The Wild World of Batwoman
is an American science fiction superhero film directed by Jerry Warren (not to be confused with another incompetent director named "Warren"
). The film stars Katherine Victor as Batwoman, George Andre as Professor G. Octavius Neon, and Steve Brodie as Jim Flanagan.
With the popularity of the Batman
television series, director Jerry Warren decided to make his own bat-focused superhero film. After winning a settlement from being sued for copyright infringement, Warren re-released the film under the title She Was a Hippy Vampire
. Like Warren's other films, it's seen by modern critics and filmmakers as almost watchable. Almost.
The film's Cold Open
features two so-called "Bat Girls" initiating a third by giving her a Dick Tracy
-esque wrist radio and making her drink a red concoction which turns out to be a smoothie (because they're only "synthetic" vampires). Note that this prologue was filmed and added to the movie
only after the aforementioned lawsuit; therefore, the three girls vanish from the rest of the movie
Meanwhile, other Bat Girls are busily patroling the city, and one particular Bat Girl is kidnapped from a nightclub filled with her dancing colleagues. This Bat Girl, it turns out, is to be used as a bargaining chip by Mexican wrestler cum
supervillain Rat Fink, to coerce Batwoman into helping him steal an atomic listening device. But Batwoman insists on personally verifying the girl's safety first, and Rat Fink complies
, allowing Batwoman to rescue her and not have to commit the crime.
Whew. That wasn't so bad, now was it? Oh, wait; it's not over yet
Now aware of Rat Fink's designs on the Atomic Hearing Aid, Batwoman alerts the device's manufacturer and arranges for her Bat Girls to guard the device until such time as it can be disposed of. But Rat Fink's goons infiltrate the company using Paper Thin Disguises
and drug everyone, allowing them to steal the device and kidnap that same Bat Girl again
by the young Mook who has fallen in love with her.
Batwoman follows up her failed guard duty with a failed seance, then with a failed search of the nearby beaches — during which all her Bat Girls are kidnapped and taken to Rat Fink's Elaborate Underground Base
(where he keeps his Mole People). But Batwoman had anticipated this (somehow) and has followed him here.
The film doesn't end here, but this summary does. Because words simply cannot describe the sheer goofiness
of that climactic fight scene. Or the Dénouement
afterwards. But, if you're brave, you can read for yourself, here
Not to be confused with Batwoman
, a DC Comics
character. Though, obviously, that's what the producer was hoping for.
For the Mystery Science Theater 3000
version, please go to the episode recap page
This film provides examples of:
- Affably Evil: Rat Fink seems to be going for this trope, but he's not very good at it.
- As Long as It Sounds Foreign: The Chinese spirit during the seance scene speaks random combinations of "ching", "chang", and "chong".
- Black Comedy Rape: Plotting to force-breed a bunch of women with Mole People Stock Footage in an otherwise goofy, lighthearted but rather stupid camp-fest would certainly qualify. Pretty much a Moral Event Horizon moment for Rat Fink.
- Captain Ersatz/Distaff Counterpart: Batwoman, for Adam West's Batman; deadpan Comically Serious delivery and all.
- Card-Carrying Villain: Anyone who openly calls himself Rat Fink definitely qualifies.
- Cat Fight: Over a horseshoe or something.
- Ching Chong: Because it's funny, dammit!
- Cold Open: This being Wild World Of Batwoman, it has nothing to do with the plot whatsoever.
- Covert Pervert: JD turned into Ratfink because he loves to listen to other people's phone conversations.
- The Ditz: Batwoman's entire organization seems to be made up of these! Amazing that she doesn't fire all of them and get smart women. These gals should have the word stupid stamped on their foreheads. Even the more mature, grandiose & reserved Batwoman isn't much better.
- Elaborate Underground Base: see Stock Footage, below.
- Everyone Calls Her Batgirl: Only one Bat Girl is even afforded the dignity of her own number to differentiate her. And it isn't the one who gets the most attention in the story, either.
