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Golden Pun. The story of the greatest joke ever told.
Face Time
Command And Conquer: Bed Alert. Einstein not only removed Hitler, but apparently caused beds to rise up against their former masters. You must coordinate the Allied Forces in order to defeat the evil Bed Army.
edited 21st Aug '10 9:48:42 PM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
This bacon is awesome
Sims of a Solar Empire: The Sims in space.
Banhunt: You're some sort of weird Internet-forum-based Death Seeker.
Rom: Total War: Everyone is a pirate faction.
The Voip: Stuck in the realm between life and death, you must figure out how to make a phone call.
Assassin's Cried: Cheer up depressed assassins after they miss their targets.
Garry's Mom: Has got it going on.
Aversion: Nobody knows what this game is like, because nobody's ever played it.
edited 21st Aug '10 10:27:08 PM by Comonad
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Responsible adult
On the same note as one of yours:
Assassin's Cred: Word on the street is that you're one bad-ass mofo, Altaiir. But can you prove it?
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada
Problem?
Everyone fights for their own morals in the battle between good and evil... In a rather Gory fashion.
BOOM.
You're fighting Demons, but this time, EXPLOSIONS ARE INVOLVED!
Cattle Isle.
On a Distant Planet, you must lead the Cattle to victory in many Islands against the Tyrant Cattle AI Units.
Last Defense Line.
Metal Gear Sold: Well, it did! Very well, in fact! OR: Solid Snake becomes an auctioneer as he unravels a confusing conspiracy.
Half-Lift: You'll have to take the stairs the rest of the way up, bub.
Donkey Bong: Puts a whole new meaning on "How high can you get?"!
Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Storm: Help Mario & Luigi help Bowser find shelter! Or something...
Team Fartress 2: This game reeks!
edited 21st Aug '10 11:16:14 PM by Cysma
Darthbound: A very surreal, comical game about a young boy's journey to become a Sith Lord.
This bacon is awesome
Final Fantasy VIVI: Best game in the series.
Wild ARTS: Like Pokemon, but instead of animals there are art forms roaming around in the wild.
Sonic the Wedgehog: It's hard to do a spin dash when you can only curl up into a wedge.
Parappa the Wrapper: Wrap presents in time to the beat.
Parappa the Raper: The developers are trying to cash in on the Streisand Effect.
Infinite Spice: Which makes it pretty hard to make a living as a trader.
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Hardest Moon: Bad-ass alien empires need bad-ass entertainment. This one involves planetary bodies, giant motors, and the old game of Conkers.
Star Raft: Command humanity's first mission to colonize a world around another star! Yet the conquest of that world is not your concern: you and and your descendants must conquer the ship, the world you'll know for centuries. Provide food and water, keep order, and build a stable society further away from help than anyone has ever been before. If the flatlanders break down, they have a war or a Dark Age or start over; if your people break down, EVERYBODY DIES.
I'd pay to play that.
edited 22nd Aug '10 2:49:21 AM by Kizor
Dragon RAGE : Emerging from the ashes of a quickly-defeated band, the Grey Warden, tired of the bad PR, decide to form a new heavy metal band : THE DRAGON RAGE! Help them win popularity in this tie-in of the popular Bioware franchise!
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
G.E.A.R. - Battle your way through genetically enhanced Mooks, bizarre psychic spectres and big-ass mechs to discover a worldwide conspiracy run by a Mad Scientist, his Undead Child and a Corrupt Corporate Executive, all three actively plotting against each other.
edited 22nd Aug '10 2:49:46 AM by NotSoBadassLongcoat
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Dune Factory: An amnesiac boy finds his calling as the world's greatest sand merchant.
APA Escape: Think you can write a paper on how to outsmart a pack of mischievous monkeys? Better know how to cite your sources first!
Need for Seed: Like Harvest Moon, only faster!
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Black Inches
Alone In The Park: A park, past midnight, teeming with unspeakable monstrosities such as squirrels and bees. Can you escape with your life?
Netshack: Live through the day to day life of a Hikikomori, in a small wooden cabin in Canada.
Tone Of The Enders: A specific tone, when played, will destroy the universe. Stop the Mad Scientist/musician Wolfgang Amadeus Tesla before it's too late.
edited 22nd Aug '10 4:12:40 AM by Darxzero
Escape.
