Funny / Garfield Specials

  • In Here Comes Garfield, apparently the Pleasure Motors commercial is on every channel.
    Announcer: You know Pleasure Motors- *click* You know Pleasure Motors is conveniently located right here in Downtown- *click* Of course, if you can't make it to our Downtown location, we have new locations under construction up in Midtown- *click* Uptown- *click* and in the Loop! *click* At Pleasure Motors, your business is our pleasure! *click* Our pleasure is your business! *click* Our pleasure is none of your business! *click*
    • Moments before that, when Jon asks where Odie, Garfied mimes the entire scene from before (how they harassed a grumpy old man who calls the dogcatcher, who then takes away Odie).
    Jon: You got fleas, or something?
    Garfield: (grabs Jon's face) What we have here is a failure to communicate.
    [Garfield pats Jon's cheeks, then slaps him]
    • This dialogue at the beginning:
    Jon: What would you like for breakfast, Garfield?
    Garfield: Oh, a cup of coffee, Danish, morning paper.
    Jon: OK, one bowl of catfood coming right up.
    Garfield: Nobody listens anymore.
  • From the Christmas special, Garfield trying out some sausage gravy which, unbeknownst to him, was spiked by Jon's grandmother with chili powder. It turns Garfield into essentially a flamethrower.
    Garfield: Perfect!
    • Grandma's "eating for two" quip and Dad's look of shock after nodding obliviously for a few seconds.
  • In Garfield's Halloween Adventure/Garfield in Disguise:
    • "All that candycandycandycandy...Steady yourself, Garfield."
    • "We be at the mercy of the sea, matey! Topside, topside, batten the hatches! Trim the mains, slip the sheets! FLIBBER THE JIBBETS! I WANT MY MOMMY!!!"
    • The best (or worst) alarm clock ever:
    • This bit by Binky:
    Binky: Remember, kids: if you don't exercise with Binky, you're gonna to grow up to be worthleeeess!
    Garfield: I hate you, Binky! Where's my remote control?
    • One more bit by Binky, after Garfield learns about this being the night to get candy:
    Binky: That's right, kids! Tonight is Halloween night! And we want to be in great shape to trick-or-treat for all that CANDY! Don't weeeeee?
    Garfield: (ecstatic) Yes, we dooooooo!!!
    Garfield: Me thinks you be a might stingy with your candy, miss. If you don't reconsider your contribution I'll give your living room drapes a taste of me broadsword.
  • The entire sequence in Garfield's Thanksgiving where the talking scale mistakes Garfield for Orson Welles.
    • Jon trying to figure out what to wear for his date with Liz, which has him dressing up like a ballerina, a gorilla, and even Popeye. And then when he finally realizes that he should just dress like himself, he winds up forgetting to wear pants.
    • Jon preparing the Thanksgiving dinner.