Nermal dreams that Garfield hosts an infomercial advertising the opportunity for the first caller to own Nermal (and later Odie too). The reason for they want to give him away? Simple:
Because we don't want him!
- Binky Goes Bad:
Garfield: Today's episode features Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume kids.
- During the court case at the beginning of the episode, Garfield does what he does best: eat food!
Police Officer: All rise!
[Everybody but Garfield rises, who eats some popcorn, then rises.]
- In "Annoying Things", as a dog promises to beat Garfield up is he says anything bad about dogs...
Dog: Read my lips!
- Jon and Garfield warping their side of the story in "Twice Told Tale":
Garfield: (Jon's version) I haven't had anything to eat in ten minutes! I demand food now!
Garfield: (Garfield's version) Oh, I haven't had anything to eat in a day or two but hey, it's all right.
Jon: (Jon's version) Here it is. Soft, frozen yogurt. Oh, I do so hope it pleases you.
Jon: (Garfield's version) Here it is. Soft, frozen yogurt. That's all you're getting.
Jon: (Jon's version) You know, if we made yogurt at home, I could save a lot of money and give it to the poor and needy.
Jon: (Garfield's version) You know, if we made yogurt at home, I could save a lot of money and spend it on selfish things.
Jon: I had to add just the right ingredients so the yogurt would be just right for Garfield.
Garfield: Jon didn't know how to make yogurt so he just threw anything he had lying around into the pot.
- "Wanted: Wade!":
- "HEY ORSON! IS THIS YOUR PAPER UNDER THE SOFA?", due to the way Wade says the last word, and because he pointed his middle finger at the tag for a few seconds.
- Wade singing "Bedtime's every night at nine" on key, but then going off key during the musical sequence.
- Two of the signs in the musical sequence read "No John Wayne Impersonations" and "No Yogurt".
- Wade imagines himself in court with Orson as a judge:
Orson: I sentence you to 9999 years in prison!
Wade: Whew! At least I didn't get life.
- The cellmates' reaction to Wade ripping the tag off a pillow.
First criminal: I've robbed 50 banks and 60 gas stations.
Wade: Uh, I tore a tag off a pillow.
(the criminals run for the bars and scream for help)
- Orson, Wade, and Roy panicking and breaking down the wall of Roy's house and running away after hearing a police officer ordering them to come out with their hands up. Turns out it's only Booker imitating a police officer. Sheldon asks him if he thinks that was very nice and Booker replies, "Oh, c'mon. What harm can it do?" Then we cut away to Orson, Wade, and Roy still running like hell.
- In episode 3, "Banana Nose", Wade expresses how heartbroken he was about Roy's departure:
Orson: (reading Roy's letter)
Dear everyone, I thought I had friends here.
I guess I was wrong. Don't worry, you'll never see my banana nose here, again. Goodbye. Sighed Roy parentheses, Banana Nose.
- Of course Wade then felt ashamed about it, once Orson pointed it out.
- Also, "Me be a pirate!", because it sounds like Engrish.
- Episode 4, "Shell Shocked Sheldon". Roy and Wade repeatedly fighting if Roy was out or safe.
- And we see them again fighting about the same thing and through night fall.
- At the end of Orson's song about helping Sheldon to hatch:
Orson: (singing)...I wonder what you will look like? I wonder what you will be? We'll finally put a face with your name...maybe you'll look like me.
Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me?! (Orson frowns)
- Back to Roy and Wade, still having the 'Out/safe' fight. Fortunately, they aren't stupid enough to overlook that the fox went past them with the kidnapped Sheldon, like the fox might've thought.
- When the gang are behind the bushes, near the fox, to rescue Sheldon:
Wade: (whispers) Out.
Roy: (whispers) Safe.
Wade: (whispers) Out.
Roy: (whispers) Safe.
- When Sheldon is saved.
Orson: (to Sheldon) ...but don't worry, you're safe.
- In the morning, when Sheldon is hatching:
Wade: He's almost out!
- In "Wade: You're Afraid", when Roy manage to break Wade of his hypnotization by closing the book (literally) on Wade's head. He also did in the comic strip, thought slightly differently.
- In episode 6, in a quickie when Roy tried to help Wade stand up to Lanolin. This was also a strip.
- The new game rule about making Arnold Schwarzenegger out of coleslaw. Like the "Wanted: Wade" example, the way he says the celebrity's name is funny, and it's not often you hear celebrity jokes in Garfield and Friends. This joke was so funny that YouTube kept the episode up longer than the other episodes due to this, according to the episode's uploader.
