The characters of the fan fiction Group of Weirdos by Mr. Light Chicken Bulbs.
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Link (Hero of Time)
"One moment, we need to climb up to my house so I can get a cheese sandwich."
The protagonist of the series...unfortunately. He is the definition of Too Dumb to Live. While he is a moderately good fighter (he is the Hero of Time after all), everybody he meets seems to forget that and only care about his stupidity.
Ambiguous Disorder: Practically every "idiot" trope applies to him, but his actions don't appear to resemble any kind of actual disorder.
Dumbass Has a Point: Fire isn't solid. Painful though it is to walk through, there's no reason to treat it as an impassable wall worth solving puzzles over.
Flanderization: He only starts off a bit dumb and quickly turns into an Idiot Hero who walks through fire traps and gets his head stuck in an empty bottle. Somewhat reversed in Majora's Mask, where he begins to develop decent combat skill over time. He's still a moron, just skilled enough to pull his own weight in battle.
"Waaait a minute...I know where this is going. You're using my desire to be human again to make me go on this journey to save the other spirits, aren't you? Don't you disappear on me! Answer the question!"
Rather than the Idiot Hero from Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask, this Link is somewhat different. He's more sarcastic and lazy, as well as being hated by seemingly everything, aside from the bosses (except Gyorg obviously).
Jerk with a Heart of Gold: He doesn't seem to be a complete jerk; he just gets annoyed by the others' antics often. He also has shown concern for the others at times when they get attacked.
Only Sane Man: Double subverted. He hears voices, but this is basically confirmed to be from Majora's Mask, not his insanity. Everyone else thinks he's crazy for responding to them though, since they can't hear them. Until Majora begins speaking to everyone instead of just Link.
Polite Villains, Rude Heroes: So far, considering how Diababa acts, and how he acts, this trope is likely to be played straight for quite a while. Zant's and Ganondorf's calm demeanors cement this.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here!: He tries to abandon his role as a hero once or twice and return to the village. However, it never works out.
Took a Level in Jerkass: Subverted, as this is not actually the Link from the last two installments. He is still a bigger jerk than the last one though.
"I'm back, and I brought the moron!"
Link's Exposition Fairy. A very reluctant one. She quickly grows fed up at Link's stupidity, leaving at the end of the Ocarina of Time series. She is rediscovered in Ikana Canyon in Majora's Mask, where she was trapped in a jar. She rejoins Link alongside Tatl.
Heel-Face Turn: Her reason is being forced to surrender, accompanying them out of the Great Deku Tree, and continuing to follow them. By the time anyone questions this, she's already become ingrained in the group.
Heel-Face Turn: Subverted; he wasn't very bad to begin with. After hearing about their quest, he decided it sounded fun.
Mr. Vice Guy: Relative to the other bosses, he's probably one of the nicer ones. But nothing will come between him and money, even if he has to fight his own allies for it.
The Unfought: Subverted. He does get battled, but not when expected. When they try to take money from him to pay for the Biggoron Sword, he begins fighting them off.
"I AM BARINADE!"
A...thing who uses electricity. Barinade feels the urge to yell "I AM BARINADE!" whenever fighting, adventuring, or even for no reason at all. He eventually gets the Megaton Hammer, which becomes his weapon of choice.
Tennis Boss: He has a tendency to engage his enemies in this once they reflect his projectiles. He's not very good at it, but he gets better, eventually holding out and defeating the real Ganondorf at it.
"That's what you get when you say my casseroles suck ass!"
The evil dragon from Goron legends, he has a lifelong rivalry with King Dodongo.
Heel-Face Turn: They trick him into thinking Ganondorf has betrayed him; when he finally confronts Ganondorf about it, Ganondorf decides to betray him for real.
Making a Splash: The few times Morpha actually gets to use his hydrokinesis, it proves to be very powerful. Such as the time he turned puddle from Link spilling a water bottle into a Deadly Disc to slice up a Stalfos with.
Beware the Nice Ones: After mellowing out a lot during Majora's Mask, it's easy to forget that he can and will kill Link anytime he wants to.
It's been heavily hinted that he's the reason Oo T Link is dead.
Heel-Face Turn: Not affiliated with Ganon, and has nothing better to do anyway.
