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2022 Waifus
Klee
Klee
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
Genshin Impact's Klee Is The Most Dangerous Loli To Appear On KWC
- The Dreaded: To the point that Daki's first reaction after seeing her is to slam the door.
- The Fake Cutie: She seems like an innocent little kid asking people if they know what her favorite thing is. Her answer is what makes her this trope.Klee: Hello Mister. Do you know what's my favorite thing in the world?Kakyoin: Eh, I'm feeling generous today. Nuw wiwwle wowi, whas your favowite thing in the world?(Klee proceeds to pull out her grenades and jumps in the air.)Klee: FIRE.Kakyoin: That's cu-AH!
- Intergenerational Rivalry: She forms one with Megumin over their respective use of explosion magic. It is downplayed as Klee is (at least physically) the age of an elementary schooler while Megumin is thirteen, though this doesn't stop her from calling Megumin "hag" or "old".
- Schmuck Bait: "Do you know what's my favorite thing in the world?"
Nezuko
Nezuko Kamado
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
"Nezuko Was Voted The Most Breedable Person At Our Village!"
- Mature Younger Sibling: Unlike Tanjiro, she seems to know exactly what being voted the most breedable means.
- Most Common Card Game: She and Daki are seen playing Go Fish at the end of the episode while Tanjiro and Dai argue over who keeps Kakyoin.
- The Speechless: Aside from the very end of the episode, she is completely silent. Even in the description of the video, it has Tanjiro speaking on her behalf.
Samus
Samus Aran
Voiced by: N/A
Metroid's Samus Makes Kakyoin Explode
Click here to see Zero Suit Samus.
- Bait-and-Switch: Both the video's title and description implied that she was going to kill Kakyoin. She ends up having sex with him after seeing him as a birdman.
- Comical Coffee Cup: She's seen with a mug that says "#1 METROID" before dropping it.
- Slip into Something More Comfortable: She takes off her Power Armor before screwing Kakyoin.
Lopunny
Lopunny
Voiced by: Nikokotee (Uncredited)
"Those Are 100% Child-Bearing Hips!"
- Double Standard Rape: Female on Male: Lopunny makes it clear that she's going to screw him, whether he wants to or not. Though eventually, he gets into it.
- Fangirl: According to Harkness, she's a big fan of his show. She even has a tattoo of the show's logo on her ass.
Starfire
Starfire / Koriand'r
Voiced by: Seerofwords
Starfire Loves Thicc Thighs And So Do You
- Bear Hug: She gives both Kakyoin and Dai one. Though because of her Super-Strength, she ends up hugging them too tight.
- Horrible Judge of Character: She believes that Kakyoin is a hero.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: Gender-Inverted. A night with her ended with Dai having an injured pelvis, not that he minded.
Android 21 (Gohanverse)
Android 21
Voiced by: Emma Breezy
Android 21 Wants To Destroy Dai?!
- Enraged by Idiocy: When Daki plays Pot of Greed in their game of Go Fish, it causes her to decide to kill Daki.
- Late-Arrival Spoiler: She appears on the show from the afterlife after she was killed in Gohanverse, as shown with her halo and the fact that she's delivered by Fortuneteller Baba.
- Most Common Card Game: She ends up playing Go Fish to try to get revenge on Dai when killing him was no longer an option.
- Revenge: She wants payback against Dai for making her promote his merch.
Raven
Raven / Rachel Roth
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
Raven Isn't The Goth Girlfriend Kakyoin Wishes For
Click here to see her Demon Form.
- Apologetic Attacker: She apologizes to Daki for what happened to Kakyoin, though Daki doesn't mind.
- Berserk Button: Insulting Starfire, as Kakyoin learned the hard way.
- Power Stereotype Flip: Despite using Black Magic, she's actually well-adjusted in life.
