Last Summer: A Murdergame

Date: Summer of 1983
Location: Camp Red Cedar

   Oh, look! You made it. Just in time for orientation!   

A young adult in tube socks and a sunset t-shirt stands in front of a barren flagpole amid unfettered woods, their glasses unleashing a blinding light in the summer sun. In the distance, you see buildings - at least, shells of ones. Whatever this place is, it clearly hasn't been used in years. This definitely isn't the right place.

   I'm [incomprehensible], but you may call me the Counselor    they say before motioning to a grinning young man in sunglasses.

   And this is Jamie, my counselor-in-training, or CIT if you're lazy. We are both very excited to have you here! We hope you have fun during your stay at Camp Red Cedar... because this summer might just be your last.   

The Counselor, drawn by Custard And Pie CIT Jamie, drawn by Tropers/madface7

Here's the necessary maps

Here's the character sheet template:

Name:

Gender:

Species:

Age:

Abilities:

Other:

SIGNUPS, YO

Bulk Bogan

2. Florien as William Henry Harrisphere. Hopefully he'll last longer than the real one.

3. Ozbourne as Kennifer. Probably also why the bees are dying.

4. MOARPYLONZ as Haruhi Suzumiya. Let's do the time warp again!

5. Zanreo as Ken Izumi. Probably thinks the Counselor and Jamie are secretly Juralians.

6. Tropers/wingedcatgirl as Squares. At least we know he's not made of pi.

7. Dookie Idiot Nimrod as June. Her name is oddly appropriate.

8. Weirdguy 149 as Sheriff No-Name. Headin' to the (18)90's, livin' in the wild wild west.

9. MadameButterflyKnife as Skip. The goodest of boys.

10. Purple Eyed Guma as Henry the Green Engine. How the fuck and why the fuck is not important.

11. Tabby Girl 4 as Strawberry. Hopefully won't vote Mel this time.

12. Dubh Kafkaesque as WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAluigi. He requires no description.

13. The Geek Artist 08 as Scott. Was voted "Most likely to work at a pizza place" for his high school yearbook.

14. Billy 5545 as Giorno Giovanna. Insert Jojo reference here.

SIGNUPS ARE CLOSED.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 15th 2020 at 4:06:55 AM

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Edited by KungFuCutBug on Dec 7th 2020 at 10:46:59 AM

Lets get the ball rolling with...

Name: William Henry Harrisphere

Gender: Male

Species: Obscure American Politician

Age: 68

Abilities: Minor presidential powers, psionic powers (because everyone with a large head has psionic powers, obviously.) perpetual early pneumonia, and the first modern presidential campaign.

Others: Has a 15 foot tall grandson. (The grandson is not here.) Speaks in Smallcaps pink

Edited by Florien on Dec 7th 2020 at 1:43:57 AM

Name: Kennifer

Gender: Female

Species: Human? Vampire? Probably a human pretending to be a vampire. Or something.

Age: Don't you know it's not polite to ask a lady her age? She looks to be around 28 though.

Abilities: Managing to be ambitious and lazy at the same time, however that works. Also good at drinking wine but I'm not sure that counts as an ability.

Other: Pretend the above image has ridiculously big 80's-era Farrah Fawcett hair. Also she's probably responsible for the hole in the ozone layer. Can be a bit of The Gadfly if the mood strikes. Will speak in purple text.

Name: Haruhi Suzumiya

Appearance:

Species: Human? Goddess? God-Mode Sue? Let's just say human goddess.

Age: Attends high school, so... around 16? She might be older due to the whole Reality Warper thing... Let's just stick to 16-ish for now.

Abilities: She's a Reality Warper, but isn't aware that she is. She's still The Ace.

Other: She once made it so that summer repeated on loop. 15,532 times. She's actually from the 2000s to 2010s, and actually subconsciously teleported herself to 1983. Somehow. Speaks in gold.

Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Dec 7th 2020 at 7:42:55 AM

• Image:here◊
• Name: Ken Izumi (Chargeman Ken)
• Gender: Male
• Species: Human
• Age: 10
• Abilities: Can turn into his superhero form Chargeman Ken, where he has ray guns, rocket boots, ect.
• Other: speaks in yellow/gold

Edited by Zanreo on Dec 7th 2020 at 10:56:20 AM

Name: Trent Reznor◊ (Yes, this really is Trent Reznor's senior yearbook picture)

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Age: 18 (This version, anyways)

Abilities: Untapped pure rage in music form. Also, keyboard and guitar.

