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2024 Waifus
Yang
Yang Xiao Long
Voiced by: Alifuro
"Hi...I'm Yang, Wanna Bang?"
- Finger-Snap Lighter: She uses her prosthetic arm to light a cigarette after Yang Banging Daki.
- Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex: Gender-Inverted. One night with her ended up killing Daki.
C.C.
C.C.
Voiced by: Kenkoy
"Where The Pizza?"
- Just Here for the Free Snacks: She only agreed to go on a date with Dai because he offered her free pizza and leaves when she doesn't get it.
- Male Gaze: In the Patreon-exlusive version of her episode, the camera pans to her butt while she's wearing either a black thong or nothing at all.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Pizza. It's the reason that she agreed to a date with Dai and bails when it's already been eaten by Kakyoin, Daki, and Nessa.
Futaba
Futaba Sakura / Oracle (Navi)
Voiced by: Meggie Elise
"YEET ME AND I LEAK THE DISCORD GROUP CHAT!"
Click here to see her after being hit by Dai's Legalizing Beam.
- Blackmail: She threatened to leak the hosts' Discord group chat if they yeet her with the Loli Button.
- Hartman Hips: She's given a more hourglass figure when she's turned into an adult.
- Overnight Age-Up: She's turned into an adult by Dai's Legalizing Beam so that she's legal enough to be on the show.
"Mei Mei" (SPOILERS)
Satoru Gojo
Voiced by: GohanOXG
"She [Mei Mei] Ain't Beating Those Allegations"
Click here to see him without his blindfold.
- Klingon Promotion: He tried to kill Kakyoin in order to take over his show.
- Half the Man He Used to Be: Like in his manga, he gets sliced in half after declaring he would win a fight.
- Tempting Fate: When Kakyoin says that he'll lose against him, he counters with his infamous "Nah, I'd win" line. By the time he realized what he said, he's already dead.
- Walking Spoiler: It's impossible to talk about him without spoiling the April Fools' joke or his death.
Cynthia
Cynthia
Voiced by: Alifuro
"You've Been A Naughty Boy"
- Dominatrix: Daki's relationship with her is more like a sub and her mistress than a Pokémon and her trainer, not that Daki minds that.
- I Have Boobs, You Must Obey!: Her boobs are one of the reasons that Daki agreed to be her Pokémon.
- Save the Princess: The reason that she's on the show is so she can save Nessa from being Dai's maid, which she fails at.
Liru
Liru
Voiced by: HafuPan
"Where's The Meat?"
- Male Gaze: While Kakyoin vouches for her innocence, the camera cuts to her raiding the fridge looking for meat while her ass is sticking out
- Once Done, Never Forgotten: Despite being from a SFW anime, she's mainly known for her appearance in a hentai game.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Meat, as she spends the entirety of her episode looking for some.
Frieren
Frieren
Voiced by: Karilynne Davies
"RIGHT THERE, FRIEREN-SAMA!"
- Demon Slaying: The main reason that she's on the show was to kill a demon, in this case being Demon Bulma.
- Shotguns Are Just Better: After separating Demon Bulma from Dai, she opts to use a shotgun against the demon rather than her magic.