Cure Candy
Puck man... yeah I went there.
Sparkling and glittering! Jan-Ken-Pon!
The Showrunner of Dzwiedz 24
Metal GAR Solid - just like the original, but MORE BADASS!!!
"what the complete, unabridged, 4k ultra HD fuck with bonus features" - Mark Von Lewis
The Pims: Everyones favourite pixelated people get drunk.
edited 22nd Aug '10 5:28:41 AM by ACrackInTime
scratching at .8, just hopin'
Left4Read: An addictive bestselling book series causes the end of civilization as people starve themselves going over one more chapter. Your group of four survivors tries to scavenge for supplies...but DON'T LOOK AT THE PAGES!
Planescape: Torrent: "What can change the nature of a File?"
Share it so that people can get into this conversation, 'cause we're not the only ones who think like this.
Cure Candy
gd Left 4 Read seems like Read or Die with zombies.
Sparkling and glittering! Jan-Ken-Pon!
I lolled for Planescape Torrent more than I should have.
This bacon is awesome
Mass Affect: Everyone in the galaxy has suddenly taken on the exact same mood.
Spare: Build a creature, but you can only use the parts the last guy had left over.
Block and White: As a god, you interact with the world through your pet, a giant 8-bit sprite.
Sim City 9000: Your advisors explode whenever you ask them to measure anything.
Billy: Take back your high school from the cliques of goats that control it.
Torment liveblog is still hiatusing. You can vandalize my contributor page if you want something to do.
Words: Letters of the alphabet aim to kill each other.
edited 22nd Aug '10 10:11:43 AM by ACrackInTime
[cue mario opening theme in a cappela]
- Margatroid: starring Alice as a pirate-fighting outer-space bounty hunter.
- Kastelvania: some joke involving Bernkastel which I don't know because I don't know Bernkastel's series origin.
- Super Wario RPG: Wario farts in the Princess's general direction, trashes Booster's fort, and steals the stars for great victory.
- Super Wario Land 3: Mario Land: also known as Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, the Reprise.
- Boshi's Island: that jerk from Mario RPG took over Yoster Isle.
- Spies of Arcadia: far more mind games.
- Prince of Persian: for the cat fans, the Pokémon fans, and especially for Matrix.
- P-Type: the shmup where doping is allowed in competitive play.
- Gladius: in this shmup, you can only kill enemies using melee attacks with your sword.
- Super Mario Word: the cheat code that turns the game into one of the following: 8-bit version, 30 lives, or Kaizo Trap version.
Words: Letters on the alphabet aim to kill each other. I WANT TO SEE THIS. NOW.
edited 22nd Aug '10 9:55:00 AM by GlennMagusHarvey
Neverwinter Rights 3: In this innovative RPG/RTS hybrid you take control of a hero who commands the army of either Atari of Hasbro, with the ultimate objective of gaining the rights to a sequel to the Neverwinter Nights franchise!
Dragon Page: We need Doctor Dragon in surgery in ten minutes. Where is he?
Mass Defect: It wasn't until we had shipped the entire first wave that we noticed our product's tendency to combust after two hours of use. Scramble to stop the lawsuits from tearing our company apart!
When They Try: A heartwarming tale of the triumph of the human spirit, in the vein of "The little engine that could".
Dude, Nukem: It's the only way to be sure.
edited 22nd Aug '10 10:04:57 AM by Brickman
Star Box: You know how when you were a kid, you used to get into a cardboard box and pretend it was a spaceship? Yeah, like that.
Anima Crossing: The fun-filled life-among-demons-summoned-from-an-eldritch-plane simmulator for the whole family!
Devil May Fry: Like Iron Chef, only with more shirtless Mr. Fanservice, and the ingredients tend to involve demon blood. Watch out for the crystals; I chipped a tooth on one!
Try the Tasmanian Tiger: It's delicious and goes well with steak sauce! Could you also pass the dodo wings and mammoth ribs while you're at it?
Meta Gear Solid: As if the series wasn't postmodern enough...
Oh, and the last one's techically a cheat, since it involves both a letter change AND removal, but it was too good to pass up...
Danke Kong: Learn German with giant gorillas! Call today for your free trial!
"Proto-Indo-European makes the damnedest words related. It's great. It's the Kevin Bacon of etymology." ~Madrugada