My Friends... and Zoidberg: The malicious intent is on the "friends", not the "Zoidberg", though. Ganondorf labels the amassed bosses as vile traitors, but amends the statement for Bongo Bongo since he isn't one of his ex-minions.
Only Sane Man: He shares this role with Phantom Ganon in Majora's Mask.
"Koume and Kotake's Double Dynamite Attack!"
Ganondorf's surrogate mothers. Koume has fire powers and Kotake has ice powers. After Ocarina of Time, they open a potion shop in Termina before rejoining Link.
Mad Libs Catch Phrase: Kotake becomes enthralled with gathering the 15 fairies in each dungeon in Majora's Mask, and gleefully announces "[X] down, [15-X] to go!" with every fairy she bags, X being the fairies found so far. EVERY time. Tatl is quickly driven insane by this.
"Oh well, I just need you now, kid. Then I can get the Triforce and gain an easier and more efficient way to clean all of my clothes!"
The villain of Ocarina of Time. This evil man wishes to use the power of the Triforce to grant himself a new laundry machine. After being defeated, the future Ganon is sealed away until Wind Waker while the past one escapes and follows Link to Termina, where he reluctantly joins his team. After that, he's arrested again until Twilight Princess.
Big Bad: Of Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess.
Character Development: Is surprisingly lax in Twilight Princess compared to his previous anger and fanatacism. He even chides Zant for being too serious and constantly offers him dessert.
Heel-Face Turn: Yep, even the big man himself joins Link's team in Majora's Mask. His motivation is to get closer to Link to try and steal the Ocarina of Time, but after a while also realizes that if he doesn't save the world there will be no world to take over.
Heroic BSOD: He suffers one after a time paradox results in him having four mothers instead of two. He gets better in time for the final fight against Majora.
"Every notable force in history has had a leader. That's why I'm here. I'm going to make us part of history! We'll go down in the books as the Odolwa Army, the small group that managed to save the world! I, being the leader, will be the most well known."
A jungle warrior who guards the first Giant. He seems to be able to read the game's script, and gets amusement out of bothering Gyorg.
The Chew Toy: After taking over as leader. Once he gives it back to Link he seems to become normal again (Relatively speaking).
Companion Cube: The Gossip Stone he finds toward the end. Somewhat subverted, since the Gossip Stone in question is in fact alive (And friendly).
Determinator: Proves to be very resilient in his boss battle, continuing to fight even after having an arrow lodged in his eye and being slashed up and battered around, and dragging himself up out of the water just to keep going at them.
Gyorg: You're all dead! I'll fucking slaughter each and every one of you!
Recurring Boss: In addition to his actual boss battle, he's also briefly fought in the sequence leading up to Majora after Link stupidly brings him into water, and again as backup during the actual fight with Majora.
"What ocarina? There's no ocarina, not this time, nope, not at all."
The forest kid who stole Majora's Mask, setting the game in motion. He's really not all that bad, but the mask is affecting him.
Dreadful Musician: Just playing one note on the Ocarina is enough to make people's ears bleed.
The Pigpen: He hasn't bathed since gaining the mask, as Link finds out in an uncomfortable hug after the final battle.
Unwitting Pawn: Ultimately, the Skull Kid was little more than a host for Majora's Mask.
"FINALLY! It's time for the real show tall white and handsome. Good guys versus bad guys, dark versus light, sword versus whip. Are you ready to rumble?"
An evil mask, it intends to crush Termina under a moon. It serves as the villain of Majora's Mask. Like how Ganondorf was the first to join Link in Majora's Mask, Majora is the first to join Link in Twilight Princess.
Ambiguous Gender: Gets lampshaded even. Link decides it's female, but the story still refers to it as an "it". Majora itself simply claims it has no gender.
And I Must Scream: Long after being defeated, Twilight Princess seems to suggest the mask is still alive, but incapable of action outside of communicating with its holder. It doesn't seem to be bothered too much, snarking at the new hero's misadventures.
Berserk Button: In Twilight Princess, no amount of insults or physical abuse anger it or even perturb it, instead provoking laughter or advice on how to hurt more. However, it admits that the Hero's Shade (The spirit of the Link that defeated him) pisses him off.