She-Hulk
She-Hulk / Jennifer Walters
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
She Hulk Smash ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Amazonian Beauty: She's tough enough to crush pelvises and kill a man, yet she gains the attraction of both Kakyoin and Daki.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: Gender-Inverted. She ends up landing Daki and Dai in wheelchairs and killing Kakyoin after "smashing" with them.
- Seesaw Catapult: She ends up launching Daki through the ceiling after sitting down beside her.
Jolyne
Jolyne Cujoh
Voiced by: Kirsten Candelore
JOLYNE'S HEAVENLY SPREAD!
- Daddy Issues: She admits that this is the reason that she wants to screw Kakyoin.
- Shaking the Rump: She spends the large majority of her screentime twerking in the Jack-O' pose.
- You Need to Get Laid: She herself admits that she has pent-up frustrations from her time in prison that she needs to release.
Gardevoir
Gardevoir
Voiced by: Nikoruchan
Please Don't Do The Harkness Test On Me!
- Adaptational Curves: Gardevoir is given ample breasts, unlike in the game where she and her species are more androgynous.
- Foil: To Lopunny. While Lopunny was very willing to screw Kakyoin, to the point of jumping him when he clearly didn't want to, Gardevoir is actually terrified to be on the show and begs for him not to do the Harkness Test on him.
- Groin Attack: At Daki's command, she uses a new move called Nutcracker to crack Kakyoin's nuts.
- Mind Rape: She uses Psychic to inflict mental pain onto Kakyoin.
- Overly-Nervous Flop Sweat: She's seen sweating at the start of the episode out of fear of Kakyoin.
Megumin
Megumin
Voiced by: Homicidalteddybear
- Dramatic Gun Cock: She's somehow able to do this with a wooden staff.
- Intergenerational Rivalry: She forms one with Klee over their respective use of explosion magic. It is downplayed as Megumin is thirteen while Klee is (at least physically) the age of an elementary schooler.
- Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique: When the three host wouldn't tell her where Klee is, due to them not knowing who she was referring to, she threatens to use Explosion on them to "help jog their memories".
Pyra / Mythra
Pyra / Mythra
Pyra Voiced by: Emma Breezy
Mythra Voiced by: Nikokotee
TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE F**KING SHOT!
Pyra (left); Mythra (right)
Pyra (left); Mythra (right)
- Death Seeker: The reason both Pyra and Mythra are mad at Rex is because he wouldn't take them to Elysium to die.
- I'm Taking Him Home with Me!: When Rex agrees to take her and Mythra to Elysium, albeit to not kill themselves, Pyra asks him if they could take Kakyoin with them.
- Marshmallow Hell: Pyra almost always has Kakyoin in-between her boobs. The only time she doesn't is when Mythra takes over.
Albedo (Overlord)
Albedo
Voiced by: OolayTiger
Albedo Is Only Interested In One Bone
- I'll Be in My Bunk: She admitted that she got so excited over Ainz beating Shalltear that she had to excuse herself to her room.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: Gender-Inverted. She ends up landing Kakyoin in a wheelchair with a cast after he made himself look like Ainz.
- Neck Lift: She does this to Kakyoin when he tried to leave while she was gushing over Ainz.
- Super Gullible: She easily believed that Kakyoin was Ainz when he wore a Papyrus mask.
Bayonetta
Bayonetta
Voiced by: Kirsten Candelore
"IF IT'S SAFE FOR NINTENDO, IT'S SAFE FOR WORK"
- Even the Girls Want Her: While Kakyoin's attracted to her, she's able to make Daki sit like a dog and call her "Mommy".
- Loophole Abuse: When Kakyoin fears getting canceled over the type of hair that her clothes are made of, she says that what she does is safe for work since it's safe for Nintendo.
- Precision F-Strike: She gives one after accidentally killing Kakyoin during their night together.Bayonetta: Oh wonderful. (Beat) O-oh shit, he's dead.
Demon Bulma
Demon Bulma
Voiced by: Bulma Bunny
KAKYOIN VS DEMON BULMA?!
Click here to see her disguised as regular Bulma.
