Funny / Garbage Pail Kids Cartoon

• Quite a few bits from "The House That Dripped Crud".
  • This exchange.
  Split Kit: Don't you want to prove you're not a scaredy-cat?
  Patty Putty: Meow!
  • When Elliot Mess brings Clogged Duane over to thaw him out after being scared frozen stiff, a ghost lights the fireplace for them. Elliot thanks the ghost before realizing that it's a ghost who lit the fireplace and runs screaming.
  • The Mirror Routine between Elliot Mess and the skeleton.
• "Mona Loser"
  • The teaser has an alien prepare to make visual contact with Earth, being warned that Earthlings are very strange because they watch little boxes called TV, ride in little boxes called cars, and wear hi-top sneakers. The alien then sees Split Kit, Clogged Duane, and Patty Putty making faces at him, which causes him to scream and demand that they retreat.
  Alien: Turn back! Turn back!
  Alien Commander: What's wrong?
  Alien: It's the Earthlings! They're worse than strange. They're gross!
  • In the movie parody Supernerd, Supernerd manages to defeat Lex Lumpy by telling him on his mother, who proceeds to give her son a good reprimanding on his misbehavior as she drags him by the ear.
  • A hilarious Bait-and-Switch is provided in the Garbage Pail Award segment, where the award for best babysitter is given to the children for babysitting their sitter.
• At the end of "Chris Messin' August", Chris Mess, Yul Tied, and Meltin' Elton are punished for their evil scheme by being forced to work in Santa's workshop. When Yul Tied makes a remark toward Chris Mess, Chris responds by telling him to shut up and unknowingly stuffs him in a box.
• This exchange between a pair of pilots in "An Egg-citing Adventure"
  Al: Uh, Roger, there's a baby ostrich hopping on our wing!
  Roger: What's the matter? Does he think our plane is its mother?
  Al: I don't know about that, but he just blew me a kiss and called me "mama".
  Roger: Oh, Al. Ostriches don't fly! They'll fly when they think our plane is its mother!
  Al: Come on, Roger! Just one look?
  Roger: Oh, alright. Just for you, Al. (The baby ostrich has left) I think you've had your head in the clouds a little too long, Al.
• "Heartless Hal"
  • The teaser has an arrogant Simon Says instructor giving his instructions too fast and smugly informing people they're out for doing what he said when he didn't say "Simon Says" or doing something he didn't tell them to do. After saying "Stomp your feet", a giant foot steps on him, which causes him to become folded like an accordion and groan "I didn't say Simon Says".
  • Mr. Mellow being chased by an overly affectionate Mrs. Gallagher.