Don't you see that this... torture porn, has gone too far?
simple as"Princess, I think the audience has had enough of these mindless, feel-good stories." "You're a mindless, feel-good story!" *runs off in tears*
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.Hey that reminds me...
"Tell my children I died bravely."
"You don't have any kids."
"YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS!"
It would probably have been a hell of a lot better if Dipshit wasn't sitting in the bathroom: "Durr, John Denver died in a plane crash."
simple asCowboys are Alolan form Samurai.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.Wait a second, man... whaddya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Oh goody, I'm wet claaaaaayyyy!
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideMan riding a- is that a man riding a shrimp?!
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong.Did you ever consider trying to… fuck the program? …I didn't think so.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.Not sure if you're supposed to link where the reference is from.
"We close every 5 minutes at Vern's!"
The storm has now resided, the wolf now rests.At what point did jeans come with a fuckin' holster for, of all things, a motherfucking machete?
simple as“Aw fuck, now everything’s dead.”
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.get a hold of yourself, tropicana lemonade
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.I'm really sorry that we're late. Did you have to wait long?
Yes! It's been five minutes! I hope you have a valid excuse.
I do actually! Someone decided that they wanted to pick a fight with me.
(genuinely concerned) Oh no, are you all right?
Yeap. The poor thing was crying by the time it was over though. I wonder if it was something I said...
(cue Alertness Blink into Blank White Eyes)
Trust me, it's best not to ask.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Just some guy who's confused about the existence of cutlery.
Migrated to Chloe Jessica!"I can show you...this wall, plain and white it's so boooring..."
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?Please get to the part where you kill yourself.
Edited by FirstSnow on May 9th 2019 at 2:16:13 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Flying is illegal, so don't tell"
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying insideYou know the signs of stroke; Your speech is slurred, half your face is drooping and you grow a couple bonus noses.
Edited by FirstSnow on May 8th 2019 at 9:24:39 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.- Grab her waist
- Pull her close
- Lift her up
- ROLLING DEATH CRADLE (f, n, d, df, 1+4, 2, 1, 1+2+3, 1+3, 3+4, 2+4, 1+2, 1+2+3)
There are no acceptable entry conditions into a space with a pit of acid.
Yuppers
Edited by FirstSnow on May 10th 2019 at 3:19:54 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.Yo Linton, can I get some actual good luck with summoning these Behemoths and Magis?
Google Snake Game.the Smash Bros stage OSHA violations Unraveled episode?
"Leftover items still have value!"
"I'm gonna pick your nose, little man! Pew pew, spirit gun!"