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"I'm gonna pick your nose, little man! Pew pew, spirit gun!"
Don't you see that this... torture porn, has gone too far?
"Princess, I think the audience has had enough of these mindless, feel-good stories." "You're a mindless, feel-good story!" *runs off in tears*
Hey that reminds me...
"Tell my children I died bravely."
"You don't have any kids."
"YOUR MOM DOESN'T HAVE ANY KIDS!"
It would probably have been a hell of a lot better if Dipshit wasn't sitting in the bathroom: "Durr, John Denver died in a plane crash."
Cowboys are Alolan form Samurai.
Wait a second, man... whaddya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?
Oh goody, I'm wet claaaaaayyyy!
Man riding a- is that a man riding a shrimp?!
Did you ever consider trying to… fuck the program? …I didn't think so.
Man I'm thirsty! I'm gonna order some So-Chlo from Zakka's bar.
Not sure if you're supposed to link where the reference is from.
"We close every 5 minutes at Vern's!"
At what point did jeans come with a fuckin' holster for, of all things, a motherfucking machete?
“Aw fuck, now everything’s dead.”
get a hold of yourself, tropicana lemonade
I'm really sorry that we're late. Did you have to wait long?
Yes! It's been five minutes! I hope you have a valid excuse.
I do actually! Someone decided that they wanted to pick a fight with me.
(genuinely concerned) Oh no, are you all right?
Yeap. The poor thing was crying by the time it was over though. I wonder if it was something I said...
(cue Alertness Blink into Blank White Eyes)
Trust me, it's best not to ask.
Just some guy who's confused about the existence of cutlery.
"I can show you...this wall, plain and white it's so boooring..."
Please get to the part where you kill yourself.
Edited by FirstSnow on May 9th 2019 at 2:16:13 PM
"Flying is illegal, so don't tell"
You know the signs of stroke; Your speech is slurred, half your face is drooping and you grow a couple bonus noses.
Edited by FirstSnow on May 8th 2019 at 9:24:39 PM
There are no acceptable entry conditions into a space with a pit of acid.
Edited by FirstSnow on May 10th 2019 at 3:19:54 PM
Yo Linton, can I get some actual good luck with summoning these Behemoths and Magis?
the Smash Bros stage OSHA violations Unraveled episode?
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