Fanfic: Accidental Hero Of The Galaxy
Accidental Hero of the Galaxy is a Mass Effect fanfiction written by Random Equinox. It runs as a novelization of Mass Effect 1 with a spacer/war hero Shepard, with an interesting twist - it is run as a sort of biography compiled and edited by Anderson from Shepard's After-Action Reports and personnel evaluations. Thing is, this isn't the brazen badass Shepard that most players know. Instead, Shepard's true personality is not unlike that of Ciaphas Cain - he just wants to be someplace safe and not in the middle of the fighting, having become the hero of the Skyllian Blitz by accidentally leading a ton of batarians into an allied force that he didn't even know was there.It has a sequel, which continues Shepard's story through Mass Effect 2.—-
This fic contains examples of:
- Accidental Hero: Shepard is only the Hero of the Skyllian Blitz (a title he hates, mainly because it gets him sent into various dangerous missions) because he missed a shuttle, accidentally ran into the slavers he was trying to avoid, and then accidentally led them to the Alliance garrison.
- Adaptation Distillation: The vast majority of the side-missions and the entire Mass Effect 1 Cerberus side-arc get covered pretty much in the course of a single chapter. Justified because Shepard and his crew regard Hackett calling them up to take out the Alliance's dry cleaning every five minutes to be irritating and distracting from the real mission, although they never turn him down, though Shepard does have incentive in the form of monetary compensation as justification.
- Arbitrary Headcount Limit: The work averts the source material's usage of this by splitting Shepard's squad into fire teams. While Shepard is usually heading a three-man team, Kaidan Alenko is heading up the rest. They do travel in a group for the most part.
- The sequel does the same. Shepard only goes without his full squad a handful of times, like responding to Ronald Taylor's distress call, going on Kasumi's Loyalty Mission, and Grunt's Rite, since too many coming along would make things too easy.
- Badass: There are plenty of cases. Going through all of them is going to be redundant, given the source material. Still, special props to Tela Vasir, who manages to hold her own against Shepard's entire squadron, while badly injured.
- Badass Bookworm: On Noveria, Shepard gets talked down to by that Asari scientist at Peak 15 who expects him to be a dumb grunt. Shepard proceeds to demonstrate a surprising amount of knowledge about her subject. He later admits that he didn't know much beyond what he said because he couldn't get through a scholarly article without dozing, which explains why he enlisted instead of going to grad school. Also comes with the territory, as he is a sniper.
- Becoming the Mask: Despite his self-deprecation, Shepard does genuinely start to act like a hero by the end of the fic. It goes to greater lengths in the sequel.
- By the the time The Measure of a Hero, Random Equinox's adaptation of the Arrival DLC, rolls around, he's mostly dropped any pretense of being a coward. Kinda like the later Cain novels.
- BFG: Shepard picks up the Widow in the sequel.Shepard: [upon first firing it and one-hit-killing a Collector] Oh baby, where have you been all my life?
- Celibate Hero: Shepard's consistently turned down all romantic advances for various reasons: Ashley because of fraternization regs, and Liara because he doesn't want anyone to catch on that he's not the big hero everyone thinks he is, and because at the time, she's barely out of the age bracket her species regards as the teens, making her jailbait-esque in his eyes. Averted in the sequel, when he and Miranda become a couple.
- Cloudcuckoolander: As Shepard emulates behaviors commonly performed by players in-game, his tendency to steal anything that isn't nailed down while prying up anything that is, and wandering around aimlessly on ship gave his teammates this impression.
- Deadpan Snarker: Let's see: Shepard, Garrus, Wrex, Ashley, and Kaidan. Even Liara and Tali get into it from time to time. Just about everyone in the sequel. Even Legion. Being around Shepard brings out everyone's inner snarker.
- Cowardly Lion: Shepard just wants boredom and safety. Too bad he keeps getting sent on extremely dangerous missions and providing results. His (usually) Paragon actions are often done in order to maintain his reputation.
- Disappeared Dad: Apparently, Shepard's dad. Nobody knows where he is.
- Drives Like Crazy: Shepard is in complete denial about this.
- Friendly Sniper: Being an Infiltrator (tech/combat mixed class that favors sniper rifles) Shepard prefers to stay far away from the shooting. Unfortunately he keeps finding himself charging headfirst into combat wondering what he's doing.
- Hypocrisy Nod: After Shepard confronts a couple of looters in Omega, his teammates jokingly give him a hard time, forcing Shepard to admit that yes, it's hypocritical of him to condemn looters given his personal predispositions. Zaeed goes so far as to claim he thought Shepard didn't like the competition.
- Insistent Terminology: In the sequel, Shepard's working with Cerberus. Not for Cerberus.
- Kleptomaniac Hero: As in the games, Shepard will steal anything that's not nailed down, tied to something, or being watched by somebody (and sometimes even then). It gets lampshaded in Chapter 17.Kaidan: You'll be fine, Garrus. If you're ever in doubt, just ask yourself 'What Would Shepard Do?'Garrus: Oh that's easy. Search every nook and cranny, open everything that isn't locked down and hack open anything that is. Even in the middle of a battle.
- Lampshade Hanging: Shepard is a master of this, at least internally. When it's mentioned that the core of the Citadel is inaccessible (during a discussion about the Keepers) he immediately points out how unsettling that is. On Noveria he also wonders how Benezia snuck multiple geth turrets and armatures past the weapons checks.
- Medal of Dishonor: Shepard reveals to Miranda that he views all his decorations this way, thinking of them as rewards for getting into situations that someone else would have foreseen and avoided.
- Mythology Gag: Elevators. After a certain point he just skips over the elevator rides. In the sequel during Miranda's loyalty mission he brings them up again when Miranda zaps the elevator with her omnitool, shutting off the music and speeding up the ride.
- Pragmatic Hero: Many of the persuasion options in the game that avoid fights are used because Shepard really dislikes putting himself in danger.
- Take a Third Option: Shepard's solution to the dilemma at the end of Legion's loyalty mission. Instead of rewriting or deleting the Geth Heretics, he chooses to use the virus to deliver a What the Hell, Hero? speech at the entire Heretic collective.
- The Trickster: Shepard is a mix of this and a Guile Hero. If there was an in-game option to persuade someone to do something, Shepard took it. He's also apparently a prankster, with various incidents during his time in training (that are detailed in other fics by the author) and a habit of nailing most of his entire crew on April Fool's Day. He also took great relish in probing Uranus.
- What the Hell, Hero?: His teammates often crack jokes at Shepard's kleptomania. He's eventually forced to conceed that giving a couple of looters a hard time is hypocritical (Shepard has literally made millions of credits doing so at this point).