Funny / Fairy Without Wings

  • Go up to Lelouch and talk about Fighting Spirit, a guild that is apparently more destructive than Fairy Tail. You're bound to get a barrel of laughs witnessing how miserable he gets over it.
  • Orochi, being an Expy of Kamina, tends to be hilarious whenever he's able to get a chance to speak for a prolonged duration either because he's funny or he's just so stupid you can't help but laugh.
  • Cana and Gray dying of shock in the background of Lelouch and Erza's initial interaction because of the way Erza is acting.
  • Three words: "Where's my goldfish?"
  • This exchange:
    Lelouch: I got stuck at training camp and wrangling slavers. I'll take saving the world over that, thank you.
    Gray: Hey be thankful you guys have a training camp.
    Lelouch: Hey you spend a month in the training camp from hell and see how you turn out.
    Gray: You're talking to someone who trained as a child in a frozen mountain top.
    Lelouch: Touché.
  • Chapter 36 is just one big CMoF, but to wit:
    • Cornelia tries to cure Gray of his stripping habit. It goes about as well as you would expect
      • Her first attempt is classical conditioning by showing him a picture of Natsu in a speedo. This only makes Gray cringe every time he strips
      • Her second attempt involved extreme therapy via CC. Gray went on a hallucinogenic rampage that was later stopped by Erza.
      • Her last attempt was duct tape. That's right she directly taped Gray's clothes to his skin. And he still stripped his clothes off. And he was wearing a speedo
    • Carine, Jet and Droy arguing over what the poster should look like for the play. When it looks like Tohdoh is going to be the voice of reason, his poster has Jeremiah front and center in a speedo.
    • At the end, some little brat picks on Gajeel for frowning too much and hits one too many of the dragon slayer's buttons. Gajeel goes on an Unstoppable Rage. Lelouch was not amused.
    • Just as it looks like we're about to get our only Crowning Moment of Heartwarming in the chapter with no gimmick whatsoever, we are treated to Bisca chasing and shooting at Lloyd for calling her fat.
  • Chapter 37 gives us Makarov abruptly slinging a fire ball at a recording orb being used to record the play while giving a modified speech about no electronic devices and no cellphones.
  • In chapter 38, Guinevere and Erza are more upset that Miriam, the current arc's Big Bad, ruined the play than they are about her ultimate goal.
  • Logically sound by being well founded in nature or not, Wendy trying to confuse a werewolf by asking if it's a big, fluffy boy in the babyish tone you might say to your dog is hilarious.
  • Kalina finds the demonic realm to her liking and would happily book her next vacation there. Loke would rather book a vacation to an active volcano, with Aquarius.
  • Chapter 53 may even top chapter 36 in being a CMoF chapter. It has:
    • Natsu cheering for being selected for the mission against Oracion Seis only to experience Color Failure when he realizes Erza's going.
    • Blue Pegasus failing miserably to mix a drink for Sherry, Lucy or Erza. Ichiya is described as defying the laws of physics while holding a pineapple with the blender going.
    • Sherry's over the top drama queen reactions are still as funny as ever
    • Juvia and Sherry arguing over who loves their Love Interest more.
    • When Gray and Lyon get yelled at the first time by Erza, Lyon is convinced that them pretending to be buddy buddy is so fake and forced Erza's never going to by it, but she does.
    • Erza putting Sherry, Juvia, Gray and Lyon on latrine duty because of their infighting.
      • Lelouch's Flat "What." when he finds out she made them do this is priceless.
    • Natsu being oh so relieved that he's not the one in trouble this time.
    • Lelouch saying he hit Ichiya with his bone dragon's hammer because there was a mosquito on his his shoulder
    • Ichiya's overdramatization about how he's not S-class and the Trimens joining in on it.
    • In-universe, Lelouch is trying not to laugh in hindsight that Wendy got on the wrong train when he and his guild broke for lunch.
  • Because of slight changes to his character due to PPRS, Jellal doesn't know what a prison bitch is. Cobra tells him he'll watch out for him and not to drop the soap.
    • Right before that, you have Midnight making fun of Cobra for having a soft spot for Kinana
  • Chapter 61 has Lelouch almost getting laid by Edolas Guinevere and freaking out from her getting touchy-feely. His reactions to pretty much everyone from Edolas Knightmare Frame are gold. Hell, Wendy's A-Cup Angst to herself provides a good laugh.
  • Chapter 64 has Erza rapping. It Makes Sense in Context, but doesn't make it any less weird. She also sings Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up and dances the Hamster Dance, but that's just Erza being, well Erza.
  • At the end of chapter 65, Erza insists on sleeping where she can see Lelouch. Since they're outside, this means against the tree next to his hammock. Lelouch refuses and gives Erza the hammock. Unfortunately Erza wouldn't feel right taking his hammock. Solution? Erza throws Lelouch onto the hammock before he can blink and then uses him as a body pillow for the night. Lelouch becomes a deer in headlights.
  • There's Nippy trying to eat Happy in chapter 78.
  • Sindel's reaction to Mirajane's Takeover: Imp Soul is pretty humorous.
    • Later at the end of the chapter you have Airy talking about the idea of getting Fairy Tail's crest tattooed on her cute widdle butt and Mirajane apparently told her to have "more self-worth" or something like that. So, Airy puts it on her cheek.
  • Natsu and the gang's attempts to defeat Fenrir suddenly becomes reminiscent of Monty Python's Killer Rabbit. In keeping in line with the reference, when Fenrir proves too much for the group, Gildarts beats it up in record time, leaving the group absolutely stunned.