- Ambiguous Situation: It's left ambiguous as to whether or not she's truly gone. While Kakyoin seemingly defeated her, the end of her episode has Dai with red eyes, implying she has possessed him.
- Eldritch Abomination: She's described by Kakyoin as the ultimate personification of evil in her universe as she warps reality in order to drive him mad.Demon Bulma: Yes! Embrace the horror! Embrace the madness!
- Mind Rape: She tries to do this to Kakyoin to drive him mad but fails due to his perverseness overpowering her madness.
Jessie (Pokémon)
Jessie
Voiced by: Seerofwords
Jessie Needs A Real Man
- Living Emotional Crutch: Deconstructed. James follows her around everywhere, even to the bathroom, much to her dismay.
Nessa
Nessa
Voiced by: Kinshiden
Pokemon Sword's Nessa Bullies Dai
Click here to see her as Dai's maid
- Breaking Old Trends: Excluding Rouge getting a Re-Cut of her episode, Nessa's the first waifu to have more than one episode.
- The Dreaded: She's this to Dai after wiping his entire team during his Pokémon Sword
Nuzlocke playthrough. This is no longer the case after he beat her in their rematch. - Laser-Guided Karma: After beating Dai in his Pokémon Sword Nuzlocke playthrough and gloating about it to his face, she's forced to be Dai's maid in her second episode after he beats her in a rematch.
- Sadist: She takes an extreme enjoyment over tormenting Dai. She even made puns based off the names of his dead Pokémon and literally drank his tears.Nessa: How does it feel, Dai? To be my bitch.[After Nessa drinks Dai's tears]Nessa: Ah, the sweet taste of broken hopes and dreams.
- Wager Slave: After losing a bet with Dai in their rematch, she ends up being forced to be his maid for months.
Sada
Professor Sada
Voiced by: Alifuro
- Adaptational Curves: She's made A LOT bustier than her game counterpart.
- Marshmallow Hell: She ends up killing Kakyoin by smothering him in her boobs.
- Noodle Incident: For some reason, she's on parole.
- Science Is Bad: She believes this, despite being a Pokémon professor (AKA: A woman of science)Sada: You are all weakened by science! [...] Science has poisoned your minds and eroded your intelligence! [...] The world is flat, but I am not. Man did not land on the moon. Stars are fireflies stuck in the sky. Everything you know is wrong. Nature is the way! [...] Reject humanity, return to monke!
- Technophobia: She despises technology, as shown when she smacks away Daki's phone.
- Vine Swing: She enters the set this way, even shouting Tarzan's signature yell.
Misty / May / Dawn
Misty / May / Dawn
Misty Voiced by: Nikoruchan
May Voiced by: Tiffany Witcher
Dawn Voiced by: Tiffany Witcher
Ash Keeps Misty, May, And Dawn In Pokeballs
(L-R): Misty, Dawn, May
(L-R): Misty, Dawn, May
- Made a Slave: The three of them are forced to be with Ash due to him catching them in pokeballs, though they're eventually freed when Kakyoin traps Ash in a pokeball.
- Older Than They Look: Like Ash, all three of them look younger due to them having Gary Coleman's Disease.
Tsunade
Tsunade
Voiced by: OolayTiger
Naruto's Tsunade Summons The Oppai Dimension
- Pocket Dimension: Like "Uzaki", she can open a portal to an alternate dimension using her tits.
- Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Figuring that all Kakyoin was going to talk about was her tits, she decides to leave at the end of the episode.
Makima
Makima
Voiced by: Kirsten Candelore
Chainsaw Man's Makima Gets A New Dog
- Even the Girls Want Her: Daki is shown to desperately want to be in Kakyoin's position in this episode and be one of Makima's "dogs", to the point that she barks like one and dresses up in a sexy Scooby Doo-style outfit.
- Exact Words: When Denji asks her what he has that no one else, she says it's his heart. While Denji thinks she meant it figuratively, it's clear that she meant it literally due to her wanting Pochita.