- In "The Worm Turns", Roy pranking Wade by inflating his inner tube. This was also in the strip. The Wade thinks everything and everyone else shrunk. Then Roy comes with Wade's hugely inflated tube and tells Wade to pay attention to things and think before he acts... just as he unplugs Wade's tube and goes flying in the air like an deflating balloon.
- In "Return of Power Pig", even though Wade was sincerely upset, when he thought Roy was decapitated, he said this line, "Oh No! Roy's head! And he hadn't even used it yet!" Followed by Roy walking to Wade, frowning at him and Wade realizing Roy's alive and heard him, grinning sheepishly at him.
- In "Short Story", when Orson's mean brothers trapped the heroes in the silo, after being stuck in there for less then a minute:
Wade: (banging the door) WE'RE TRAPPED! WE'RE TRAPPED! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WE'LL PERISH IN HERE! OH, NO!
Roy: (walking over to Wade) Wade, it's too soon for that kind of theatrics.
Wade: I was just getting an early start.
- In "National Tapioca Pudding Day", it was more likely the principle of not getting a present, but it was still very funny:
Roy: (seeing Wade walking near him with a present)
Present for me, Wade? Wade: (walks past him)
Oh, no, no. No. This is for my good and truly friend, Orson. Roy: (jealous)
Oh...The pig gets a present and I don't? (walks away)
Well, see if I care. (marching back in Wade's direction) Of course I care.
- In "Shy Fly Guy", when Wade and Fred Duck meet for the first time...despite being related.
Fred Duck: Hi, Cousin! Fred Duck! Awful glad to meet you! Nice place you got here! How's tricks?!
Wade: Who are you?...
- Orson stuck in an unstoppable tractor.
Orson: I HAD to refill the gas tank!
(The others running after the tractor, trying to rescue Orson)
Bo: We're coming to save you, Orson!
Roy: Yeah! As if we really know what to do!
- In the episode "The Impractical Joker":
Roy: Hey, Wade, do you know what's red and green and covered with fur and has eight legs?
Wade: Uh, no what?
Roy: I don't know either, but there's one on your shoulder.
Wade: AHHH! Oh, get it off! Get it off!
Sheldon: We could do worse.
Booker: Like that friend of yours, Wade. That duck that came by last year.
Wade: Oh, Fred Duck. Yeah, he was annoying.
- When Roy got his job back:
Roy: (trying to sound sincere) Sheldon, I'm sorry I said you were so dull, you could put coffee to sleep. (trying not to laugh) And Booker, I'm sorry I said you were so short, Show White could give you hand-me-downs. (again, trying not to laugh) And Wade, I'm sorry I said (giggles)...I said you were so cowardly you (laughs)...you ought to borrow a spine! (laughing) And-and Lanolin, I- (can't go on and leaves, laughing. Lanolin and the chicks are not amused)
Wade: (wearily) Nice to have Roy back, isn't it?... (The others glare at Wade, while he smiles sheepishly.)
- In the episode "Grabbity", when Roy was disguise as a TV news reporter, pranking Wade:
Roy: This just in: The law of grabbity has been repealed.
Roy: You heard me. Today, a bunch of very important people, who can do anything they want to, repealed the law of grabbity. They also repealed the law of the jungle, the law of diminishing returns, the law of supply and demand and several rules of thumb.
Wade: OH NO, OH NO! HELP! THERE'S NO MORE GRABBITY! WE'RE ALL GOING TO FLOAT AWAY!
- In "Scrambled Eggs" when Roy pranked Wade with sneezing powder in his sleep.
- In "Fortune Kooky" Roy with his Paper-Thin Disguise as a fortune teller, pranking Wade:
Roy: (to Wade) Ah, web footed one, I am Swami Bugwanna, mystic seer of the future. Would you like to hear your fortune?
Wade: Yes, oh please, Swami, sir.
Roy: Then let me read a fortune cookie. (takes one from Wade's picnic basket, eats the cookie and reads the fortune) You will be caught in a rainstorm and then pummeled and harmed, by a wild ape who wants to tap dance in potato salad.
Wade: That is the most ridiculous fortune I've ever heard, Swami. (Wade conveniently has his head turned as Roy puts a hose up a tree near Wade and turns the hose on) It's a beautiful sunny day. (water from the hose pours down on him) It's, it's raining!
Roy: (in an ape suit) Can I dance in your potato salad?
