Funny: Captain America: The Winter Soldier
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CPT Steve Rogers/Captain America
- "Before we get started, does anybody wanna get out?"
- The lead-up to this is great too. First, Brock Rumlow and some of his agents get on the elevator and make small-talk; Rogers is suspicious once he notes their hands are very near their batons. Then a bunch of businessmen get on at the next floor and Rogers notices that one is sweating. Then, they arrive at a third floor... and the doors open to reveal three massive beefbuses built like MMA fighters who (like Rumlow) are STRIKE personnel, confirming Cap's suspicions that something is about to go down.
- The best part? When one of the final arrivals into the elevator gives the floor they're going to:
- When only Rumlow is left standing:
- Steve reminds us all that just because he's not Tony Stark doesn't mean he doesn't have a sense of humor.
Natasha Romanoff: You do anything fun Saturday night?
Steve Rogers: Well, all the guys in my barbershop quartet are dead, so, no, not really.
- If he wasn't kidding, then the mere fact that (presumably pre-serum) Steve Rogers was in a barbershop quartet is hysterical.
- Friend or foe identification by Steve Rogers.
Sam Wilson: How do we know the good guys from the bad guys?
Steve: If they're shooting at you, they're bad.
- A few minutes later:
Falcon: [after getting shot at with cannons] Hey, Cap. I found those bad guys you were talking about.
Steve: You OK?
Falcon: I'm not dead yet.
- A few minutes later:
- Steve repeatedly lapping Sam during their morning run around the Reflecting Pool.
Sam Wilson: [notices Steve about to lap him for the umpteenth time] Don't say it, don't you say it—!
Steve Rogers: [laps him] On your left!
Sam: COME ON!
- Which later becomes equal parts funny and heartwarming as Steve says it again when he wakes up in the hospital.
- Sam Wilson suggests to Steve that he listen to the soundtrack to "Trouble Man" by Marvin Gaye and that'll tell him all he needs to know about what he's missed while he was asleep. Steve takes out a pen and notepad and adds it to a list◊ he made of things to catch up on. It reads:
I Love Lucy (television)
Berlin Wall (up + down)
Steve Jobs (Apple)
Rocky (Rocky II?)
- Star Wars is crossed out, possibly indicating he's already seen one or all of the movies.
- In the UK edition of the film, I Love Lucy is replaced with Sherlock, Steve Jobs is replaced with Sean Connery (which is implies in that version that Rogers is binge-watching the James Bond movies in his spare time) and the 1966 World Cup Final and The Beatles are on there as well.
- Meanwhile, the Australian version includes AC/DC (likely thanks to Tony Stark), Steve Irwin and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo. Thai food and the following entries seem to be the same for every countries, except for Australia, where "Thai food" was replaced by "Tim Tams".
- The French version mentioned: the 1998 World Cup (won by France), Louis de Funès, Coluche (one of the greatest French stand-up comedians), The Fifth Element, and Daft Punk.
- The Italian version also mentions its World Cup championship along with Vasco Rossi, Ferrari's victory at Formula One and Roberto Benigni.
- The Mexican/Latin American versions include Nobel laureate Octavio Paz, Shakira, Maradona's "Hand of god" goal, Neri Vela (first Mexican astronaut) and the Chilean miners.
- The South Korean version includes Oldboy, Dance Dance Revolution and soccer star Park Ji-Sung.
- The Brazilian version includes Wagner Moura, Ayrton Senna, kids show host Xuxa, comedy rock group Mamonas Assassinas, and Chaves.
- The fact that Steve's to-do list essentially boils down to "understand that reference". Which pays off when Natasha makes a WarGames reference, and he's quick to tell her that he got it.
- And as a Brick Joke, the ending montage is set to "Trouble Man".
- Rogers and Natasha "borrow" a car and go on a road trip... to New Jersey. Their discussions en route are pretty funny.
Natasha: When did Captain America learn how to steal a car?
Steve: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing it. Get your feet off the dash.
- A Hilarious in Hindsight bit comes up again from the first film; Howard Stark says that the Cap's original suit can stop a knife but doesn't expect HYDRA soldiers to resort to hand-to-hand combat. Fast forward here, and every time he faces the Winter Soldier - Cap manages to constantly disarm him of all his weaponry except the knife.
- Rogers goes to the Smithsonian exhibit honoring him and his WWII compatriots incognito. A kid recognizes him, but Rogers just asks him to keep quiet with a small "Sssh." The kid's look is priceless. And adorable.
- During the opening raid, we cut to a long shot of Steve running towards one of Batroc's men... and just casually knocking him over the railings without having to slow down.
- "Captain Rogers." "Neighbor." (The beat with Sharon Carter bearing a somewhat disgusted face just kills it.)
- At one point during the raid, he actually threw himself into an attacker's arms bridal style, as an actual combat move. It works.
