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Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#5976: Dec 24th 2016 at 7:36:46 AM

Why is Santa Clause fighting a Krampus?

Why my fear of Santa began when I was 8 years old and walked into a whorehouse...

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5977: Dec 24th 2016 at 8:59:29 AM

So, you said you had claustrophobia. Can you tell me a little more about that?

I wouldn't really consider that a Christmas carol, no.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#5978: Dec 24th 2016 at 8:21:15 PM

What do you think of this?

Because it's Christmas, my dear!

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#5979: Dec 24th 2016 at 10:58:31 PM

What's with all the snow, presents, and pretty lights?

Because Candle Jack is your father.

The League of Heroes
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#5980: Dec 24th 2016 at 11:31:46 PM

Dad, how did you not get kidnapped when you said that?

Patience. Patience and a lot of beef jerky.

I need to update these things more often
Sazandora watermelon from Gensokyo Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
watermelon
#5981: Dec 25th 2016 at 5:43:59 AM

How on earth did you get through My Immortal in one sitting? Or at all for that matter...

Well, it was just sitting there, what was I supposed to do?

current jam | avi
BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
#5982: Dec 25th 2016 at 6:11:19 AM

Why did you use my yet-to-be-cleaned acupuncture set on your sick cat?

Shhhhh, the present is totally fun.

Oh look, a ghost!
anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#5983: Dec 25th 2016 at 9:06:22 AM

What is this present you gave me? It looks like someone tried to make a video game by hacking a dozen video games' codes and adding realism to it!

She just told everyone your deepest darkest secret! You must be so embarassed!

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5984: Dec 25th 2016 at 12:31:54 PM

Why is Bisected 8 crowd-surfing? Sorry Bisected, you were the first female troper I could think of. :P

Needs more pipe organ.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Superjohn The man behind the slaughter from Coruscant Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The man behind the slaughter
#5985: Dec 25th 2016 at 4:01:11 PM

How's my villain lair?

The Krampus had it coming!

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#5986: Dec 25th 2016 at 6:37:15 PM

Why did you drive over Krampus with a zamboni?

I made it with love, tears and sweat! Mostly sweat.

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#5987: Dec 25th 2016 at 6:48:44 PM

Pal, why is there a giant party octopus parade float in my yard?

Wait, why does it have red eyes?

Why is it movin-

That's what she said. Sure, it made sense in context, bu- Anyway, I need to bury her body in your yard.

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5988: Dec 25th 2016 at 6:50:39 PM

[up][up]Mr. Anza, can you please tell us more on how you invented spaghetti-flavored ice cream?

[up] Did you seriously choke someone to death with a log?

What? No! It's because you don't help with anything!

edited 25th Dec '16 6:52:35 PM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#5989: Dec 25th 2016 at 6:51:56 PM

Are you breaking up with me because I'm a ghost?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to pay you.

anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#5990: Dec 25th 2016 at 7:14:06 PM

ignore this thx

edited 26th Dec '16 5:30:27 AM by anza_sb

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5991: Dec 26th 2016 at 7:42:27 AM

What's this big secret you're trying to cover up? Why are you paying people to not tell anyone? Whatever's in your basement can't be that bad, right?

I am the one hiding under your bed!

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
anza_sb from nowhere Since: May, 2014 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#5992: Dec 26th 2016 at 8:01:55 AM

Sorry! I somehow posted on the wrong thread before

Wait, is that my Poor Man's Porn you're reading? Are you...?

The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

edited 26th Dec '16 8:04:29 AM by anza_sb

Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
BlizzardeyeWonder Champion of Io! from The graveyard Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Champion of Io!
#5993: Dec 26th 2016 at 8:20:08 AM

What's with the notebook you bought from that anime convention? Why are the names of a bunch of fans of [insert name of a work you don't like here] that live down the street written down?

so sorry

To search far and wide for the components... of the legendary BLT!

edited 26th Dec '16 8:20:56 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder

Oh look, a ghost!
DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5994: Dec 26th 2016 at 4:47:01 PM

Arr, Captain! Where we be sailing today?

Starfish. It just had to be starfish.

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#5995: Dec 26th 2016 at 5:23:33 PM

Say, Puma, why'd you tear up that Spongebob DVD, burst into tears, crawl into the fetal position, and begin to moan depressedley?

Hey, Lapis is an excellent helper when it comes to water related tasks! It's not her fault you guys can't breathe underwater!

Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#5996: Dec 26th 2016 at 5:46:11 PM

Why would we want Lapis as an assistant? She's a mermaid!

Don't worry, the cannon's only for Jehovah's Witnesses and girl scouts.

Is not impressed.
PresidentStalkeyes The Best Worst Psychonaut from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The Best Worst Psychonaut
#5997: Dec 26th 2016 at 5:49:27 PM

Excuse me, sir, why have you rigged your front lawn with a computer-operated anti-air cannon? And for that matter, how'd you install it without anyone calling the cops on you?

I can't help but think there was a way to solve this problem that didn't involve a Gender Bender. :/

"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
TheGreatUnknown Since: Jan, 2001
#5998: Dec 26th 2016 at 5:55:47 PM

I know we needed to get a spy inside the girls' school, and that it had to be me, but was this really the best way?

It just hasn't been the same since the Flop of '94.

DrNoPuma Tango from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#5999: Dec 26th 2016 at 6:07:03 PM

What do you mean, my massive franchise isn't doing well these days?

For art!

edited 26th Dec '16 6:07:47 PM by DrNoPuma

I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
BrutallyHonest former eternal loser from out of the mental trap called time Since: Dec, 2016
former eternal loser
#6000: Dec 26th 2016 at 6:34:19 PM

Why are you living in the pain and the grief of losing more?

Yep. That big, shiny, ice-cream-flavored button. At least, that's what GLaDOS said.

Peace in Darkness Steel Beams Don't Melt Dank Memes It's not you who need the system, but the system that needs you.

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