Wade: (gives the basket to Roy) Take it! I'm too young to be pummeled and harmed! (runs off)
- "You will lose all your feathers during a total eclipse on Arbor day while listening to The Marine Corps Band playing "Home on the Range" and watching a badminton match between two guys named Ichabod."
- IT'S THE MARINE CORPS ON A RADIO!
- In "Goody-Go-Round", a cute and funny scene when Lanolin when rolling on the rolling pin while holding two pies:
Orson: (heroic voice) Don't worry, Lanolin! I'll save you! (runs to the shed, came back out as "Power Pig") Power Pig to the rescue!
Lanolin: Oh, now I'm really in trouble. (both crash into each other)
- In "Double Oh Orson", in the casino diner, how all the enemies (off screen) try to hit Double Oh Orson with thrown weapons but miss, including trying to place a poison pill in his drink but with bad timing.
- Also, Lanolin's accent is funny. However, after she says "Follow me, Double Oh Orson!" she snaps out of it for some reason and talks in her normal voice.
- Double Oh Bo appearing to be frozen in a block of ice.
- All the "license to kill" puns, like Double Oh Orson pouring a soda and overflowing his cup (license to spill), and the scene of Bo being frozen in ice, a "license to chill".
- In "Show Stoppers", Orson, in the talent show fails to wow the audience with his jokes so he announced he'll do a little dance:
Roy: (in the audience) Oh, Don't. My earthquake insurance isn't paid up.
Orson: I am not fat! I have a body of a superb athlete!
Roy: Well, give it back. You're getting it all stretched out of shape.
Orson: (trying to whisper to Roy) Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door?
Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose? I'm on a roll.
Orson: (angry) Well, in that case, I won't dance. (The audience cheered for that, with Orson getting more angry turned 'big and growling monster like' which shut them up.)
- Booker's and Sheldon's act:
- When Orson's brother threw lots of vegetables at him on stage:
Roy: (to Wade both behind the stage) How's it going?
Wade: Well, either he's bombing or he's doing a great impression of a salad bar.
- In "Rooster Revenge" at the end when Roy thought he pulled a huge prank on Orson, then he thought it was the Ranger. Trying to describe the look on his face doesn't do that joke justice. plus when it was Lanolin in disguise as the Ranger.
- In "First Aid Wade", in Wade's dream, the end of Orson's song, "...He'd never hurt you on purpose, but Roy here might." With Doctor Roy looking at Wade...Now all that's missing is Doctor Roy saying to Wade, "Relax...I'm a Doctor."
Orson: What a minute. You're not a surgeon Roy.
(Doctor) Roy: I operated on a man just yesterday.
Orson: For what?
Roy: For 900 dollars.
Orson: No, no. What did the man have?
Roy: 900 dollars.
Orson: No, I mean what did you remove?!
Roy: (playing with a ball and paddle) The 900 dollars.
Orson: No! What was his complaint?!
Orson and Roy: The 900 dollars.
Orson: OK Roy, you carve.
- This exchange:
Let's operate on the Duck. (to Wade)
OK, we're taking out your tonsils. Wade:
I don't need my tonsils taken out! (runs away) Roy:
Hey, I've never lost a patient and I don't aim to start now! (runs after Wade, which leads to the Scooby-Dooby Doors.)
- In "Mud Sweet Mud", Wade was raking the leaves and made a couple of large piles. Roy planned to jump on one of the piles... only to end getting hit/flattened by a blouder size rock hiding under a pile of leaves. With Wade remaining calmly humming and raking the leaves. Makes you wonder if Wade planned that, on purpose?
- In "Origin of Power Pig", when Wade was explaining to himself that he worries too much and that there's no danger while failing to notice Orson's mean brothers' Paper-Thin Disguise as a hen and a tree (one of them was just holding two branches).
- In "Barn of Fear" when the gang stayed in a spooky abandoned barn for the night.
Wade: Do you hear anything?
Roy: Why? Do you?
Roy: Hold it. Do you realize what we all sound like?
Roy: We sound like you.
Wade: Oh. That bad.
- When one of Orson's brothers, Wart, disguised as a ghost, had Roy and Wade cornered and asked 'Who will be the first to go?', this was these two wonderful, dear friends' reactions:
Wade: (pushing Roy ahead) You go first!
Roy: (pushing Wade ahead) No, you.