Heel-Face Turn: It's not too hard to convince him, just be nice to him and he follows you like a gigantic, fiery puppy.
Hulk Speak: Played around with. On rare occasion, despite his sentences lacking in articles or grammatical structure, the few existing words are fairly lengthy or complex, or convey an intelligent concept despite the ineloquence.
Third-Person Person: He has been shown to actually be physically incapable of referring to himself in first person. Whenever someone tries to get him to refer to himself as "I", he screws it up. He even has trouble saying "eye", instead substituting "ocular organ" or other more elaborate synonyms.
"MY MIGHT IS THE PLAN! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Morpha from the first two fics, returned as Morpheel. Though introduced as a massive eel-like monster, his eye is separated from his giant body by Majora, and from that point on his disembodied eye follows the group around. His personality remains pretty much the same from before.
Beware the Nice Ones: He's usually rather kind, though he playfully insults or annoys the rest of the group on occasion. Despite this, he is probably the second-most deadly member of the team so far, only beaten by Fyrus.
Heel-Face Turn: He was under Zant's control for the battle, so once freed he joins Link to revel in the bloodshed.
Only Sane Man: Obviously not entirely, but compared to the other bosses, he's more down-to-earth. Phantom Ganon and Link still beat him in this regard though.
The Smart Guy: Shows traces of this by remarking how he analyzed the other members of the group's dialogue to discern their various personalities and figure out if they truly needed his help. (They did.)
Ship Tease: Diababa kisses him when she thinks he complimented her, and unlike Link he doesn't mind.
Originally an out-of-control Yeta, after its defeat the icy remains split off from Yeta as its own separate entity.
The large, sapient tree looking over Kokiri Village. His infestation by Gohma sets Link's quest into action. Despite Link's efforts to rid him of the parasite, he dies from excessive alcohol consumption.
A wise old owl who serves as an exposition source and in-game tutorial. Beyond that, he serves to antagonize Link and his party to a degree, being rather mocking and tiresome.
Ascended Extra: He has a much larger role in the Majora's Mask fanfic than the actual game. Heck, same could apply to Ocarina of Time, though he's not technically an extra in that game.
He even returns for Twilight Princess, despite not appearing in that game at all.
Berserk Button: Being called Kae Gae or any other sort of nickname, though he prefers it over Kilogramnote Kaepora Gaebora -> KG -> Kilogram.
Didn't Think This Through: A variation; in Twilight Princess, when he goes to give his usual exposition to Diababa and Stallord, he doesn't plan his whole speech since he's used to being interrupted. Since Diababa and Stallord are some of the more polite members of the group, they don't interrupt him, and when he runs out of things to say he has to think up something quick.
Genre Savvy: Whenever Link tries to one-up him or otherwise attack him, Kae Gae is always one step ahead of him.
For whatever reason, a random Tektite encountered on Death Mountain refused to die no matter how much of a beating Link and Gohma gave it. It continued to show up throughout Link's quest, as unkillable as ever.
Eaten Alive: Gohma seems to stop it by just eating it, but it survives even that. Volvagia does it later, as well.
Recurring Traveler: Link encounters it a few times, even in areas where Tektites are not native and have no reason to be.
The princess of the Zoras and Sage of Water. Link first meets her inside Jabu Jabu. Her culture dictates that handing over the Zora's Sapphire means she's engaged to its recipient, but Navi is the one to retrieve the Sapphire, complicating things.
Psycho Lesbian: Since Navi took the Zora's Sapphire from her, she considers herself legally engaged to Navi, and nothing will stop her from fulfilling that engagement.
The lord of the Zora people. He eats Link and his entourage, and inside they find a dungeon, Ruto, and BARINADE.
The Sage of Light. He is the first person Link meets after waking up seven years after drawing the Master Sword.
Buffy Speak: When trying to explain how to seal Ganon away to the other sages, he slips into this, either because he just wants to get it done now, or because he himself doesn't even understand how it works.
Nice Guy: Subverted. He is very patient with Link when he wakes up. After it turns out Link hadn't caught a single word of his speech, he finally gives in and coldly wishes a painful death upon him.
Link's horse, who is stubborn every step of the way when it comes to carrying Link.