  • Chapter 95 probably puts most of the examples already listed to shame. During the chapter, you have resident bisexual Freed find a trail of clothes that leads to a bush. Given last chapter, the reader might already figure where this is going—and even if they don't any Genre Savvy person worth their salt knows where this is going—and then Freed finds Airy and Loke having sex. Airy promptly covers herself and screams, clearly embarrassed by Freed's intrusion. Loke tells Freed to get lost, only for Mirajane to show up. Loke tries to avoid the inevitable destruction of his ability to have children by inviting Mirajane to join in. This being Mirajane she actually seems like she might join in as she begins taking off her shirt, only to quickly switch to her Satan Soul form and begins attacking everyone, Freed included, as he tries to follow Loke and Airy to get them to put their clothes on. More hilarious is Loke lampshading Mirajane's sudden switch to joining in to attacking and Mirajane says she is joining, prompting Loke to respond that he's pretty sure she's not on the same page as him. The scene ends on both a serious and humorous note with Airy deciding to stop running and turns to fight Mirajane...except she's still stark naked. Freed lampshades this.
  • In chapter 110, Kagura returns to Mermaid Heel from a mission in a sequence that plays out hilariously similar to Erza's very first appearance.
  • Lelouch gets hamminess lessons from God Serena. To say nothing of Serena's congratulatory speech to Kallen for her christening as a member of the Ten Wizard Saints.
  • During chapter 117, Miala is having an internal monologue about how she and Nippy are partners only for Nippy to kill the mood and sneeze hot plasma in poor Meredy's face. Miala promptly tells Nippy to sit and he climbs off her back and whines like a little puppy.
  • Chapter 123 has a dance battle that has the cast dancing to American music. The author admits that this was a dumb idea, but the fans seemed to have found it to their liking. However, the real cake topper is that Ichiya wins the competition dancing to Copacabana.
  • Chapter 131 has Jellal and Ultear performing the fusion dance to become Ullal. However, since their consciousnesses don't merge and Ullal's body is female, the first thing Jellal takes an interest in is the new set of equipment upstairs. Ultear than takes command of the arms and slaps Jellal and calls him an asshole, telling him to focus on the task at hand beating Sting, Minerva and Rogue in order to win the Grand Magic Games. What makes it hilarious is picturing someone groping and then slapping themself since that's how it would appear to those watching.
  • The Yawgmoth Island arc has its moments when it's not being grim and serious. Special mention goes to Gino for sticking out like a sore thumb as comic relief, but Lyon and Sherry have some fine moments of Deadpan Snarker. And then there's Lloyd.
  • Chapter 137 might have one of the funniest gags in the whole fic. So, Kallen is going to Blue Pegasus to recruit members of them for a bodyguard mission. It Makes Sense in Context. Upon saying that the princess is in danger, Blue Pegasus' male populace start scrambling over each other to go on the mission. Master Bob phases through the crowd and politely tells Kallen to wait outside. Then, while Kallen calmly files her nails, Bob yells at his guild and presumably beats the tar out of them, but when Kallen comes back in the guild hall, everyone is how she first found them, except on their best behavior. Kallen even notes that she probably doesn't want to know how things got this serene.
  • Hibiki taking manliness lessons from Orochi.
  • When an issue of Sorcerer Weekly reveals Fairy Tail's return, there's already the first scene of the chapter involving it where Kagura does a Spit Take, but then we have a later scene with Sting. Lector brings him the magazine and shows him an article. This leads to a hilarious bait and switch where it seems Sting is reacting to Natsu coming back, only to find out that Lector was on the wrong page and Sting was reading an advertisement for sneakers.
  • Alice's first ever interaction with Kagura is priceless.
    Alice: Would you be a dear and go let [Undine] know I'm waiting for her out here, Kagura-chan?
    Kagura: I will if you never call me Kagura-chan, ever again.
    Alice: Oh, but why? You're so adorable looking so pent up and angry like that. Why I could just pinch your adorable little cheek. *does so*
    Kagura: *swats her hand away* Don't...touch me.
    Alice: I'm sorry, but you really do look so adorable with that deep scowl, especially with that ribbon. *laughs* You look like a bunny rabbit.
    Kagura: I do not.
    Alice: Bunny rabbit.
    Kagura: Stop it.
    Alice: Rabbit-chan.
    Kagura: Stop. It.
  • Lloyd and Sherry walk in on Rakshata and Lloyd, with both characters quickly deciding to go grab the Brain Bleach. In Rakshata and Lloyd's defense, they did bother to lock the door. Sherry opened it forcefully with magic—adding another layer of hilarity to the scene—and only interrupted them because they were being loud. What then sells the scene is that even after the door is closed and Lyon and Sherry leave, Rakshata and Lloyd keep going.
  • There's also the Brick Joke spread out between 114 chapters. In chapter 48, the author tosses a brick into orbit. In chapter 162, it hits him on the head. Why? In both chapters, Lelouch and Erza go to a restaurant—albeit a different one—but they get thrown out for the exact same reason helping the exact same waitress.
  • Airy Kitsune just in general. If you don't find her to be profoundly annoying, she's a laugh riot.
  • Until the end of the chapter, Lyon continues to be oblivious to Sherry's affections in chapter 163. This leads to a hilarious moment where he has a case of Did I Just Say That Out Loud? and she jams her ice cream in his eye, culminating in Gino interrupting him and Sherry having a very heartwarming moment after Lyon gets his head out of his ass and Sherry violently attacking Gino for ruining everything.
  • Lector shows he's Not So Different from Happy as he uses the latter's trademark "You like her" with regards to Sting's relationship with Yukino.