- Rogers and Nick Fury get on an elevator to go down to Project Insight. Rogers' first comment is about the lack of generic elevator music playing. And this leads Fury to talk about his grandfather the badass elevator operator (see Fury's folder for more).
Natasha Romanov/Black Widow
- Black Widow trying to get Steve a date...in the middle of an operation.
Black Widow: What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? She seems kinda nice.
Steve: Secure the engine room, then find me a date.
Black Widow: I'm multitasking!
- She does it later again after throwing Sitwell off a building
Natasha: Oh wait, what about that girl from Accounting? Laura...?
Steve: Lillian. Lip piercing, right?
Natasha: Yeah. She's cute.
Steve: Yeah...I'm not ready for that.
- That scene has both the lead-up to the throwing ("Is this little display meant to insinuate that you're going to throw me off this roof? Because that's not your style." "You're right, it's not. It's hers.") and Falcon throwing him back on the roof. Sitwell is clearly shocked at all this!
- She does it later again after throwing Sitwell off a building
- Hell, Natasha's first line: "Hey fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I'm here to pick up a fossil."
- Blink and you'll miss it, but Natasha ended her text to Steve with a smiley face.
- After Steve hides the data stick that Fury gave in a hospital vending machine behind some chewing gum, he returns to find all the gum gone, along with the stick, only for Natasha to appear behind him chewing gum. Even funnier as you realize that Steve's plan for securing the data that as far as he knows Fury died trying to protect relied on less than two people wanting to buy a pack of gum.
- Steve and Natasha's disguises at the mall which makes them look like hipsters.
- Steve's disguise includes an ordinary pair of glasses. This is especially hilarious if you know who Steve's direct counterpart in DC is.
- Natasha immediately going into spy mode and pretending Steve's her fiancé and the awkward way Steve tells the guy in the Apple store, "We're getting married."
- And when the guy asks where they're honeymooning, Steve looks at the screen when Natasha has tracked the computer signal and says "New Jersey".
- Born-in-Brooklyn Steve visibly has to stop himself from making a face.
- The Apple employee looks at Steve in a stunned manner, and for a brief moment we think that he recognizes him under his hipster-ish disguise - but this exchange happens:
- Natasha hacking the drive:
Natasha: The person who developed this is slightly smarter than me. Slightly.
- And after, the hilariously fake laugh he has when Natasha tells him to pretend to laugh at something she said.
- Steve and Natasha's Fakeout Makeout when passing Brock Rumlow on the escalator.
Natasha: Public displays of affection make people very uncomfortable.
Steve (Referring to himself): Yes, they do!
- And afterwards, Steve says something with a slight implication he really enjoyed the deal.
- Later on, Natasha pokes fun at Steve as she realizes that she gave him his first kiss in 70 years. Steve insists that she is wrong.
Steve: I'm 95, I'm not dead.
- After Natasha shows Steve — Bare Your Midriff-style — a nasty scar she sustained when she first encountered The Winter Soldier.
Natasha: Bye-bye, bikinis.
Steve: Yeah, I bet you look terrible in them now.
- Natasha growling, "Shall we play a game?" when she and Steve find the underground computer room in the old S.H.I.E.L.D. office, then trying to explain to Steve that it comes from War Games. And Steve's already seen it!
- After Natasha uploads S.H.I.E.L.D.'s entire database (and HYDRA's with it) to the internet, she notes brightly that it's trending.
- "I only act like I know everything, Rogers." And Steve telling Nat to stop lying. It's his clear exasperation, as someone who is genuinely honest, that makes it funny.
- A small one, but Natasha's quiet, annoyed, "Ow" after she shorted out Pierce's shoulder ID-bomb is pretty hilarious. She sounds like a little girl who got stung by a bee, not a woman who just gave herself a massive electrical shock.
Natasha: Ow. Those really do sting.
- Fury in Steve's apartment.
Steve: I don't remember giving you a key.
Fury: Do you think I need a key?
- Also, while the police are chasing him through the heart of DC, his SUV's onboard computer gives a litany of damaged components. Fury loses his temper.
- Fury: Well, what's not damaged?!
Car AI: Air conditioning is fully operational.
Fury: [disgusted face]
Computer: Warning: Window integrity compromised.Fury: You think?!
- Before that, we had this happen after the police had shot the car up with hundreds of bullets:
- Not to mention that the previous guy to play Fury also had a talking car.
- His grumbled "Would you like to see my lease?" to the cops who pull up alongside his car right before the ambush begins also came off as not a little grimly hilarious, because he thinks the two officers are eyeing him suspiciously as a black man driving a very expensive, heavily fortified Chevrolet Suburban SUV. One wonders what's happened to other cops who tried to pull Nick motherfucking Fury over for driving while black...