(This goes on for several more seconds)
- In "Swine Trek", when Lanolin was trying to make a sick Orson more comfortable in bed by covering him up with the blanket and fluffing his pillow....she did it too roughly and hilarity ensued.
- This part from "Nothing to Be Afraid of":
Roy: Wade! Giant lobsters from outer space are stalking us all with drawn butter!
Wade: Oh! I've been worried about that! Help! Oh, help! (runs off) Giant lobsters from outer space! Major crustacean alert! Help me!
Roy: (laughs) This is the fourteenth time I've done this to him today. I love it.
- After the last crummy episode mentioned above, we're given a much better, funnier episode, "Hogcules II", There's far too many to list, but here's a few examples like when Roy and Wade were fighting again (this time about the grain mess).
Wade: It's not my fault. Roy did it. Let him clean it up.
Roy: You opened the door, Wade.
Wade: You tricked me! It's your fault.
Roy: You were stupid enough to let me trick you. You should get the blame.
Wade: You are the tricker, I am the trickee!
Roy: Don't try to duck out of this, Haha!
Wade: Cheap shot, rooster!
- In "Little Red Riding Egg", Roy kept messing up his role/lines (as the wolf) to the point where they had to make many takes.
Bo: Little Red Riding Egg, take...oh, I have absolutely no idea, man.
- Wade (as the "helpless" Grandma) didn't hesitate giving the fox (who Wade thought was Roy as the wolf) a couple injuries (stepping on his foot). Then Roy (bound and gagged from the fox) warning Wade, it's a fox.
- Roy being offended at "chicken jokes" during the musical number in the episode "Hamelot".
- In "Flop Goes The Weasel", when Wade (not Roy) is hanging out with the chickens. Made more funnier when Roy saw this and was like 'WHAT THE HECK?!'
Roy: You? Brave? You used to put on a parachute to stand on tiptoe.
Wade: You are just jealous of my courage.
Roy: Your courage? Ha! I laugh in your face. Ha! Haha! This is me laughing in your face.
Wade: You cannot laugh in the face of someone truly heroic as I am!
- In "Peanut-Brained Rooster":
Roy: (dressed as a cowboy, running torwards Wade) Quick, Wyatt Earp! The James Boys are robbing the stagecoach!
Wade: The haa...are robbing what??
Roy: The James Boys! I'll try to head them off at the pass. You go get the posse. (takes Wade's bag of peanuts) Let me have the bag of peanuts.
Wade: Right, I'll get the posse! You get the peanuts and I'll get the posse! (runs away) Help, help! The James Boys are robbing the stagecoach!... (marching back in realization) Wait a minute, I'm not Wyatt Earp.
Roy: (laughs) What an oxymoron.
Wade: (runs back towards Roy, takes the peanuts back) Hold on Rooster! You take me for the fool that I am! These are my personal peanuts.
Roy: (kneeling, begging) Please let me have just one peanut. Please, please pleaeese?
Wade: No one can eat just one peanut.
Wade: ...Here you go, Roy. Uno peanuto. (Roy eats one peanut then leaves) Gee, I didn't think he could do it.
- Roy couldn't have just one and quickly went back to Wade who shared it with the other farm animals.
Roy: (runs back to Wade, begging) Wade, you were right, I was wrong! Let me have another peanut, please! Pretty, please! Please, please please! (Wade gives him the peanut bag) It's empty!
Wade: I must've given Booker the last one. Sorry, Roy.
- Later on, being deprived of peanuts and looking for them drove Roy to Sanity Slippage. And when he was looking for some peanuts in the haystack and gotten a long splinter stuck in his wing, he was yelling out certain words. We couldn't hear him but the fourth wall put a sign in front of him, saying censored which meant he was swearing.
- "Deja vu, the sensation that you are doing something you have done before."
- Episode 40, in the quickie with Roy's Lemonade Stand:
Roy: Step right up. All the lemonade you can drink for a dime!
Wade: (giving him the dime) Here you are, good merchant, a dime.
Roy: (gives him a glass of lemonade) Here you go, Ducko.
Wade: (drinks the whole glass) More lemonade, please.
Roy: That will be another dime.
Wade: Your sign says 'All you can drink for a dime.'
Roy: Well, that's all you can drink for a dime. (laughs as Wade walks away mad.)
- It gets funnier when Orson's mean brothers gives Roy a dime and made him slave making all the lemonade they can drink.
- THE BUNNY RABBITS IS COMING, THE BUNNY RABBITS IS COMING!