- Faux Affably Evil: Professor G. Octavius Neon. For most of the movie he comes across as a generally decent guy (for a Mad Scientist) who was unfortunately caught under the thumb of a dangerous super criminal, and there are times when he shows genuine concern for his monsters, who he treats as his children. Then you reach the film's Dénouement when Heathcliff regains his voice. He reveals that he was formerly Neon's best friend and primary source of funds, before Neon secretly performed dangerous experiments on him to turn him into a gibbering simpleton, apparently so that Neon could have unlimited access to Heathcliff's money.
- Funny Background Event: Tons, most notably the "horseshoe fight".
- To the point where when this trope actually doesn't happen (like in the seance scene), you're kind of disappointed.
- G-Rated Drug: The happy pills.
- Gilligan Cut: Bat Woman assures Flanagan that her girls will work tirelessly to find the hearing aid. The movie then cuts to a beach where the Bat Girls are dancing and making out with boys.
- Half-Human Hybrid: What Rat Fink plans to do by breeding the Bat Girls with Prof. Neon's monsters.
- Herr Doktor: Professor Neon (done rather poorly by his actor, he occasionally slips into 'East-Indian Guy' territory).
- Idiot Ball: Batwoman knows that Professor Neon has a pill that gives people uncontrolled euphoria, but during her dinner with Flanagan, when she sees someone at another table dancing, she shrugs it off and eats a bowl of soup she didn't order given to her by a suspicious waiter. "Hilarity" is too strong a word for anything in this movie, but something ensues.
- The Igor: Heathcliff, a very pathetic one!
- Male Gaze: There are lots of scenes of the Bat Girls dancing, during which the camera usually lingers on them shaking what their mammas gave 'em.
- Minion with an F in Evil: After the Mook-Face Turn below, all of Rat Fink's mooks, including Neon himself, are perfectly willing to give up amicably to the good guys. Needless to say, Rat Fink is not amused.
- Mockbuster: A surprisingly early example.
- Mook-Face Turn: "This boy... has fallen in love!"
- Mundane Made Awesome: It's not just a hearing aid - it's an atomic hearing aid.
- Non-Fatal Explosions: Eventually the characters end up practically at ground zero of a nuclear explosion, which they get out of with nary a scratch.
- No Smoking: The Batgirls shoot Flanagan some seriously nasty looks when he offers them a cigarette.
- Rummage Sale Reject: Katherine Victor made her own costume.
- Scare Chord: Done unintentionally with a ringing phone.
- Secret Identity: Averted. Batwoman is apparently Batwoman 24/7 and is even listed so in the phone book.
- Slipping a Mickey: Done a lot. A batgirl is kidnapped this way & you have the "Happy Pill" stupidity with the soup & chocolate milk.
- Stock Footage: Warren used footage from the Universal Pictures film The Mole People (itself not great, though miles ahead of this thing) for Professor Neon's monsters and Elaborate Underground Base.
- Some of Rat Fink's footage is taken from an old Mexican wrestling movie.
- The mugging murder scene is almost certainly stock footage as well, since the three Batgirls who watch it are never in the same shot (and don't do anything about it, and the guys involved in the robbery never show up again).
- ...not to mention the "Dwight D. Eisenhower the Weird-Accented Nightwatchman Scene"...or the shot in the club with the band when Mike goes "Oh no! Just when I thought this movie couldn't get any worse...Ringo's in it!". Heck! Any part or shot in the movie that looks good is stock footage.
- Superhero Packing Heat: For a given value of "superhero", the Batgirls who use a wide assortment of firearms. Batwoman herself prefers a Ray Gun.
- Super Wrist Gadget: Each Batgirl has a wrist radio that lets them contact Batwoman. Also, later in the movie, Batwoman tells them to free their captured allies with a "magnetic-electron device" which, considering the radio is the only bit of futuristic-ish equipment they have, is probably built into it.
- Too Stupid To Live: If you're walking down a Mexican-Swedish Stock Footage alleyway in a crappy Distaff Counterpart Bat Man ripoff and two goons demand your wallet...refrain from quoting a song by Badfinger and just give them what they want!
- Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: The Mook and the Batgirl. (Sounds like a sitcom title.)
- Vegetarian Vampire: The prologue explains away the "vampires" this way.
- What Happened To The Girls In The Prologue?
- Or the mugging-gone-wrong?
- Writing Around Trademarks