- Fury reminding Falcon that the floor numbers "aren't painted on the outside of the building".
- Fury's story about his grandfather's reaction when people tried to mug him. Almost like nonchalant badassery runs in his family.
- Whoever Rogers and the others hired to create Nick Fury's 'grave' was told to inscribe a very specific epitaph on it: Ezekiel 25:17 "The Path of the Righteous Man..."
- Also, Nick's parting comment: "If anybody needs me," (points to his tombstone) "they can find me right here."
- Nick Fury offhandedly comments that the Helicarriers now have repulsor engines after Tony Stark's "up-close look" at the old turbines... which, if you'll remember, involved him being battered around repeatedly by the gigantic rotor blades.
Sam Wilson/The Falcon
- The very battered Steve and Nat show up at Sam Wilson's house.
Steve: We need somewhere to lay low.
Natasha: Everyone we know is trying to kill us.
Sam Wilson: I made breakfast, if you guys eat that sort of thing.
- Turns into a Brick Joke even later when Falcon catches a falling Cap and comments that he's heavier than he looks.
Steve Rogers: Had a big breakfast.
- Sam's casual acknowledgement that he's just a regular soldier, unlike Steve. Also doubles as a subtle call back to the first scene of the movie, where Steve repeatedly lapped him whilst jogging.
Sam: [Gestures to Cap] I do what he does... just slower.
- Oh, it gets better. It can be tracked back to The First Avenger with pre-serum Steve Rogers being, among other things, slower than other recruits. But the main trait of Steve Rogers is determination, which can be applied like this: "Steve Rogers will fulfil his training course just like other cadets, just slower."
- Steve and Sam's very first conversation is loaded with snark:
Steve: I guess I got a late start.
Sam: Oh, really? You should be ashamed of yourself. You should take another lap. [beat] Did you just take it? I assume you just took it.
- Falcon's reaction to the Winter Soldier ripping off the steering wheel of his car while he's driving down a busy highway.
Sitwell: Who is this?
- A minor one before that:
Falcon: (via cellphone) The good-looking guy in the sunglasses, your 10'clock.
(Sitwell looks in the direction he's thinking that means)
Falcon: Your other 10'clock. [Beat as Sitwell turns to the correct spot] There you go.
Falcon: You're gonna go around a corner to your right. There's a gray car two spaces down. You and I are gonna take a ride.
- And when Falcon threatened Sitwell to enter his car:
Sitwell: [half-amused] And why would I do that?
Falcon: Because that tie looks really expensive, and I'd hate to mess it up.
(Sitwell looks down, where a sniper's laser pointer is currently over said tie. Cue the Oh, Crap from his face)
- Falcon calling for evac as the crashing Helicarrier is chasing him, just before the 'floor numbers' bit.
- Black Widow: Stay where you are!
Falcon: [sprinting to outrun the debris] Not an option!
...and Everyone Else
- "Was he wearing a parachute?" "No. No, he wasn't."
- Agent Sitwell's almost bored look while being held hostage.
- Topped off with his Bond One-Liner after the pirates guarding him get sniped. "S.H.I.E.L.D. doesn't negotiate."
- When Cap escapes S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ by jumping out of the elevator and crashing all the way down to the lobby, using his shield to absorb the impact. Sitwell watches it through a monitor in disbelief: "Are you kidding me?!"
- Another funny with Sitwell: When Steve is trying to get information out of him, holding him over the edge of a building, Sitwell says it's not Steve's style to push him off. Steve agrees...and lets Natasha do it. Sitwell falls while the pair watch... before they turn to each other and discuss Steve's dating options as if nothing had happened.
- Blink and you'll miss it: Captain straightens Sitwell's jacket first, as if he's apologising for his behaviour so far.
- Sitwell Screams Like a Little Girl as he falls.
- In a very dark way, the abruptness of Sitwell's death: the Winter Soldier just shows up, grabs him, and throws him into oncoming traffic where he gets hit by a truck.
- Right after the Star Wars Shout-Out where the Tarkin-like enemy officer gives the "you may fire when ready" line, the Helicarriers' systems that are targeting millions of people go down. When the officer shouts at the systems-operator demanding where the targets are, the system turns back on and shows that they are now the targets of the other two Helicarriers. The Oh, Crap look on them is priceless.
- Stan Lee is, of course, back. His cameo this time has him as a Smithsonian night guard at the Captain America exhibit. Upon seeing that the old WWII uniform is gone, he laments how they are so going to fire him.
- After S.H.I.E.L.D. is dissolved and the personnel branch out to new jobs, Maria Hill decides to work for Stark Enterprises. Talk about an odd couple that's going to form with her and Tony Stark. We now just wait for the next Avengers sequel to come out to see the payoff.
- It begins to make perfect sense when you remember that Pepper Potts is in charge. Now, Tony Stark is going to have to go up against two of the most powerful women in the MCU.