- In "Cock-A-Doodle Duel", Wade's reaction of Roy quitting and moving away. "Oh, that's awful! That's terrible! Can I have his room?" He asked the same thing in "Banana Nose".
- Also, Roy's failed attempts at one-upping Plato. Right down to picking trees instead of flowers.
- In the episode 42 quickie with Wade looking at himself in the mirror in disgust:
Wade: (running to Roy) Roy, quick. look in the mirror and tell me what you see.
Roy: (confused) ....My face.
Wade: Thank Heavens. I thought it was mine. Yucko, icky, yeesh!
- In "Much Ado about Lanolin", when Lanolin (Lanolina) appeared:
Booker: Is that the real Lanolin or the imaginary Lanolin?
Sheldon: She's not yelling. Must be the uh, the imaginary Lanolin.
- "FIRE HE WHO BUILT UP THOSE STAIRS! THEY BE DEFECTIVE, I SAY!"
- In "Read Alert", Orson gets carried away with his imagination when he reads books. It was so funny when lots of stuff happened to both Roy and Wade, like running away from a giant, a huge dinosaur, an alien ship blasting rays at the two. It was one of those 'Roy and Wade go though heck and back' scenes. Luckily Roy manages to stop this by giving Orson a coloring book.
- In "Quack to the Future", where the gang ended up going back through time all the way to an earlier Garfield cartoon.
- In "Mystery Guest", everybody was so stupid not to realize that the Mystery Guest was Garfield. Not even Jon Arbuckle was able to figure out who this guest was. It's also funny when Orson's brothers keep guessing who it is even after the reveal. Plenty of shout outs abound.
- In "The Legal Eagle", Roy (as a Deputy) arresting the other animals and then to Wade:
Roy: Doing a double-take without a permit! That's a 593.
Wade: (running off) HELP! Rooster with a badge! Help!
Roy: (appearing out of the waller) Hey, there's a 9-mile-per-hour speed limit passing a hog waller. (Wade hides in the scarecrow. Roy's also in the scarecrow.) Exceeding legal maximum occupancy of a scarecrow. That's a 240. (Wade excapes out of the scarecrow and hides in a pumpkin. Roy comes out of the water) Impersonating a hubbard squash. That's a 666!
- From "The Wolf Who Cried Boy": "Or we'll make sure the farmer's wife gets a new feather duster-YOU!" for two reasons: One, the whole fate for Roy is funny and second, Lanolin is making derp eyes while saying this.
- The scene where Wade hides in a tube. The way he looks is funny, and also, he mispronounces the word "there".
- In "Temp Trouble", there are a lot of these.
- As usual for a Roy and Wade interacting episode, a lot of moments were funny, including:
Roy: How many times have I been proven untrustworthy?
Wade: I don't know, what show number is this?
- In "The Discount of Monte Cristo", after Aloysius tells that animators get paid 100 dollars per week, a sound that sounds like he pooped or farted plays.
I fired them!"
- Them doing a Take That! at Aloysius by doing a play where he is stranded on an island with nothing.
- In the Spanish version, during the scene where Orson is fed up with Aloysius, Orson yells "Basta!" and Aloysius cries.
- In Kiddie Korner, the U.S. Acres regulars try to find a nursery rhyme to perform that won't offend Aloysius's sensibilities:
Roy: Boy, this is the most violent episode we've ever had!
Orson: All these rhymes have death and people falling down and breaking their crowns!
- We also have this line by Aloysius Pig: "This is a cartoon show, NOT Masterpiece Theater!"
- The Da-Dum sound coming on while Orson reads Aloysius Pig's card, since it sounded like he said a curse word.
- Aloysius poking Orson with his hat.
- In the Spanish version of this episode: "La pequena Lou, se sento en su poo". This means "The Little Lou sat in his poo" in English. It's funny when you think about it!
- "Go away! I'm programming the fall schedule!" "But Mr. Aloysius..."
- Aloysius' chase scene at the end.
- Roy and Wade continuously amending the ending to Rumpelstiltskin in "The Name Game".
But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up! Orson:
A hurricane!? Roy:
Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back. Wade:
Uno momento! Then, a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR. Roy:
But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs
Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from? Roy:
Same place all those ninjas
came from. Wade:
But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron. Roy:
But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines!
- Here are a few lines from 'Snow Wade and the 77 Dwarves, Part 1'.
- —> (Imaginary)Lanolin: (as the evil Queen) Mirror, act like Honest Abe, and tell me who's the most fabulous babe?!