Other: This is a different Trent from the one I'm playing in Brothers In Arms.

Name: June

Picture:

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Age: 11

Abilities: Knowledge of future, good acting and hosting powers.

Other: Came to 1983 for unknown reasons after waking up one day and has been there for about two weeks. Is from 1997. Has a backpack full of stuff from the “Future”. Talks in Blue.

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Dec 12th 2020 at 1:57:33 AM

Name: Sheriff No-Name

Picture:

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Age: 23

Abilities: Is good with a gun and that's about it.

Other: He thinks he's from the 1880's instead of the 1980's, so he'll act like a very stereotypical classic Clint Eastwood cowboy.

Name: Skip

Gender: Male

Species: Dog

Age: 3

Abilities: Sit! Stay! Roll over! Bark! And of course, defend the humans.

Other: A stray dog that accidentally wandered into the campsite. Just a normal dog; no magic or mutations or anything.

This post is blanked.

Edited by AdeptGaderius on Dec 7th 2020 at 2:27:43 AM

Adept, based on your previous behavior in murdergames (namely joining and then never playing), you are not allowed to sign up for Last Summer.

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 7th 2020 at 4:25:22 AM

Edited by DookieIdiotNimrod on Dec 7th 2020 at 2:27:29 AM

Dookie, please just drop it and we'll move on.

Edited by madface7 on Dec 7th 2020 at 4:27:24 AM

Name: Henry the Green Engine

Gender: Male

Species: Steam Engine (LMS Stanier Class 5 “Black Five”)

Age: 101

Abilities: Can only travel on rails, not solid ground.

Other: The #3 engine on the North Western Railway is a sickly one, to say the least. Henry had to use a different brand of coal in his first shape, and after an accident with his goods train, had to be completely rebuilt. He is usually ill-tempered, but has a soft side and loves nature most of all.

Edited by PurpleEyedGuma on Dec 12th 2020 at 5:34:16 AM

Imma try playing as her again

Name: Strawberry

Gender: Female

Species: Human

Age: 16

Abilities: Pure Energy Manipulation (Via Berry Rod), Basic Hand to Hand Combat, Cat-Like Reflexes, and Portal Creation

Other: Speaks in pink text

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Dec 7th 2020 at 5:34:16 AM

Name: Waluigi

Gender: Male

Species: Nintendo tells me this guy is a human. I have my doubts.

Appearance: GAZE UPON WALUIGI'S BEAUTY◊

Age: Who knows tbh

Abilities: Agile, multitalented sportsman, can warp physics through his eccentricity alone

Other: WALUIGI IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE MURDERVERSE AND YOU KNOW IT.

Ignore, I goofed

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 7th 2020 at 4:48:27 AM

AH CRAP I forgot there were supposed to be 3 people with the Camper role. Signups have been reopened and 2 more slots have been added!

Edited by CustardAndPie on Dec 7th 2020 at 4:51:53 AM

Name: Scott

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Age: 31

Abilities: Uh... Maintaining his composure???

Other: Yes, this is the same guy as shown in EXE 2, but he's far more optimistic. Speaks in red text.

Name: Giorno Giovanna

Gender: Male

Species: Human

Age: 15-16

Abilities: Aside from rapid fisticuff (though each punch only has the strength of a normal human punch), his Stand Gold Experience can manipulate life energy, which can be used to either speed up the nervous system of people he punch or temporarily transform inanimate objects into living creatures like animals and plants.

Other: He's from 2001 and his 16th birthday happened few days after the story ended in the same year in-universe. Also funnily enough, his father, DIO is still trapped under the sea at that point in 1983.

Edited by Billy5545 on Dec 7th 2020 at 6:57:48 PM

And with a Jojo reference, signups are closed, for real this time! The game should start later this week, I'll post with an exact date eventually.

Also gotta upload the maps. That's a thing I gotta do too.

yeah I think I'm gonna drop out sorry ._.;;

Don’t worry, I have a backup profile ready.

Name: Bulk Bogan

Gender: Male

Species: Human... probably

Age: Over 2000 years old, looks and acts middle-aged

Abilities: Pumping up the moosklays, having neeplays

Other:    OOH YES I AM GROWING STRONGER   

Edited by TalesofUnder on Dec 7th 2020 at 3:59:23 PM

Role P Ms are being sent out and I swear I'll get to uploading the maps soon I promise