- Possibly a "Funny Aneurysm" Moment now we know a Civil War film is in the works. You can bet she's going to be supporting Tony and the Superhuman Registration Act, considering her role in the comics.
- Jenny Agutter's unnamed World Council member suddenly going kung fu on Robert Redford's Pierce is pretty funny if one is familiar with the actor. At the moment her other big role is a nun in Call the Midwife. Seeing Sister Julienne kicking ass is kind of hilarious. 'Course, it turns out to be a well disguised Natasha.
- The appearance of Danny Pudi as a S.H.I.E.L.D. technician. He looks like being held at gunpoint by Captain America is the greatest moment of his life.
- Zola's reaction when Cap punches out the monitor. "As I was saying..."
Natasha: (referring to the the tech) This- this can't be the data point. The technology here is ancient. (about to say something else, only to stare in faint disbelief at the very clearly modern USB hub)
- Also, his indignation when Cap gets his nationality wrong. "First correction: I am Swiss."note
- There's also Zola's introduction as a large, bulky and imposing computer mainframe straight out of The Seventies...with a very modern and out of place USB hub sitting nicely on the main interface. Also helped by Natasha's line just slightly earlier:
- As he starts monologuing: "You are standing in my brain". The line itself is funny, but Zola's accent and robotocized voice are really what sell it.
- During Zola's montage of what HYDRA has achieved, it is revealed they're responsible for North Korea, which is crazy personified. Just laugh as you realize that if Kim Jong-Un painted a tunnel black and said it was a coal mine, it was because HYDRA told him. Apparently North Korea's craziness is engineered by HYDRA agents with a sense of humor. Oh, and before we forget, a special shoutout to HYDRA for apparently manipulating WikiLeaks—if Julian Assange has even half the ego that he really does, he won't be happy about that. (Not to mention that SHIELD probably put him out of a job as a result of the movie.)
- Seeing the Winter Soldier punt a poor technician directly into a Quinjet engine is pretty funny in a dark way. Especially because earlier in the film, Rogers punts a nameless henchman off the side of Batroc's ship in much the same way.
- Maria Hill sees that two enemies are approaching. She kicks herself backwards from the desk on the office chair she's sat on, shoots them both as soon as they breach the door, and goes back to the computer, without even changing her expression.
- Which is even better if you remember from The Avengers when the Helicarrier got breached. Yeah, apparently she learned from that.
- Funny once you think about it: Sitwell mentions that two of the targets of Zola's algorithm were Bruce Banner and Dr. Stephen Strange. Now, really, how do they expect that to turn out?
- Kevin Feige actually has stated that Stephen Strange likely does not have any powers yet during the events of this film, as Project Insight was designed to anticipate future threats, not just catalogue current ones. He said, that, at this point Strange is "probably not... the sorcerer supreme," but is an "unbelievably talented neurosurgeon who's opinionated and kind of arrogant... [which] might put him on the list."
- When Fury turns out to be alive, revealing himself to Pierce at SHIELD headquarters:
Pierce: Did you get my flowers?
- It's the lowest point of the film, where it feels like all might be lost - the heroes are captured, Natasha is wounded, and they're being transported somewhere less public to be disposed of. Suddenly, one of the guards in the van activates their stun baton and knocks out the other guard, before taking off their helmet to reveal it's Maria Hill! Her first words?
Maria Hill: Ow... That thing was squeezing my brain! [stares at Falcon] Who's this guy?
- The gag reel made this moment funnier, surprisingly. Apparently, Cobie Smulders had trouble removing the helmet in some takes.
- Fridge Humor: Not being a member of S.H.I.E.L.D, Falcon likely didn't know who she was either - so he was probably thinking the same thing.
- In the end credits scene with Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch there is a brief shot of Scarlet Witch using her powers and a block off to the side just falls down from the others
- When Nat & Steve accessed the USB in the computer store, SHIELD detected them and sent agents. When the agents touched down, you can see bruises and scars on their face. Given this was right after Steve's elevator scene and escape, these agents may relish the chance for a payback.
- During the "Cap and Falcon run to land on the Helicarriers" scene.
Mackie: How do we know the good guys from the bad guys?Evans: We're supposed to be running that way!
- Scarlett's ":D" Aside Glance right in the camera after Chris Evans flubs a line.
- Robert Redford forgets what franchise he's in.
Redford: To disable Krypton... Krypton? That's Superman stuff.
- After several failed attempts to say "Tell them I'm in pursuit".
Evans: Let's blow up this popcicle stand.
- Captain America meets his greatest nemesis yet...A LOCKED DOOR!
- Mackie's Accidental Innuendo.
Mackie: So why don't you stick a c**k in it? ...cork.Evans: That's one way to do it.
- Anthony Mackie's "Cut the check!" montage.