- —>Snow Wade: HELP! UNFORTUNATE PLOT TWIST!
- The "No, I'm (adjective)!" running gag with the 77 Dwarves.
- Cloe: Yeah! That Wicked Queen is very dumb! (Queen Lanolin peeks out from behind the tree Orson, Booker, Sheldon, and Cloe pass.)
- Queen Lanolin (staring at the audience): If you want anything done in this world, you gotta do it yourself!
- "No, Departing's right over here. Oh, he left." This is funny because the dwarf sounded like he said "laughed" instead of "left".
- Made funnier in the Spanish version, where it sounds like he is saying "Soufflé" instead of "Su fue", or "He left".
- Old Hag Lanolin: "Poison apple, my dear?" Snow Wade: "Oh, I'll try anything that's free!" Snow Wade: (as he is about to die) "Uh oh, I'm doomed...." Doomed: "No, I'm Doomed." (Snow Wade dies)
- And here are some from Snow Wade's second part:
- The beginning where Bo was just calmly walking by, then he sees Orson chasing Roy, with Roy yelling, "No! I will not kiss Wade!", and Bo's expression was like, Um..What??
- "I knew this was a girl's story!"
- Anytime Queen Lanolin said "NO!" to Snow Wade.
- In Uncle Roy To The Rescue, when the weasel threatens to eat the audience.
- Here are some from The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere's Duck:
- When Roy cries when he receives only one piece of fanmail and we see Bo driving a whole truck of fanmail meant for Wade Duck.
- When Paul Revere's Duck gets creeped out by a roach.
- When Wade gets scared of "imitating reality" at the end of the episode.
- In "Winter Wonderland", to try to snap Orson out of the summer fantasy sequence he is having, the weasel turns on the radio and plays a weather broadcasts, making Orson look scared.
- The ending, when they leave the weasel stranded in the water, and they tell him it was all a fantasy, leaving him cold.
- In "Holiday Happening", when Roy calls Wade a "fruit-face" after he asks why everyone is throwing pies at him.
- The chase scene near the end:
Roy: Just look at the good side of it, duck, your face will be lemon-fresh!
- Roy's reaction to being punished.
- Anytime Sheldon yells "BORING!" in response to a story.
- In "A Mildly Mental Mix-Up", when on the game show, Roy responds incorrectly to the question "Who is the main character of Garfield and Friends" by saying that he is. This is funny because he still got it correct, although that we all know the main character of the show is Garfield.
- From the episode "Much Ado About Orson", sorry, I meant "A Little Time Off":
- Lanolin: "I'm sitting on an orange crate in the middle of the barnyard junk heap with four jerks."
- Wade's "Wild Blue Yonder song", because he sang off sync with the music and forgot the lyrics at the end.
- Lanolin attacking the weasel as a cowgirl.
- In "Orson's Diner", Orson tells Roy that if Roy asks for something they can't make, than he will get free food for a month. The first two attempts fail. Then Roy does a long and ridiculous request...
: I'd like an alligator-cheese sandwich made with cheese from an alligator named Cynthia, I want it with lettuce grown in Northern Bolivia and picked on Memorial Day, I want it served on rye bread with exactly 71 caraway seeds per slice, and I want a pickle in the shape of Muncie, Indiana. note Orson
: Very good. One #8!
- "The Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster" is one of the funniest U.S. Acres segments, with all of its lampshade hangings and take thats. These include potshots at Hanna-Barbera and Ren and Stimpy, Roy and Wade looking at the title card to confirm what the episode is about, and the ending where Roy is still in the bag the weasel put him in earlier in the episode and proceeds to try to hop to a new show.
- In the beginning of "Big Bad Buddy Bird", Wade comes panicking that it's National Don't Mention Meat Or Someone Will Hit You With a Banana Cream Pie Day.
Roy: What? You mean I'll get hit with a banana cream pie if I mention, oh say, prime rib? (a pie hits him) That's a lot of baloney! (another pie hits him) Who do I complain to? I have a real beef! (a third pie hits him)
Roy: I have too much at stake! (a fourth pie hits him) I said stake. S-T-A-K-E. Not steak, S-T-E-A-K. (a fifth pie hits him)
Roy: I don't care if people think I'm a ham. (a sixth pie hits him)
(After Roy has quit the show)
Wade: Roy's quit for good? Oh, now we are in a stew! (Hit with a pie)
Orson: Wade, that's what you get for being so frank. (Hit with a pie)