So, you said you had claustrophobia. Can you tell me a little more about that?
I wouldn't really consider that a Christmas carol, no.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DWhat do you think of this?
Because it's Christmas, my dear!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.What's with all the snow, presents, and pretty lights?
Because Candle Jack is your father.
The League of HeroesDad, how did you not get kidnapped when you said that?
Patience. Patience and a lot of beef jerky.
I need to update these things more oftenHow on earth did you get through My Immortal in one sitting? Or at all for that matter...
Well, it was just sitting there, what was I supposed to do?
current jam | aviWhy did you use my yet-to-be-cleaned acupuncture set on your sick cat?
Shhhhh, the present is totally fun.
Oh look, a ghost!What is this present you gave me? It looks like someone tried to make a video game by hacking a dozen video games' codes and adding realism to it!
She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret! You must be so embarassed!
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Why is Bisected 8 crowd-surfing? Sorry Bisected, you were the first female troper I could think of. :P
Needs more pipe organ.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DHow's my villain lair?
The Krampus had it coming!
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."Why did you drive over Krampus with a zamboni?
I made it with love, tears and sweat! Mostly sweat.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.Pal, why is there a giant party octopus parade float in my yard?
Wait, why does it have red eyes?
Why is it movin-
That's what she said. Sure, it made sense in context, bu- Anyway, I need to bury her body in your yard.
Mr. Anza, can you please tell us more on how you invented spaghetti-flavored ice cream?
Did you seriously choke someone to death with a log?
What? No! It's because you don't help with anything!
edited 25th Dec '16 6:52:35 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DAre you breaking up with me because I'm a ghost?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to pay you.
ignore this thx
edited 26th Dec '16 5:30:27 AM by anza_sb
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.What's this big secret you're trying to cover up? Why are you paying people to not tell anyone? Whatever's in your basement can't be that bad, right?
I am the one hiding under your bed!
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DSorry! I somehow posted on the wrong thread before
Wait, is that my Poor Man's Porn you're reading? Are you...?
The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
edited 26th Dec '16 8:04:29 AM by anza_sb
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.What's with the notebook you bought from that anime convention? Why are the names of a bunch of fans of [insert name of a work you don't like here] that live down the street written down?
so sorry
To search far and wide for the components... of the legendary BLT!
edited 26th Dec '16 8:20:56 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!Arr, Captain! Where we be sailing today?
Starfish. It just had to be starfish.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DSay, Puma, why'd you tear up that Spongebob DVD, burst into tears, crawl into the fetal position, and begin to moan depressedley?
Hey, Lapis is an excellent helper when it comes to water related tasks! It's not her fault you guys can't breathe underwater!
Why would we want Lapis as an assistant? She's a mermaid!
Don't worry, the cannon's only for Jehovah's Witnesses and girl scouts.
Is not impressed.Excuse me, sir, why have you rigged your front lawn with a computer-operated anti-air cannon? And for that matter, how'd you install it without anyone calling the cops on you?
I can't help but think there was a way to solve this problem that didn't involve a Gender Bender. :/
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."I know we needed to get a spy inside the girls' school, and that it had to be me, but was this really the best way?
It just hasn't been the same since the Flop of '94.
What do you mean, my massive franchise isn't doing well these days?
edited 26th Dec '16 6:07:47 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :DWhy are you living in the pain and the grief of losing more?
Yep. That big, shiny, ice-cream-flavored button. At least, that's what GLaDOS said.
Peace in Darkness Steel Beams Don't Melt Dank Memes It's not you who need the system, but the system that needs you.
Why is Santa Clause fighting a Krampus?
Why my fear of Santa began when I was 8 years old and walked into a whorehouse...
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."